"I just said today that you would be arrested, but you were really arrested at night, and you took me with you, hey, I shouldn't have gone with you!"

"Don't you blame you for your big mouth!?" In an office at the Oakland Police Department, Duan Tianqing and Green squatted on the ground with their heads in their hands. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Hey, hey, it's clear that you've broken the law yourself, okay!? If I knew you didn't have a driver's license, I wouldn't get in your car! ”

"Cut, if you hadn't made a mess and yelled to attract the police, we would have been eating barbecue and singing by now! Still squatting here? ”

"Dude, it's up to me to say that?!"

"Of course, it's up to you, if you hadn't pointed the wrong way, I wouldn't have avoided a section, and if I hadn't dodged a section, I wouldn't have been caught by the police!"

"WTF, you're so shameless, you're driving so fast, how can I see the way, and besides, weren't you very happy to drive before!? You call it unloading the mill and killing the donkey! Ah, my God, I regret why I met you now! You're a scourge! ”

“。。。 Don't say it's useless, do you want to fight?! ”

"Hmph, I'm afraid of you!? Don't think you're just a kung fu, I watched a lot of Bruce Lee movies when I was a kid! I'm not a bully either! ”

As he spoke, Green put his arms around Duan Tianqing's neck and rolled back.

"Damn, you're really fighting!" Duan Tianqing grabbed Green's arm and hammered his elbow on Green's stomach.

"Oops!" Green was knocked to the ground, but he didn't let go of Duan Tianqing's neck, and the two rolled on the ground and tore into a fight.

As the saying goes, no matter how high the kung fu is, you are afraid of bricks. Green restrained Duan Tianqing's vital point when Duan Tianqing was caught off guard, clamped his head, and used the legendary guillotine, if Duan Tianqing hadn't practiced the iron cloth shirt since he was a child, he would have fainted. In terms of pure strength, Green's strength is also one of the best in the entire NBA, and he can't break free when he catches the first section of the blue.

At this moment, the police outside the office heard a noise inside and pushed the door and rushed in. "Hey, what are you doing?! It's not honest that you've been caught here!? A policeman said as he banged his baton on the table.

"Officer, I report, this guy knows that he doesn't have a driver's license and still drives, I was coerced, and I am also a victim!" Green betrayed Duan Tianqing very unscrupulously.

"Your uncle, do you bastard want to die!? You let me go, I promise not to kill you! Duan Tianqing angrily slapped Green's waist twice.

"Whew! It hurts! ”

"Huh? You bastard still know it hurts?! You let go of me, I'll let you know what it means to hurt and regret that your mother gave birth to you!! ”

"If you say that, there's no way I'll let you go!"

"Then don't blame me for being ruthless!" As he spoke, Duan Tianqing turned his right hand into a claw and grabbed at Green's crotch.

"The true biography of Li Yuanlong of Qingcheng Mountain! Tiger Claw Hands! ”

"Ahhh Duan, you bastard! ”

"Hey, can't you see me?! Stop it! "The police have a black line, how did they catch such two goods! After a while, I couldn't stand it anymore, so I went up and tried to separate the two.

"Let go!"

"You let him loosen first!"

"If you loosen it, I'll let it go!"

"Why, you loosen up first!"

"Hmph, I don't care, I don't hurt anyway, who knows who hurts." Duan Tianqing said fearlessly.

“。。。” Green is now riding a tiger and wants to let go and save face.

Seeing this, the policeman took out his baton and gave each of the two people a stick, "Let go, let go!" Be honest with me! ”

Green immediately took the opportunity to let go of Duan Tianqing's head with a strange scream.

"Hey, I've let go, let go!"

"Cut!" Duan Tianqing rolled his eyes and wiped his hands on Green's pants in disgust, before retracting the tiger claws.

Green quickly pulled open his pants and observed, as if to see if his brother had any damage.

"Don't worry, it can still be used!" Duan Tianqing said with a smile.

"Whew, it's okay, it's okay! You still have a little conscience. Green was relieved.

"Hey! Do you know what this place is!? Can you take us a little bit seriously! The policeman glared at the two goods.

"You are suspects now! It's a little self-conscious, fighting in the police station, you really have the ability! Come, one by one, and give me honest handcuffs! As he spoke, the policeman took out two handcuffs and handcuffed them to the legs of the table.

"Hey, officer, I'm a good law-abiding citizen, I don't think there's any need for that! He's the one who broke the law! Green pointed at Duan Tianqing and said.

"Drummond! If you put it in China during the Anti-Japanese War, you must be a traitor! Duan Tianqing pointed at Green and said.

"Shut up, you two don't have a good thing!" The police handcuffed the two and then looked at them carefully.

"How do I think you two are a little familiar?! Where have I seen you two?! Are you still repeat offenders? The white policeman thought with a frown.

"How is that possible!? Officer, I just came to Auckland not long ago, and Duan only came this morning! Green quickly explained.

"Isn't it!? Segment?! You say two words! ”

Green looked at Duan Tianqing, but found that he lowered his head and kept giving him a look.

"What are you doing?! Is there something else?! The police were puzzled when they saw Duan Tianqing's reaction.

"What's the name of you two?! Look up at me and say! ”

"Hehe, Sir, do you smoke, I have top Brazilian cigars at home! The kind that rolls on the legs of virgins, why don't you bring you a few boxes?! Duan Tianqing said with a wink.

"Attempting to bribe the police is an aggravated crime!" The white policeman said with a blank face.

“。。。” Well, in the U.S., the set almost doesn't seem to work so well.

"Officer, everything really has nothing to do with me! It's all his idea, and I'm a victim too! Green affirmed his position once, and the roots of Duan Tianqing's teeth itched with hatred.

"We have nothing to do with you, we will investigate it clearly, and we will report it now. You name it! The white policeman pulled out a notebook and said.

"Draymond Green."

"Duan Tianqing."

The policeman was stunned for a moment, and then exclaimed: "I said how do you look so familiar!" You're the Golden State Warriors' rookie players this year! I've seen you guys on TV! Your poster is still hanging on the exterior wall of the Oracle Center arena! ”

Looking at the excited look of the police, it is obvious that they are fans of the Warriors. Duan Tianqing covered his forehead and said, "It's over!" ”

"Don't talk about anything else, come, take a group photo!" As he spoke, the policeman took out his mobile phone and squatted between the two people who were handcuffed to the legs of the table.

"Here, look at the camera!" Duan Tianqing and Green smiled helplessly.

"Click!" Thus, the first fan photo of the Nightmare Brothers was born!

Policemen, handcuffs, and two people with unlucky faces.

(To be continued)