Chapter 60: Shame in the Pirate Community

General Zheng He's treasure ship set sail from Ah Zhen and sailed for the port of Malacca. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info

On the way, One-Eye kept telling anecdotes about the Strait of Malacca, which made General Zheng He laugh uncontrollably, and kept shouting "Wonderful!" Wonderful! Xu Feng's eyelids jumped when he saw it, this General Zheng He is really also a master of acting, if this is placed in the future generations, the Oscar golden man will never be able to run.

Approaching noon, everyone has been safe and sound, Xu Feng's legs are numb, and he secretly scolds this one-eyed in his heart, what are you going to do with your sister, can you hurry up? Lao Tzu is like a telephone pole and a pestle here to be your foil, how tired is it? There's nothing like a pirate in the procrastination!

"Lord Zheng, the water in front of you is called Shark Bay, and it is said that there are schools of sharks at the bottom of the water, which are very fierce and brutal. Countless dignitaries and nobles have died here, hey! What a bad place! One-Eye suddenly stood up and pointed to the sea not far ahead.

Xu Feng glanced at his mouth, shark your sister's fish! It seems that this guy finally can't help but get his hands dirty.

"Oh? And such things? General Zheng was surprised, and seemed to be interested, and wanted to talk about it with one eye.

"Adults don't know that this place seems to be calm and peaceful, no different from other places, but it is actually a dangerous place." One-Eye continued.

"How can General Ben be afraid of the sharks in the water when he is on this high treasure ship? Could it be that they will jump on the boat and eat people? General Zheng He disagreed.

"The General's Ship is as tall as a castle tower, so of course don't worry. In fact, the real danger here is people! ”

"People? What do you mean by that? General Zheng was puzzled.

"This area is under the jurisdiction of a group of one-eyed pirates, who are as fierce as the man-eating sharks, and almost no one dares to oppose them here! Those who offended them were buried in this shark bay. Saying this, One-Eye straightened his back, and it was incomparably glorious to see that he was boasting about himself.

Xu Feng quietly looked at the clown-like one-eyed person in front of him pretending to be 13, and he was already smiling in his heart, your sister, boast about yourself? Do you want to be so powerful? I don't know if the one-eyed pirate group is powerful or not, but the one-eyed face is absolutely invincible!

"Hahahaha~" General Zheng He couldn't stop laughing, "This general has a hundred ships and countless armor, how can he be afraid of that little water thief?" Seth-sama is worried! If the water thieves dared to come, they would have been torn into pieces and thrown into the sea to improve the food for the sharks here! ”

When One-Eye heard General Zheng He's heroic declaration, his face turned red all of a sudden, and he didn't know whether he was angry or ashamed, it was really funny.

"Your Excellency!" One-Eye's tone began to harden, and he no longer groveled as before, "What if that pirate sneaks into the general's main ship and quietly controls all your soldiers?" ”

"The general's military regulations have always been strict, how can they be quietly mixed in by thieves? This is simply a fool's dream, a fantasy! General Zheng He smiled even more!

"Report! My lord, there are a lot of unidentified ships ahead, and they seem to be water thieves! "A soldier came to report on the situation.

"Oh? Do you really dare to come? Sink them for General Ben! Let this little water thief in the Western Regions see how powerful the sailors of the Ming Dynasty were! ”

"Yes!" The soldier was ordered to retire.

"Wait!" At this moment, One-Eye suddenly spoke out to stop him.

General Zheng He's face was displeased, and he looked at One-Eye, "Lord Seth can just wait and see how General Ben beat your murderous pirates here into squid!" I didn't expect that General Zheng He, who has always been serious, would also tell cold jokes, Xu Feng secretly gave a thumbs up.

One-Eyed pulled out a short knife from his waist, pointed at General Zheng He, and said in a cold voice, "My lord, I advise you not to act rashly, your tall and mighty ship is no longer yours at this time, and now I declare that this ship is temporarily owned by our One-Eyed Pirate Regiment!" ”

Everyone looked at One-Eye, who was holding a short knife, but everyone didn't make a sound, which made One-Eye a little embarrassed, why was the reaction of this group so calm? Why do all the people look at them with sympathy?

"You don't believe it? Remember those skilled craftsmen? Those are my men, ridiculous General Zheng, you would be so respectful to the pirates, invited all of them to your ship, and ordered them to be entertained, I really have to thank you, I really don't know if you are kind or stupid! One-Eye finally put his plans up to him.

General Zheng looked at the one-eyed clown who was like a jumping beam, and asked out loud, "It seems that you are the leader of the one-eyed pirate group?" So Seth is a pseudonym you made up? Do you know what the general should be guilty of when the term expires? Aren't you afraid that General Ben will kill you right now? ”

"Since you are a general of the Ming Dynasty, of course the little one thought that you might be strong in martial arts, and I am not an opponent, but the little one still advises you not to make a move!" One-Eye suddenly unbuttoned his shirt, revealing rows of bamboo tubes tied around his waist.

Xu Feng was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help but exclaim, my God, talent! Could this be the legendary suicide bomb? Could this kind of suicide attack be born from this era?

Sure enough, as Xu Feng expected, One-Eyed introduced proudly, "General, the bamboo tube is full of gunpowder, and as long as it is ignited, it will explode." You can imagine what the consequences will be! ”

"In order to rob General Ben's ship, you didn't even want your life?" Zheng He didn't expect this one-eyed person to make this move, which is really a bit of an outlaw.

"Dissatisfied general, my men have already transported a large amount of gunpowder onto your ship, as long as I give the order, then let's all play together! But don't worry, you just need to sit here quietly, and the little one will just take some of the treasures you bring and leave. You've come all the way here, and there's so much treasure on board, you don't mind giving it to the smaller ones, right? Also, if you order me to take the treasure from your ship away, then the adults can continue to the sea, and I will return the ship to the adults in its entirety. What do you think? ”

Seeing One-Eye's proud cheapness, Xu Feng still couldn't hold back, and ran forward directly, slammed a foot in his face, and stunned the One-Eye, who was still struggling.

One-eyed tremblingly pointed at Xu Feng, "You~You~ Who are you?" ”

"I'm your father!" Xu Feng felt that he was also a pirate leader, this guy was too embarrassed for the great group of pirates, if he didn't teach him a lesson, then he was really sorry for the sacred profession of pirates. Thinking of this, Xu Feng kicked harder.

"Stay~Stay~Stop! If you don't stop, I'll blow up this boat!" The one-eyed who was rolling back and forth on the ground had been kicked by Xu Feng in a daze, holding his head and threatening loudly.

Xu Feng dared to beat one-eyed like this, he really had no fear, even if you could design a suicide bomb, it would always be ignited with fire, right? This stupid fork-like one-eyed thinks that a few bamboo tubes pinned to his waist can bluff people? At least you'll have to get a torch, huh? Ay! In the current group of pirates, there are really cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods, and some people's IQs are really worrying!

It's better to just kick this guy to death, lest you feel endless shame when you think you're still a pirate in the future.