Chapter 9: The Fairy
"I have an idea...... stepmother leaned into the young master's ear and said, "You can pretend to promise the master to marry, and then secretly place your beauty outside the mansion." “
"Why did I do this?" The young master said with a look on his face that you are not a fool, and said: "You are afraid that you are not a fool, I said that I want to marry a beauty!"
"If you do this, I will have a chance to assassinate you!" the stepmother thought, "Otherwise, if you don't go out, where will I get the chance!"
"The lord won't agree!" she said solemnly.
"Nonsense, if the old man agrees, why should I bother with you!" The young master said impatiently: "Do you have any way, there is no way for me to go, wasting Lao Tzu's time!"
"Ah, my heart suddenly hurts!" the stepmother's face darkened to soothe her heartbeat, and she didn't pretend to be smiling, but simply went straight to the point.
"You are the only seedling in the family, and the master will not ...... you badly"
"Of course I know, I'm not stupid!" the young master looked arrogant, "The old man still points to me to pass on the lineage~"
"You too, can't you lay an egg and share some pressure on me......?"
"Shut up, listen to me!" The stepmother felt that she couldn't let him succeed in her plot to kill her, and hurriedly said, "But the master dares to kill your beauty!"
Sure enough, the young master was shocked, and he stammered: "That...... I...... I haven't played it yet~" is very unconfident.
"Stinky man, you just said that you are true love!" The stepmother said coldly: "That's why I want you to promise the master first, anyway, he didn't say that you might not be allowed to have a lover." ”
"And, as long as you have offspring, by then...... Does the lord still care about you?"
Oh no!
"Yes, why didn't I think of it?" said the young master with a look of surprise.
"What a waste, didn't you even hear the mockery, you deserve to be toyed with and slapped by me!" the stepmother sneered in her heart.
"If you don't lay eggs, I can't imagine that you are still a little useful~" The young master praised: "Yes, I want to marry a wife and take a concubine and have more children!"
Stepmother: "......"
"If you can have a queen, the old lady will have your surname!Let your father call your father-in-law!?~"
"Wait a minute, arrange the housekeeper to arrange the killer!"
After people figure out something, they will be very relaxed, and the places that are usually unpleasant to the eye will no longer be so hateful.
The young master looked at his stepmother, "Why didn't you notice it before, the old man is still quite discerning~"
When the housekeeper pushed the door in, he was surprised to find that the two of them looked at each other very strangely, and their bodies were still so close......
"Be precious, ma'am!" he wondered, "could it be...... It's going to mess up, just in case...... Should I be called my father or my grandfather? I'm different, I'm the same generation as my master!"
"Ahem!Madam~Young Master~" The housekeeper lowered his head and said in a deep voice: "The news came from the next person just now, the beauty in the young master's room...... It's gone~"
"Cooked duck...... Uh, the fat that came to his mouth flew away!?" The young master viciously tugged at the butler's collar and said angrily: "Say, is it that your old dog has taken advantage of it and hid my beauty!?"
You are wronged, what does it matter to me?
That's not my room!
Also, wouldn't it be bad to be heard by Madame? Well, she's already heard!
"O conscience of heaven and earth! I have always been in love with my wife...... I mean, be faithful to the Lord's house!" the butler hastened to swear and explain, but the effect was not very good.
"Are you going crazy! These are the things you should say? The man is really unreliable!" The stepmother, who is also the lady, said with a pale face: "Why don't you go and find it quickly! I don't believe in a pariah, can she still fly out!?"
"Yes, yes, go find it!" the young master realized that now was not the time to be held accountable, and he didn't even care about the word untouchable.
Seems like the housekeeper said something?
The young master said that his mind is full of beauties, who pays attention to that!
There are several layers of guards inside and out, and even the flies are searched and walked, so I don't believe that a thin little girl can disappear for no reason?
Maybe it's hidden in that corner, or in the grass in the garden!
But I almost turned it over and looked for it, and only the master's room in the whole house had not been searched.
"Could it be ......" the young master said suspiciously, "Old man, did you ...... you see the color?"
"Bastard, what do you call a father?" the old man was furious, but he was thinking in his heart, "Is the beauty in the mouth of the rebel son really so good?"
"I didn't see each other, and I suddenly regretted it......"
"When is it, your father and son are still in the mood to fight!" Mrs. was extremely annoyed, "This is a living person, it's just gone, I'm not afraid that it will be the three of us who won't be in the future!?"
That's absolutely true!
She was sure to hold on to the family business after seizing it.
But I'm not sure to deal with the unknown, the unknown is terrifying!
The relics of the famous evil god in the future, the legendary dead city, and another unsolved mystery were born.
With the dung truck out of the house, it spread......
"Hey, have you heard? Something strange happened in the old man's mansion, a pariah actually disappeared out of thin air. ”
"That's a rumor! My second uncle's brother-in-law's neighbor's daughter-in-law is doing things in the big lord's mansion, and according to him, it didn't disappear at all, but flew away!"
"It turns out that there is inside information! Speak quickly~"
"It's not a pariah at all, it's full of nobles in the old man's mansion!" said the nephew of the neighbor's brother-in-law of the noble husband's good husband, looking like a scoop, "It is said to be a duck called fat, well, a man with duck wings...... That's about it. ”
"Oh my God, is that amazing, it has to ...... How big a wing?"
"Cut~ Rare and weird! That's the big man's home! Nothing is unusual! For example, in the housekeeper's old dog's room, there are often cats barking at night, can you believe it!?"
"Liar, aren't you?" said the latter with a look of contempt, "why don't you say that the lady has entered the butler's room?"
"It's definitely a cat meow! my second uncle's brother-in-law's ......"
Therefore, there are no secrets for the wealthy!
It is passed on and passed on, and it will become an unsolvable mystery.
Driving the dung cart of the inner house, the noble servant walked through the crowd with a proud face, and suddenly, a very sour wind drifted by.
"Whew~" The nephew took a deep breath with an obsessive face, "Sure enough, it is worthy of the taste of the big man's house, just, it stinks~"
Seeing that the person who was talking to him was in a hurry, he felt sorry for him: "Superficial!
"Big brother, it's just a smell of...... What else do you have to find out what you can't do?"
Angry and unhappy, the nephew felt that the other party would never reach his height in his life, but he was still willing to talk about it as a good teacher.
"This proves that the food of the old man's family is good, and there is a lot of oil and water! Otherwise, you can smell it, what a pure taste......
"Alas, don't go, I'm not done yet!"
"What's that, brother Ren, you cow! The little brother is willing to bow to the wind, so he won't be accompanied, and he will say goodbye~"
"Cut~ It looks like a dirt bun! Do you know that the manure truck of the old man's family never fertilizes the fields, but directly dumps it into the river outside the city?"
"Don't tell you!" he kept the secret and didn't say anything to anyone.
In other words, after spending a long time talking, I suddenly became thirsty.......
Let's go, go out of the city to get some blessings from the old man!
But it didn't take long for him to come back with a stream of urine and a shout, "The dung fairy has appeared......!"
But I immediately thought that this was my secret, and I immediately stopped talking.
The delicate face at a glance, the beautiful posture, uh, the fairy is a little thin, and the clothes are a little old.
But...... It's not unexplainable!
After all, it's a dung fairy~ I don't think the status will be too high!
"How did she come to be?"
Another unsolved mystery!
"But there's no doubt about it! she's beautiful! very, very beautiful!"