Seeing this, Li Guanyu hurriedly stepped forward and held up the tall woman who fell straight to the ground. [Full text reading]

The tall woman was hugged by Li Guanyu's waist, and after her body stopped the decline, she squeezed out a smile and said, "Thank you!" ”

Li Guanyu just wanted to reply with a 'you're welcome' and then helped her up, only to hear a ...... in his ears Smack!

As soon as the cranial nerve received this voice, he heard a voice from the woman he was hugging at the waist...... Oops!

The two combined, their eyes drooped, and they immediately figured out the reason - the tall beauty's high heels were broken, and her ankles were also implicated. I think it was caused by Li Guanyu's unstable center of gravity due to Li Guanyu holding her obliquely.

Figuring out the reason, Li Guanyu hurriedly straightened her, and then sent her to the nearest chair. He was embarrassed and said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm ...... I didn't mean to. ”

Li Guanyu's expression was very embarrassed, because he didn't know that his good intentions would do bad things.

“…… Well, it's okay! The tall woman hurriedly waved her hand, held the pain and squeezed out a smile and said, "If it weren't for you, I would have been hurt even more." ”

Hearing what the woman said, Li Guanyu didn't know how to answer. Scratching his head in embarrassment, he said, "Uh... I think I'll have to go back to the dressing room first, I'm willing to take responsibility for your foot injury, you can come to me at any time. ”

After saying that, he walked briskly to the players' tunnel.

When he arrived at the players' tunnel, his teammates immediately swarmed him and teased him.

"Hey, Lee, do you know who you just hugged? Angelina Jolie, a beauty with a super sense of surname. I was even willing to drink her bath water. Stephen Jackson looked like a pig brother, rubbing around on Li Guanyu's hand, trying to kiss Julie Jolie's fragrance on Li Guanyu's hand.

"Lee, did you just take the opportunity to rub oil? I think you should move your right hand up another three inches so you can touch the soft marshmallows. In fact, if your left hand moves down two inches, you can touch her no-fly zone............ "Margeti is just as outrageous."

"Lee, if I were you, I would take the opportunity to ask for her phone number? Then ask her to dinner, and then ...... "Turyaf is also very impure.

"Boss, if I were you. I would spend three days getting her to bed and telling her to wear the company's basketball shoes every day, and that would definitely make a lot more visually than many, many outdoor ads. Rookie Stephen Curry also intervened.

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Among the many teasing voices, Li Guanyu's expression was very numb. He began to regret in his heart, why did I come to such a den of bandits? So why don't you have a good person?

When Li Guanyu slandered the warriors for not having a good person, old Nelson came over and patted Li Guanyu on the shoulder, and said very cautiously: "Angelina Jolie, it is worth collecting for a lifetime!" ”

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The head coach is like this, what else can Li Guanyu say? This Warriors team is a first-class gangster concentration camp at all, from top to bottom, there is no good stubble.

Well, Li Guanyu is starting to miss the pure animals in Miami.

Take a break in the locker room and head back to the pitch. When warming up, Li Guanyu found that Angelina Jolie did not leave, but kept looking at him with intriguing eyes.

What's going on? Did you seduce another one?

A wave of bad thoughts surged in Li Guanyu's heart, he was too confident in the miserable exercise of Qiangqi - it was simply an upgraded version of Viagra, and it was colorless, tasteless, and formless.

After the game started, the Lakers didn't know how, they completely gave up the inside line and passed the ball to the inside line one by one. Suddenly there was no defensive pressure, and Li Guanyu was also happy to be idle, constantly brushing all kinds of data.

Before the end of the third quarter, the statistics had been expanded to 18 points, 18 assists, 16 rebounds, 5 steals and 3 turnovers, which was almost history.

Drip! By the end of the third quarter, the Staples Arena fans were halfway through and they could no longer watch the team continue to rout. Yes, before the fourth quarter began, the Warriors had already surpassed 100, while the Lakers were still only 76.

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"18 points, 18 assists, 16 rebounds in the third quarter, well, while we can make a myriad of excuses for that, like this is just a preseason, the Lakers are barely defensively defending Lee in the third quarter...... However, this data is unprecedented in history. Those who suspected that Lee had fallen, you can delete those comments. I even think he's stronger than he was last season, he's more aggressive on his breakaways, he's more accurate in his passing, and he's getting more and more in the way he scores...... At least one thing I've figured out now is that even with a serious decline in physical fitness, Lee is still that dangerous Super-Lee! TNT narrator Kenny Smith said.

"Maybe Lee will win a 25+25+25 in this game! Tsk, let's calculate how much Coca-Cola will pay Lee for this game, shall we? First of all, 500,000 rebounds, 500,000 triple-doubles, various team history records, personal records, and team records. Well, Coca-Cola, are you sure Lee continues to go on this crazy and you guys won't go bankrupt? Reggie Miller teased the Coca-Cola Company.

"I don't know exactly how much Lee will get from Coca-Cola in this game, but I know very well that I lost $5,000 tonight." Charles Barkley was also calm, paused for a moment, and continued: "Lee should be the player with the highest appearance fee in the NBA now, right?" Even Kobe Bryant can't win a million dollars or even half a million dollars in a game. Tsk, is Coca-Cola going to raise its price because of this? So as to drive the price of peripheral products to rise together, and then trigger a global financial crisis? ”

"Uh...... I don't think Lee has the ability to cause a financial turmoil, right? Kenny Smith was a little dumbfounded by Charles Barkley's statement, he didn't think Li Guanyu's energy would be so great, after all, he was just a basketball player.

"Hmph... Anything is possible. "Senior Yumi Leiji Miller said this sadly, quite a bit of the style of a god stick.

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After the start of the fourth quarter, the game was still firmly in control of the rhythm of the Warriors, Li Guanyu still took what he wanted, and Vujasic, who claimed to blow Li Guanyu before the game, was fouled three times in a row by Li Guanyu on the court, and then sat on the bench like a chicken, showing the loneliness of a loser.

In the end, the game ended without waves, and Li Guanyu really did not disappoint his teammates who were bent on fulfilling his 20+20+20. In the end, he scored 25 points, 26 assists and 23 rebounds, which went down in NBA history.

At the end of the game, Li Guanyu ignored his teammates who were celebrating, but quickly ran to Kobe Bryant, who was blue-faced, and reminded him in a low voice: "Hey, Kobe, tell me, how will you win us by 68 points in the next game?" ”

When Kobe Bryant heard this, he withdrew his eyes that were staring at the '133:99' score, turned his head and looked at Li Guanyu very calmly, gritted his teeth and said word by word: "You will see that day." ”

"I'm looking forward to it." Li Guanyu smiled slightly, his expression was very serious.

After staring at each other for a while, the two laughed out loud almost at the same time, turning the characters away from their separate paranoia and into friends who cherish each other. Kobe Bryant stretched out his hand and beat Li Guanyu's chest and said, "Go to my house for dinner at night?" ”

"No, we'll have to go to Satmento early tomorrow morning." Li Guanyu shook his head.

"Well, goodbye, I'll keep in touch when I have time." Kobe Bryant made a phone gesture and walked to the locker room.

"Hmm!" Li Guanyu nodded, and silently sent this 'first person in the league', who was also an enemy and a friend, to slowly walk into the player tunnel.

When Kobe Bryant's figure completely disappeared from sight, Li Guanyu just wanted to turn around and leave. Cheryl Miller's familiar face came into view—"Lee, can you take my interview?" ”

"yes, okay." Li Guanyu nodded, and then said the updated advertising slogan: "The following interview is exclusively sponsored and supported by the three generations of Proud Immortal. ”

"Gree......" Cheryl Miller was stunned by this advertising slogan for a while before he came to his senses, and then continued to ask: "First of all, congratulations on winning this game and creating a statistic that can be called legendary. ”

"Thank you." Li Guanyu nodded and said, "This is thanks to the three generations of proud immortals, it is flawless and glamorous." ”

As soon as the familiar advertising slogan of "......" came out, Cheryl Miller was sluggish again, and after taking a deep breath to adjust the rhythm of his heartbeat, he continued to ask: "Before this game, Vujacic said that he wanted to teach you a lesson, may I ask you that this data was played because of his provocation?" I mean, if he wasn't provocative, wouldn't you be a little more low-key? ”

"Low-key? I've always kept a low profile, huh? Li Guanyu's face was full of surprise, as if he was listening to a term he had never heard before.

Forehead...... Are you still low-key? Everyone in the league is qualified to say that they are low-key, but you are not qualified.

Cheryl Miller sneered in her heart and asked, "Then does this god-like data have anything to do with his provocation?" ”

"Nope! I've never taken shit provocations seriously, and as you know, even God can have people who are upset with him, so I don't have to bother with the minions. In my eyes, they are no different from fart, not even fart. Li Guanyu said a sentence very calmly that shocked Cheryl Miller.

This one... Isn't this too hurtful to one's self-esteem? actually belittled Vujacic so much, although his strength is a little worse and his mouth is a little bigger, but he is also a person, right?

Cheryl Miller, who was shocked for a while before she recovered, continued: "Before the start of the season, people were pessimistic about your injury, and some even said that you would be completely ruined. Now I see that your game is obviously a little worse than last season's playoffs physical, but at times it has played a frenzied force that has exceeded the limits of people's imagination. What I want to know is, how far have you recovered? Or are you fully recovered? ”

"To what extent? It depends on how strong the opponent is, and I'm not willing to bow my head in front of anyone anyway. Li Guanyu said lightly.

"Oh!" Cheryl Miller nodded, and continued: "The first game of the regular season is the Warriors vs. the Heat, may I ask, do you have any special feelings about this game?" ”

"Feeling special? No, I don't want to lose anywhere. Still, I would tell some Miamitans that it was a mistake to give up on me in that way, no matter what they got out of it. When Li Guanyu said this, his eyes looked directly at the camera, as if he was talking to 'some Miami people' face to face.

At this time, Pat Riley, who was watching the live TV, couldn't help but feel nervous, and then turned off the TV directly, he was especially afraid to look directly at Li Guanyu's eyes full of anger. He understands the pain of a player being swept away, but it seems that he didn't have much choice at the time.

A player whose career was reimbursed by a doctor, and a popular fried chicken in the league like Zhongtian? Anyone would choose the latter.

"Okay, thank you for accepting my visit. See you Miami soon! Cheryl Miller put a professional smile on her face to the interview.

"Goodbye Miami."

Li Guanyu waved his hand and walked quickly to the locker room. But before he could get out of the court, he was grabbed by a soft and boneless hand. Looking back、Angelina Jolie。

"I have a party tonight, but I'm having trouble moving right now, can you give me there?" Angelina Jolie's request for words was very direct.

After Li Guanyu heard this, she originally wanted to refuse, but when she thought about it, her injury was caused by her own ineffective support. After hesitating for a while, he finally nodded and said, "Well, okay!" Let's go. ”

After speaking, he helped Angelina Jolie and slowly walked towards the player's tunnel under the surprised eyes of the audience......

"Hey, do you see? Lee and Angelina Jolie walked happily together, their backs fitting to be printed on the cover of any fairy tale book – the prince and princess lived without shame ever since......" screamed TNT narrator Kenny Smith.

"Uh... Well, Super-Lee's harem has added another tiger general, although she is a little older than Lee, but I believe that Lee will definitely nourish her with love like an eighteen-year-old girl! ”

"Tsk, I'm going to worship Super-Lee as a teacher, and I'm going to hook up with Hollywood actresses, even if it's to give me a ladygaga! Give me a ladygaga and I can create a nation too! "Charles Barkley has gone mad again, he has been so lonely that he is rusty and hungry.

"Is that name 'Cheap'?" Kenny Smith complained a little, and then quickly made an ending for this episode of the live broadcast - "Okay, welcome everyone to this episode......"

Before Kenny Smith could finish speaking, a bar chair slammed straight into his head...... Boom!

The key is to hear a bang, and a sentence is typed on the screen - violent fragments, harmony!

In the aftermath, countless fans poured into TNT's official website, expressing their indignation at the TV station's blocking of the most important footage and strongly demanding that Charles Barkley play again. Charles Barkley said he agreed in principle to the fans' request, but the headband gauze Kenny Smith flatly refused.

When Li Guanyu took Angelina Jolie into the players' tunnel, he happened to bump into Nelson Sr. So Li Guanyu hurriedly stepped forward to ask for leave: "Sir, I have to send this lady to a party, so I ............ tonight"

Before Li Guanyu finished speaking, Old Nelson nodded directly and said, "Okay, okay, no problem." ”

Seeing this, Li Guanyu didn't know whether to be happy or disappointed, but he still said: "Thank you!" ”

"Come on! I'm optimistic about you! Old Nelson waved his fist at Li Guanyu and Angelina Jolie and quickly walked away.

Looking at the fat body of old Nelson swaying away like a penguin, Angelina Jolie couldn't help laughing and said, "Your head coach is really an enlightened old man!" ”

"Well, he'll be happy with your assessment." Li Guanyu was bleeding in his heart when he said this, he had never seen such an irresponsible head coach.

Sending Angelina Jolie to the parking lot, Li Guanyu ran to take a shower again, and then ran back to the parking lot with the 'heartfelt blessings' of all his teammates, and then started Angelina Jolie's Lamborghini.

"Where?"

"A friend's house..."Angelina Jolie tilted her head, her expression suddenly a little strange, "to a women's party." ”

"Women's party?" When Li Guanyu heard this, he was stunned, and muttered in his heart - damn it, it's over, my energy is about to show my majesty again, I must have lost my footing again............

Seeing that Li Guanyu was a little cramped and uneasy, Julina Jolie couldn't help but giggle and said with relief: "It's okay, I won't let them tease you, and women won't tease the enthusiastic flower messengers." ”

"............" Li Guanyu was speechless, not knowing how to explain. What he was afraid of was not ridicule, but ridicule.

Under the guidance of Angelina Jolie, Lamborghini drove out of the bustling city, and after walking for a while on a winding mountain road, he finally found a brightly lit villa and drove straight in. Stopping the car in the parking lot, he helped Angelina Jolie slowly walk towards the brightly lit hall.

As soon as the two of them came to the hall, they immediately became the attention of the audience. And Li Guanyu was also shocked by everything in front of him, because all of them were female stars who often appeared in entertainment news.

"This is Li Guanyu, a basketball star. I sprained my foot, and he came to see it off for me. Angelina Jolie hurriedly helped to introduce.

Li Guanyu's eyes swept and he actually found an acquaintance - Miley Sellers.

Before Li Guanyu discovered Miley Cyrus, Miley Sellers discovered him early. And the reason why she didn't immediately run over to say hello was because she hadn't made a decision yet, and when this decision took shape in her heart, she immediately stepped forward and walked in front of Li Guanyu, took Li Guanyu's hand and slowly walked towards the female stars......

"This is Demilovato... This is Christina Aguilera...... This is Eliert...... This is Bessie Phillips... Is this Emma? Caulfield ...... This is Addison? Timlin... Is this Renee? Osdade ...... This is Megan ......"

Under the introduction of Miley Cyrus, Li Guanyu quickly became familiar with this group of glamorous female stars. And the female stars also began to adapt to Li Guanyu's existence, and the party continued after a burst of self-introduction, Li Guanyu was very shy and hid aside and drank quietly, he didn't know what he should do?

I don't know how long it took, the female stars who had had enough fun began to encourage Li Guanyu to go to the center of the venue to sing, urging for a while, but Li Guanyu didn't spoil everyone's interest, and quickly walked to the center of the venue. Sang a song from his idol – when-you-are-gone!

Li Guanyu's vocal range was originally very wide, and it was this golden voice that relied on this golden voice to pass all the way to the Happy Male Voice. And after practicing his energy, the male surname in his voice is a little more awe-inspiring, so this slightly sad song actually sang the same result as Avril under his play.

After the song, the audience applauded, and even two female stars secretly wiped two tears.

"One more song...... Another song......" Almost everyone is shouting at the top of their voices, which is much more exciting than listening to a concert......

Li Guanyu saw that it was difficult to resist the hospitality, and he no longer shirked. So I sang another song - she-is-gone!

The song is sung very moving, because the mood is in place. So almost every woman present was moved by this song, and everyone was guessing what kind of emotional trauma Li Guanyu had suffered, and sang two 'gone' songs in a row......

So, the women's sympathy overflowed, and after the song was finished, they began to salute Li Guanyu with wine, and reminded Li Guanyu loudly that "wine can heal all emotional wounds." ’

For the kindness of the female stars, Li Guanyu did not refuse. Although he doesn't have any emotional injuries - they are all TM upside down, where does he get his emotional wounds?

While the female stars were desperately trying to comfort Li Guanyu, Miley Sellers was secretly making small movements on the side, and she carefully put the white powder into the wine bottle......

After putting it away, he had an evil expression and muttered to himself: Sharapova and Vanessa Hudgins have already betrayed the organization, and I have to pull another group of people for the organization. Otherwise, wouldn't it be completely disadvantaged? Hmph, Selena Gomez, how could you possibly win me!

(To be continued)