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One day, the chief of Romon said to the stone, "Name these twelve little ones." ”

"Twelve little minotaurs, you have to take twelve names." The stone felt a little broken, and said to the leader of Romon flatteringly: "Leader Romong, I think, call them Niu One, Niu Two, Niu Three...... How about Niu Twelve, it's so easy to remember. ”

Leader Romon thought for a moment and said, "It's okay, it's really easy to remember." "Turned around and walked away.

"I hope these minotaurs won't retaliate against me when they grow up." Stone mutters in the heart.

"By the way, there's one more thing." The leader of Romon walked back again.

"What's the matter?"

The leader of Romon said, "In the last few days, you three will help take care of the children, teach them to learn, and don't follow the hunt yet." Stone thought to himself that this group of little minotaurs looked at the naïve and cute, and it would be very interesting to take care of them, and Stone was very happy, "Yes, yes! I hurriedly agreed.

Stone told the rock and Yaya the news, and they were very happy. The three of them were completely unaware that this was the beginning of their suffering.

At the beginning of the first day, the stones, boulders, and girls were very busy, feeding them, taking them to play, talking to them, pooping and peeing with them, bathing them, and teaching them to learn knowledge, why is it completely different from what I imagined?

"I'm tired." The boulder gathered the little minotaurs he had brought with him and yelled, "Be honest with me." "Wow" cried several times, "Boulder, what are you yelling at?" The girl was angry and came over to coax for a long time, and finally the little bullhead stopped making trouble.

"This group of little guys, why are they so dishonest, I want to be more obedient at the beginning." Boulder muttered, but Ya Yali ignored him.

Juyan saw that Yaya was angry, and honestly, and went to take care of another heifaur. He posed and grimaced at a little heifaur, and finally lulled her to sleep. As soon as he turned his head, the little one made a fuss again. Juyan was annoyed all of a sudden, so he yelled at her: "Are you finished? To sleep or not to sleep? The little guy was probably frightened, and immediately cried and said, "I'm asleep, I'm asleep, pretending to be awake." ”

Now even the maid couldn't cry or laugh.

Besides, on the other side of the stone, there is also a little heifon man.

"Uncle, uncle, aren't my eyes beautiful? Is it big or not? ”

The stone immediately said, "Pretty, what a big little eye you are!" ”

Wow, the heifaur is crying.

"Why are you so unreliable," Yaya was angry.

This way.

Little Minotaur: "Uncle Boulder, may I ask you a question?" ”

Juyan said, "Boy, you've already asked!" ”

Little Minotaur: "Uncle Boulder, may I ask you a second question?" ”

The boulder said, "You've already asked!" ”

Little Minotaur: "Then I'll ask you a third question. ”

Boulder: "Is there an end?" ”

"Wow" and another cry

After a few days of suffering, the three of them were finally able to get along with this group of little guys. After getting acquainted with it, these little guys were not afraid of stones and boulders, but began to be afraid of the girls.

"Maybe it's because Yaya is too strict in teaching the calf the knowledge of the minotaur." The stone looked at the girl with a weak heart.

The stone was a little bored, so he went to tease the little minotaur.

The stone asked the little minotaur next to him: Niu Er, how many days have we taken care of you?

The little minotaur was very mischievously holding out 4 fingers.

The stone said, "Oh, five days?" ”

The little minotaur was stunned for a moment, then silently lowered his head and began to count the number of hands he had just stretched out with difficulty.

The stone is suffocated to internal injuries!

"Stone, how can you learn boulder?" Yaya can't stand it anymore.

"I'm rejoicing in my suffering."

Yaya taught the little minotaur to learn knowledge, and when she taught the word "sky", in order to deepen the child's impression, she asked:

"Niu San, what's on top of your head?"

The little minotaur thought for a moment and said, "Hair."

"Where's the hair?"

"The top of the cave."

"Where's the top of the cave?"

"Grass."

Yaya was angry and slapped the table: "Stupid, go out and see, what else is on it??"

The little minotaur was so frightened that he cried "wow": "And ...... And the black dragon is flying......"

Now all the minotaurs were frightened.

In order to supervise the little bull man to study, Yaya assigned a lot of homework to the little bull man.

The little minotaur took the homework book and said to the stone: Uncle stone, I have too much homework! There's no time to play

The stone picked up the homework book and tore it, and said to the little minotaur in a dashing manner:

"Yaya asked, and you said that Uncle Stone and Uncle Juyan had a fight and tore up the homework book! Is Uncle good to you? ”

The little minotaur was stunned for a while...... and it took a long time before he spit out three words, "But I just finished ........."

Once, the little minotaur came in and showed the maid a wriggling caterpillar crawling on his hand.

Yaya's whole body trembled when she saw the caterpillar, and Yaya thought for a while and said to the little minotaur:

"Niu Liu, get it outside, its mother must be looking for it."

The little minotaur turned and walked out.

The girl thought that she had achieved her goal, but the little minotaur came in again after a while, crawling with two caterpillars in his hands, and said, "Oh, I brought his mother too." ”

Half a month later, the task of taking care of the children was finally over, and the three of them were relieved, and it was finally over, relaxed.

After holding in the cave for half a month, the stone wanted to exercise his body, and the stone said to Yaya: "Yaya, I'll chase you, okay?" ”

The girl's face turned red all of a sudden, and she said shyly, "Okay! ”

The stone said happily: "Then you run!" ------ "Then you run!" "-----" Run! ”

"......, you go and die.";