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On this day, factories shut down and shops closed.

The stock market is closed, and the official grinds to a standstill.

The rich dragged their families overseas, while the poor rushed to exchange their money for food and clothing.

Many families hung signs on both sides of their homes to express their demands for safety.

Some families even put the text down out of fear.

The streets and alleys were filled with gunsmoke and flashes, and the old people hid in their homes to pray to their ancestors....

On this day, history is known as the catastrophe of the Eastern world!

------- from a Western journalist who did not want to be named.

In the sound of firecrackers, the spring breeze sends warmth into Tusu.

Thousands of households always replace the new peach with the old one.

With the banging sound that was not coming from the surroundings, Li Zhai also started the Spring Festival must-have Spring Festival couplets.

Spring Festival couplets began in the Five Dynasties period thousands of years ago, arose in the early Ming Dynasty, and have always been loved by the people of the Celestial Dynasty, but the door couplets on both sides are still easy to say, but the banners......

"So, Xiao Ming, you're still too short, why don't you call your dad!"

"It's okay, I can reach it.......

At the door of Li's house, Xiao Ming stepped on the stool, swayed on tiptoe, gritted his teeth and wanted to hang the banner, but it was always a little close, so he had to come down depressed.

Li's father, Li's mother, and Hui Ye watched below, and when they saw Xiao Ming's face as black as the bottom of the pot, they all held back their laughter.

Father Li returned home in the twenties, which is the earliest time he came back in recent years, since he had a long talk with Xiao Ming before, he began to focus more on his family, and pushed off all the entertainment and tasks early, planning to spend as much time as possible with his family in the future.

Mother Li came back earlier than Father Li, she brought a large bag of New Year's goods, the house was full, as soon as she came back, she began to clean up the house, clean up the bright house, and took Hui Ye to buy a lot of things outside, and dressed up the house inside and out.

In previous years, I borrowed a wooden ladder from a neighbor's house, but this time Father Li came back, and the family was happily reunited, and I forgot it without paying attention, and it was not until noon on the Chinese New Year's Eve that I remembered that the above scene happened.

"So, our stool is still too low, I can't reach it......."

Xiao Ming saw three ridiculous faces and argued to himself.

Kaguya sneered and said, "It's because you're too short." ”

"Is 1.7 meters short? Count? ”

Xiao Ming blushed and shouted.

Father Li smiled: "That's it, you still have to work my old bones, I'll come." ”

Xiao Ming looked at Father Li's sideburns and pale sideburns, and pretended to be angry: "What a big deal?" Say I can do it, I really do! ”

After speaking, he stared at it deadly, and his face began to stiffen.

When a neighbor goes abroad for the New Year, he can't pry open someone's door to get a ladder....... So what to do.....

Mother Li looked at it for a long time and understood in her heart.

"Xiao Ming, in this way, you move the stool away and let Kaguya sit on your shoulder...... Alas, Kaguya's child is soft and weak, and he feels like the wind is blowing and falls, you say, didn't you give Kaguya food? ”

Come on, halfway through the words, he turned to Kaguya, Xiao Ming rolled his eyes, and squatted down weakly.

"Miss, please come up to the minion's shoulder...... Anyway, Kaguya just looks light, actually...... Ah! ”

Mother Li heard Xiao Ming's scream and hurriedly asked, "What's wrong?" ”

"It's okay, I was bitten by a rabbit...."

Xiao Ming gasped and said with grinning.

Kaguya snorted, removed the rabbit slippers from Xiao Ming's feet, and sat lightly on Xiao Ming's shoulders.

Xiao Ming held Kaguya's leg with one hand, carefully supported Kaguya's waist with the other, and slowly got up, and after a while, Kaguya said, "Okay, hang it up." ”

Mother Li knew it and said with a smile: "That's good." ”

The upper link is: the horse gallops for thousands of miles

The next link is: Ji Yang enters ten thousand homes

Horizontal batch: All the best

This is a peach wood version that Li's father asked someone to make, and then he wrote it with a penny, and he was very satisfied with it.

And Mother Li, who knew a little bit about this, was too lazy to dismantle his platform, Xiao Ming, who knew more, rolled her eyes, and Kaguya, who knew a lot, covered her mouth and chuckled.

After pasting the Spring Festival, everyone entered the house and began to eat lunch, although it was not a Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, but after all, it was the Spring Festival, it was still very rich, the traditional chicken, duck and fish meat were not mentioned, the authentic yellow beef brought back by Father Li was stir-fried, the lobster and crab were full, the dead and expensive high-quality abalone also bought a little, a table in Nuoda was full, and drinks and everything could only be placed under the table.

"Come on, Kaguya, eat more meat, look at your skinny."

A large piece of meat was sandwiched...

"That,Thank you Aunt O(∩_∩)O~"

"Kaguya, my son is not very good at talking, you take care of it more, and we will be a family in the future."

A prawn caught it...

"Well, he takes good care of me, although it's true that he doesn't speak very well...."

.....

Xiao Ming stared at the tall dishes in the bowl in front of Kaguya that were about to be piled up to the ceiling, and silently teased the little cabbage in the bowl.

After so many years, I found out that my parents were fake.....

Then, a big crab stared at Xiao Ming with small eyes in the bowl.

Xiao Ming turned his head and saw Kaguya looking at him with a smile.

"Help me take care of it."

"Hehe, you still hurt me Kaguya...."

"Hee-hee."

Li's father and mother glanced at each other and laughed.

The meal was eaten very slowly, and it was not until two o'clock in the afternoon that the dishes and chopsticks were cleaned up, and the family sat on the sofa and watched the countdown to this year's Spring Festival Gala.

As in previous years, there is an overwhelming condemnation on the Internet, such as, the worst session in ten years, or the worst Spring Festival Gala in history, and other remarks emerge in endlessly, any point of dissatisfaction is infinitely magnified, and then the neon on the other side of the sea is still happily watching the Spring Festival Gala, and by the way, complaining about the red and white song will be terrible.

"Hey, Lao Li, and Xiao Ming, Xiao Ye, all look at it."

Mother Li suddenly clapped her hands and stood up.

"This year, let's be a double happiness, good things come in pairs, so, I think we must not be the same as the last year, a few people who are deserted, how boring it is, so ah, I will give you a task, that is, to come to our house for the New Year!"

"Who's going to come over now?" by Father Lee.

"I have very few friends." by Kaguya.

"My post.... Ahem, I can find a few people to come over and celebrate the New Year together. "By Xiao Ming.

Mother Li stuck her waist and pointed at Li's father and said, "You usually brag about yourself and travel all over the world, why can't you even take pictures of your friends who celebrate the New Year together?" ”

Father Li said aggrievedly: "If you say it first, won't I find it?" ”

Mother Li said: "I don't care, I just see that you, an old man, are not even as good as your dead son!" ”

Xiao Ming said dissatisfiedly: "That online store is not at home?" And how disgusting is the dead house or something, don't use it to describe your son! ”

Kaguya said weakly on the side: "Actually, the dead house or something is still very cute......"

Mother Li waved her hand: "Anyway, I have already notified Sun Lan, I have already found one, and the remaining ten or so are up to you." ”

After finishing, he said: "Lao Li, I have to take care of such a trivial matter as eating!" ”

So, in Li's father's weak response, everyone began to call.