Li Xianyu's morning was woken up by the head teacher and the teaching office's phone call, the people who are engaged in education work are very persevering, after making dozens of phone calls in a row, finally gave up, the head teacher edited a text message and sent it, to the effect that this matter has been told to Li Xianyu's parents, but they are out of reach of the whip abroad, hoping that Li Xianyu can go to school. The school attaches great importance to this matter, and if Li Xianyu admits his mistake and has a good attitude, the school will reduce the punishment as appropriate.

Li Xianyu bit the pancake fruit, and after reading this text message, the grandmother next to him leaned over and leaned over with her delicate body next to him, "Do you want to go back to school and be beaten by the board?"

She has the scent of soap and shampoo, and of course the smell of green onions, which are grandma's favorite way to eat.

"It's easy to say if you're just beaten by the board, grandma, when you used to go to school, you didn't say that you were expelled from school?"

"No, grandma, I studied at the family school. My grandmother's cheeks were bulging and she was slurred: "When I was ten years old, my elders wouldn't let me go to school." ”

"Seems like a pity to hear from your tone?"

"Well, the elders took me too seriously, and they didn't give up on me until I was ten years old. Otherwise, I wouldn't have stopped reading at the age of eight, and it would be painful to read. ”

"What is my dad's education?"

"I finished high school. ”

"My dad didn't get into college?"

"Studying a lot delays cultivation, and I won't let him go to college after finishing high school. ”

"Grandma, how nice it would be if you raised me from an early age. Our grandparents and grandchildren have formed a team of famous fairy milk, what kind of books are they reading? ”

In the middle of the tussle, the phone rang again.

Caller's note: Dad.

"What the hell are you kidding, haven't you beaten you for too many years, and your skin is itchy? I shouldn't have let you go out to live alone in the first place, causing you to be out of control like a wild dog. You wait, I'll come back and beat you to death, anyway, you're not your own son. ”

As soon as the phone was connected, the loud roar of the adoptive father was heard over there.

Lao Tzu scolded his son, which is justified. Li Xianyu endured it silently.

"You wait, I'll find a place where no one is and scold you again," Daddy's voice came from there: "Wife, don't persuade me, I have to scold him to death." ”

After a while, the adoptive father's voice came, and the tone was relaxed: "You kid can, you can play with your girlfriend in the women's toilet, sure enough, it is the way out that is determined by thinking, and you can play when you are younger." ”

"Mom isn't here?" Li Xianyu asked angrily.

"She's almost angry with you, of course I can only cooperate with the scolding. After all, you're still too young, and the toilets in the dormitory are full of people, aren't you looking for? The teacher called me, and your mother meant to go back to China tonight, but I don't think it's necessary for this little thing, you can figure it out yourself. A trip abroad is very expensive, the holiday is even more rare, it is not cost-effective to give up the vacation for you little red guy, there are sunshine and sand waves cactus, which is amazing. ”

Where did you go on vacation, grandma's Penghu Bay.

I really wasn't biological.

But it was exactly what Li Xianyu wanted, he said: "Dad, don't worry, I will handle it myself." ”

"Well, that's for the best. The adoptive father said: "Ah yes, be mentally prepared to deduct living expenses, your mother is really angry this time." Anyway, I won't secretly stuff you with the opening fee in the future. ”

"No more, no more. Li Xianyu said sadly, "I'll hang up if it's okay." ”

After making the phone call and quickly nibbling on the pancakes, Li Xianyu opened the chat software, and the chat software had been blown up.

Yang Guangtai: ", I said that I would be a single dog together, when I achieved my dream with my hands in the bed, you and your female classmates made people in the toilet?"

, it's all said that a single dog is not the same as a single aristocrat.

Huang Yicong: "Have you come to school? Why haven't you come yet, you are going to be expelled, do you know?" The whole school is talking about you. ”

I, Li Xianyu, am I a decent person.

Zhao Yi: "Wangtian, you are really good at playing, my girlfriend and I also want to try toilet play." ”

If you don't mind, add me one.

In addition, there are a lot of gossip messages from friends who are not familiar with each other, and Li Xianyu is too lazy to read them, let alone answer. The list of messages was emptied.

In the circle of friends, I was swiped by his feat of the women's toilet last night.

The most popular is still the campus forum, and today's post with the top is his:

#劲爆, a boy from the Department of Finance and his girlfriend were caught red-handed in the public toilet of the women's dormitory, and hundreds of people watched#

Attached is a dozen photos of Li Xianyu with his head wrapped in short sleeves and fighting his way out of the encirclement in the girls' dormitory, as well as a video.

Of course, there is also a close-up of his lovelessness.

There are pictures and truths.

The number of replies to the post reached a staggering two thousand.

"If I'm not mistaken, someone died in that toilet the night before. ”

"I've taken it, I'm really good at playing, it's so exciting. ”

"The previous generations of the University of Finance and Economics have produced cattle people, and all the cattle people are in the Department of Finance. ”

"How did he get into the girls' dormitory, it's terrible, what if he does something to us, I'm going to call the police. ”

"The school won't let the police call and wants to suppress it. ”

"I know Li Xianyu, but I didn't expect it to be such a person. ”

"You don't know, Li Xianyu is a very obscene and prodigal person, showing off how many women he sleeps with every day in private, a complete scumbag. ”

"That's right, he also said that the girls in our school are brainless, and they don't sleep in vain. ”

"Phew, scum. ”

"I think that heroine is super beautiful. ”

Li Xianyu silently put down his mobile phone, his heart was sad, no one asked about the cold window for ten years, and he became famous in one fell swoop.

And the vicious, groundless slander in the comments looks like some envious, jealous and hateful boys are spreading rumors.

"I'm going to drop out of school, and I won't read this book anymore. He gritted his teeth and dialed the phone of the Thunderbolt King: "The King, you have to be responsible for me, and the company is responsible for me, ..... you."

Li Xianyu posted the forum post on the mobile phone of the Thunderbolt King, there was a moment of silence, and the Thunderbolt King said: "This matter is caused by the task, the company will be responsible for the aftermath, it's okay, you just go to school normally." ”

"Are you overlooking something very important? Li Xianyu said solemnly.

"Something. King Thunderbolt asked rhetorically.

"Reputation, my reputation. Li Xianyu said: "Don't I want to lose face?" ”

King Thunderbolt suddenly realized: "Every day I see them posting your emojis in the group, I ignore the fact that you actually have a reputation." ”

Li Xianyu: "......"

Lord Raiden: "But we can't do anything about it, after all, freedom of speech." Think of it as a small sacrifice for the sake of work. ”

Li Xianyu: "Then I'll drop out." ”

Lord Raiden: "You can not go to school recently, even if you don't go to school in the future, we will help you get your graduation certificate." ”

Li Xianyu: "It would be nice if I could have another mental damage fee." ”

Thunderbolt King: "I'm busy, hang up." ”