After pulling the skin with Jackie Chan, Xiao Ming hung up the phone and continued to read the new work of the origami master. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

"Ahhhh

With a bang, Kaguya kicked open the door angrily, ran to Xiao Ming's side, got into his arms, and rubbed his chest.

"What's wrong? Who messed with you again? ”

"Hmph, it's not the guy who calls himself origami!"

Xiao Ming touched Kaguya's head and said softly, "The white-haired one? ”

"Yes! This morning, she actually used a certain spell on the origami, which made me think that her obviously unscientific clothes could actually be made by people! ”

Xiao Ming said: "Isn't this normal? Is that hovering headband on the head or a feather-like thing? ”

"Huh?"

Kaguya wondered, "Can you see it?" ”

"Why can't you see it? There's nothing wrong with her headband and clothes, huh? It's dirty when you can't see it, okay! ”

Xiao Ming saw Kaguya's tangled appearance, and suddenly said: "That dress can't be the kind of clothes that only smart people can see, right?" Science is getting less and less scientific right now..."

"I'm not stupid!"

Kaguya played with his hair and said hatefully, "No matter what, I think that guy is scheming, and he is the type of white and black!" ”

"Okay, well, my Kaguya is the smartest, but it's a little too serious. I've met a lot of strange people in the past few years, and if they were all as entangled as you, wouldn't they be annoyed! ”

"Oh, what is it?"

Kaguya broke free from Xiao Ming's arms and lay on Xiao Ming's lap in a more comfortable position.

"Well, there are a lot of them, I've seen a neon woman with a mechanical rabbit ear on her head, and people say she's a scientist! Ghosts don't believe it when they say it! I've also seen two little girls fighting, not tall, about a little more than a meter, one wearing a red dress and the other wearing a black skirt, while beating and saying that she wanted to be a father's good Aili or something, and then she was found by her parents, carrying one in one hand, and it is estimated that she was caught back and spanked. ”

"This, this, this ....."

Xiao Ming thought for a while, and said: "I have also seen two people filming urban costume dramas, one stood there and did not move, and the other suddenly had blood on his body, oops, it scared me at the time!" I thought it was going to be an accident, but who would have thought that after a while, someone with a camera said that it was a movie and took people away. Alas, it's just that guy is a little lacking in morality, I asked him what movie he made, and he said that it was the world that dominated the world, I went back and searched, there was only one very old version, and it wasn't so lively at all! ”

"Uhhhhh

"There is another one who is particularly impressed, an old man with a temperament quite like Chow Yun-fat, with a flower on his chest, as soon as he sees me, ask me, do you know where the Dragon King is? I thought to myself, a few days ago I really heard that there was a woman who called herself the purple-shirted dragon king, so I told him, he thanked him, and left with the butterfly knife, and his body was much tougher than it looked. ”

Kaguya wiped his sweat: "You guy had a really good time before, wonderful...."

"But no, I think, now that technology is developed, I don't believe that there are any gods and ghosts in the world."

"It's not easy for you to survive to this day...."

"Hey, how can I say that, I'm doing well, but I did meet liars before you came."

"Tell me about it!"

"Well, that day, I went to the street to buy something, and I was going to come back, I met an old man and said to me, young man, I see that you have a wonderful bones, you are a unique martial arts wizard, and it depends on you to maintain world peace, I have a secret book here, I think I have a fate with you, and I will sell it to you for five hundred yuan!"

"What did you say at the time?"

"I laughed at the time, and I said, are you bullying me for not seeing kung fu? And you're so good at this Buddha's palm! What the hell is the Heavenly Treasure Jiantian Demon Skill? Then the man said that I also have the Divine Palm, if you buy a copy of the Heavenly Treasure Book, I will not only give you a copy of the Divine Palm, but also give you a copy of the Three Points of Vitality? ”

"Did you buy it?"

"Hmph, do you think I'm going to be fooled?"

"Like!"

Xiao Ming was not happy, and rubbed Kaguya's little face vigorously with both hands, rubbing her face red before letting her go.

"Hmph, I said at the time, I think you are pitiful, 500 yuan for you, you should go find a job yourself, don't think about cheating children every day for candy money! I'll be gone! ”

"Uh, those books?"

"I didn't ask for it!"

Kaguya gave him a blank look, feeling that this idiot was really hopeless, if it was according to the urine nature of the general protagonist, when they first met, this thing would have already been invincible in the world, and it was still like this salted fish now!

"What's the matter, you look unhappy again?"

"Humph!"

"Then take today's opportunity, I'll show you my treasures!"

"Treasured? H book? ”

"It's not that useless thing!"

Xiao Ming got up and pulled Kaguya into a small room.

"This is my treasure!"

Turning on the light, the dark room was brightly lit, and Xiao Ming began to introduce his collection little by little.

"Look, the first one, a fruit that my dad picked up on the beach, doesn't it look like a pineapple? But it's not a pineapple, I looked it up on the internet and it's a devil fruit..... The imitation, my dad said that it is estimated to be genetically modified, and it can't be eaten, I have been here for almost two years, and it has not deteriorated, it is estimated that there are too many additives! ”

Kaguya looked at the dark purple fruit with a dull face, and the corners of her mouth twitched.

"Bang bang! The second thing is this! A foreign woman threw it nearby, saying that she didn't have a chance to use it, out of sight and out of mind, I asked her what she was doing, she said that she didn't want to make a big sword, and she would change careers to become a fashion designer in the future, I said it was a pity to throw it away, and she said you want to take it. Speaking of which, people are quite beautiful. ”

Kaguya looked at the abstract pattern of a trident engraved on the sword, and pressed his temples without speaking.

"And this!"

Xiao Ming pointed to the golden box in the corner and said: "This is also what my father did, it is said that it was dug up in an ancient ruins in Greece, that ruins are very strange, with twelve palace-like buildings surrounding a statue of a god, it is said to be the idol of Athena, and in the top of the Papal Palace, there are several golden chests with exquisite armor!" This one, it's the relationship between the daddy, the Pisces armor, but it's better not to wear these armors, it's full of evil, a foreign friend of my dad wore the Gemini golden armor, and it didn't take long for him to be detected with a double personality and go crazy! Alas, there are really a lot of unsolved mysteries in ancient times! But I'll tell you, but some people say that this is the sanctuary in the Saint Seiya! Poof, I think these people are crazy about reading comics! ”

Kaguya nodded in a trance, "yes, crazy." ”

"Well, I guess there's anything more interesting..... Oh yes, how about this lightsaber? One-to-one high imitation star war lightsaber, press this button and there will be a pillar of light coming out, cutting wood and cutting iron are all cut in half, it's dizzy after a long time! ”

"This one, you see, a string of rosaries, it is said that it used to be tied to dogs, originally I also wanted to throw it, but then I thought that it is estimated that few people use prayer beads to tie dogs, which is quite unusual, so I will put it in this collection room."

Xiao Ming introduced with great interest: "Well, there is this, it was sent by my father, the stone mask, and it hasn't been hung up yet!" ”

Kaguya's three views were shattered, and he suddenly felt that this world was so dangerous!