Chapter 361: Toms
The madman glanced back at the traffic policemen, and then said to Ye Tian: "It's really troublesome, there are always some guys who don't know each other, you wait a minute, I'll solve it!" After he finished speaking, he turned and walked towards the traffic police.
Ye Tian and the others looked at his back, only felt that this person was arrogant to the extreme, and did not take the traffic police into account at all, for those who drive, the person they are most afraid of encountering is the traffic police, but the madman has no fear.
One of the traffic policemen saw the madman coming over, and couldn't help bumping into their captain, and said in a low voice: "The bravest swordsman under the boss of the Flying Eagle Club is here, that guy is a madman, and now he is in trouble!" ”
In fact, these traffic police are not traffic police in the real sense, but auxiliary police, most of the real traffic police enjoy happiness in the office, and the auxiliary police will be sent to be on duty outside regardless of the wind and sun, once there is any trouble, the traffic police sub-bureau will come forward to say that these guys are just temporary workers, and they have nothing to do with it, and they can leave their responsibilities clean in a word.
This captain is only the captain of the auxiliary police detachment, and the captain of the traffic police detachment cannot be compared, so the confidence is also quite insufficient.
He tried his best to make himself look polite and said to the madman, "Sir, your car ......" Before he could speak, the madman raised his hand and slapped him, fanning the second half of his words directly back into his stomach, and the brim of his hat was tilted to the side.
"It's my car, what do you want to tell me? Sticking a ticket or a tow truck? I'm listening! The madman looked at the assistant police captain with his hands on his chest, always arrogant and domineering.
"It's not...... You are indeed parking illegally...... I...... We enforce the law impartially! The assistant police captain said very embarrassedly, and hurriedly straightened his hat with both hands.
"Impartial law enforcement? Then you also have to look at the object, you traffic police captains don't dare to post a ticket to Lao Tzu! The madman said and took out his mobile phone from his trouser pocket, and then dialed the phone number of the captain of the traffic police team in this district, and as soon as the person over there picked it up, the madman shouted: "The surname Wu, immediately roll Lao Tzu to the entrance of Pudong Airport, Mom, your people dare to give Lao Tzu a ticket, and you have to tow a truck!" ”
"Crazy brother...... You...... Don't get excited, I'll help you find out which bastards are on duty today, I'll let them go immediately, don't worry, I will give you a satisfactory explanation! The captain of the traffic police team accompanied him carefully, and at the same time couldn't help but curse his subordinates in his heart, I don't know which bastards caused the trouble, how could they offend this madman.
The madman snorted coldly and said, "Then hurry up, I don't have much patience!" After speaking, he hung up the phone, and after that, he didn't look at the assistant police captain anymore and walked back to Ye Tian's side.
Ye Tian gave a thumbs up to the madman and said, "Awesome! There's really nothing else to ask for when you get to this level! ”
"You made fun of me again, I said that I was just a little shrimp, and it was people at the level of Fei Ge and Gu Ye who really mixed well. The reason why they are afraid of me is because of the people behind me, if they didn't support me, do you think those guys would be afraid of me? This society is no longer able to rely on ferocity and ruthlessness, no matter how fierce and ruthless people are, once the police play with you, can you play better than others? "The madman is very touching.
Ye Tian nodded approvingly, and then said to the madman: "I believe that you will be able to mix to the level of Fei Ge and them one day!" ”
The madman suddenly laughed and said, "Brother, you are encouraging me to usurp the throne, this is not good!" Anyway, Fei Ge is going to run for him for a day because he's my big brother, you know? ”
"I understand!" Ye Tian nodded firmly, he was very envious of the brotherhood between the madman and Ah Fei.
The madman patted him on the shoulder and said, "I don't think there's much time, you go, my brother won't send you in!" After saying that, he turned back and waved to his men, and the two big men came over with two large bags of things.
"Brother, my brother didn't have anything to give, so I bought some special products for you to take back, don't be polite to me, I don't like it!" The madman waved his hand, and the two handed the big bag they were carrying in their hands to Ye Tian, Ye Tian hurriedly took it, and Dong Lao Er also helped carry a bag.
"Then you're welcome, madman, go back, we'll go in!" Ye Tian was very grateful, he wanted to say thank you, but he was afraid that the madman would think he was hypocritical.
The madman nodded, then turned around and left, Da Mi bumped into Ye Tian and said, "Didn't you say that you wanted to give me a good introduction?" Didn't you mention me? ”
"Don't you think he's a bad guy? I thought you didn't like him, so I didn't introduce him! Ye Tian shrugged his shoulders and said.
"Well, you're right! But this person is so arrogant that even the traffic police dare to fight! Da Mi stuck out her tongue and said.
Ye Tian took everyone in to change the boarding pass, the madman walked back to his car, the assistant police captain answered a phone call, was scolded by the person on the other end of the phone, hung up the phone and hurriedly apologized to the madman, and then drove away with the patrol car with the people.
The madman didn't take this matter to heart at all, just got in the car and drove away. Ye Tian and they boarded the plane not long after changing their boarding passes, and Ye Tian saw Su Yanbing very coincidentally on the plane. Su Yanbing sat two rows behind them, getting on the plane before them, Ye Tian saw Su Yanbing reading a magazine with his head down, and didn't seem to notice him, and he couldn't say hello, because Da Mi was next to him.
After the plane took off, Da Mi fell asleep on Ye Tian's shoulder, and a foreigner next to him turned his head to look at them from time to time. Ye Tian was also very curious about the foreigner, so he stared at the foreigner and said in broken English: "Hey, man!whatdoyouwant?"
This phrase in English means "Hey, man, what's wrong?" The foreigner didn't expect Ye Tian to speak English, so he couldn't help grinning and said, "Can you speak Chinese?" I don't understand English! ”
Ye Tian smiled dumbly when he heard this, and said in surprise: "Damn, aren't you a foreigner?" You don't even speak English, you speak Chinese and Mandarin more fluently than me! ”
The foreigner smiled and said, "Who said that foreigners must speak English?" Lao Tzu was born and raised in China, and my mom is American and my dad is Chinese. I also went to school in China, Nima's English was so difficult to learn, Lao Tzu failed the exam every time, fortunately I was not born in the United States! ”
Ye Tian was immediately amused by the foreigner's extremely happy tone, and hurriedly said: "Brother, you are too funny!" You also fly to Chengdu? ”
"Nonsense, I'm on a flight with you, have you ever seen a flight that still gets off halfway?" The foreigner was speechless and said to Ye Tian.
Ye Tian scratched his head a little embarrassed, he did ask a very idiotic question, the foreigner smiled, and said: "I have lived in Chengdu for more than 20 years, and I even finished my university studies at Sichuan University in Chengdu!" ”
"Damn, there's no heavenly reason! Can a person who fails English be admitted to Sichuan University? Do you me when I was a monkey moving in tease? Ye Tian was speechless.
The foreigner smiled hesitantly: "You know, my appearance is very dominant!" I can read it for a little money, and others still treat me as an international student, and I don't bother to talk to them when they talk to me in English! ”
"You're awesome!" Ye tilted a thumbs up at the foreigner.
The foreigner smiled and stretched out his hand to Ye Tian and said, "Let's get to know me, my name is Toms?" Wang, whose Chinese name is Wang Lingfeng. ”
"My name is Ye Qing, it's nice to meet you, it's really a bit awkward for your foreigner's face to take this kind of Chinese name, it's awkward to call!" Ye said.
"Then you can call me Toms, so you can feel it, right?" The foreigner said with a smile.
Ye Qing felt that this foreigner was simply refined, no different from the Chinese, except for the face of a Westerner. He nodded and said, "This does feel better." Thoms, what are you doing in Shanghai? ”
"Watch the game."
"Football?"
"Cut! Who still watches football now...... I'm here to watch the CF and lol game, do you know what CF and lol are? "Foreigners are very authentic.
Ye Tian was immediately happy, but he didn't expect this foreigner to be a fellow Taoist, he hurriedly said: "Of course I know the Dao, isn't it Crossfire and League of Legends?" It's all Tencent's games.,I usually play CF when there's nothing to do! ”
"Yo, you play CF too? Shouldn't you come to Shanghai to watch the game? The foreigner was very surprised.
"yes. I just watched the CF finals in the morning, and it was exciting, S. Team T has won the championship! ”
"That's right, you did! The duel between the two snipers is the most interesting, but unfortunately I can't go up to the game, otherwise I can compete with them! "The foreigner is very sorry.
Ye Tian suddenly became interested, dare to love this foreigner is still a sniper master? He hurriedly asked, "You mean you have the strength to fight with the sniper god and 70kg?" ”
"Of course, I've been playing CS for 7 years! My idol is Johnny, the sniper god of the world? R,I watched a lot of his videos,And then hard practice sniper marksmanship,In CS I take the ID exactly the same as JR.,Others think I'm the real JR.,Later, there were a lot of videos streaming out on the Internet.,People think it's JR himself.,In fact, it's all videos of me playing CS on Haofang.。 "The foreigner said triumphantly.
"Just because a CS sniper rifle is good doesn't mean it's good at sniping in CF!" Ye Tian immediately poured a scoop of cold water.
The foreigner smiled without mind: "You're right, I was very annoyed when I first came into contact with CF, and I felt that CF and CS couldn't be compared, but then the more I played, the more I felt, and now I can't find any opponents in Chuanyi!" It's a pity that I haven't met a sniper ......"