Chapter 112: Isn't it supposed to be filled with gunsmoke?

The whistle came back, and the Hawks panicked as Malvin Williams and Josh Smith were carried off the court in tragic fashion. In the end, the game ended quietly, as if there had never been a **.

128:96!

Bloody massacre.

The main reason for the massacre was that Li Guanyu played for 48 minutes. Yes, Li Guanyu did not choose to end up in garbage time.

In the end, Li Guanyu scored 48 points, 15 assists, 12 rebounds, 5 steals and 3 blocks. Mike Bibby's stats are fixed at 9 points, 3 assists and 2 rebounds. After one game, Li Guanyu surpassed Mike Biby with 14 points, 9 assists and 6 rebounds.

Judging from the fact that Mike Bibi was completely suppressed by Li Guanyu in this game, the gap in data will only widen and will not narrow. To put it another way: Mike Beeby can make an appointment with a tattoo artist in advance.

With a long beep sound in the arena of the American Airlines Center, Li Guanyu just wanted to slip away. Jessica Alba had already strode up to him and whispered, "Mr. Flower Mamba, if you don't show up for the appointment tonight, hehe, the black mamba will come to you." ”

Although Jessica Alba's mouth was hot, Li Guanyu felt a chill down his spine after hearing the content of the words - the first beauty of the American emperor is too vicious!

"Good!" Li Guanyu finally nodded, the indignation in his heart could not bring him any courage to dance with the snake. Who told him to be naturally afraid of snakes?

"I'll wait for you." Jessica Alba threw Li Guanyu a 'I'm so lonely, I'm so empty' look, and walked away on eight-centimeter high heels.

Li Guanyu just wanted to turn around, Taylor Swift and Catherine McPhee looked at themselves with a 'dissatisfied' expression, and the meaning was obvious - flowers need to be watered with milk.

"I'll go look for you when I have time." Li Guanyu squeezed out a smile and said, he couldn't bear to watch any flower messy and withered in the wind.

In a sense, Li Guanyu is a natural messenger of flowers. And most importantly, all the flowers that have been watered by him cannot do without his milk for the rest of their lives. Other milk or flower messengers? There is no chance to see the stitches, who told Li Guanyu to have the perverted plug-in of 'energy'?

Hearing what Li Guanyu said, both of them nodded. When he staggered by, Taylor Swift gave Li Guanyu another kiss and left a sentence in his ear: "Except for you, any man is no different from an animal in my eyes." ”

Li Guanyu bowed his head slightly, he seemed to understand something - any woman who had tasted his own stick could not have any ripples on other sticks.

This is the legendary 'good man to the end, send the Buddha to the west'? Is this an obligation?

Li Guanyu shook his head, there was no answer.

Just as he was about to leave, Avril, Scarlett Johansson, and Eva Longoria surrounded him.

"Oh, my fans. This is my Las Vegas concert ticket, for you. Avril smiled and handed Li Guanyu a ticket.

The former idol gave the ticket, Li Guanyu hurriedly took it with both hands, and glanced at the date above, just after the finals. Nodding his head, he said, "I'll definitely go to the show." ”

"Well, I'm waiting for you."

As soon as Avril finished speaking, Eva Longoria added, "Hey, beauty, aren't you going to give me and Scarlett one by one?" ”

"Oh!" Avril suddenly realized, took out a dozen VIP tickets from her bag, pulled out two and handed them to Scarlett Johansson and Eva Longoria.

Eva checked the numbers and put the ticket away with a smile.

Avril blinked her eyelids covered with eyeshadow twice and said, "So, we'll see you at the concert?" ”

"Okay."

"Let's go to dinner tonight!" Eva was very kind to suggest.

"No, I still have something." Li Guanyu waved his hand and refused the young woman's invitation. Not surprisingly, he will be very, very busy tonight, and it is difficult to be a passive stallion, and even harder to be a responsible stallion.

"Oh... Let's get together another day. Eva was a little distracted, lost for a while, and before proposing goodbye, she asked Li Guanyu: "Can you tell me your mobile phone number?" ”

"Uh......" Li Guanyu was a little flustered, although he was afraid of contaminating the American imperialist woman again, but finally replied truthfully: "1507*****596." "[To tell you the truth, this is my mobile phone number, don't worry about the overseas party, there are mobile companies in the United States, hehe~] As soon as the phone number was finished, three beautifully decorated mobile phones began to store a series of familiar numbers in front of Li Guanyu's eyes.

"Call another day, we'll go first." Avril offered her leave.

"Bye-bye!"

After waving goodbye, three pleasing landscapes jump in seductive curves and slowly walk away.

Turning around, a dark face that has nothing to do with 'beauty' is revealed.

"Lee, could you please accept my shortened interview?" Cheryl Miller held the microphone in front of Li Guanyu, although the question was very polite, but it was quite anti-guest-oriented.

"Okay!" Li Guanyu nodded helplessly, and then added: "The proud immortal second-generation combat boots are the key to my victory." ”

"......" Cheryl Miller was slightly stunned after hearing this: "Why is this sentence in advance?" ”

"In this game, you broke a couple of more records. Youngest player to have a triple-double in the playoffs, a team all-time triple-double, and a triple-double with over 45 points and 15 assists or more...... Okay, anyway, you've broken down a bunch of stats on age and triple-doubles, so do you have anything to say about that? ”

"First of all, I thank The Coca-Cola Company. Secondly, I would like to thank the Proud Immortal II boots. Finally, I would like to thank Mike Bibby, if it weren't for his incompetence, I wouldn't have been able to set me off so much. Li Guanyu said lightly.

Answer a question, play two ads and insult an opponent.

Such a fierce act, in the whole sports circle, Li Guanyu is the only one.

"Okay!" Cheryl Miller pinched a cold sweat, she was used to Li Guanyu's answering style, and then asked: "In this game, you suddenly became strong and surprised everyone. Excuse me, how did you train yourself to be so strong in just one week? ”

"It's simple." After Li Guanyu told half the truth, he told half a lie: "Use the way to challenge the limit to train your muscles, and then resign yourself to fate." ”

"Uh......" Cheryl Miller's face actually showed a trace of unbearability after hearing this, although Li Guanyu said it lightly, but in her impression it was equivalent to hell tempering.

However, the fact is that what Li Guanyu did was easier and simpler than he said - just find Murong Qingya's joy of fish and water.

Of course, Li Guanyu will not tell this secret. Some benefits are better to be exclusive.

After regulating her emotions, Cheryl Miller continued: "As far as I know, you and Mike Bibby have a bet that whoever gets less stats in this series will get a tattoo on themselves, right?" ”

"Yes!" Li Guanyu nodded, his face full of banter, and said: "I'm now struggling with whether it's better to let Mike Bibi tattoo in English, or Chinese better?" ”

"Uh... I can't help you with this. Cheryl Miller replied with a smile in her back and then ended her brief interview: "Okay, thank you for accepting my interview, and congratulations on your victory." ”

"Thank you!"

Li Guanyu said politely and ran back to the locker room quickly, he didn't want to be entangled by any woman anymore.

Back in the locker room, Haslem gathered around Michael Beasley and reverently consulted on all sorts of martial arts questions. And Michael Beasley is also a master, dancing and explaining various martial arts moves to his teammates.

Seeing this, Li Guanyu smiled dumbly, thinking that the guy who was beaten by Luo Kedi and sandbags also had a day as a teacher? Of course, it is not broken, and this bit of face still has to be given to the second goods.

Meanwhile, Woodson was frustrating his dejected update to reporters about his favorite injury, Malvin Williams had broken ribs and was out of action for two to three weeks. Josh Smith had a severe concussion and was out of action for 3~5 weeks.

Li Guanyu shook his head, just about to go to the bathroom to take a shower. The alliance manager came over and said to Li Guanyu: "Lee, let's go for a urine test!" ”

After Li Guanyu heard this, his consciousness was slightly resistant, although he had also been spot-checked seven or eight times before. He didn't know if there would be some stimulant-like substances left after the surge in physical fitness, and if there were, what would he do if he was found out.

"Uh..." Li Guanyu hesitated for a moment, but finally nodded and said, "Okay, let's go!" ”

It's a blessing or a curse, and it's a disaster that can't be avoided.

With this thought in his heart, Li Guanyu followed the management staff to the spot check room slowly, drew some blood and urinated a small glass, and then walked to the bathroom with a worried heart.

After taking a shower, the management staff happened to walk back to the locker room and gave Li Guanyu a qualified data sheet. After taking the data sheet and looking at it, the hanging heart finally fell - energy, it really has no toxic side effects.

With a sense of relief after worrying, I just wanted to go to Jessica Alba's hotel. The press officer stood in front of him with an aggrieved face, staring at himself with an expression of 'I am old and young, you are from me'.

Seeing this, Li Guanyu waved his hand and said with a smile: "Lead the way." ”

Without a drop of saliva, Li Guanyu, who hardly attends the post-match press conference, agreed to go, and the press officer immediately cheered, and then walked to the press conference with Li Guanyu in a suit and leather shoes with excited steps.

Coming to the post-match press conference, Li Guanyu didn't even sit down before there was a loud applause and cheers.

After Li Guanyu heard this, he couldn't help but be slightly stunned - shouldn't this place be filled with gunsmoke and-for-tat?

(To be continued)