Chapter 152: Dad! I want that weird liquid!
Just as Xu Feng was praying sincerely, the snake head in the middle of Xiao Er suddenly opened his eyes, stared at Xu Feng deadly, and seemed to have made a major decision, and then spit out a dark green object the size of a football from his mouth and sent it to Xu Feng with the letter with the thickness of his arm. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
"For me?" Xu Feng subconsciously took it, it was a soft oval, there seemed to be a membrane on the outside, and there was a black and red liquid flowing inside.
"It can't be snake gall, right?" Xu Feng thought that this thing was spit out of Xiao Er's mouth, and the shape of this thing was indeed very much like a snake gall that had been magnified countless times. "What for me?" Xu Feng was a little dumbfounded, he didn't understand what Xiao Er was crazy about, first he went to bite someone's toes, and after he came back, he had a communication with himself that no one could understand, and then he started to play transformation by himself, and now he actually spit out his snake gall bladder to play with himself, all of this is about to confuse Xu Feng! Xu Feng said that the world of snakes is really difficult to understand.
Xiao Er saw that Xu Feng was just holding it with his hand, and he suddenly became a little more anxious. Roaring again, the other two heads also opened their mouths at the same time, and the stout letter came directly in front of Xu Feng, one opened his mouth, and the other sent the snake gall inside.
"Wait! Woo~~" Xu Feng wanted to resist, but in front of Xiao Er, the strength he had always been proud of really couldn't stick to the edge. With only three tongues, people can play with their own desires and can't resist.
One of the advantages of Xu Feng's stone form is that it can amplify the sense of taste and reduce the sense of pain to a very low level.
Xu Feng's mouth was stretched open to an exaggerated point by Xiao Er's tongue, but he still couldn't stuff a football directly into his mouth. But this was not difficult for Xiao Er, Xiao Er used the other two tongues to easily puncture his snake gall, and then controlled the bile to flow into Xu Feng's mouth without dropping, and the bile went down his throat into the depths. In the end, only a layer of skin remained, and the head in the middle of Xiao Er swallowed it back.
Bitter! It was a strength that was bitter to the depths of the bone marrow.
After that, it was bloating, and it only took less than half a second for the stomach to swell uncomfortably.
In ancient times, there was a kind of criminal law, which was to pour water into a person's stomach, swell the stomach into a large ball, and then hit the stomach hard, and the water in it would be mixed with acid water and sprayed down the esophagus.
Xu Feng's mind is full of this kind of torture picture at the moment, does Xiao Er want to torture himself to death? No, there is some sea water around, why use the snake gall in its stomach? I know, it must want to turn the sour water in its stomach into bitter water, and it will have a greater sense of accomplishment when it fights for a while.
Seeing that all the football-sized snake gall bladders were drunk by himself, Xiao Er finally regained Xu Feng's freedom. However, Xu Feng's rock body did not become a round balloon as he imagined.
Just when Xu Feng was thinking wildly, a milky voice suddenly appeared in his mind.
"Daddy! I'm going to drink the kind of water I had yesterday! ”
Hey? Who's talking? Xu Feng was very strange, and immediately began to look around, could it be that there was another creature hidden here?
"It's me, I'm right in front of you!"
Xu Feng looked at the giant python in front of him in surprise, and almost squirted out all the bile in his stomach in one gulp.
"Little two? Are you talking? Xu Feng's face was full of incredulity.
"It's me who speaks! Daddy, I'm going to drink that weird water you gave me yesterday! Hurry up! I can't hold on! ”
Xu Feng finally made sure that it was the big python in front of him who was talking to him, because the hissing sound made by Xiao Er had disappeared, and when it reached his ears, it turned out to be a voice that he could understand.
Yesterday's strange water? Is it wine? Xu Feng didn't dare to delay, who knew what kind of moth Xiao Er was going to play. I just tossed myself enough. Immediately took out a jar of liquor from the system storage space and handed it to Xiao Er.
"Daddy! I need more of this water, please help me pour it in my mouth! After speaking, Xiao Er opened two big mouths, but the head in the middle was already drooping down at this time, and there was no movement.
Regardless of why Xiao Er called him father, Xu Feng immediately began to get busy. skillfully ripped open the wine seal, and then poured a jar of liquor directly into Xiao Er's mouth with a bang.
"Whoa! Crash! "There are already more than 20 empty wine jars on the ground, and the little living space that Xu Feng has left has been reduced to less than half a meter again.
Xu Feng still didn't mean to stop, but fortunately, a large amount of liquor was stored in his space. It's hard to enter the palace once, of course, you can't just politely get some points. Xu Feng had removed a small half of the storage in the palace wine cellar. In his plan, this thing could fetch a lot of money later in the game.
Finally, Xiao Er's two big mouths were closed. Like a puddle of mud, it lay directly on the water. Then, the body began to shrink gradually, turning back into the little snake the size of two palms, and fell into a deep sleep.
"Whew~ I'm tired of Lao Tzu!" Xu Feng also had enough space to move, and immediately lay on the water on all fours, and began to relax the high tension he had been maintaining.
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It was a magical day, Xu Feng slept very sweetly, and had a spring dream, dreaming that he was entangled with a peerless beauty who couldn't see her face clearly, and the next day, the beauty told herself that she was pregnant.
Of course, Xu Feng in the dream was ecstatic, and immediately sent the beauty to a hospital. Then, the lights in the operating room of the delivery room were turned on, and Xu Feng waited anxiously outside the door.
A doctor in a white coat walked out holding a tightly wrapped baby wrapped in a small blanket and told Xu Feng, "This is your child, take a look!" ”
Xu Feng hurriedly took it with both hands, opened the small blanket, and found that it was a small snake inside.
Then, there was no then, Xu Feng had already woken up from fright. Only to find out that it was a nightmare. Turning his head to look at the center of the space, he found that Xiao Er's figure was gone.
Xu Feng, who was completely sleepy, sat up, took out some jerky from the system storage space, and began to eat his breakfast. But when you put the food that used to taste in your mouth, it all became bitter and difficult to swallow.
Oh, my God! It turns out that Xiao Er is planning to destroy his taste system! Nima is so vicious! When it returns, you must educate it well, so that it can repent to itself of all the evil deeds it has committed.
Say Cao Cao, Xiao Er is here!
With a whoosh, Xiao Er came in from outside the light curtain. Then he stopped at its exclusive location, in the center, and looked at Xu Feng.
Xu Feng coughed twice to show that he had something to say. "Little Er! You're back? Are you in danger? Isn't the weather good outside? Don't look at big brother like that! Let's talk! ”
As for the lesson that he thought in his heart in the last second, it had been completely forgotten by Xu Feng in this second. (To be continued.) )