"You'd better go down and reassure them first, they still won't accept the reality. Maybe it's because they don't believe in God and don't believe in fate! Angelina Jolie said.

"Okay!" Li Guanyu nodded helplessly, turned sideways and asked Paris Hilton, "That room?" ”

"8388 Presidential Suite!" Paris Hilton whispered back, "They should be in a meeting at this time to discuss how to deal with us. ”

"Oh!"

Li Guanyu promised, and then said, 'You wait for me here first' and walked quickly.

walked downstairs quickly, but stopped at the door of room 8388, because Li Guanyu didn't know what he would face next, but it was expected that it would definitely not be as easy to pass as upstairs.

After struggling for a while, he bravely stretched out his hand and pressed it on the doorbell a few times. Soon Ye Ziqing's scolding came from inside: "Hollywood stinky bitches, don't think that we will coexist peacefully with you, we would rather be broken than destroyed!" ”

Better die standing than live kneeling!

When Li Guanyu heard this, a terrible association suddenly rose in his head - is she going to castrate me? Don't think about what you can't get yourself? It's so wicked!

As soon as this idea came out, Li Guanyu's thighs couldn't help but tuck in a little. Then he mustered up the courage to shout: "It's me, Ziqing!" ”

As soon as this sentence came out, there was a sudden confusion in the room. Soon, the door opened. Ye Ziqing opened the door in her haphazard pajamas, saw Li Guanyu, forcibly held back the joy in her heart, pretended to be very angry and indifferent, and said, "Why are you here?" Why don't you go upstairs and sit? ”

"............" Li Guanyu didn't make a sound, he stepped forward directly and hugged Ye Ziqing, and then kissed him heavily, at first Ye Ziqing resisted and struggled, and surrendered automatically in less than thirty seconds, his dexterous tongue kept flashing and moving in Li Guanyu's mouth, very hungry and thirsty.

When it comes to women, a wet kiss is far more effective than a thousand explanations. Women are not just auditory animals, they are tactile animals, and once they are touched by sensitive points, they immediately disarm and surrender.

After the long kiss ended, Ye Ziqing's pretended anger immediately turned into coquettishness: "Hmph, you bad guy, you actually engaged in so many foreign devils, aren't you afraid of AIDS?" ”

"............" Li Guanyu didn't make a sound, just took Ye Ziqing to the room, and when he came to the room, he found four disheveled women lying on a huge bed - Maki Horikita, Erika Toda, Murong Qingya and Xue Xue.

"You... What's going on? Li Guanyu pointed to the chaotic big bed and said in surprise: "You ............"

In an instant, Li Guanyu actually felt a little unconvinced of love - could it be that these five people became lace edges? Oh my God, am I going to marry five lace edges?

"What do you think we're doing?" Xue Xue asked angrily, seeing that Li Guanyu was silent and had a serious expression, she couldn't help laughing: "What is in your head?" You think we're lace edges? We're just practicing the sleeping posture after a while. ”

What is the sleeping position after practising?

When Li Guanyu heard this, he immediately didn't hold it, and his lower body instantly stood up and saluted, and the underwear on the top was very uncomfortable.

As soon as this embarrassment came out, it immediately caused the five of them to laugh, and immediately diluted the originally somewhat dull atmosphere a lot. And although Li Guanyu tried his best to cover something, the goal was too big, and there was no way to cover it.

Since there was no way to cover it, the surname Suo let him stand up unscrupulously.

"Fish, things have come to this point, what do you really want?" Murong asked softly, "We don't like to live with a group of Westerners. ”

Murong Qingya's voice was very soft, but it was incomparably hard and sharp in Li Guanyu's heart.

"............" Li Guanyu was silent, and the five girls also withdrew from the state of laughing, and the atmosphere became serious again. After being silent for a long time, Li Guanyu lowered his posture and asked softly: "Is there no possible surname that is compatible at all?" ”

As soon as this sentence came out, the two women looked at each other very hesitantly, without an idea. Obviously, they are not the type of scheming in this five-person group, at most they can be regarded as gangsters. The two female stars hesitated, Xue Xue and Ye Ziqing were unusually firm, and Murong Qingya looked at Li Guanyu with a pair of eyes like autumn water - she only had Li Guanyu in her eyes, and nothing else was important.

"We don't like to share a husband with them, not only do we have different skin colors, but we also have serious cultural differences." Xue Xue voted against it with great firmness: "I hate women who use God as a disguise!" ”

"They're too high-profile, I can't take it. I don't like that when I go out with my husband and I are secretly photographed by a group of paparazzi, this incident makes me unbearable. Ye Ziqing also voted against.

"But I can't leave them behind!" Li Guanyu pulled his hair and said in pain: "They also need me to be responsible!" ”

"So, you mean to say? You're not going to give up on them, are you? Xue Xue stood up and asked sharply.

"Yes!" Li Guanyu nodded.

"Impossible!" Xue Xue said sharply: "It is impossible for a Ferrari to have a car at the same time as a Passat's headlights. ”

"............" Li Guanyu was silent.

"Think about it!" Xue Xue threw down such a sentence, and then pulled the other three people who were reluctant to walk away and quickly walked out of the room, and did not forget to add before walking out of the room: "If you regret it, you can call me at any time." ”

"You know, it's impossible, I'm a responsible man!" Li Guanyu smiled wryly and muttered to himself. Although he knew that he could stop the departure of the five now, even stopping them would not solve the problem, because the basic demands of both sides had been derailed from the beginning. Instead of continuing to argue, let each other calm down.

After Xue Xue and the five of them left, Li Guanyu lay on the bed where the five fragrances had not completely faded, and closed his eyes What to do next.

After lying down for a while, I heard a knock at the door. Li Guanyu thought that Xue Xue had changed her mind, and hurriedly went over to open the door, but she didn't know that it was Angelina Jolie and her party standing at the door.

"Come in!" Li Guanyu opened the door and motioned for them to come in.

"They just left, and I arranged for the staff to quietly send them out through the back door in a car, and no media knew about it." Paris Hilton whispered.

"Hmm!" Li Guanyu nodded.

"Didn't talk about it? They still won't live in peace with us? Taylor Swift said very gently, "Why don't we go and talk to them in person?" ”

"No, they'll figure it out in a while." Li Guanyu waved his hand and squeezed a relieved smile.

“…………”

Silent. Everyone was silent.

Li Guanyu didn't know what to say, so he raised his head and looked at the people around him, and counted a little, twelve. So he asked, "What about the others?" ”

"They'll come back in the evening." Serena Gomez replied shyly.

"What do you mean?" Li Guanyu didn't figure it out for a while.

"This is our plan, due to the many sisters we have. So we divided into three groups of twelve people each. This is also set according to Chinese tradition, don't you have 12 zodiac signs, 12 hours? Juliena Jolie, the most senior, said.

"So, you want to ............ now" Before the words fell, Li Guanyu had already thought of the intentions of these women.

"It's just... That's it! ”

Selena Gomez responded timidly, both shy and excited.

When she said this, Li Guanyu suddenly felt that his whole body was hot, and he stood up again. And then ...... The house is full of spring, and I envy all men, especially those otaku who masturbate to the pictures.

……………… I don't know when the battle will start and I don't know when it will end. Anyway, after Miley Sellers finally leaked his mind, the starlight could already be seen outside the window. At this time, all twelve people had collapsed into mud, lying on the ground and humming and chirping. Li Guanyu was in high spirits in battle, not tired at all, but more fierce than before the battle began.

Maybe it's not fun, maybe it's been hungry and thirsty for a long time. After this round of fighting, Li Guanyu quickly threw himself into another round of fighting.................................... The next day, Li Guanyu announced the end of the battle with an angry roar, at this time he only felt that his whole body was full of inexhaustible strength, and he would not be afraid to face LeBron James at this moment. He even had the confidence to directly dribble the ball and run over it, yes, at this time, Li Guanyu's physical fitness had reached the 'Martian' level.

After the battle, Li Guanyu ran to take a shower, and then ran to the next room to fall asleep. When I woke up in the afternoon, I was surrounded by a circle of delicate superfemale stars.

"Husband, you're awake!" Taylor Swift immediately noticed that Li Guanyu had opened his eyes.

"Husband, can you afford it?" Catherine McFei asked with concern.

"It's okay, my husband is the strongest man in the world, how can he not bear it?" Kim Kardashian said, judging from her satisfied expression, Li Guanyu once again filled her desire last night - she had never been so full of invasion and fierce convulsions!

“………………”

After a series of questions, Li Guanyu was very puzzled and said, "I'm fine, why are you all around?" ”

"Do you care about your husband!" Twenty or so people said in unison, well-trained.

"Oh!" Li Guanyu nodded helplessly, he was still a little uncomfortable with these female stars shining under the spotlight and gathered around the bed like maids: "Go order something to eat?" I'm probably going to be back to Golden State in the evening. ”

"Why are you going back to Golden State? If you want me to say, buy out the contract directly. Playing for that kind of person is simply self-defeating. Angelina Jolie said angrily, she watched Mullin's interview yesterday and was very angry.

"Let's take revenge first." Li Guanyu said calmly: "The next opponent is the Atlanta Hawks. ”

"Okay, okay, my husband says it's okay. We are waiting for you to come back in Los Angeles. ”

"Hmm!"

……………… After eating some dinner, Li Guanyu immediately ran down, got into the prepared SUV and drove away under the flashing lights of the army of reporters, leaving the world with countless guesses - what happened inside? What the hell is going on now? Did Lee win the hearts of all women? Or has he been abandoned by everyone?

(To be continued)