Chapter 273: Lin Feng's EQ is low?
"Huh! Now the magic imaging is so powerful, even the fart can be filmed? That's not right! Adventurers don't have this feature! Unless you eat a bad belly ....... ”
Zhang Tong couldn't say anything at this time, because he felt that the temperature around him suddenly became cold, and he couldn't help but hug his arms, shivering, and suddenly felt it, a gaze like an ice blade, cutting his body completely.
Broken! I was so amazed at the magic of the photo that I forgot that the protagonist in this photo was Lin Feng!
Zhang Tong hurriedly smiled and said, "Boss, you are too handsome, look at this elegant action, look at the chic appearance, look at the ......." Speaking of this, he was speechless, rolled his eyes, and continued: "If this is winged, it will be Peter Pan!" Hahahaha. ”
After speaking, Zhang Tong laughed awkwardly again, laughing, and moving backwards, feeling almost, he turned around and kicked the door and ran, like there was some flood beast behind him.
Lin Feng's eyebrows jumped, and when he turned his head, he found that the others were not smiling, Ye Zhong and Li Zhengyi were there with their eyes closed, but the eyeballs under their skin, wandering back and forth, betrayed them, and Jack was the most normal, looking at the screen with a serious face, studying the difference between this monster.
Bastard! This bastard, these fish-people of the same species all look the same, what can you figure out!
After years of training, Lin Feng, whether it is jumping, swinging a sword, martial steps, or so on, all his actions have gone beyond the simple practical boundary, and are moving towards a more beautiful, more elegant, and more pleasing ...... his battle.
That's why Ye Zixin and the others were deeply attracted by their posture in battle.
Of course, this is not just for the sake of being handsome, after all, Lin Feng is already a god-level master (.2.) Now, when you fight against people, it's like a street hooligan fighting, it's too embarrassing! So he is very image-oriented, however......
Helpless, Lin Feng looked at the photo again, depressed, why did you say that poison was yellow? And it's right behind your ass!
How do you look at this, how do you feel like you are soaring into the air with the help of the power of fart, and you feel like the guy in the spring Pig Bajie! ……
The more he thought about it, the more angry Lin Feng became, and he was just about to destroy the photo.
But when he heard it, Jack, who was holding his hands behind his back, said: "It's useless, Ye Zixin and none of them have copied more than a dozen copies, and they are ready to promote it for you, alas!" Envy! ”
What does it mean? Such a humiliating thing is publicized, and you are still envious?
Lin Feng couldn't help but slap the table and shouted, "Speak clearly." ”
"Alas! Big brother, all of your five girlfriends are as beautiful as flowers, even if I have a girlfriend like that, I can be so beautiful that I can't find Beibei, but what about you! With that, Jack turned his head to look at Lin Feng.
Faced with a question that pointed directly to his heart, Lin Feng didn't know how to answer. How so? Tell them that in order to prove that one generation is stronger than the next, my master has more than a dozen wives, so I can't find a few more than him, or I will lose his old man's face?
Seeing Lin Feng's helpless shrug, Jack said: "Actually, it's nothing, originally we didn't limit this, but the question is, look at that Wang Ruonan, An and Lisa, and the later Xu Lu, the one who saw you, didn't his eyes bloom?" ”
Lin Feng said indifferently: "Don't be kidding, Xu Lu has only been here for a few days!" And Ann and Lisa, although they look quite big, are actually still children, as for Ruonan, it is even more impossible, she doesn't pay much attention to me. ”
Jack was stunned and couldn't help but exclaim: "Big brother, you don't feel that Kiki likes you too!" ”
Lin Feng's face sank, and he said: "Don't talk nonsense, she is not from your Feanster world, she knows a fart at this age, she just treats me as a brother." ”
Jack couldn't help but have black lines on his head, and when he turned his head, he stopped looking at him, and said in his heart: This guy has no emotional intelligence!
Zhang Jiaqi is a high-IQ genius, smart tight! Every time she goes out, she will ride with Lin Feng for a period of time, and no matter what happens, she is the most eager for Lin Feng, to be an elder brother? Shh It's almost the same as being a brother in love.
Although Wang Ruonan has been silent, every time he sees Lin Feng's eyes, he can't escape Jack who is standing in the back row and watching coldly, if you want to say that she doesn't like you, I don't believe it.
Ann and Lisa won't talk about it, those two girls, you are the one who talks about it the most every day, and they are soul dancers on the battlefield, they should have gone back to arrange a condolence performance a long time ago, and they have been staying here and not leaving, not for you!
As for Xu Lu, it is true that she has been here for a short time, and Jack has no contact with her, but she is with Ann and Lisa every day, and she has to be curious about you sooner or later.
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The next morning, after more than 4 hours of sleep, Lin Feng's body completely recovered.
When he opened his eyes, he found that everyone was already waiting in the command room, yawned, got together, stretched his arms upward, moved his body, felt the state, and got off the marching bed.
He cleaned up briefly, then came to the big screen, looked at the situation outside, and turned his head to look at Jack, who looked like a stone man there, and as a result, Lin Feng was taken aback.
I saw Jack's face haggard, his two eyes were dark and big, as if he had been punched twice, and the stubble covered his entire chin, especially the hair, which was disorganized, as if two roosters slept in it all night yesterday.
When I went to sleep yesterday, he wasn't like that! Lin Feng, who was puzzled, asked, "Jack, what's wrong with you?" ”
And Jack twisted his stiff neck, made a squeaky sound, looked at Lin Feng, sighed, and turned away, thinking, I can't figure it out, why there are so many beauties like a guy with such a low emotional intelligence!
Seeing that he walked to the side of the marching bed with stiff legs, and fell asleep at the end, Lin Feng looked at the others inexplicably, and the others also cast unaware glances.
Could it be that in the past two days, he was on duty here, and he didn't go to his concubine to get up, and he was suffocated?
Lin Feng couldn't help but think maliciously, and then shook his head again, thinking, it would be good to kill the big turtle today!
At this time, on the magic screen, the observed situation was the same as yesterday, those fishmen were not afraid of death to launch a suicide attack on the city wall.
At the head of the city, the soldiers who had just changed houses were expressionless, firing the crossbow arrows in their hands, and some soldiers with spears, holding shields, resisting the flying arrows, and ...... the fishmen who were about to climb up the city wall.
Looking at this simple and boring confrontation, Lin Rui couldn't help but pout: "It's really boring, it's been fighting like this for more than a day, if I change to that commander, think of a way, come out and kill it upside down, and destroy some more fishmen!" ”
Lin Feng looked at his sister and couldn't help but smile faintly: "If they really do that, then the time to break the city will not be far away!" ”