Leaning against the external window of the carriage, I looked bored at the scenery outside that had not changed much, and it had been a few hours since I left Annabelle College, and since the college visiting group had borrowed someone's cafeteria to make breakfast and then set out on the road, it was almost noon even though it had been on the road for a long time.

Unlike my calm state, the mustache on the side was like a worm on the buttocks, although I could roughly guess what he was worried about, it was nothing more than the timed detonation device that we buried under the toilet of the other school before leaving.

Just like the agreement I made with Mustache on the carriage before arriving at Annabelle's College, when I proposed this project, Mustache actually got a lot of detonation crystals and exploding scrolls, and even participated in the design of the leads, and finally in order to thank Mustache for his hard work in between, Lionhead, who was in charge of setting the detonation time, specially handed over the work of pressing the countdown button to Mustache.

The grudge between Mustache and Annabelle College can be seen from this, and the whole person was as excited as if he had taken drugs during the arrangement, but this turned out to be good, and after leaving Annabelle College, the excitement subsided, and he began to feel guilty all of a sudden.

Calm down, that thing is going to explode, didn't we check it many times before we left? After thinking about it for a while, I thought that at this time, it would be best for me, the prankster senior, to enlighten the other party, so as not to make his middle-aged debut, and from then on he will live in pain and remorse: the first action is like this, and it will be fine if he passes this hurdle.

Mentor Xu Mo, will we go too far this time? My comfort didn't work as expected. The mustache still looks like it's going to die.

No, we didn't throw a dung pit on their heads and detonate it when they were having a court meeting, but we just blew up a semi-abandoned building that no one was using, and at most we invited a few people to the scene to watch the blasting up close, as long as there were no casualties, it was not a big deal.

Waving his hand at the mustache, the number of people invited to see the flying show this time is not large, and the real full is only in the early tens, and it includes Tutor Meg, the college instructor, and a group of female students who don't learn to bully in class, that's right. They are all people who have suffered from the victims, and everyone will clap their hands and rejoice.

This is probably the first time in my life that I have proposed. The most daring thing ever done. Holding his forehead, the tight love of the mustache has also relaxed a lot, and many times the love is like this, as long as the other party can say what he is holding back. They're going to get a lot better.

I looked up to the sky and snorted. echoed the mustache and said: Everything has to be tried.

A few words down. The mustache who was in a better mood was also in the mood to talk, and the atmosphere in the carriage was no longer so silent: Then again, after you were in trouble before, Mentor Xu Mo, I thought that you would definitely be caught by the academy instructor on Annabelle's side this time. But eventually you'll disappear without a trace, and you'll only appear like you're nobody after noon, so where are you hiding during this time?

Well, it's not a big deal.

I vaguely wanted to bring it, but Diana outside the car unexpectedly interjected, it stands to reason that Diana, who is pathologically obsessed with the rules, would rarely have this kind of behavior, but listening to what she said next, I also roughly understood the reason why she suddenly broke the rules.

Master Xu Mo is to do good deeds, and he spent several days saving a lost girl back to the right path of life. Dare to love Diana in the guise of justifying my name, and does not want me to do good deeds and no one knows.

Save the lost girl? The mustache suddenly became energetic when he heard what Diana said, and looked at me with a strange gaze: It's really rare that Mentor Xu Mo would do this...... Hmm, something that fits the image of a mentor.

Mentor Xu Mo, can we also listen to this story? Aaron came uninvited as before, and this time he dragged an extra lion's head, but fortunately, the carriage used by the mentor was large enough to fit two more people in one go.

How did you two get here again? I rolled my eyes, and said angrily.

The senior is sick again, let's flee.

We happened to hear someone outside about Mentor Xu Mo's wise deeds in the past, so didn't we come up and listen, and wait to go back and help you spread the word?

Compared to the lion's head, Alonna's excuse was much more clever, and the mustache on the side didn't mind it, so I had to touch my nose and acquiesce to the two of them getting into the car temporarily.

It's actually not a big deal to say it, but on the way to hide from the academy instructor, I ran into a toilet that was suspected of being abandoned for a long time, and then met a female student who was eating a toilet meal, and I talked to her that it was just to beat the time by the way, not as exaggerated as Diana said. In a few words, I brought about my encounter with the schoolgirl, and there was really no need to make such a big deal about it purely by chatting with someone, not to mention that I didn't know the other party's name until the end, and I don't know if chatting with her would help her improve her withdrawn personality in the past.

If you are humble, Tutor Xu Mo, you must know that withdrawn people generally don't like to talk to people, as a faculty member, what makes me curious is how you set up a conversation with this student in the first place?

I told her I was going to kill her.

Everyone in the carriage was speechless.

Ahem, just kidding, most of the time it was mostly me talking, and then after a few days she got used to my deposits, and then she would answer me intermittently. Thinking back to getting along with female students, I reached out and stroked my chin and said, "The most important thing is to play stupid."

The unexpected answer made the mustache hesitate: Pretend to be stupid?

That's right, it is to deliberately say something that makes people want to complain or rush over to slap you, and then rub a certain amount of truth into the topic, so that the other party can accept your statement in a relaxed way...... It's a bit of a hassle to explain, but it's more of an entertaining and educational form of interaction, and it's idle on the road anyway. Let me give you an analogy. I recalled the story in my head, and talked about it eloquently: this story is called my father's three sentences, a long time ago there was a selfish child, there were good things he always thought of himself, never took into account the feelings of others, as a result, his friends naturally left him one by one, so his father one day put two projection stones on the table, one of which was pasted with a beautiful photo actress, and the other was a photo of two strong men intertwined with each other.

Wait, Mentor Xu Mo, can I record this story? The mustache listened to me and began to tell the story. Hurriedly took out a pen and paper.

Belch. No problem. After solving the mustache, I went on: the child didn't think about it at that time, so he chose a projection stone with a glamorous photo actress pattern on it, who knew that when he put it into the projection device stone, it was two big men who were good in the anus. Yes. The kid got a movie.

When I said this. The three people in the carriage on the side shuddered together, and dared to let their child watch the base film, you can imagine how shocked the child was at that time.

Look at the stunned child. The father smiled and said, "Son, you must remember that what you see with your eyes may not be true, and those who want to take advantage of others will eventually suffer a lot." I paused here, and then stretched out my second finger: the next night, my father also took out two projection stones, one was a photo actress like yesterday, and the other was the cover of a strong man wrestling, and asked his child to choose, and this time the child also learned to behave, he chose the projection stone where two strong men wrestled.

I had a hunch that this kid would fall down. Aaron lowered his voice and said to the lion's head beside him.

Yes, because this time the projection device was still dialing out a film, and then the father said meaningfully to his child: Child, you must remember, don't believe too much in past experience, because life sometimes deceives you, but you don't have to be angry, you don't have to be sad, it's all a life experience, this is something you can't learn from books. I said calmly, after all, this is just a story, I didn't experience the horror of movies like the children in it: and then on the third night, it was still the two projection stones, but this time the child did not act immediately, but turned his head and said to his father sincerely: Dad, you are an elder, and you have paid too much for me and this family, so you should choose first! The father did not refuse, and directly chose the one with a female actress on it, and the two fathers and sons finally happily enjoyed a bed scene between a handsome man and a beautiful woman, and when the film ended, the father raised his head, his eyes were full of love, and said lightly to the child: Child, you must remember that when you think about others, good luck will come to you.

This is the end of the story, and although I omit a small part in the second half, the kid ends up disappointed in the original story, because the third time he wanted to see was a movie......

Leaving the key parts hidden, the story was unexpectedly quite positive and full of entertaining and educational implications, at least when I finished the story, the mustache put down the pen and paper in his hand and applauded me.

Tutor Xu Mo, I am in awe of your knowledge...... However, you still don't seem to explain how exactly you got along with the schoolgirl?

It's normal that you can't hear why, because the point is that even I don't understand how I got acquainted with her! I slapped my seat and said as a matter of course: the only thing I did was to keep talking nonsense to her.

The mustache fell silent, and after a few seconds he shook his head: Maybe that's why the headmaster of the academy and Tutor Magath praise you so much, although you often do things that are out of tune, you always end up with a good result that no one else is trying to pursue.

I raised my eyebrows and said with some dissatisfaction: Why do I think you seem to be praising me, but at the same time hurting me?

Yes, this is the power of Lord Xu Mo. As a result, even Diana outside agreed with the mustache's statement, and the two students, who had no right to speak, nodded straight with their hands on their chests for some reason.

Don't mention these, Tutor Xu Mo, what does the female student you met look like?

The whole body exudes a gloomy atmosphere, the bangs are not cut, and they cover half of their eyes, so they should be regarded as a beautiful girl, but because they are lifeless, they can only give her a score of seventy-nine points. I took the mustache's notebook, and quickly wrote it back to him: It looks like this, what's the matter, can't she be the princess of some country or something?

Tutor Xu Mo, you've read too many knight novels, she's just an ordinary student. The mustache coughed dryly: Okay, I have to admit that I'm not really sure, after all, I don't have a list of Annabelle College students.

Don't think too much, she just looks like an ordinary human being, and you don't have to think about it, especially the little partner and the lion's head, and so on, you have to be a street performer in the town, and the academy only provides accommodation these days, so you should focus on how to earn food expenses.

Be. Hearing this, Aaron and Lionhead, who were still in high spirits, immediately stopped eating. (To be continued!)

ps: Thank you for the reward of the Forgotten River and the Azure Maple Leaf.

The article in this story comes from the Taiwan Criticism and Kicking Forum, and I heard that it is a real person and a real thing

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