0069 The Year of the Brain-Dead

Looking through the mirror, I'm going to go there.

The two girls fell asleep with their heads together, sleeping, sleeping, sleeping......

Stopped the car and yelled at the back: "It's dawn!" ”

The two of them didn't react, and in an instant, there were thousands of grass and mud horses galloping in their hearts, and they called me out to eat, but the two of them actually fell asleep in the car......

Open the door, get out of the car. strode towards the barbecue stall on the side of the road and killed it, grandma is a bear, you don't eat Lao Tzu.

"Do you eat handsome guys?"

"Sit down here, handsome guy."

"Come on, come on, handsome guys and beauties look at ......"

The whole street is full of all kinds of snacks, and the bosses rack their brains like eight immortals crossing the sea, attracting customers to come and go.

casually found a relatively clean place to sit down, and shouted directly without waiting for the boss to hand over the menu.

"Boss, one flavor shrimp, one hand each for beef and mutton skewers, one for each chicken wings and chicken thighs, and a case of beer."

The boss was stunned for a moment: "Handsome guy, are you alone?" ”

I nodded: "What, there's a problem?" ”

"No, no, what a good appetite, hehe." The boss looked at me with a smile on his face.

"It's okay, please hurry up."

"Okay, no problem." After speaking, he sent a plate of cold dishes and snacks up, and he was busy.

I vaguely heard the boss and the proprietress whispering there: "I'll go, this person eats so much......"

The proprietress glanced at me secretly: "You are so wide, hurry up and bake it." ”

Originally, the cold dishes were very pleasant, but they almost didn't squirt out, and it was a mistake to eat too much.

On the side of the street, Yu Yaning and Yun Yi were asleep inside, although the car door couldn't be locked, my eyes were always on the car.

Eat and drink enough, touch your stomach, and prepare to leave: "Boss, settle the bill." ”

I looked up and saw a pair of eyes staring at me.

I'll go, is my brother so handsome, when I come out for a supper, there are brain-dead fans who pay attention to me.

"Damn, he's meowing, it's you?!"

Before I could react, Sao Nian on the other side roared angrily, attracting the attention of many people.

I looked at him ignorantly: "Who are you?" Do you know me? Are you my brain-dead fan? ”

"Damn, brain-dead your whole family, brothers, give me this Y to lie down!" I just said the doubts in my heart, and Sao Nian burst out in an instant.

This Nima is not suitable for travel tonight, she was deceived by two beautiful girls, not to mention, and she actually encountered a hot-blooded snack who lost her mind after beating chicken blood and not retreating. It's really poured eight lifetimes of blood mold, and it's all tears when I talk about it.

The friends behind Sao Nian were not polite, showing off their might, and pounced on them with their teeth and claws.

"Wait a minute." I shouted at the other person with one hand.

"Why, do you want to beg for mercy? Hmph, it's too late to beg for mercy. The other party's leader Sao Nian said viciously, but this voice is indeed a little familiar.

"Hehe, you misunderstood, I'm not asking for mercy, I think we are fighting here, affecting other people's business, and even if it doesn't have an impact, it's not good to break other people's things. Let's go to an open place in front of us, so that we can let go of our hands and feet, right? "I persuaded this young man bitterly.

"Fuck, yes to your sister, give it to me!" Sao Nian roared again, it seemed that he had completely lost his mind.

His friends, who had stopped, roared at me together, feeling like they were going to strip me naked, what a bunch of beasts, worse than beasts.

The body moved slightly, like a butterfly wearing flowers, swallows falling on the flat sand, and the oncoming young people all fluttered into the air, and each of the devil's claws passed by, it seemed that they all seemed to have caught me, but in fact, none of them could touch me.

In this situation, I was standing in place, besieged by everyone, but they all passed by me one by one, and I didn't know that I thought I was acting, I have to say that the acting skills of the other party's friends are really good.

The leader of the sao nian was furious: "Damn, you guys are engaged in airplanes, you can't even catch someone, haven't you meowed?" ”

The friends opened their mouths and were about to explain, but when the words came to their mouths, they swallowed them back alive.

The irrational Sao Nian, that is, their leader, has been caught in my hands.

I looked at him with a smile: "Young man, I don't know where I offended you, why do you have to make such a big move?" ”

The leading Sao Nian blushed, and he kept talking.

"Why, don't you want to speak?" I continued.

Bang, Sao Nian gently slapped my hand.

"Oh, sorry, I didn't notice pinching your neck." As I spoke, I let go of the force in my hand.

The leader of the sao nian "ah", took a sharp breath, and then came to his senses and looked at me with a frightened expression.

Grandma is a bear, and Lao Tzu is not a demon or a monster, is it necessary to look at me like this?

"You, who the hell are you......" the lead Sao Nian stammered.

"I also want to ask you, who are you? Say, why are you attacking me? I looked at Sao Nian indifferently and glanced at his little friend by the way.

The friends were all watching from the sidelines, and without the instructions of the leader, they didn't dare to move, not to mention that they saw my strength.

The leader Sao Nian swallowed a mouthful of spit: "In the realm of bears, you humiliated me twice, have you forgotten?" ”

I'm going, it turned out to be this kid, what kind of brother is flying away, no wonder he hates me so much, it's Amitabha Buddha who flattens him, why is he looking for me to settle accounts?

"By the way, are you Xiaoyaofei's own brother or his godbrother?" I was very curious and asked the doubts in my heart.

"Does it make a difference?" The leader Sao Nian looked puzzled.

I pinched his shoulder with a little more force, and the leader of the sao nian suddenly screamed in pain.

"I'm asking you a question, not asking me a question, you know?"

"Mmmmmmmm

"Then why don't you answer the question?"

"I'm his own brother......"

"Your brother seems to be a smart person, how can there be such a brainless brother as you? Are you sure you didn't lie to me? Are you two the same father and mother? ”

The leading Sao Nian: "......"

I put a little more effort on my hand again: "Why don't you answer my question again?" Did I say it right? Are you two half-brothers? Or is it a half-mother? ”

The leader of the sao nian had a sad expression: "Ah, big brother, uncle, you, you light, light ......"

Call me uncle? I'm a little unhappy.

"What do you call me? Am I that old? ”

One shoulder low and one shoulder high, Sao Nian hummed sideways, tears and snot flying together, as if I had really done something to him.

As soon as he let go, he shook him towards the little friend he brought.

"This matter is over, I will live in Shacheng, and you can come to me again if you have the ability."

After saying that, I strode towards the car, and there were two beautiful girls waiting for me to take care of them.