Chapter 3: Absurd Ideas

Qin Xiaoming's uneasy feeling in his heart became stronger and stronger, and he didn't dare to slack off in the slightest, so he hurriedly replied: "Big brother, if you have any questions, just ask." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info as long as I Qin Xiaoming knows, I will answer whatever I ask! ”

Song Jiang nodded with satisfaction, suddenly remembered something, a strange smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he pointed to a strong man in the crowd wearing a vermilion lacquer hat and a crimson robe and said with a smile: "Brother Qin, this little brother is called Qin Xiaoming, you two have no relationship, right?" ”

The strong man held a mace in his hand, swept Qin Xiaoming with a sharp gaze, and said with disdain: "What a heroic figure I am Qin Ming, this guy has a fat head and noodles, and the fat powder is too strong, how can there be any origin at all!" ”

Being looked down upon so much, Qin Xiaoming was quite unconvinced, patted his abdomen and said angrily: "Dude, take a look at our six-pack abs, don't look at our white skin, there is a lot of material on this body." As he spoke, he lifted his shirt and shook the muscles in his abdomen, looking like a.

Everyone looked up, and their eyes were full of disdain.

"Whew! With this small body, he dares to show off in front of his mother. As she spoke, the crowd walked out of a middle-aged woman with big shoulders and a round waist, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, a fat face, a chic hairpin ring on her head, a red dress and a green jacket, half a head taller than Qin Xiaoming.

"This eldest sister, are you playing Sun Erniang or Gu Sister-in-law?" Qin Xiaoming saw that the comer was violent, and hurriedly greeted him with a smile. The three female generals of the Water Margin, Hu Sanniang are quite beautiful. The person who came had the standard face of an island sumo wrestler, either Sun Erniang or Gu's sister-in-law.

"Yo ho, you actually know the name of the old lady Gu's sister-in-law?" The middle-aged woman's big pie face squeezed out a smile, "Boy, you can see this way." ”

Qin Xiaoming had a flattered expression, and secretly despised in his heart, damn, I don't know how many times the Water Margin buddies have watched it, if even the mother and sister-in-law Gu don't know, it will be a shame.

"Not bad, not bad." Sister-in-law Gu patted Qin Xiaoming's shoulder casually: "If you have some vision, it won't be difficult for the old lady to be for you today." ”

slapped the buddy to the ground with one palm, that's it, isn't it embarrassing?

Qin Xiaoming grinned and struggled, secretly thinking, Sister-in-law Gu is full of brute strength, this actor can't be a female lifter who comes out to make a cameo appearance, right?

"Alright, alright!" Song Jiang waved his hand back to Gu's sister-in-law, pointed at Qin Xiaoming and asked, "Boy, what kind of place is this?" ”

"This is Beijing, well, to be precise, it is Beijing Tianzhu Airport Economic Development Zone." Qin Xiaoming replied honestly.

"Where is Beijing?" The actors suddenly whispered: "Could it be that we have come to the Khitan realm?" ”

"Khitan?" Qin Xiaoming became more and more puzzled in his heart, "The Khitan has been extinct for more than nine hundred years. ”

"What!" Everyone was shocked, "The Khitan has perished, what about our Great Song Dynasty?" ”

"Great Song? It was also the old yellow calendar more than 900 years ago. Now the People's Republic of China, September 2018 AD. "Qin Xiaoming looked coldly at the expressions of the audience next to him, let's take a look, all of them pretending to be serious, and now they are being exposed by buddies, see how you still pretend."

"Nonsense!" Li Kui rolled his eyes, "Big brother, this thief is a fool, let me Tie Niu split him!" ”

"Black guy, don't be impatient!" Gongsun Sheng sighed: "This little brother may not be a fool. The Tiangang Beidou Great Array coincided with the Nandou Chongke, and maybe, we really have traveled through more than 900 years of time and space. ”

Hearing Gongsun Sheng's words, everyone looked at each other, and after a long time, Song Jiang patted his thigh and said: "Oh, how is this good, we came here for no reason, how should we do the right thing for heaven!" Mr. Gongsun, you can quickly think of a way to send us back to the cottage as soon as possible! ”

Gongsun Sheng frowned: "The matter of crossing is extremely mysterious, and it is difficult for ordinary people to understand. However, the family teacher Luo Zhenren has studied a lot about this, and my grandson Sheng also knows a little bit about it, don't panic, wait for me to take a detailed look, and I will definitely come up with a proper way to send the brothers back to the cottage! ”

Song Jiang nodded, looked at Gongsun Sheng, and had a lot of appreciation: "Mr. Gongsun is mysterious, worthy of the name of the immortal master." In this case, when I return to the village, Mr. will have to worry a lot. ”

Gongsun Sheng said: "I should do my best and live up to the leader's entrustment." ”

Song Jiang asked casually: "Sir, I don't know how many days I can compete for all the merits?" ”

Gongsun Sheng pondered for a moment and stretched out four fingers.

Song Jiang was overjoyed: "Four days? ”

Gongsun Sheng shook his head.

"Four months?" Song Jiang frowned.

"At least four years!" Seeing that the leader's face was not very good-looking, Gongsun Sheng didn't dare to pretend to be forced to sell Guanzi, and gave him an approximate time.

Song Jiang stumbled at his feet, and all the heroes of the Water Margin also changed their faces together.

Qin Xiaoming listened to everyone's conversation blankly, his expression sluggish. Youma, are these people abnormal, or is the buddy having hysteria? I couldn't say that I reached out and pinched my thigh hard, felt the sharp pain in my heart, and finally determined that I was not daydreaming.

"Okay, four years for four years!" Song Jiang sighed and ordered, "Yan Qing, the time has changed, you two go out to explore." Everyone will stay put, and wait until they get the information! ”

"Order!" After getting Song Jiang's order, I saw a thin man popping out of the crowd, "I'll move too!" ”

As soon as the words fell, this person jumped up, rose out of thin air, landed on the scaffolding on the second floor like a spirit monkey, clinging to the steel frame, and disappeared from Qin Xiaoming's sight in a blink of an eye.

Seeing that person's skill, Qin Xiaoming was completely confused.

My God, there is no hanging Weiya or anything on this body, and it is more than three meters tall when it jumps. The world record for the high jump is only 2.45 meters.

An actor who has moved in time has broken the world record with a slight jump, with a big gold medal and a big bonus, is it still necessary to play a supporting role like Shi Qian?

Don't? Are these people really a hundred and eight heroes from Shuibo Liangshan who came collectively through it? Qin Xiaoming only felt that his mouth was dry.

Suddenly, a ridiculous idea suddenly appeared in his heart, this group of people is highly skilled, if they go to the Jingdong Olympics in two years and win gold and silver, wouldn't it be easy.

If Shi Qian is allowed to participate in the high jump, Dai Zong to participate in the race, Lu Zhishen to participate in weightlifting, Li Kui, the black guy, has the strength to throw the axe, if it is used to throw the discus, it will definitely achieve overwhelming results.

Hmph, in the face of overwhelming superiority, those guys who are blind but still stick to their referee posts, those media commentators who are highly rotten in their hearts and lungs, were slapped in the face one by one, that feeling, just thinking about it made Qin Xiaoming excited.

Well, what about your injustice? Brother still dumps you eighteen streets.

Looking at this group of turtles who seemed to come from the wild world, Qin Xiaoming seemed to see Olympic gold medals shaking in front of him.