Chapter 36 How to go on a blind date for literature lovers?

"Ouch, I've been waiting for you for a long time. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"

As soon as they met, Mr. Huang took Xiao Ming's hand.

"Come on, come on, come in and sit!"

Kaguya followed behind Xiao Ming, and Mr. Huang didn't ask when he saw it, just nodded at Kaguya.

"Xiao Ming, why are you dressed so handsomely, and you are also on a blind date?"

After the three of them sat down, Mr. Huang, who was simply called Mr. Huang because he was too lazy to name him, asked.

Xiao Ming didn't answer, opened and looked around, and found that there was a huge hotel, and there was only one table.

"Well, what about the others?"

Mr. Huang rubbed his hands awkwardly.

"Well, actually, you're the only one here..... They all said something was wrong..."

Xiao Ming rolled his eyes, pulled Kaguya and was about to leave.

"Eh, don't, just have dinner and leave."

"It's barely two o'clock now, and it's not long since we eat."

"Don't don't, don't be, let's eat something, put it aside first, I have something to look for you!"

Xiao Ming sat down dissatisfied, if it weren't for Mr. Huang saying that there were many people, he wouldn't have bothered to come.

This Mr. Huang is a well-known chatter, he can talk about a leaf on the ground for three or four hours, talk endlessly, can talk for most of the night without drinking water, and continue to talk the next day in good spirits, in a sense, he can be called a superpower.

"Well, that's what happened.... What about me... Forehead... Recently on a blind date..."

Xiao Ming was mentally strong, and he was mentally prepared for Mr. Huang to talk about the previous day.

"And then, it's gone."

It took Xiao Ming a long time to react.

"What did you say?"

"It's gone!"

Xiao Ming thought he had misheard.

"What do you mean?"

"It's literal, blind date, and then it's gone."

As he spoke, he poured a full glass of ice water into his mouth in Xiao Ming's shocked eyes.

"Well, what's wrong?"

"Alas, it's been two weeks, and I've seen more women than I've seen in my life, but how long can each one last."

"Isn't it a little longer?"

"Well, there really is, but this woman can't bear it....."

Xiao Ming also thought it was incredible, Mr. Huang actually had a good temper, what did people do to hurt nature and reason.

Kaguya watched the interaction between the two with interest, drinking juice with a straw in his mouth.

Mr. Huang's face changed several times, as if he remembered the scene at that time, and his expression couldn't help but look ugly.

"I, I'll start all over again.

At that time, when we met, she called herself a lover of literature, and I think what a coincidence, I am also a lover of literature.

For the next few days, we chatted, watched movies, ate together, and were both very happy. But, that night, she finally showed her true colors! ”

"At that time, I took her to the house and introduced her to my favorite book, and she took a copy and said she was going to surprise me, and I waited in the living room for half an hour before she came out, and, and not yet dressed..."

"Isn't that good..."

"Huh?"

Kaguya coughed deliberately, and Xiao Ming sat down and closed his mouth.

"What a thing! She used Hachi's [Phantom Domain] to cover her upper body! Use the body that hasn't been wiped clean to rub Hachi's [Fantasy Domain]! The most excessive thing, she was embarrassed to laugh, what to say, do you feel satisfied? I was hairy! I said,! Stay away from Hachi's Phantom Domain! Don't touch Hachi's pure phantom realm with your filthy body! ”

Xiao Ming slapped the table all of a sudden!

"You scolded well! This kind of blue pool should be scolded! I did such an excessive thing! ”

Kaguya, with a stiff smile, asked.

"Well, that, what happened next.....

"Later? Later, she actually threw the phantom domain to the ground and stepped on it with her feet! Curse me when you're done! ”

"What did she say?"

"She said I don't want to find a woman in my life! And scolded me for being ****! ”

Xiao Ming sighed: "I really don't blame you for this, who knows that women are so excessive now." ”

"Yes, even the books of literary masters dare to step on them, it's mentally retarded!"

"That's right! What does she know? Does she know Hachi's pain? Has she read Hachi's book ten times? She doesn't know anything about Little Eight! ”

The two of them said that Kaguya was eager to find a hole to get into.

Good.... What a shame..

"So, what are you going to do next?"

After Mr. Huang yelled a few words, his mind cleared up.

"Next, I still have to continue the blind date, I want to solve the matter at once."

Xiao Ming touched his nose.

"Your words, in fact, are mainly trying to get those more powerful guys to come up with ideas...."

He glanced at Xiao Ming and sighed.

"I didn't expect you to come..."

Xiao Ming glared at him and argued, "When I was in high school..."

Halfway through speaking, he only felt a chill on his back, and when he turned around, Kaguya looked at him with interest.

Xiao Ming shrunk his neck, swallowed the remaining half of the sentence into his stomach, and stopped talking.

Mr. Huang thought he was a hidden master, and said, "It's good that you have a lot of experience." ”

"That, that, actually, I'm...."

"Don't be modest, then I have a lot of questions to ask!"

"Don't, brother, I'm not modest, you better ask for another master!"

Mr. Huang also said that he had to be modest, so he said very solemnly: "Brother, my happiness depends on yours!" ”

At this time, Kaguya also said lightly beside him: "If people ask you, you agreed, and I also want to know how you have been through a hundred battles." ”

Xiao Ming smiled dryly, although he had a little bit of the past, but it was just a step-by-step beginning and ending, there was really nothing to say, and Kaguya was still here, what could he say.

Well, I can only copy the words of the origami master.

"If you are poor, you will change, and if you change, you will be successful! If you think there's no way out, try to change! You're skinny, so you're going to the gym! Your mind is weak, so you have to go to study------ of course, after reading Xiaoba's book, you are already as deep as the sea, and there is nothing to read. Well, all you need is to make yourself strong! Since studying literature can't save you, then you can only practice Wula! ”

Mr. Huang only felt that a stream of spiritual light came out of the Heavenly Spirit Gai, as if the mouth was suddenly opened, and he was suddenly full of hope for the future.

"Oh, Xiao Ming, you are really my guiding light! But that's just a long-term goal, do you have anything specific and short-term? ”

"yes, yes, what should I do in the short term?"

Kaguya was holding a straw in her mouth, looking innocent.

"Short... It's a little shorter...."Xiao Ming said tremblingly, thinking that he would definitely have no good fruit to eat when he went home, but he let it go, and decided to teach Mr. Huang the secret book of the magic skills that soaked in Kaguya.

"In the short term, it's very simple, and I personally confirm that it is indeed very effective!"

"Oh oh oh, tell me!"

Xiao Ming's expression was solemn.

"Inheritor of the planet of the little eight generations!"

Mr. Huang's face also changed greatly!

"It's the masterpiece that claims to be married after watching it together!"

"Poof!"

Kaguya wiped her hands and face with a tissue expressionlessly, and what Xiao Ming said just now reminded her of the fear of being dominated, and she subconsciously blew into the straw and muddled herself.

"Go on, leave me alone....."

Xiao Ming thought that Kaguya was shy, so he smiled at her very proudly and continued to chat.

"Let me tell you, there has never been such a great movie that can depict love so profoundly, and even a hard-hearted man like me couldn't help but cry at that time!"

Mr. Huang was also embarrassed when he heard it, and immediately decided to choose that film to watch on the next blind date!

After discussing some small details, the two felt that there was no mistake, and they thought that even if they were fairies, they would love to die and live under these sophisticated plans, not to mention those women who couldn't get married!

Then, Xiao Ming thought about helping people to the end, so he planned to simply help Mr. Huang find a gym with more beautiful women and fewer handsome guys, so that his long-term goals could be achieved.