Zhongman laughed and said, "The true colors of a man! ”

Ye Tianhang began to put away the lewd smile on his face after showing an expression of understanding, and asked: "I have something I have always wanted to ask you, seeing that you are fast with the ball on the court, are you practicing track and field?" How many 100 meters? ”

"I didn't practice athletics, so I had no interest in athletics. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info Because now our people can't win the 100-meter championship even if they practice to death, I'm very cheesy, if you can't do the best thing, you can't get the first place in the world, then there is no point in working hard for him, after all, it's so tired! As for my 100-meter speed, it seems to be 10.99 seconds, and I just participated in the 100-meter run at the school sports meeting not long ago! Zhongman looked up at the rising moon, and saw that it should be almost the end of school at this time.

Ye Tianhang shouted: "Wow, it's so powerful, then why are you so fast?" ”

Zhongman's face showed an indescribable expression, shy, proud and slightly embarrassed, he thought for a long time, and sighed:

"Hey, I don't really want to talk about it, but since you asked, then I'll confess. In fact, this is not a shameful thing. ”

"When I was in the third grade of elementary school, I had a fight with a dog, and the dog was the kind of wolf dog with a big mouth and drooling, which is common in the north. That day, I went to eat at my aunt's house, and after eating, I packed some vegetables and went home to eat. As I walked down the road, I noticed a wolf dog lying on the ground looking at me. I left without paying attention. Within 20 meters of walking, the dog suddenly ran up from behind and snatched my lunch box and ran away. I was stunned for more than ten seconds, what is the situation? I rubbed, such a bold dog thief, actually robbed Master Ben's delicious meal, I was very angry at the time. This dog is also very cheap, and if you rob it, you won't run far to eat, and if you run far, I won't have anything to do with it. It stands to reason that it wags its tail to me and pretends to be cute, so I'll give it to it.,But it chose the most direct way to grab it.。。 I can't tolerate that. Isn't this bullying Young Master Ben? This bullying calf has bullied me. I walked over slowly, crouched down and watched it eat, but the dog ignored me. It eats me and doesn't even look at me? Can you believe that it is so rampant? “

"Oh, this dog is kind of interesting, and then?"

"Okay, good. I just shook my hand and gave it a slap. Yes, you read that right, I just punched the wolfdog in the mouth. This dog was also confused at the time, thinking that this person didn't play cards according to the routine, and dared to beat a dog, which is really not a person! “

"You're a tenth-level dog? You get the idea! Ye Tianhang covered his stomach and smiled.

"Don't interrupt, listen to me!" Zhongman was dissatisfied with Ye Tianhang and glared at him.

"When the dog relented, he pounced on me and started a fight with me. The scene was particularly tragic. It's really dark, the sun and the moon are dark! My clothes were torn and I had the dog bite me twice. Damn, my little temper is getting angrier and angrier. There are more and more people around. There were still people there who were fooling and saying, 'Beat, can't you beat a dog alone?' What a shame! Someone next to him also said: "He is only a child of about ten years old, how can he have so much strength." He said it nicely, and I didn't see him come to my aid!"

Zhongman picked up the mineral water and took a sip of it and continued: "After I stood up, this dog still confronted me, brewing the next attack. At that time, I was also red-eyed, and I didn't care if it could understand people. And he said, 'You have a reason to rob me of food?' What are you going to do? The dog kept barking. I didn't understand what it was called, after all, I was not the same kind as it, and it was difficult to communicate. The person next to him probably looked confused, thinking about what??? Then I said, 'Cub we have to have one of us lie down today.' I'm going to kick it. It took about three minutes. The dog lay down and gasped, and I was too tired to do it. I guess it's the first time it's grabbed something to eat, and it's unlucky to meet me. The dog barked twice and ran away, don't say it, the four-legged one is fast. At the end of the road, I don't forget to look back, and the look in it should be: You wait for me, Uncle Bengou is not finished with you, I will look for my eldest brother! “

"With a happy mood and a smile of victory, I demonstratively sang such a song in front of a large crowd of onlookers.

The great river flows eastward

The stars in the sky are in the Big Dipper

Let's go, you have it, I have it all

When the road was uneven, he roared

Shoot when it's time to shoot

Wow, in Kyushu

Hey, hey, yes, hey, hey

When the road was uneven, he roared

Shoot when it's time to shoot

Wow, in Kyushu!

With this song, I silently disappeared in front of everyone. Brush off your clothes and go away, and hide your merit and fame! At the moment when my figure disappeared, there was a burst of applause behind me, and this applause lasted for a long time! “

"And then, did the dog find his eldest brother to give him a town?" Ye Tianhang asked with great interest.

Zhongman's face turned blue at this time, and he continued with anger in his eyes: "The next day, when I walked over there again, I saw that there were already more than a dozen dogs of various colors, sizes, and breeds. When I walked in, the yellow dog that had fought with me yesterday quickly got up and ran to a stronger black dog and barked, and I didn't know what to say, but I saw the dozen or so dogs stand up together, and under the leadership of the black dog, they approached me step by step. What am I to be afraid of so many dog thieves? I got a haircut, even though I had just cut a short haircut that day, which didn't distinguish it from a bald head. I yelled: 'Mom, help me, so many dogs are chasing me!' ’”

"Grass, I thought you were going to have a front anus, but I didn't expect you to be such a cowardly person, I despise you!" Saying that, Ye Tianhang made a gesture of contempt with two thumbs down!

"Don't say cool words, if it's you, you've already peed your pants!" Zhongman fought back.

"It was about two kilometers from there to my house, and I was running and overturning the debris on the side of the alley one by one, in a vain attempt to slow down the speed of the dog thieves chasing me, and it was with these things that I was able to run home smoothly. Damn, when I ran home, I cried when I saw my mother! Every day after that, I had to stage a heroic movie with these dogs, and after running like this for about a month, I found that I gradually did not need to use debris to slow down the speed of the dogs, and I could easily get rid of them. But that's not enough, I'm a dignified little man, and I didn't dare to fight back when I was chased by dogs, wouldn't this be a shame for us humans, so I've been trying to find a way to find these dogs for revenge! Finally, one day, I found an iron rod in my house that was 50 centimeters long and as thick as my own arm. I took this iron rod and slowly came out of the house, with a resolute expression on my face, and dragged it on the ground with a loud sound. ”

"When I came to the dogs, they were puzzled by my arrival, after all, I have seen them all rats and cats running faster than rabbits for more than a month. When they saw my confident smile, my resolute look, and especially the thick iron bar. The dogs whined, grabbed their tails and wanted to run! Is one of me the kind of people who let them run away easily? After chasing most of the village, I couldn't run, and then I yelled: Don't let me see you again, or I'll break your dog's legs! ”

"And then?"

"Then, Ben Gongzi went to the peak of dog life, and the dogs of the whole village didn't dare to yell at me anymore, every time I walked by! These dogs all have to carry their tails. Zhongman looked at Ye Tianhang with a sense of accomplishment when he said this, and said: "This is the reason why I am running extremely fast now, if you envy my speed and want to learn, I can go back to the village to discuss with them, but they can't do it themselves, so they can only let their children and grandchildren do it for them!" ”

"Go, I don't want to be embarrassed like you!" Ye Tianhang shot back with a smile.

"Puff ......" A girl's voice suddenly came from the side, I saw Liu Jing covering her mouth with her mouth and trying not to laugh out loud, when she saw them notice her, she squatted on the ground and covered her stomach and couldn't help laughing anymore, and said, "Zhongman, you ...... Ha ha...... Chased by dogs! Ha ha! It's fun! ”

Liu Jing's eyes have not yet been swollen because she had just been accidentally touched by Zhongman's breasts and cried, and Zhongman looked at her with some embarrassment after seeing it.

Liu Jing laughed enough, then stood up and walked to a remote corner of the balcony with a sigh. It turned out that she saw a lost mobile phone in the corner of the balcony, so she called Zhongman and Ye Tianhang over to take a look together, they studied the lower shell and pasted a line of words, "If you find it, please dial 1381010****" Liu Jing used this mobile phone to dial it, and the result was always busy.

Zhongman suddenly realized: "You are so stupid, this mobile phone is definitely not going to get through to yourself, we should use our own mobile phone to call, we can get through" Liu Jing nodded yes, when the mobile phone rang, Liu Jing and Zhongman were both very excited, and high-fived and celebrated: "We are really geniuses!" ”

However, after the high-five, Zhongman and Liu Jing suddenly realized that something was wrong......

Ye Tianhang looked at him like an idiot, and thought: How brainless does this have to be to find out the truth of the matter! But when he saw Liu Jing's sunny and innocent beautiful face, she still pursed her mouth slightly at this time, thinking about what was wrong, her heart seemed to be electrified, this may be the legendary call with Liu Jing, right? Ye Tianhang, who has never been in love, finally grew up at this moment......

When Liu Jing left, she smiled at Ye Tianhang's slightly, and took away his three souls and seven spirits, and looked at her slowly away with demented eyes.

Zhongman also noticed Ye Tianhang's abnormality, and deliberately teased him: "How is it, are you in love with her?" ”

"She, who is she? Is there such a cute and sunny girl in the world? I ......" Ye Tianhang was already so excited that it was difficult to express his feelings normally at the moment.

"Haha, she is a class flower in the first class, called Liu Jing!"

Bell bell bell ...... When the school bell rang, Zhongman told Ye Tianhang this information and left. And Ye Tianhang was also immersed in Liu Jing's beauty and couldn't extricate himself, and another infatuated boy was born!