Chapter 289: Wives, this is the first gift my husband gave you tonight
On the evening of the end of the second match, Li Guanyu's answer at the press conference was undoubtedly more classic. The situation at that time was like this - when Li Guanyu returned to the humble away team's locker room for a carnival, he was dragged to the press conference by the team management just after he wanted to take a shower. As soon as he sat down, he attracted countless flashes of light that kept shining in front of his eyes.
'Now that you've won two races, what do you think was the biggest feeling tonight?' Before the flashing lights were completely over, a reporter hurriedly stood up and asked questions.
The biggest feeling was -- wow! We finally won two away games! Li Guanyu stared at the camera and said exaggeratedly: "Also, I don't think the Spurs are as strong as they imagined." Whereas... In '07, the Cavaliers were even more vulnerable. All right... Am I feeling a little too much? β
Li Guanyu's joke did not cause a wide range of laughter among the reporters, after all, this is San Antonio, and most of the local reporters are fans of the home team.
Today, you've got another forty plus, and in fact, you're just one rebound short of forty plus twenty. That's a great statistic. And you didn't score very much in the regular season, and of course, there were a few games where you scored very appallingly, so don't you show your scoring skills when it comes to crunch time? Another reporter stood up and asked.
I don't really want to score, what I like to do more than score is win games with rebounds and assists. However, tonight my teammates were very cooperative with me and I had a good hand, so I scored a stat that looked like it was going to be amazing. Li Guanyu said modestly with a bit of arrogance: "However, I think it's time for San Antonio to change defenders, and I don't feel any defensive pressure at all." β
Li Guanyu's attitude was very sincere, but the Holy City reporter sounded like he was kicking the hall. Well, Li Guanyu is the kind of guy who you would think is arrogant even if he speaks modestly, uh, maybe, because of the established impression!
'The bag can't handle you, and Jordan's rule doesn't stop the Warriors. Excuse me, what are your flaws? One of the reporters stood up and said in frustration that he had lost his mind completely by the defeat and had run to ask the victor how to defeat him.
As soon as this question came out, before Li Guanyu could answer it, the other reporters couldn't stand it -- how could they be so embarrassed? What's the difference between this and getting down on your knees and begging for mercy?
But even though all the San Antonio reporters were angry about the brain-dead problem, Li Guanyu calmly and seriously gave advice: "Well, you can look for answers in some recent basketball articles. If you know Chinese, you can check out my shareholding shark flutter forum, which has many effective suggestions. Personally, I suggest that you'd better start from the inside. Our inside attack is too weak! β
Li Guanyu's answer surprised everyone - although he said some bad street arguments, there are really not many parties who can face such a brain-dead problem, and even fewer will give advice.
After answering this question, Li Guanyu didn't say anything else, and directly announced the end of the press conference and flashed himself.
In the evening, head back to your hotel. Immediately, Taylor Swift, Miley Sellers, Selena Gomez and Royal Sister Megan Fox came to treat, and after a while, Li Guanyu's body, which had become a little tired from the ball game, suddenly became fierce - this is much more effective than any physical therapy. Li Guanyu is fully qualified to pat his chest and say: Collecting yin and supplementing yang is the king.
At noon the next day, Li Guanyu and the Warriors flew back to Golden State on the plane. The other four women went by special plane - yes, the daughter country bought three civilian planes and one military plane at one time.
As soon as I got off the plane back in Golden State, I heard the enthusiastic shouts of the enthusiastic Golden State fans - we are the champions! We are the champions! Long live Li Guanyu! We love Li Guan Yu! Li Guanyu is our leader!
Such praise couldn't help but make Li Guanyu a little embarrassed, so in an interview, he only said two words lightly - we will not disappoint Warriors fans.
As soon as Li Guanyu's words came out, the president of the Warriors immediately made another statement in front of the media: "We love Lee, and the Warriors desperately hope that Lee can stay in Golden State all the time." β
His words immediately echoed all Golden State fans, and almost everyone shouted to Li Guanyu: Lee, renew the contract!
In this regard, Li Guanyu is very calm. He has made up his mind, and he can't get it back by a lot of people.
In the midst of the disturbances, Li Guanyu finally responded positively to the calls of the masses: sweep away the spurs and talk about other things.
As soon as this sentence came out, the clamor of the fans suddenly decreased, after all, the battle is not over yet, and the rest of the things really have to be postponed.
And because of Li Guanyu's perverted play in the playoffs, it immediately weakened the anti-lee trend across the United States a little. After all, Li Guanyu has already established a kingdom and has played at the level he should have on the court. Raw rice matures early, what's the use of blindly resisting? Obama has to treat him according to the etiquette of the countries with which he has diplomatic relations, and what can these citizens do to him? Is it really deported?
Charles Barkley commented on this phenomenon with a very good analogy - the current Li Guanyu reminds me of Iverson after the first game of the 2001 Finals, because of his crazy play. Everyone forgot about his badness, and more and more neutral fans joined his fan base. And Li Guanyu is like this now, but Li Guanyu's fan base is a little higher than Iverson's original, and most importantly, Li Guanyu is now much closer to the first person than Iverson at the beginning. Now the question is, if Li Guanyu really swept the Spurs, is it possible to become a Jordan with black wings?
Yes, Li Guanyu's current momentum is like Zhongtian, and the momentum of the Golden State Knicks is also like Zhongtian.
Almost all Golden State fans think that their black eight is already in their pockets, because now it's 2-0.
In this case, the third game is finally coming.
When Li Guanyu appeared in the locker room before the game, he found that his teammates had almost arrived, and they had all changed their equipment one by one, and it seemed that the atmosphere in the playoffs was still a little different from the regular season.
'Hey, Lee, is there going to be a fish girl coming to watch tonight?' Stephen Curry asked.
'I don't know, but I heard that they seem to be prepared,...... Li Guanyu smiled.
'Lee, today you mean you want to behave well in front of your wives, don't you?? Eddie Curry quipped.
Li Guanyu took off his coat, shrugged his shoulders and said, "I have to fight like a man, otherwise they won't listen to me when they arrive." ''But, I think, don't you dare to molest a good woman on the field today, right? Monta Iris next to him teased.
'Shit, do you think I wouldn't dare?' I'm going to tease more tonight because I have to let those women know that their husband is a very tough man! Li Guanyu said with a smile.
'you! ββ¦β¦β¦β¦ After a joking, Li Guanyu moved his body and ran to the court to adapt to the venue.
After practicing for a while, when he was drinking water, he let Cheryl Miller, who was lurking on the side, catch him.
'Lee, are you tired?' Get interviewed! ''Well, although I'm not tired!'' Li Guanyu is always so helpless in front of Miller.
'I saw Avril just now, and you brought all the fish girls to watch the game today, didn't you?' Cheryl Miller's first question was still about the two children, which had to make Li Guanyu a little jealous, because since the fish girl appeared in people's sight, people's first question was always about them, not herself.
'I don't know, I don't think all of them came. Li Guanyu replied a little tiredly.
So, you're not going to lose tonight, are you? Cheryl Miller asked in a corner, in fact, even if she asked directly, Li Guanyu's answer would not be any different.
Of course, you know, no husband wants to lose in front of their wives. Li Guanyu replied with a deserved expression.
'So, do you think it's possible for you to settle the battle in Golden State?' Cheryl Miller took another step.
As long as we work hard, nothing is impossible. In fact, I really don't want to go back to San Antonio because the steaks there are so bad. Li Guanyu said with a painful expression, obviously he felt the extreme for those black and slimy things.
'Hehe, you got the Black Eight this year, what will you do? Know that now your contract is about to expire. Cheryl Miller asked a longer-term question.
"Let's talk about it when we get the Black Eight! Li Guanyu, who had suffered a loss once, had become smarter, so he didn't want to show his true thoughts in front of the camera.
'What a cunning fellow!' Cheryl Miller complained and ended the interview: "Thank you for accepting my interview, and I wish you the best of luck for your idea!" ''Thanks!'' Li Guanyu replied with a smile, and then quickly ran to the court to continue practicing, for fear that Cheryl Miller would eat him.
β¦β¦β¦β¦ At around seven o'clock in the evening, when Li Guanyu and the others all returned to the locker room, an image of the fish girl appeared on the big screen above Madison Garden.
Just when everyone was shocked by the appearance of these people, this line of words was typed on the big screen - this is our princesses!
Suddenly, the audience boiled instantly, and everyone shouted their voices to give blessings to the princesses of their daughter country.
The sudden surging blessings, some were very afraid, some were very enjoyable, and I saw Miley Sellers and the others open their arms to enjoy it, constantly going up and down. Just like Li Guanyu is playing with the emotions of the home fans, obviously, this is the performance of the tiger husband without a dog wife.
........................&&&..............................'Tonight, our starting lineup is Biedrins, Me, Cory Magetti, Montelis, Stephen Curry. Before our tactics resumed, I would attack with me as the axis, I would control, and then you kept running............ 'home team's luxurious locker room, Li Guanyu was chattering about the tactics.
After the tactical arrangement was completed, Li Guanyu put down the tactical board and stood in the center of the field, dancing with his fists to cheer up.
'Guys, I want to have good news for everyone! That's just two wins away from Black Eight. Li Guanyu came up with a smile on his face, and the other players also relaxed with Li Guanyu's smile.
We've beaten them twice in a row on San Antonio's home turf, and now they're definitely going to want to beat us twice. But, we're going to tell them with our fists - you, no one can beat the Warriors in Golden State! Li Guanyu's last sentence was with an angry roar.
'No one can beat the Warriors in the Golden State!' All the players roared in unison.
'We're going to sweep!' Li Guanyu roared heartbreakingly.
'I'm going to sweep!' All the players raised their arms and chanted in unison.
'Sweep San Antonio! Li Guanyu raised his fingers and rushed out of the locker room with his teammates...... Now, let's ........................ After a series of introductions, it was finally Li Guanyu's turn.
Now, let's welcome the ...... from our daughter's country. King...... 6'4 in...... Swingman of the Frontguard...... The host of the Golden State...... King Lee ...... guan⦠yu.........'s live DJ's voice, which was already too sharp to be good, was once again high-pitched because of Li Guanyu's appearance.
And the fans in the stadium also gave them the most enthusiastic screams and cheers!
At first, there was some distraction, but when Li Guanyu ran to the center of the court, the screams and cheers of the audience were replaced by a uniform roar - King Lee! King! Li Guanyu!
Li Guanyu didn't say much about the roars of the fans, but just beat his chest twice to show his attitude.
Due to returning to the starting lineup, Li Guanyu was quite excited. So he was on the jumping line in the opening jump shot, while his opponent Blair was in the cup.
Yes, the result of the jump ball was that Li Guanyu slapped the basketball by pressing the length of one of his arms. If it weren't for the rules that don't allow the jumper to take the basketball off directly, it is estimated that Li Guanyu would have already fished the basketball in his arms like grabbing a rebound instead of slapping it into Stephen Curry's hands.
After snatching the basketball, Li Guanyu didn't think about it, and ran directly to the front court, and Stephen Curry immediately dropped the basketball when he saw this. At this time, Li Guanyu had slipped to the three-point line, and when he received the basketball, one of Li Guanyu's feet had already straddled the free throw line.
At this time, only Tony Parker chased after him in the front court. Anyone knows that Tony Parker has been put in a trance by Li Guanyu. Seeing Li Guanyu galloping towards him, Tony Parker originally planned to knock him down, but considering his size, he still gave up, because Li Guanyu inside the free throw line looked so unstoppable.
So...... Bang!
Li Guanyu smashed the basketball into the basket with a two-handed tomahawk that was violent to the extreme.
Coax!
Golden State fans immediately erupted in cheers.
But Li Guanyu was cheering, walked to the sidelines, and gave a kiss to the group of fish girls on the sidelines. Said: 'Wives, this is the first gift that my husband gave you tonight!' βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ
(To be continued)