Knock knock!

When Li Guanyu finished his speech and was about to take a break, the door of the locker room rang. 【】When I opened the door, Lindsay Lohan was standing outside the door.

At this time, she had successfully lost weight, and her red hair with the surname was also dyed black by her, which was a lot more pure and beautiful, and she really didn't recognize it at first glance.

"I want to be a great and glorious fish girl, and I am ready to sacrifice my body to the Great Emperor at any time. Last month, I had a traceless virgin repair surgery, coupled with a series of restoration and maintenance work, I believe that I can bring you the best surname - love experience. Lindsay Luo Han said straight to Li Guanyu.

After this passage was expressed fluently and loudly, the whole locker room was screaming. Michael Beasley, who had been lying on the ground resting like a dead dog, also got up and cheered loudly. It is very lively, in stark contrast to the previous image of a dead dog......

"Miss Lindsay Lohan, I think you've misunderstood something? There are some things that I will ask for if you don't want to give them. Moreover, being a fish girl is not great at all, and it is even less honorable. I like the way you are and hope you keep it up and you will find a man who loves you with all his heart. And I can't give my whole heart to any girl anymore. My heart has already been cut into N shapes of different sizes. Li Guanyu replied very earnestly, he didn't want to continue to create evil, and now he is already guilty.

"I don't care, I don't care at all if you love me with all your heart. All I know is that my whole body and mind are completely immersed in your world, and I can't help myself. Accept me, I have my passport ready and I can go and apply for a change of nationality at any time. Lindsay Luo Han said very excitedly, and after speaking, he walked quickly and hugged Li Guanyu, and used her breast-room to stick to Li Guanyu's lower abdomen.

What did he think Li Guanyu would change because of the friction of the breast-room? But Li Guanyu quickly let go of her embrace with both hands, and then refused righteously: "You should be sober!" There are so many good men in the world, why would you hang yourself from one of my trees? Oh, my teammates are all brave and resolute men, so it's good to choose any one! ”

Li Guanyu's categorical refusal immediately caused Lindsay and Luo Han to burst into tears, and all kinds of grievances gathered in his heart.

And the other teammates are looking at Li Guanyu like a monster - don't you want to deliver it to your door? Do you want to be so awesome?

What's more, they began to tidy up their appearance, and they decided to come forward to comfort Lindsay Lohan when he was hit, and it may not be impossible to take advantage of it at that time, after all, women at this time are the most vulnerable.

But Lindsay Lohan didn't give them a chance, only to see her wipe her tears, throw down the cruel words "you will regret it" and quickly leave the locker room.

In this regard, Li Guanyu just shrugged his shoulders. He didn't believe that Lindsay Lohan could do anything he regretted?

"Hey, Lee, don't you think Lindsay Lohan is pretty good, do you? At least she managed to lose weight, and I personally feel much more pure. Eric Gordon was very puzzled and said to Li Guanyu: "You have more than thirty women, are you afraid that one more of her will not work?" ”

"That's it, Lee. One more woman who loves you is better than one woman who hates you. Blake Griffin replied in the same way.

"Lee, why don't you have a relationship with her. How nice it is to have a relationship directly! I know that the nationality of my daughter's country is precious, but why don't you let her join? Anyway, you are the king, who can be naturalized and it is not up to you? Michael Beasley replied, and after being glared at by Li Guanyu, he immediately returned to the posture of a dead dog and lay on the ground and kicked heavily, which was similar to the guy who was actively watching the excitement before.

"It's game time, so I don't have to talk about personal matters." Li Guanyu stretched out his palm and pressed it twice, no longer continued to speak, and sat aside to adjust the rhythm of his breathing. The second half was a tough one for him because he had to carry the whole team and make sure the game was won. No matter from which angle it is analyzed, the princess team cannot lose this game, and Li Guanyu cannot lose either.

Soon, the game resumed.

When players from both sides returned to the court, the Heat returned to the starting lineup. The Princesses replaced Eric Gordon with Randy Foyer and Ryan Gomez for Michael Beasley. As a result, the offensive firepower of the princess team was at least half of that of the second quarter. The task on Li Guanyu's shoulders is heavy, but it's not a little bit heavy.

Due to Randy Foye's play, Li Guanyu's position was automatically moved to the point guard, and in fact his next task was to score.

"You don't have the physical strength to deal with us, you are already at the end of the crossbow, and you are doomed." Dwyane Wade told Li Guanyu that he was originally a player who was not good at trash talking. But tonight he was facing Li Guanyu, so he couldn't help but have more words in his mouth.

"Really?" Li Guanyu shrugged his shoulders and said with great ease: "Many people have said the same thing to me, but in the end, none of the people who lost the game were Li Guanyu. ”

"I hate your self-confidence." Dwyanwade threw down the sentence and ran briskly.

"I like my domineering." Li Guanyu spread his hands and quickly followed.

Mario Chammos brought the basketball to the front court and still handed the ball to LeBron James as usual, and LeBron James faced Ryan Gomez, passed it completely with a little fumb, and then shot in the middle...... Boom!

Basketball is iron, LeBron James didn't shoot the first shot of the second half, isn't the god of hand not favoring him?

While the basketball was playing iron, Li Guanyu rushed into the restricted area to win the rebound. He then handed it to Randy Foyer and motioned for him to push the pace to the slowest before slowly running forward. Now he doesn't want to play any fast-paced and exhaust the physical strength of the only two interior players.

Slowly came to the front court and hurriedly reached out to ask for the ball. Seeing this, Dwyanwade did not say anything. He is a smart man, and he knows that no matter how hard he tries, he can't stop Li Guanyu from receiving the basketball, so why waste that physical strength?

Li Guanyu easily received the ball and just wanted to start immediately. found that Lindsay Lohan was walking to the VIP area on the other side of the technical table on the sidelines with high heels, and did not forget to say when passing by Li Guanyu: "I will make you regret it, I will let you lose." ”

Regarding Lindsay Lohan's words, Li Guanyu didn't take it seriously.

"What did you do to be sorry for her?" Dwyanwade asked with a smile on his face.

"Come less!"

As soon as Li Guanyu shook his hand, he slammed his shoulders, and then quickly slammed to the left, pulling Dwyanwade's center of gravity back sharply, and then suddenly stopped and then made a move...... Swish!

The basketball is well-behaved and stabbed into the net.

A guy who can cut down seventy points as long as he wants and make a five-double by the way, getting three points is as easy as eating and drinking. Defend him? If you can make it a little harder for him to put the basketball in the net, it will be a success.

Therefore, for Li Guanyu's goal, Dwyanwade did not have the slightest sense of loss.

The princess team is not fast, and the Heat team is not fast. Now they have a central striker on the pitch but Ilgauskas. With this guy here, can you get up quickly? Unless they want to rub all over and hit five domestically!

When the Heat came to the front court at the same slow pace, the basketball was not out of Mario Chambers' hands. Lindsay Lohan on the sidelines stood up and screamed loudly, "Come on! Warriors of the Heat! As long as you defeat the princess team, I will dedicate myself to you tonight! ”

As soon as this sentence came out, all the players on the field were stunned.

Li Guanyu couldn't help but be a little nervous, he didn't expect Lindsay Lohan to play so hard, and actually used his body as a bargaining chip to defeat him. And she also dedicated her body to the whole Heat team, isn't she afraid that she will be prostrated and die by this group of wolf-like men?

Li Guanyu was depressed, and the other players of the princess team were depressed. The Heat players were so excited that the first thing everyone did after hearing this sentence was to glance at Lindsay Lohan's key point twice - using their eyes to remove the obscurations from her body, simulating the scene of a group-P at night.

When the Heat players were more or less deep or shallow into the state of Italian silver, Li Guanyu suddenly leaned forward...... Syllable!

Quickly, accurately and ruthlessly snatched the basketball from Mario Chammos's hand, took advantage of the gap when they had no time to return to defense, quickly rushed to the frontcourt, and then stopped outside the three-point line, jumped, and shot...... Swish!

Basketball goes to the net.

After the opening, two consecutive three-pointers instantly extended the score to 17 points.

Drip!

Spoelstra couldn't call a timeout, and he didn't expect Li Guanyu to throw two three-pointers into his basket in five seconds.

But then again, although Li Guanyu threw in two three-pointers, he couldn't overpower the Heat in terms of momentum. Because at this time, the Heat team was already high-spirited under Lindsay Lohan's words, thinking about Lindsay Lohan's bumpy body and blown-out skin, which made the Heat team a group of turtles who had never seen the world scream excitedly.

........................&&&&.............................." Super-Lee threw in two three-pointers, and the contrast continued to widen, and now it is seventeen points. But after listening to Lindsay Lohan's words and the excitement on the faces of the Heat players, I think I had to worry about the win for Super-Lee. A woman's body is undoubtedly the most powerful weapon to stimulate a man's adrenaline. TNT commentator Kenny Smith said.

"Although the current situation is very unfavorable for Lee and the princess team, I still think Lee will win." Veteran fish honey Reggie Miller said.

"My wonder now is how Lee had offended Lindsay Lohan to make such a brain-dead decision. And she's so pretty now, she's lost at least thirty pounds of fat, and she's in a great figure now, and people will have a handjob when they look at it. Also, Why did her fiery red hair, which is her last name, turn black? Also, isn't she in love with the same surname? Charles Arbuckley poured out a question mark.

"Is it because she didn't make the list of fish girls? In fact, her current nationality is still the United States. Kenny Smith said.

"I can guarantee that the previous Lindsay Lohan, Super-Lee will never have a relationship with her." Reggie Miller swore that he believed in Li Guanyu's aesthetics.

"There's no doubt that the reason why Lindsay Lohan is cheering for the Heat and saying those adrenaline-pumping words must be because of Super-Lee. The question is, what exactly is the reason? Is it the beginning of chaos and the end of abandonment? Or was he shot before he had time to have a relationship? Charles Arbuckley's words provoked a burst of reverie in the audience, and everyone couldn't help but associate after hearing this sentence.

………………&&&…………………… Drop, a whistle blows and the game resumes.

The Princesses did not adjust the lineup, and the Heat replaced the troublesome Ilgoskas with Joel Anthony. One of the reasons for this decision was because he was too slow, and another because he was unwilling to betray his family to have a relationship with Lindsay Lohan, so... Naturally, this beauty difference fell on Joel Anthony, an energetic man.

Watching the Heat players roar onto the court, Li Guanyu couldn't help muttering: Sperm worms go to the brain.

Li Guanyu was disdainful of this kind of behavior, but he had to brace up 120,000 spirits to face this group of howling animals.

Drip!

When the referee blew the whistle, LeBron James immediately sent the basketball to Mario Chamus, and then the whole team instigated a fast break and quickly marched to the frontcourt. Fortunately, the defense was timely and did not allow them to find the gap for the fast attack.

"Give me the ball!" Seeing that his teammates failed to find a chance to shoot, LeBron James did not hesitate to extend his hand to Mario Chambers.

As a spoiled kid from a young age, he wanted to lead the team to victory right away, and then he was the first to get on the horse and finish off Lindsay Lohan.

Mario Chammos saw LeBron James anxious and eager to show off, and although he was a little unhappy, he immediately passed the basketball to him. LeBron James took the basketball and immediately used his body to crash into Ryan Gomez...... Burst!

Although LeBron James's physical strength is not as strong as it was in his prime, it is more than enough to knock out Ryan Gomez. After the collision, he accelerated to the free throw line, and then made a pull-up jump shot...... Swish!

Basketball struggles to get into the hoop.

After the goal, there was a round of applause and cheers in the arena of the American Airlines Center. But LeBron James did not respond, but ran straight to Lindsay Lohan, howled like a beast in heat, and then switched to his most gentle expression, and said softly: "Beautiful princess, tonight I will definitely bring the victory into a crown to your head." ”

After hearing this, Lindsay Lohan endured his nausea, picked up LeBron James' hand and kissed it gently behind the back of his palm, and said, "Brave knight, fight!" ”

During the whole process, Lindsay Lohan never looked at LeBron James's face, because it was too penetrating.

"Whew!"

LeBron James, who was blessed by a kiss, howled wolf and quickly ran back to the court to participate in the defense, as excited as if he had won a treasure.

In this regard, Li Guanyu could only shake his head. He can't say that LeBron James is shallow, he can only say one sentence: This thing deserves to be pressed under him for a lifetime, and the woman he doesn't want can get carried away to the point of shame when he looks at him more.

Li Guanyu thinks this way, and the other players of the princess team are similar, after all, they all saw the whole process of Lindsay Lohan delivering goods to his door to sell him.

But LeBron James didn't care about the idiot eyes of all the players on the princess team, and he automatically interpreted it as: envy, jealousy, and hate.

"Can you tell me what the hell is going on?" LeBron James can't see it, it doesn't mean Dwyane Wade can't see it, so he asked Li Guanyu: "Could it be that Lindsay Lohan was abandoned by you?" ”

"I didn't abandon her, I never had a relationship with her." Li Guanyu's answer was very honest, in order to increase Dwyanwade's fighting spirit, Li Guanyu did not forget to add: "She just had a virgin-hymen repair operation, but none of you can break it tonight, because you can't win." ”

The second half of Li Guanyu's sentence is not big or small, but it is enough for all the Heat players on the court to hear.

As soon as he said this, the Heat players became even more excited. But at the same time, there is also a slight competition between them - who doesn't want to be the first to climb Lindsay Lohan's belly? This is the place!

What guy doesn't have a virgin episode?

And this is exactly what Li Guanyu wants. Since you're all screaming, why don't you let the cracks inside you?

At a time when the Heat players were feeling competitive, Randy Foyer slowly brought the basketball over. Li Guanyu hurriedly stretched out his hand and summoned him: "Give me the ball!" ”

Seeing this, Randy Foyer hurriedly handed the ball to Li Guanyu.

Li Guanyu took the ball and did not break through immediately. Instead, he slowly played crossover outside the three-point line. In the face of Li Guanyu's bizarre crossover, Dwyanwade could only take half a step back to defend. Because he's afraid he'll be passed like a fool.

However, Li Guanyu didn't think about his meaning at all, and while Dwyanwade retreated, he suddenly pulled it out, and then quickly made a move...... Swish!

Basketball goes to the net.

He's only looking for points now, not the dazzling moves of scoring. The quicker and simpler it is to throw a basketball into the Heat's basket is the best thing for him.

"I wish you could be more ferocious, so that I can win more gold, don't I?" Li Guanyu said this to the Heat players after the ball was scored.

After saying that, he turned around and left, and on the way back to the half, he attached himself to Blake Griffin, and whispered: "I'm going to keep passing the ball to you for the next three minutes, and I hope you can tell those damn bugs with a dunk." They don't want to climb Lindsay Lohan's belly in their lives. ”

At the end, Li Guanyu also added: "I will help you introduce female stars, and the quality is guaranteed to be 10,000 times higher than that of Lindsay Lohan." ”

This sentence directly makes Blake Griffin evolve!

Beauty, even an orangutan can run wild for it, let alone Griffin, a griffin?

(To be continued)