Chapter 249: Zhao Jie is my girlfriend
After all, he is a local tyrant, and when he swiped his card in Allure, he directly changed Yan's mother to a senior ward. However, because it was too sudden, the hospital was not ready, after all, there were few Zhongzhou hospitals that could do this kind of major surgery, and Yan's mother's body also needed to recuperate for a few days.
After paying the operation fee, Allure said goodbye to Yan Ruyu and Yan's mother, and left the hospital with Li Nian and others.
"Are you sure?" As soon as he walked out of the hospital, Li Nian asked.
"Well, I'm sure she's not Feng Yuqing."
"No, although I'm not very familiar with Feng Yuqing, I remember that she looks exactly the same as Yan Ruyu!"
Hearing Allure's words, Gao Liang was also very shocked.
"That is, it stands to reason that in addition to the twins, there can't be such similar people, could it be like in the TV series, the female pig's foot family fell into the middle of the road, and encountered a car accident, although she saved her life, but lost her memory, so I don't know you."
The mouse also used his wonderful imagination to help Allure conceive a twisty and bizarre love story.
"Definitely not, maybe you didn't pay attention, there was a family photo at the head of Yan's mother's bed, the girl in the photo is only fourteen or fifteen years old, and she looks very similar to her mother, which shows that she and Feng Yuqing are completely two people. Okay, don't talk about her, thank you for taking such pains to help me, since it's an empty joy, then I won't stay in Zhongzhou, I've asked the assistant to help me book a plane ticket for tomorrow, if you're free, come to me in the East China Sea. ”
"Well, then I wish you a nice journey."
Allure is a proud man after all, and even if he is sad at the moment, he will not reveal it in front of him. Like a wounded lion, he needs a private space to lick his wounds.
"Hey. This is the most infatuated local tyrant I have ever seen. ”
Looking at the lonely figure when Allure left, Gao Liang said with some sympathy.
"yes. If I had so much money, I wouldn't even have to get married, all kinds of women, tall, short, fat, thin, white, big-breasted. Long-legged people, singing, dancing, workplace, nightclubs, changing them all a day, all over again. ”
"Damn, I still believe what the mill said, as for you. Forget it, this body, if you last for less than a month, it is estimated that you will become a dry corpse. ”
As soon as Yang Zi's words spoke, he was despised by Gao Liang.
"Yes. Don't spoil people, the women you have touched don't know how to marry in the future. After a blind date, people asked her, have you ever had a man? ”
"Yes."
"There have been men who want me to have a car and a house. You're not sick. ”
"Although there were, I still deal with it."
"Are you a bad pen when you are Lao Tzu? There have been men or virgins! ”
"The outside three centimeters are old, but the inside is all new."
Hear these two bickering. Li Nian and Gao Liang could only be bystanders, occasionally laughing at the scene.
Sending the three of them back, Li Nian drove back alone.
It's a pity that I was stopped by the traffic police when I walked to Chengdong Road.
Only then did he remember that he had drunk wine in the afternoon, although it was beer, and it had been four or five hours, but the alcohol detector could still detect it.
After rolling down the window, the traffic police saluted politely, "Sir, please show your driver's license." ”
Li Nian didn't dare to say anything, and directly handed him the driver's license.
After looking at his driver's license, he didn't find any problems, the traffic police returned his driver's license to him, and when he was about to leave, he suddenly saw a few cases of beer in his back seat.
"Please turn off the engine and get out of the car and blow the breathalyzer."
Ma Dan, it's all to blame for this guy in Allure, he has to buy so much wine, it's good, he was arrested.
Although Li Nian did not feel any discomfort, the reading detected by the alcohol detector was 42, which was considered drunk driving.
"Sir, you are suspected of drunk driving, please come with me to the traffic police team for a blood test."
"I just had a little beer, and it's been almost five hours, so forget it." While talking, he stuffed 1,000 yuan into the traffic policeman, if it goes to the traffic police force, in addition to the fine, the driver's license will have to be retested.
"Sir, please respect our traffic police." After speaking, he picked up the walkie-talkie and prepared to ask his colleagues to come over to help.
I damn it, they all say that the people in the traffic police force are very dark, how to let yourself meet a righteous person, and blame yourself, I already knew to spend 100 yuan to find a substitute driver.
When his colleague came over, it would be troublesome, and Li Nian quickly hung up his walkie-talkie.
"Sir, your behavior just now is suspected of obstructing the traffic police law enforcement, if you don't cooperate again, I will apply for compulsory enforcement."
"No, no, comrade traffic police, give me a chance, I promise that there will be no next time."
"That's the same thing for all the people I caught, it's not me talking about you, even if you don't think about your own safety, you have to think about the safety of others. Just yesterday, at this intersection, a speeding off-road vehicle lost control and rushed to the sidewalk and crashed into a stroller, the baby in the guide car died on the spot, the mother was pulled to the hospital, the rescue was ineffective, and the death was also announced, and when the investigation was carried out, it was found that the driver was drunk and driving, and the blood alcohol content reached 280, according to himself, when he finally got off the bridge, he couldn't even open his eyes, you say, this is not murder What is! ”
"Yes, yes, but I really only drank a little beer, and it didn't affect me at all for five hours."
"Whether it has an impact or not is not up to you, let's go, come with me to the traffic police force."
"Don't go to the traffic police force."
"If you don't go, I'll call the police car."
"Don't, don't, I'm afraid that Officer Zhao will beat me up when I get there." Li Nian's eyes were full of bones, and he thought about it.
"Officer Zhao? Which Officer Zhao? ”
"Zhao Jie."
"What, do you know Captain Zhao?"
"Know, know, we know each other very well."
"Very familiar, very familiar that she will be older than you, besides, she has been transferred away now."
"Hehe, I know she has been transferred to the criminal police team, mainly she is my girlfriend, I am afraid that she will beat me after knowing that I am drunk driving."
"Just you? Captain Zhao's boyfriend? ”
Hearing Li Nian's words, the traffic policeman looked incredulous.
No way. Is Lao Tzu so rubbing, what kind of expression do you have!
"Of course. You see, here's our picture. ”
As he spoke. While unlocking the phone, I opened the photo album and found a photo from inside. That photo was taken last time I went to the mountain military base to pick up the car, the two were very close, and Li Nian's lustful hand stopped on Zhao Jie's neck, taking advantage of it.
Despite all kinds of disbelief, the traffic police still accepted this fact, and the police flower recognized by the traffic police team has become famous, and it is the one in front of him who is wearing shorts and a T-shirt. Unshaven man.
"Okay, since you are Captain Zhao's boyfriend, I will let you go this time, remember not to take an example, drunk driving is not only irresponsible for yourself, but also irresponsible for others, and even more irresponsible for the captain!"
"Got it, it won't be next time, I'll invite you to drink another day. Of course, let Zhao Jie drive. ”
Before leaving, Li Nian didn't forget to pretend to be forced.
"Okay, if you can. I also hope that Brother Li will say a few more kind words for me. ”
"Definitely, definitely."
There are people in the DPRK and China who are good officials, this is the status quo of officialdom, and the efforts of 3,000 are not worthy of the good words of the leaders.
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Back home. Li Nian began to practice the Taiyi Heart Sutra, and after returning from the bar, he was too busy. He hadn't had time to think about the last fight, though he wasn't sure. But 90% of the things that made me stronger were related to the Taiyi Heart Sutra that Lao Tao sold to him.
Could it be that if you have taken shit luck, someone would sell you a real god-level martial arts cheats book for 1 million???
After thinking about it for a long time, Li Nian simply didn't think about it anymore, he cultivated seriously first, and when he finished his work, he would call Lao Dao and ask if it would be clear.
After practicing for more than two hours and running for a small week, he took a shower, and then began to look for the business card, and finally found it under the coffee table.
"Stinky boy, what are you calling me for, do you want to pay it back?"
As soon as the phone was connected, the voice of the Xuanxu Daoist came.
"Damn, you didn't save my number, how do you know it's me?"
"Old Dao, my mana is strong, and I know it's you kid when I pinch my fingers."
"Bragging, then you calculate for me what the number of two-color balls will be tomorrow night, I'll buy 100 bets, and I won't share half of you."
"You kid is really greedy, buy 100 notes, if you buy 100 notes, the winning number will definitely change."
"And how did you know it was me calling?"
"Because of the old way, I have three numbers stored on my phone, and there are only four people who know my number."
"Okay, I called you to ask about the Taiyi Heart Sutra."
"Don't you say that I almost forgot, you haven't given me the money to buy the book, when are you going to give it to me?"
"Look at you, just talk about money with one mouth, it's really a shame for your identity as a Taoist, this time we won't talk about money, just talk about fate, since you are willing to give me this secret book, it means that you have taken a fancy to my piece of material, and you can be regarded as my master, since you are a master, you can't look at me as a wild man."
"If you want to ask anything, just ask, don't beat around the bush to pull the relationship, you want to recognize me as a master, I also want to see if you are really talented, after all, your eyes are as clear as me, and there are times when you are distracted. How many levels have you gotten to it? ”
"It's only on the second floor."
He hadn't paid much attention to it before, so progress was slow.
"The second layer? Okay, but how long do you need to run a small Sunday now? ”
"It's going to be two hours."
As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a clangling sound from the other end of the phone.
Because Lao Dao listened to his answer, he was taken aback, the old hand trembled, and the phone fell to the ground.
"What's wrong with you?"
"It's okay, it's okay, are you sure you only need 2 hours?"
"Not sure."
"Not sure, you're bluffing me?"
"No, it's about an hour when it's running at full capacity, and it's about two hours under normal circumstances."
"An hour?? If that's the case, you're really an out-and-out genius, a once-in-a-century encounter, oh no, a once-in-a-millennium genius, Lao Dao, I was called a martial arts wizard by my master, and I spent more than a year cultivating, and it takes at least 10 hours for a small week, and your kid has been practicing for less than 2 months, and you can run a small weekday in less than two hours, which can be called a genius among wizards! ”
"Don't praise me, if you continue to praise me, I will be complacent, if I go crazy, but I will blame you all."
"Yes, yes, you must pay attention to calmness in practice, devote yourself physically and mentally, and it will come naturally, and you must not force a breakthrough, that is a very dangerous thing."
"Boy, I've been taught, by the way, I called you this time to ask, what is the use of this Taiyi Heart Sutra, before I fought by brute force, with one enemy and two improvised, more than two people will not work, but last time I went to drink, more than a dozen thugs surrounded me, and they were still holding knives, I was able to beat them all down, and I myself couldn't understand why, at the beginning of the fight, my body was not under my own control, like a machine qì people, they would move and make moves on their own, and their movements became very slow in my eyes, It's very slow, and my body will come up with different tricks depending on the actual situation, and it will take them all down in less than 10 seconds. ”
"You said that this situation is very peculiar, only by practicing kung fu to the realm of transformation, can it be possible to be like a machine, always on guard, and see the moves. But you kid has only been practicing for less than two months, and I believe that I believe that if you can practice the Taiyi Heart Sutra to the transformation realm in two months, it will be too appalling. As the scriptures say, if there are sentient beings who suffer from disease and disease, they can burn incense and recite the holy name to see that the disease retreats and gains peace; If there are sentient beings wading across the rivers and seas, and the waves are frightened, and the fish and dragon want to be hurt, they can recite the holy name in their minds, so that they can reach the shore without harming them; If there are sentient beings who are thunderbolts, storms and storms are frightened, but when they recite the holy name, their spirits will be clear and their souls will not move; If there are sentient beings in the mountains and forests who are injured by insects, snakes, birds and beasts, but when they think about reciting the holy name, they feel blessed by their true qi. No pain and no injury, the birds and insects retreat by themselves, and dare not come to harm; If there are men and women who seek immortals and become monks at home to nourish their lives and nourish their lives, but when they recite the holy name and look at this sutra, they will attain the perfection of their deeds and ascend to heaven in the daytime, if there are sentient beings. ”
"Whether the cultivation of the Taiyi Heart Sutra can ascend to heaven in the day and become an immortal is unknown to the old way, but after cultivating this Sutra, it is true that King Kong is not bad. You kid has a lot of suspicions, if you can, take the time to come to Wudang Mountain, let Lao Dao carefully observe the scene when you practice, only by understanding your situation, I can teach according to your aptitude, and Wudang Mountain is a Taoist holy mountain, with a strong aura, which can greatly improve your cultivation speed. ”
"Alright then, I'll go over when I have time."
"Remember to bring the money with you when you come."
"Hey, you old way, I just had a good impression of you in my heart, but it's good, it's all gone."
"You kid is really not satisfied, such an important Taoist secret book, as long as you have 1 million, the same as the one given for nothing, you still want to owe money and not pay it back, originally said that when you have practiced your mental method, I will sell you the Ten Slaps of the Dragon Descending and the Dugu Nine Swords, now it seems that I have to think twice." (To be continued......)