When the landlord, Uncle John, greeted Chen Yier, Chen Yier instinctively didn't want to deal with it, because he couldn't save face before, he wanted to deal with the landlord, and then agreed, but Uncle John actually took Chen Yier to "read the film". Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

At this time, I have to say that England is really a corrupt country.

At least in the mouth of Uncle John, a know-it-all, those household routines in the neighborhood are really quite "proficient", Chen Yier turned around slightly stiffly, and showed a rather "bright" smile.

"Aha, Brother John, morning...

When Chen Yier said this, he was ashamed, but there was no way, Uncle John had a young heart, if Chen Yier didn't call him big brother, he would be unhappy, what would he do if he was unhappy? (When I think of a certain president who once made a pig, I'm a capital suit.) ）

Chen Yier couldn't think about it.

Squeezed out of his duty room with difficulty, Uncle John grabbed a bag of potato chips in one hand, and walked in front of Chen Yier with a nonchalant face, the T-shirt could no longer cover his big belly, Chen Yier always felt that his eyes were hot and painful.

"Be temperate! Youngster. ”

The corners of Chen Yier's mouth twitched, I don't know why, I was able to keep up with this Uncle John's channel, but at this time, Chen Yier's heart was broken, and he wanted to roar angrily, neurotic!

"John ... Eldest brother... I just came back from training! ”

Chen Yier suppressed his anger a little, and he also stayed in England for a while, and he probably understood that a gentleman is a gentleman in the bright sense, and the other is...

All in all, Uncle John was a gentleman, or so he called himself.

Uncle John was stunned for a while, and then slapped Chen with a fat pig hand full of greasy potato chips, and laughed loudly and heroically: "That's right, that's right, I just told you that training shouldn't be too hard!" That's what it means! That's right! ”

Clenched his fists, Chen Yier already felt intolerable, okay! Taking a deep breath, Chen Yier was already planning a showdown, this place was good, but this person was too sick and had to move out.

"John the Great ... Brother, it's like this... I! ”

Just as Chen Yier was thinking about the wording, suddenly Uncle John shouted loudly, as if he was singing.

"Oh! Eva! Eva! My lovely beautiful sexy daughter! ”

Covering his forehead, Chen Yier didn't believe that this ghost had any beautiful daughter! But out of politeness, I plan to say hello and move out cleanly!

First of all, what caught Chen Yier's eyes was a pair of slender legs, then Chen Yier saw hot close-fitting shorts, then a perfect mermaid line, and finally an unfathomable ditch.

The long golden hair was scattered on her shoulders, the pearl-like teeth were subtly exposed, and the beautiful big eyes flashed one after another, and there seemed to be something painted on her face, but Chen Yier had no interest in distinguishing it, Chen Yier couldn't help but move his gaze down again, as if he wanted to explore the unfathomable ditch.

"Shut up, you old pervert!"

Unceremonious voice, and then incense, Chen Yier raised his head again, it was a look with a danger signal, the corners of her mouth were slightly upturned, and there seemed to be a warning hidden in her tone: "Have you seen enough?" Gremlin! ”

Chen Yier was stunned, and then saw the chick twisting her ass and walking to her room.

"Hey, Chen, my daughter, are you interested?"

Uncle John bumped Chen Yier with his shoulder, and his eyes showed a kind of gaze that all men understand, this gaze was very direct, very naked-naked, which made Chen Yier feel that what was looking at him at this time was a hungry wolf with bright eyes.

"Uh, this! I'm afraid! Well! I've been training a lot lately, yes, Big John! Train a lot, me. ”

Chen Yier was a little incoherent, in fact, Chen Yier was still a little skeptical, this girl was not born to Uncle John, but looking at the sparse blonde hair on Uncle John's head, it still seems to be a little convincing!

"Hey, you football players, it's the most confusing, you don't know it! Some time ago, a Premier League player, which team I forgot, called 20 beauties together... Also, you Sunderland, last year, the whole team recruited in winter... Ahem. ”

Looking at Uncle John's look that he knew everything, Chen Yier was obviously a little confused, he didn't have much chance to go out in La Masia, and he had little money, and some teammates were more precocious at that time, but they were not very familiar with Chen Yier.

Chen Yier's life is still quite simple, he doesn't like to eat some junk food like Messi (changed later. Of course, Pique has a girlfriend who still makes Chen Yier quite jealous, but Pique is a religious and still very well-behaved.

"Oh? Have it? I don't know, and I won't go! ”

Thinking of this, Chen Yier became serious, there is no shortage of geniuses in La Masia, but there are too many geniuses who fall halfway, some are unrestrained, some are injured, and some are lazy.

The career in football is short, and Chen Yier doesn't want to leave any regrets.

"It seems that Chen still doesn't know the fun! I have some saucers here, ahem, treasure! ”

Chen Yier felt very strange, Uncle John seemed to be very special to him, but Chen Yier didn't know what was special about him.

"Alright, alright! I'll get straight to the point! Chen, you are so cunning! It's true! ”

Uncle John looked like he had been defeated by you, and said loudly to Chen Yier, which made Chen Yier feel very depressed, after training, he was tired and half dead, you peestered me so much, I was very annoying!

"So be it! I can create opportunities for you, and for my daughter, and I can give you, some of my treasures, and... Baby! ”

Uncle John squeezed his eyebrows and made the corners of Chen Yier's mouth twitch a little.

"But, some of your Eastern medicines, can you give them to me? For example, the scenery wall is mended (the golden gun does not fall), and the wasteland is guilty (the Yellow Emperor's Neijing). ”

Chen Yier was stunned, Chen Yier had studied his motherland, but he really didn't understand these things.

"Don't lie to me, Chen, I know, you have an emperor who can have three thousand maids, and what's more, the golden gun doesn't fall or something, I've been coveting it for a long time! But I never knew any Chinese, and those tiger whips and the like were great. ”

Old driver, absolute old driver, but Chen Yier really doesn't know what to say, it's because the tiger whip wine in China is very effective, and then this uncle thinks that everything else is true?

Chen Yier politely took Uncle John's hand away, and then walked towards his room, but Uncle John didn't know where to see that Chen Yier was reluctant to give it because he had the goods, so he muttered loudly

"Chen, Chen! I know the agent! My daughter was great too! Learn what sports care or do! Old! Thinking about it! ”

Closing the door and blocking all the noise behind him, Chen Yier remembered at this time, right! I look like I'm planning to move out!

A knock on the door sounded "knock, knock, knock".

Chen Yier frowned, his patience had reached the limit.