(On the second day of the Occupy Week Push General List, please continue to support the brothers, the sword guard may have to force it to finish the shelves, please brothers must keep the monthly pass for me, don't be ashamed, let's let them run first, and then enjoy the fun of catching up.) ）

Liu Yang mentioned exchange students, Li Huan remembered that Li Jing told him that Li Bing was going to come to the University of Munich as an exchange student, picked up the mobile phone and looked, sure enough, it was Li Bing calling, and suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, fortunately it was only Liu Yang who just came in, not Liu Yang and Li Bing, otherwise there would be a mess to see, he calmed down and said to Vana: "Drink Pu'er tea, now I invite you to taste the Pu'er stewed pork ribs and Pu'er tea porridge I made." ”

Wana was surprised and said, "Can this tea still be used for pork ribs?" ”

"Of course you can, China eats everything, and you Germans can't catch up with it."

Liu Yang said: "This is the tea from me, this is more than 2,000 tea bricks, it's really a waste for foreigners to drink." ”

Li Huan said lightly: "It's even worse in your place, you drink tea is a cow eating peonies, burning the qin and boiling cranes." ”

Pu'er stewed pork ribs are made by slowly steaming pork ribs in Pu'er tea soup. It is top-notch with rock sugar and salt. Germans have always liked to eat pork, although Li Huan's craftsmanship is not very good, but it has made Wana very happy, in terms of cooking skills, Europe is indeed not comparable to China's thousands of years of food culture.

After eating, Li Huan thought that Wana would leave, after all, there was an outsider at home, in this case, Chinese girls are often soft-skinned, even if they are willing to have a surname relationship with their beloved man, they will choose other suitable times, but Wana actually has no intention of leaving, sitting next to Li Huan and chatting with Liu Yang Li Huan, at this time, there are a lot of inappropriate shots for Chinese children on the German TV that are bored to open, which makes Liu Yang's face red, but Wana turns a blind eye, as if she didn't see a glance, made Li Huan and Liu Yang eye-opening and yuhuo burned themselves.

Li Huan said to Liu Yang in Chinese dissatisfied: "You kid can't come back an hour late." Disturb me with the good things that invigorate the prestige of the country. ”

"Is an hour enough? If I had come back in the middle of your thirst for death, wouldn't you vomit blood even more? Liu Yang said.

"Then what's the vomiting of blood, it's done, I don't believe you can still cheer me on the spot." Li Huan said disdainfully.

"Is it because of the water and soil, after coming abroad, your silver index has greatly improved, and it is estimated that it has seriously exceeded the standard now, anyway, the scourge is the Fanbang barbarians, and I will not criticize you from the height of morality, as long as you don't become perverted." Liu Yangdao.

"I'm already perverted when I see you today, be careful that your juju flowers are not guaranteed at night."

Liu Yang hurriedly smiled and said: "I see that Brother Huan Yuhuo can't distinguish between male and female, although I disturbed your good deeds, but that girl is no longer ready to leave, you can use it if you want." ”

"You and I are like you, the surname of the beast is big regardless of time and place, there is no mood, zuo love is a two-way communication between ** and emotion, it is a physical need and a spiritual satisfaction......"

Wana watched the two muttering in Chinese, put her arms around Li Huan's shoulders and asked, "What are you two discussing?" ”

Li Huan smiled and said: "Talking about the [***] beauty on TV." ”

"This is an advertisement for surname supplies, what is there to discuss." Wana was puzzled, she certainly didn't know that it was not allowed in China, for fear of polluting children and teenagers.

Liu Yang said embarrassedly: "Discuss her figure." Immediately said to Li Huan in Chinese: "Brother Huan, I can't stand it, I'd better go out and stay in a hostel." ”

"Bullshit, foreign girls are not afraid, what are you afraid of, you actually embarrass Chinese men, you sleep with your sleep, we sleep with us, as long as you don't peep, people who disturb other people's good things don't have *** no pleasure, impotence and premature ejaculation are incompetent."

"I can't stand you two dogs and boys." Liu Yang said goodnight to Wana and went back to his house to sleep.

Li Huan insisted until Wana finished watching two episodes of soap operas, and said with a smile: "Shouldn't we rest?" ”

Wana seemed to be thoughtful, nodded and gratitude, Li Huan turned off the TV and hugged Wana into his bedroom, Li Huan was thinking about what ingenious method to use to let the beauty undress without a trace. Wana suddenly said with an apologetic expression: "Li, I'm sorry, I'm still a virgin." ”

Li Huan was stunned for a moment, like a basin of cold water poured down, he is not a man who likes to use force on women, besides, Germany is a country with a legal system, he can't have a relationship with her against a woman's wishes, Li Huan said lightly: "Nothing, I can go over there and live with my friends, you can sleep here with confidence, I am a gentleman." ”

After saying that, Li Huan turned around to leave, and Wana said sadly: "Do you really dislike me for being a virgin?" ”

Li Huan was surprised and said, "Why do I dislike you as a virgin?" It's harder to find an 18-year-old virgin in China than an 18-year-old director. ”

"Because I won't make you happy, I want you to help me get the happiness of the surname, and many German boys don't like to have sex with virgins."

Li Huan was stunned, and there was this custom, and said: "How can I dislike you as a virgin, Chinese men have a virgin complex, and they want their women to be virgins, and many men divorce because their wives are not virgins." ”

Wana's eyes widened in surprise, "Really, there is such a thing?" Is it that you Chinese men have an inferiority complex? Worried that your surname is too poor, you think that virgins are the best to deal with, because virgins can't judge how good or bad your kung fu is in bed. ”

Li Huan almost vomited blood and died, he hated to dissect this German girl to see what their brains were structured, how could he say such a theory, he hugged Wana and said: "I think you are completely wrong, don't think that German men are big, China also has super men, Chang Yu's guy can turn the paulownia wheel, Ximen Qing has a donkey big license, I will slowly let you know what is ** stacked, what is called the golden gun does not fall." ”

Who would have thought that Wana smiled happily when she heard this, hugged Li Huan's neck, and said affectionately: "Although I am a puritan, God says that surnames are the most beautiful thing in the world, I hope to try it with my favorite people, although I am a virgin, but I also know some skills, I will try my best to make you happy." ”

Li Huan couldn't cry or laugh, he didn't want to talk nonsense with this German girl anymore, if he said it again, he was worried that he would be impotent, but there was no emotion, how could a Chinese woman be ashamed to answer half push and half be more tempting.

"Okay, let's be happy and die together."

Li Huan wanted to turn off the light, but was stopped by Wana, she licked her rich lips and said, "Don't you want to see my body?" ”

At this moment, the little German virgin immediately showed her slut-like seduction, Li Huan couldn't bear it anymore, and shouted in her native language, "Fuck." He hugged Wana and fell on the bed.