Chapter 082: Lewd Purple Qi
After we hugged, two people flashed out behind Wudao, the one in front looked to be twenty-seven or eighteen years old, wearing a bright red Tang costume, which was not much different from singing. This thing hugged his fists and laughed at me: "I can't imagine that the loveless boss is even more handsome than in the game, the little brother [SHE] has asked you to say goodbye!" ”
"Boss?" Seeing his nondescript dress, I also smiled bitterly, worthy of calling such an obscene name, this thing is full of a sassy smell.
"Hello Forgetful Boss, please take care of me when we meet for the first time." Compared with the old man's obscenity, the old man behind him is much more elegant than the beast man, and he flashed out from behind the old man and smiled at me.
The soul and vitamins on my side also greeted each other one after another, and everyone had seen it once, and I felt that something was missing: "Hey, didn't you say that Ziqi arrived in the afternoon, why haven't you seen anyone yet?" ”
The old man's eyes lit up, and he smiled: "Forget the boss, do you still remember our agreement?" Yesterday in the game, you said, we come to Fuzhou, and you will find us eight little sisters to serve at the same time in the evening? ”
"Brush!"
As soon as Lao Qu said this, Mu Yao, Su Qin, Jun Xin, Concubine Xin, Xiao Tiantian, and Mandala Qi looked at me, if the eyes can kill, it is estimated that I will be dismantled now.
Hurriedly glanced at the old man who wanted to SHE, but he didn't see this thing at all, and Niu smiled coawardly: "No, we won't come to you in the afternoon, and we won't wait for you, Ziqi's grandson is afraid that the beautiful MM will be snatched away, so he can't wait to find the target inside!" ”
"Looking for a target?" Mandala glanced at the old man: "Why don't you go to such a good thing, this is not like your style." ”
"Man MM, although my brother is lustful, he has a pursuit, right?" The old man said with disdain for Ziqi Donglai: "You don't look at it, although this Shangri-La is a five-star hotel, how can there be a beautiful waiter......
Brush! Brush! Brush!
The old man asked for SHE's voice before he fell, I only felt that the temperature around me had dropped a little, and out of the corner of my eye, I saw that the little sister of the waiter who was in charge of the reception at the door of the hotel had a yin eagle on her face, as if she hated to tear the old man's mouth apart.
"Boss......" The Revenant Soul pulled me from behind: "Let's go in...... Why do I feel that my life and safety are not guaranteed with this goods? ”
I nodded approvingly, and stepped into the hotel lobby first.
"Little revenant calf, you heard what you just said." The old man sneakily approached the soul of the dead to ask for his life: "You are with your brother but you feel that your life safety is not guaranteed, if you see the purple qi coming from the east, you will regret living in the world." ”
"Really?" The revenant soul asked for his life and expressed his disbelief: "I know that the purple qi is obscene, but I guess it is about the same level as you, right?" ”
"Then you're overestimating my brother...... Oh, there's that thing, you see, you see—" The old man was about to be SHE, pointing ahead.
Following his fingers, not far from us was a semi-open box, near the door to the side of our seat, Zi Qi Donglai was wearing a black tight T-shirt, his hair was upside down, and he made himself look like a crazy boy, and he was swallowing clouds and spitting fog while farting with a waiter girl who was only about twenty years old.
"Yo, little sister, are you really twenty years old this year?" Ziqi Donglai was startled and said: "Don't be afraid, brother is a reporter from the Strait Metropolis Daily, if you are under the age of sixteen and are forced to stay here to work, then brother will definitely expose this matter and administer justice for you!" ”
"Thank you for your kindness, sir, I am really twenty years old." The waiter's little sister seemed to have been teased by Ziqi for a long time, and her tone was impatient: "Can you order?" ”
"Points, of course, but it's not like people haven't arrived yet!" Ziqi Donglai smiled and said, "Let's continue the topic just now...... That, are you really twenty years old? ”
"Sir, I'm really twenty years old." The waiter was expressionless.
"Ah, I don't believe it." Zi Qi Donglai looked up at her and pouted.
"If you don't believe me, I can't help it." The waiter sighed: "Sir, otherwise, if you don't order, I'll go and get busy first, and then call me when you have something." ”
"Hey, isn't the waiter in a five-star hotel a full-fledged order, what's the matter if you're gone now?" Ziqi Donglai is obviously very familiar with the operation mode of the hotel: "I'll write you a dissatisfaction on the guest receipt later, sister, your bonus will be gone, right?" ”
"Sir, what do you need me to do for you?" It is estimated that the little sister is going to scold Zi Qi Donglai to death in her heart, but she still has to ask patiently.
"I'm not asking you, are you really twenty years old?" Purple Qi came to the east to bring up the old things again.
Waiter: "......"
"Well, I wanted to ask your manager to check your age, but seeing that you are so beautiful, as long as I can prove that you are over twenty years old, then I will embarrass you, right?" Although Zi Qi Donglai used a consultative tone, his words were full of threats.
"Look here, sir." The waiter Xiaomei suddenly puffed up her chest, pointed to the card on her left chest, and said: "When we join the company, we need to use our ID card to apply for a work card, which has my age on it, and I can't do it." ”
"Well, I'll take a look......" Zi Qidong pretended to be short-sighted, and leaned forward hard.
"I'll wipe it, do you dare to be more obscene with this thing?" The revenant soul scolded the street behind me: "He looks at the age of other people's hair, and he looks at his chest!" ”
"Haha, get used to it, just get used to it." The old man asked for SHE and laughed: "How is it, do you think my brother is very noble now?" ”
"A raccoon dog!" The revenant gritted his teeth.
The old man wants to be SHE: "......"
"Sir, have you finished reading?" The waiter's little sister also saw the intention of Ziqi Donglai, and her little face was crimson with shame and anger, but she didn't dare to lose her temper.
"Ah...... It's big and it's full! Purple Qi came to the east and salivated and contented Yin smiled: "It turns out that your name is Luo Bing, what a good name!" ”
"Sir, do you have anything else to do?" There was a coldness in the waiter's voice.
"Ah, yes, yes." Zi Qi Donglai suddenly showed an infinitely serious expression: "Little sister paper, since you are twenty years old, you are legally and physiologically adult, brother, you have no pressure." Hehe, what time do you get off work, leave a contact information for my brother, and I'll invite you to supper when I get back! Tell you, my brother's real identity is a super masseuse, you're so tired from work, and my brother will give you a good press at night? ”
Waiter: "......"
"Why, if you don't speak, it means you agree?" Zi Qi Donglai asked proudly.
"Sir, I appreciate your kindness." The waiter was neither humble nor arrogant: "It's just that I already have a boyfriend." ”
"What's wrong with having a boyfriend?" Zi Qi Donglai waved his hand disappreciably: "Although you have a famous flower, but my brother can also loosen the soil!" ”
"Purple Qi is coming from the east, you TM shut up for me!" I really, really TM couldn't help it, and kicked the stool from behind: "Ya, can you TM not embarrass Lao Tzu?" ”
"I'll rub it, which bastard sneaked up on me!" Ziqi Donglai was kicked by me, and the face of this thing changed greatly: "Someone, escort, escort!" ”
"Protect your sister!" My face turned pale: "If you dare to talk nonsense here, believe it or not, I let Wudao castrate you!" ”
"I'm rubbing, brother, why are you here?" After Zi Qidong saw that it was me, his originally guarded expression suddenly relaxed, and he laughed.
"If Wang Zai doesn't come again, it is estimated that the little sister will call the police." Su Daniu was wearing a police uniform today, and said heroically: "If it weren't for my sister not wearing handcuffs today, I really want to arrest you in the bureau and beat you up!" ”
Purple Qi from the East: "......"
"What, you're still not convinced?" Seeing that Ziqi Donglai looked depressed, Su Daniu raised her eyebrows and said.
"Dizzy, who doesn't know Sister Su's temperament, I dare not be convinced?" Ziqi Donglai said with a smile: "But Sister Su, don't get me wrong, I'm just chatting with my little sister casually, I don't have any other ideas." ”
"The devil believes you!" Xiao Tiantian pouted and said, "Uncle Ziqi Donglai, I originally thought it was just a dissolute appearance, but I didn't expect you to die." Hmph, you're a total bad guy! ”
"Khan, Tiantian, they don't know who my brother is, you don't know who my brother is?" Ziqi Donglai said righteously: "Brother just used YD's appearance to cover up a pure heart!" ”
"Please, don't you tarnish the word purity, okay?" Mandala also came out and apologized to the frightened waiter's little sister: "I'm sorry, this is our friend, he likes to make some excessive jokes, if any words are excessive, I hope you can forgive me." ”
Seeing that such a temperamental beauty as Mandala apologized to herself, the waiter was stunned for a moment, and then shook his head and said, "It's okay, the customer is God." ”
"Ziqi, don't apologize yet!" The waiter said that it didn't matter, but the words were full of grievances, and Mandala's face sank, and he said angrily to Ziqi Donglai.
"Okay, okay, isn't it just an apology!" Zi Qi Donglai put away his rogue posture and smiled at the waiter: "Little sister Luo Bing, I'm bored waiting for someone like me, so I said something too much to you...... Well, everyone is an adult, so don't take it to heart, right? ”
As he spoke, he took out a card from his pants pocket and handed it to the waiter: "Well, this is a Wal-Mart 20,000 yuan shopping card, which is a gift from my brother to you and your boyfriend." ”
The "20,000 yuan ......" service girl was shocked, and she couldn't react at all: "Give it to me...... Target? ”
"Of course!" Ziqi Donglai waved his hand indifferently: "Can you forgive my brother this time?" ”
"Thank you." The waiter's little sister was not only forgiving, but bowed deeply to Ziqi Donglai.
We were speechless, the waiter who hated to eat purple gas just now, now he looked at purple gas with admiration in his eyes. really fulfills the old saying, money can make ghosts grind.
"I'll rub, Niu 13, it's 20,000?" Lao Wei wanted to SHE as if he was stimulated, and ripped off his clothes: "Ziqi, brother will also show you your breasts, how do you want to look, you can touch it!" Give me a shopping card afterwards? ”
"Fuck off, I'm not interested in taking the initiative to sell!"
Audience: "......"