Chapter 45: "Little Couple" flirts
Wang Xiaohua really deserves to be a great martial artist, after being made weak by the beautiful witch with the **** body, she stole her heart, and was the first to wake up, which really made Xu Feng admire it very much. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
Wang Xiaohua slowly opened her eyes and found that she was lying in Xu Feng's arms, and couldn't help but have two blush on her cheeks, and then as if she remembered something, she tilted her head and closed her eyes, and continued to pretend to be unconscious, but the two trembling willow eyebrows betrayed her.
"That's it! Don't pretend! Lie on me and don't feel panicked? It's all skeletons, what's there to be nostalgic for? Xu Feng was very helpless, he felt more and more incomprehensible about this woman.
"Nope! I think it's warm, huh? Wang Xiaohua didn't open her eyes, but turned over and found a comfortable position to continue pretending to be unconscious.
Xu Feng put her head directly on the cold ground, and then stood up, "Big sister! Your heart has been poached! Are you still here, me, really good? Also, didn't I tell you that we can only be sisters and brothers, you are a good woman, why do you like shemale love? ”
Wang Xiaohua turned over and stood up, "Sister and brother can't hug?" Yes? You bastard, sister, I'm working hard with that demon girl for you, not only do you not help, but you still count me here, do you have a conscience? In vain, I have loved you so much, loved you, and cared for you these days! You're an ungrateful bastard! Woo~~~" As she spoke, Wang Xiaohua actually hid her face and cried bitterly.
Xu Feng was dumbfounded, saying that he would become a bastard?
"Don't cry, okay? Sister Xiaohua, please don't cry, okay? Let others hear it and think I'm dripping like you? Xu Feng stood aside helplessly, for the woman's tears, this was the most headache for him.
"Woo~~Woo~~~" Wang Xiaohua cried louder!
"Sister, sister! I beg you not to cry, am I wrong or not? I'm a jerk! I'm an ungrateful bastard! I have no conscience! As long as you don't cry, I'm willing to do anything! Xu Feng almost knelt down for Wang Xiaohua, and let her cry like this again, Xu Feng seemed to have quit the game.
The crying continued, and Wang Xiaohua was determined to cry to Xu Feng.
The pirates in the cage have already woken up, and everyone is watching around the iron railing, which is a big show, comparable to modern Korean youth idol dramas.
Batu woke up with a little pain in his head, when he was attacked by those residents, Batu was about to get up at night to pee, and when he was halfway through the pee, he was beaten by a group of residents who behaved strangely, relying on a little kung fu, he tried hard to resist, but the hero couldn't stand the crowd, and finally he didn't know what knocked on the back of his head and passed out.
Batu opened his eyes and saw that all the pirates on the ship were gathered together, face outward, butt facing him, quietly watching something. Batu wondered, what are these guys doing? Where is this? Why is everyone crammed here? He was in the center of the iron cage now, and his vision was blocked by the pirates who were watching the excitement, plus he had just woken up, and he was still a little confused.
Batu stood up, came up behind one of the pirates, and asked, "What are you looking at?" ”
The pirate didn't have time to turn around, and replied perfunctorily, "Shhhh You won't see for yourself! ”
If it had been in the past, the pirates who dared to talk to him like this, Batu would have slapped him in the face, but when he saw so many pirates looking out vigorously, and there was no sound at all, he also came to curiosity, pushed away the crowd, and squeezed to the iron railing, only to find that everyone was looking at his captain and the terrifying witch instructor.
"What are the captains and instructors doing?" Batu was a little puzzled by the development of things because he had joined the troupe halfway through, and now he only saw the terrifying female instructor crying, while his respected captain was hurriedly coaxing beside him. He was confused and urgently needed a plot explanation.
The pirate who was questioned finally saw clearly that the person who was questioning turned out to be their first mate, and he didn't dare to be perfunctory, and whispered, "First mate, you didn't hear it just now, our chief instructor scolded the captain for being a negative man with no conscience, and then he cried, tsk, I didn't expect our captain to become a skeleton, and he is still a lover, admirable!" He deserves to be our boss! ”
It turned out that this was the case, and Batu's head seemed to understand what was going on, and it seemed that it was an emotional problem between the captain and the instructor. For the captain who has always admired him, how could he let these bastards see a joke, "Okay! Come on! Don't look at it, the little couple are quarrelling, the head of the bed is arguing and the end of the bed is closed, don't look at anything with you! Look at me gouging out your eyes again! ”
Batu's voice was not small, and Xu Feng suddenly heard the movement on this side, which made him even more embarrassed, and he felt that the tall majesty he wanted to establish was suddenly in vain. "Ancestor! Can't I call you Grandma? I said, my aunt, don't cry! If I keep crying, I really don't have the face to see anyone! ”
Hearing Xu Feng's words, Wang Xiaohua finally couldn't hold it back, snorted, and burst into laughter, but there was still a little crying in her tone, it seemed that she was really sad. "Nasty! Who is your aunt? You don't even think about what you say, you talk nonsense! ”
Xu Feng thought to himself, isn't this forced by you? "Sister Xiaohua, I was really wrong, as long as you don't cry, you can let me do anything!"
"Is it really okay? Then marry me! ”
"Sister! I~~" Xu Feng was speechless, feeling like he was being slapped in the face in an instant, it was just a skinless face.
"That's it! Just kidding! Knowing that you still have a loved one, well, I won't cry anymore! I just wanted to scare you, but I cried and cried and missed my dad a little, so I couldn't stop, and now it's okay! Wang Xiaohua took out a handkerchief, wiped the tears on her face, and regained her heroic appearance again.
Is that okay? Xu Feng is messy, a woman is really a strange animal, she can still think crankily when she cries, and there is no one else? But can you say something sad in advance? Oh my god, this made me almost kill myself.
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Xu Feng and Wang Xiaohua came to the iron cage, and immediately found that the expressions of all the pirates in the cage were a little unnatural, thinking of the sound they heard just now, they immediately understood that their ugliness was all seen by this group of bastards, and they suddenly felt extremely unhappy!
Lao Tzu is your captain, and you dare to see my jokes? See if I don't kill you!