Tutor Xu Mo, can you guess why I invited you to the principal's office?

Four days after the first lecture, that is, the day before the weekend, I was invited by the president of the college to the president's office to make coffee, for which the president of the college also specially wrote a letter of invitation with great affection, and I believe that the general public also knows that if your boss suddenly talks politely to you one day, it is estimated that the day when you fall down will not be far away.

Leaving aside these unsubstantiated examples, take my junior high school tutor as an example, when I was in a Catholic school, the tutor often talked about the headmaster inviting so-and-so to make coffee during class, and without exception, the people who were invited to the headmaster's office would be upset later.

Of course, my junior high school teacher also won the bid during my three years of study, because the head of the statue of the Virgin Mary in the courtyard of the school was twisted off by the male students in my class to be used as a basketball slam dunk......

Ahem, it's too far away, anyway, let's focus on the headmaster of the academy in front of me for the time being.

The headmaster's question was not difficult to answer, since I must have made some mistake that was not in line with my superiors' preferences when I was called to make coffee, and if I wanted to find out what I had done recently, I only had to work backwards from what I had done recently.

Uh, take the students in class to catch frogs, and stuff the magic crystal into the chrysanthemum to detonate it to cause panic among the middle students?

Uh-huh? The rector of the college was noncommittal, and it did not seem to be the case.

Hmm, occupy the atrium of the school building during the lunch break to hold a concert?

You're guilty of that incident. The principal of the academy pushed the glasses of the old woman with triangular eyes on his face, and said sharply: It is a good thing to cultivate students' decision-making ability and tacit understanding with their peers, but this can't change the fact that you disturb people's peace, no, I suddenly feel that this should also be counted as one of your mistakes, what kind of little apple did you let the students play at that time, everyone who listened to it was stupid for a long time, humming a red little face all day long, and letting the sun rise for you every day, If it weren't for the fact that the magic experts in the courtyard had supervised that there were no traces of spell casting during the concert, you would not just be sitting in the principal's office, but would be locked up in a prison in the city.

I scratched my nose, I chose the song Little Apple just out of a bad taste, but I didn't expect that the other world had never been exposed to this kind of saliva song here, and the audience was immediately brainwashed after the song, and the impact of Little Apple on the other world was not just an ordinary cultural difference, but the so-called culture shock.

Thinking of this, I can't help but secretly rejoice, fortunately, I didn't choose the most dazzling national style with more power, with the resistance of the aliens to brainwashing songs, if I really sing the most dazzling national style in the future and enter the battle scene between the two armies, I am afraid that the people on both sides will instantly stop their hand movements, shoulder to shoulder and sing with me, the idea of Datong in the story of the time and space fortress to save the world with songs is no longer a dream......

I'm sorry, but I'll think about it carefully before I tweet it next time. I'm not scared of being detained from the concert, what really worries me is what the heroes under my command might do if they really do this.

Luckily for Diana, this paladin who believes in her heart is at most running to rob the prison alone, and before she is forced to rob the prison, she is likely to run around to find a way to appeal, and when she is done with these things, I think I will almost be released.

If the subject is replaced by Cyno, the situation may be a little bad, and one of the possibilities of Cyno, who is in charge of the Demon King's Partition, is to come alone like Diana and make the people of the commercial city recall the name of the slayer after killing rivers of blood.

As for the other possibility, I am afraid that Cyno directly carried the banner and led a large number of undead armies (mostly skeletons, corpse eaters and other low-level troops) to invade the commercial city, and then also killed him in a river of blood, and finally I occupied the city as the demon king and ascended the throne and began to officially conquer the world.

In order to urge me to become a true demon king who burns, kills, plunders, and wakes up on the knees of a drunken beauty to take charge of the world, I suddenly feel that the most likely method for Cyno is the latter, this loyal headless horseman has long eaten my personality, not to mention anything else, even I feel that if this happens, there is a high chance that I will catch the duck on the shelf.

Beatrice, let's not talk about her, this fake young girl will come to rob the prison, but before that, all the prisoners except me, including the jailers, will die, if you exaggerate a little more, Beatrice may poison the water source in the city, but no matter what kind of disaster it causes, I am sure that I will survive in the end.

Luvica ...... I have to admit that I can't figure out this Seraphic Angel now, and she may be calm when she hears the news that I am imprisoned, and then wait for the book in my hand to finish reading and then come down from the sky to urge me to draft, the conclusion is that this thing will also come to rob the prison, of course, the other situation is more tragic, the name of the Battle Angel is destined to be impossible to erase no matter how I use human emotions to corrupt Luvica, and after losing my limiter, Luvica was finally able to carry out her long-awaited annihilation battle on the Big 6.

I suddenly had a bad chill, combined with the actions of the above-mentioned dangerous people, it seems that I can't be locked up anyway, although I don't care about myself, but other tricks that I have never known will have to fall into the frieze.

Headmaster, this already sounds very strict, but it still doesn't seem to be the main reason why you came to me. Looking back, I made a lot of mistakes this week because of various brain extractions, and it seems that this sermon will not end in a short period of time.

Seeing that I looked reflective, the principal of the college finally nodded with satisfaction, and according to the old routine, he pushed out a huge cardboard box from the sand, and the contents inside were self-evident, naturally full of white envelopes: Thanks to your self-knowledge, these are the reports I received about you this week.

It's a lot more than I imagined, I'm sorry, I'm reflecting. I was embarrassed, sure enough, the profession of a teacher is not a big reason or a sharpening gun, I can barely go through the first few classes, but when my head can't squeeze out the inspiration for the lecture, all I can do is take the students to catch frogs and other stupid things that have nothing to do with the curriculum.

Actually, these are nothing, but the real reason I called you here was when you had a big concert in the costume design class on the first day of class. The principal of the academy shook his head bitterly, and slapped his palm on the table in anger: "I don't deny that you asked someone to perform this act, but you actually let her talk to each other, this is a great blasphemy against music!"

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