Chapter 1: Identifying Yellow Teachers

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"To be honest, since you had a car accident a year ago, it feels like you've changed a lot!"

In a small room, the décor is simple with a long table with two computer monitors, proportional to two computer chairs.

The room was filled with the smell of instant noodles.

There were two people sitting on the chair, one old and one young, the old one was about sixty or seventy years old, and the young one was about 20 years old.

"Really? I don't feel it" Dugu Po was shocked in his heart, but he said: "I said uncle, what's so strange about this, people will always grow, right?" ”

The old man then sighed, shook his head, and said, "Yes, you have grown up, but I am old. ”

Dugu Po also sighed slightly in his heart, "It's not just a different person, it's actually a different person."

Now Dugu Po understands that this universe is really a multiple parallel universe, just like the earth he is on now, which is no longer his original earth.

Let's count the previous life, Dugu Po is a native of Xiangjiang City, Hunan Province, and his family background is considered to be a middle-level ladder. However, he is a little famous in Xiangjiang City, for no other reason, he was admitted to Tsinghua University with the first place in the province and the second place in the country. Because of this, during that time, I appeared on the local TV station several times.

After graduating from university. With his extraordinary courage, novel ideas and a courage not to admit defeat, it took only five years to obtain a million capital from the Youth Entrepreneurship Fund, which has also increased hundreds of thousands of times, and he is just 30 years old, and his worth is as high as 100 billion US dollars, so he was awarded the top ten outstanding young representatives of the year, and also appeared in the American Times magazine in the same year.

However, just when he was in his prime, he suddenly announced that he would resign from the position of CEO of Shihong Group, which he founded himself, and transfer 25% of the shares he held to his fiancée Fang Hongting free of charge, and at the same time announced the termination of the marriage contract with Fang Hongting.

It was the second day of Shihong Group's listing in New York, and the stock price of Shihong soared all the way in New York, and in just one day, Shihong's value assessment was as high as 800 billion US dollars.

However, Shihong, who has been making great progress all the way, was only the day after he went to the world, and Dugu Po, the founder of Shihong, announced that he would leave Shihong. As soon as this news came out, it was like detonating an atomic bomb in the stock market. Subsequently, all major news TV stations have carried out various reports and speculations, various conspiracy theories, and various insider stories to occupy the headlines of major media. They all wanted to interview Dugu Po, but Dugu Po disappeared as if he had disappeared from the world.

As the soul of Shihong, the departure of Dugu Po, for Shihong's investors, they naturally know what it means.

Subsequently, the major stock exchanges in New York were occupied by frightened stockholders, who sold their Shihong shares one after another. All of a sudden, major banks and trading securities were paralyzed....

Dugu Po, who came back from his contemplation, looked up at the old man, he didn't want to dwell on this issue, and the corners of his mouth rose slightly: "Uncle, I have a question I want to ask you?" ”

The old man stared at the computer intently, don't look at his age, but at this time, he was full of energy, his eyes were bright, and he couldn't see his old state at all, the old man said casually: "Ask!" ”

Dugu Po smiled at the moment: "Uncle, you are also a legendary master, are you really good to be a yellow master?" ”

The old man was obviously a little unhappy with Dugu Po interrupting his work, so he turned his head at the moment, looked at Dugu Po and said earnestly: "Xiao Po! You don't understand this, there is no distinction between high and low occupations, we must have professional beliefs and professionalism. ”

Obviously, for Dugu Po's lack of growth, the old man was quite disappointed and said: "Huang Jianshi, what a noble and great profession this is. Speaking of this, the old man looked at Dugu Po with a serious expression and said: "Now that pornographic videos and Chishi action movies are so proliferated, what elevator doors, toilet doors, and even elementary school doors have seriously threatened the physical and mental health of young people in our country, so as a glorious member of the pornography appreciators, we have the responsibility and necessity to stick to the front-line battle against pornography." After speaking, he still had a yearning look on his face.

Looking at his serious nonsense, Dugu Po was also slightly stunned for a moment, this noble and great patriotism was all pulled by him, and instantly pushed the Huang Master to an incomparably sacred height.

Dugu Po shook his head, this old man is too shameless, this Huang Shi is just a wonderful performance of sitting in front of the computer and watching action movies from various countries.

Dugu Po didn't bother to expose him, how to say that he was also the only relative in his life.

Because Dugu Po inherited the memory of the original owner, his own temperament also changed a little.

Now the earth where Dugu Po is located is just a product of the multiverse, it is not Newton who is smashed by the apple here, but Niu Lang, the inventor of the electric light is not Edison, but Bai Shizhen, China here is not called China, but Huaguo, and there is no Japan but Chishiguo.

The history of China and the history of China on the earth are completely separated, and the history here has been completely contrary to the history of China since the beginning of the Three Kingdoms, like a junction, one to the right and one to the left, with its own orbit and its own destiny in the mysterious universe.

In the history of Hua, in the struggle for hegemony of the Three Kingdoms, the Shu State ruled by Liu Bei finally pacified the Wei State and the Wu State, and history was completely diverted from this moment to different directions.

As for who diverts whom, it doesn't matter to Dugu Po anymore, because he knows that he will spend this life here, and it is impossible to return to the original earth.

Dugu Po is an ordinary sophomore in Tianhe City, his parents died when he was a child, and he has lived with Uncle Dugufeng since he was a child. It is precisely because of the son who grew up in such a family that his personality is quite introverted, usually at school or at home, he cherishes words like gold, resulting in no friends in school, and his girlfriend should not think about it, but fortunately he knows how to use five girls to relieve pressure, otherwise this bloody young man is afraid that he will be suffocated to death.

Of course, these are just his superficial identities, in fact, he has another identity,

The lonely family is actually an ancient martial arts family, in the words of Dugu Feng, the Dugu family once had an ancestor Wu who broke through the void and flew into an immortal.

As a modern civilized person, he naturally only believes in science, and naturally does not believe in any ghosts and gods.

His uncle Dugu Feng is the thirty-eighth generation head of the Dugu family, and as the only heir of the thirty-ninth generation, he has naturally been cultivated by Dugu Feng since he was a child.

Dugu Po is speechless about this predecessor, and at the same time feels sad for Dugu Po's childhood, with such a perverted uncle, think carefully that he can persist until now and not become a psychopath, it can already be regarded as a group of virtues.

In his last life, he spent most of his time studying and creativity, which led to missing a lot of youth. This is also something that money cannot buy, and now that God has reborn him in another world, and has a youth that has just turned twenty years old, how can he not be excited.

In the previous life, Dugu Po had never seen any winds and waves, and he was already tired of the deception in the mall, so he decided to enjoy his youth this time and not let down the opportunity to live again.

Watching Dugufeng continue to work, Dugupo was also bored to go online and browse the forum.

"It's this game again," Dugu Po is no stranger to this game in the past year, and the game is now on the forum, and the major news is basically reported all year round.

However, Dugufeng didn't let him play. What kind of plaything is discouraged, and only after learning the family heirloom Dugu Nine Swords will he be free, as for Dugu Nine Swords, Dugu Po can only be described as a coincidence.

Since he was a child, under his obscene oppression, the former Dugu Po was naturally very afraid of him.

And he himself is addicted to the name of the game (Jianghu) and can't extricate himself, which is a typical example of only allowing the state officials to set fires, and not allowing the people to light lamps.

However, Dugu Po at this time is no longer the Dugu Po of the past.

"Xiao Po! You're almost done with your injuries, it's time to go back to school. Dugu Feng said to Dugu Po, but his eyes still didn't leave the computer screen.

In the last car accident, Dugu was more seriously injured, so he took a year off from school, and now he is just signing up for the fall semester.

"Got it! I'll sign up tomorrow. ”

Looking at Dugu Feng, who was very dedicated and working hard, Dugu Po sighed helplessly and said, "Uncle, the instant noodles are gone." As he spoke, Dugu Po shook the empty box placed under the table.

Dugu Feng reluctantly shifted his gaze from the computer to Dugu Po's body, frowned and said, "How come, I remember that this box of noodles has only been bought for a few days." ”

Dugu Po said helplessly: "Uncle, you are old, you have every opportunity, and you will do your best for the country, so you will naturally not care about some small things, and you will naturally not remember them." ”

"Okay, okay, the wallet is in the pocket of my coat, you can get it yourself, but remember to pack me some more chicken wings when you come back."

"Got it."

Dugu Po answered and got up from the stool.

Watching Dugu Po walk out quickly, Dugu Feng said to his back: "Be careful, the injury is just right..."

"Bang!" He was answered by the sound of the door closing.

"This little bunny." Dugufeng scratched his head and said suspiciously: "Obviously, I have only bought it for a few days, is it really that I am old and have memory loss." ”

"Alas! It looks like I'm really old. ”

Then Dugufeng continued to devote himself to the front line of anti-pornography...

Dugu Po took out a brown wallet from the coat on the hanger in the living room.

"Oops" is still quite heavy to pick up, there should be a lot, thinking about Dugu Po, he hurriedly opened his wallet.

It's more than three thousand, didn't I think this old man had a lot of money.

Dugu Po looked left and right with a weak heart, and then took the two thousand directly, looking at the two thousand yuan in his hand, Dugu Po secretly laughed, thinking about the tens of thousands of flowers that he spent casually in his previous life, and now he has to sneak two thousand yuan.

But now there was no way, the man had to bow his head under the eaves, and then he picked up a pack of black straps from the kitchen and sneaked out the door.

"Whew!"

It wasn't until the door was closed that Dugu Po took a breath, this time could suffocate him, usually he dragged his crutches, and at most he could only walk around the community.

"Knock knock...", the sound of high heels and floor tiles sounded from upstairs.

Let Dugu Po, who was just about to go downstairs, involuntarily look up along the voice.

"Holy, this..."

I saw a tall and beautiful woman in a black dress, stepping on a pair of black high heels at least ten centimeters, walking down the stairs.

This suddenly attracted the eyes of the lord Dugu Po, who had been bored at home for almost a year, and had not seen any beautiful beauties, and at this time, the high heels seemed to be stepping on his heart.

Looking at the black skirt with lace from the bottom up, with the movement of this beauty going downstairs, it also swayed, and the group was full of spring, looking up along the high heels, a pair of black stockings directly wrapped this pair of perfect thin legs, extending to the root of the thighs.

"Good legs!"

Dugu Po laughed at himself in his heart: "What's going on, I'm also a person who has seen the world, I haven't seen any beautiful stars in my previous life, why do I have such a big reaction today."

"No, no, this desire comes from the depths of my heart, could it be..."

It turns out that this girl has seen Dugu Po a few times before, and she has been fascinated by this woman and can't extricate herself.

It turned out that it was this demon seed who did the trick, and finding out the reason calmed Dugu Po's impetuous heart, and at this time, Dugu Po's eyes looking at the woman were as natural as seeing a very ordinary woman.

As the woman approached, Dugu could see her face clearly by the light of the staircase, with long hair up to her waist, slightly curly at the tips of her hair, dyed with a faint brown color, with an Internet celebrity face, painted with light makeup, you can look at it, her skin is very white and bright, her big eyes are high and the bridge of her nose is high, especially on the upper left side of the corner of her mouth, there is a small black mole, so with a black sexy dress, it looks particularly charming.

It's no wonder that Dugu Po before only saw this girl a few times, and he couldn't extricate himself.

"Humph!" A chill.

Let Dugu withdraw the eyes that looked at her, and took a few steps back.

The girl had obviously discovered Dugu Po's bad eyes, and hurriedly pressed the black skirt with her hand, and said in an inaudible voice when she was staggered with Dugu Po: "Hooligans." "Then step on the sky, dada... Go downstairs.

Although the voice is small, Dugu Po still listens to it sincerely, secretly helpless, but there is no way, this body has just turned twenty years old, naturally it is the age of blood and energy, and it is normal to be a little impulsive, not to mention that he is still a virgin.