Before the Yang Electron Cannon draws electricity from the whole city, Xiao Ming and Kaguya's journey to the dark meets a very annoying teammate. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"I want to be a team hand, so I'll leave it to you."

"There's still a little money to make a support divine power, and the stealth on the other side will trouble you."

"Anyway, the other side is so miserable, let's save the money for changing birds!"

Absolute despair shield sauce, is this guy's ID, using his face to serve as Xiaoice Bingbing.

At first, this guy was just making all kinds of excuses in the team channel, and when he got to the back, he was already unabashedly mocking.

"Oh roar, a salted fish assistant has finally become the main position, but you have to swallow your anger, it's so desperate, oh roar!"

Xiao Ming sighed and said in a loli voice: "Hey, you guy is saying that, be careful that the four of us hang up collectively, and make you feel desperate!" ”

"Come on, come on, I can't find the possibility of four teammates hanging up together!"

Kaguya also said angrily in the voice of the big man: "Leave her alone, let's block her, and we won't meet her in the next game." ”

"No surprises! A teammate who can see through at a glance is really ordinary and desperate! ”

This poisonous tongue is really enough.

And someone on the other side suddenly said in a voice that Xiao Ming was very familiar with: "Friends opposite, are you a professional team?" ”

Xiao Ming replied with a full face: "No." ”

After a while, the man cried out: "Could it be that the three world champions I have formed are fake!" Hung and beaten by a passer-by ice girl! ”

At this time, the ice girl suddenly opened her whole body and said in a sweet and greasy tone: "Are you hh?" The Lun family is your fan! I'll send you money at coordinates xx.xx! ”

Kaguya said suspiciously: "Will this kind of person also be a brainless fan?" ”

Then, a few moments later, the system came with the news that the Templar had been killed.

"You're not really a fan at all!"

The man cried out in grief.

"Kukukuku, there is no new reaction, such an ordinary person can become a star, it really makes people desperate for this incomprehensible world."

This kind of person is really annoying.

Then, there was an exclamation in the distance, and then the room suddenly went dark, and the computer's backup power could only last thirty seconds.

"What's going on? Power? ”

Kaguya heard a noise nearby and said suspiciously.

"It seems that yes, there should be something wrong with the power supply, and it will be fine soon, but we are probably going to enter the small black house."

Saying this, Xiao Ming rolled his eyes, and simply took advantage of the power on the computer to quickly type in the team channel.

"Have you ever felt hopeless?"

The Ice Girl knocked "? ”

Kaguya on the side also wrote with a wicked smile: "Have you ever felt despair? ”

Then the remaining two teammates, for some reason, suddenly followed suit.

"Have you ever felt hopeless?"

Then, under the puzzled gaze of the ice girl, the system sent a prompt.

"Player xxxx disconnected"*4

Ice Girl: ....

The hh on the other side said, "What's wrong? Do I need to press pause? ”

At this time, the system sent out a new message.

"Player xxxx completely disconnected." *4

Hh：“....”

Ice Girl: "Ahem, dear, people like your album so much, and now I listen to it in 100 million years!" Can you please not hit me? ”

Ehehe, when the old lady kills you, there will be a wave of gg!

Then, with a tick, a new system message appeared.

"You're disconnected."

The pink-haired double ponytail in front of the computer looked confused.

"No nets?"

The next second after this sentence was spoken, the whole house went dark and the power went out.

Despair, felt.

The pink-haired eyes looked at the computer blankly, and suddenly showed a broken smile.

"Hehehehehehe, it's rare to make Lord Dunzi feel powerless...... No matter how powerful the technology is, it can't compete with the collective power outage, so unfortunate, it's really desperate! ”

Enoshima Shield, High-Risk Observed, Class C.

By the way, both Fengzi and Arikinin are level D.

What a desperate thing, the famous Enoshima shield, single-handedly planned the worst desperate event in history, and the super college-level villain beautiful girl who will appear in every part is actually just a level C like a gnat!

And the people who rated the rating were even more dissatisfied.

"What kind of bullshit is the worst thing, isn't it hypnosis, the more people in the village don't know where they are better than you! It's not just a C! ”

In this regard, the shield was speechless.

Hey, the IQ of the character depends on the director's brain, I'm very smart, my mother!

So, in order to prove that he is indeed a villain with brains and can make trouble, Dunzi-chan made a bunch of bombs by hand overnight, and prepared to go to a public place to invite everyone to take a one-way car together, but as a result, just after going to the subway with double-sided tape and trying to find a few tricky positions to paste on, he was invited to the police station by Uncle Tiaozi for tea.

"Impossible, Dunzi-chan's plan is perfect!"

"It's perfect, but now there are no cameras in the streets and alleys, and no matter how good the crime skills are, you have to find a blind spot."

After speaking, the uncle said with a sympathetic face: "In addition, when we checked your information, we found that you were secretly photographed by a pinhole camera under your skirt when you were in the public toilet three hours ago, that voyeur is very clever, we didn't find him, so you may not be able to sue him." ”

So, the desperate shield sauce honestly ate three months of prison food at the police station, and was just released yesterday.

Desperate, desperate for a world where the whole world has cameras!

Can't do things, Dunzi-chan is like a salted fish on the shore, staring at the dead fish, can't do anything, it's rare to want to make a fool of his teammates and want to send a head to reverse the situation at the critical moment of the team, but there is a large-scale power outage!

The sky is long, how thin is it to me!

Dunzi-chan can probably understand the mood of the villagers at this time.

No, I can't be depressed, I haven't let the world feel pain, how can I fall here!

Dunzi-chan's double ponytail jumped, and he felt that his vitality was back.

Well, okay, since the game can't be played, let's keep working!

Dunzi-chan clenched his fists, turned on the emergency light, and began to continue writing the plan.

Although she is a salted fish-like level C, but in terms of danger, it is quite high, she is a complete underworld force, and the things she committed are enough to shoot a hundred times in that place, and this time she received a very interesting commission.

Protect an ordinary person and make sure everything works according to the script.

However, the client seems to understand her urine very well, and neither gives the script nor the name of the protector's coordinates, but only vaguely says that she is an ordinary person who has not been exposed to supernatural events at all, and needs the protection of a shield sauce that is very scientific except for the setting.

Ahh

Is it to destroy the world? Or do you want to break the heads of the leaders of the world?

Ahhh I feel like I don't know any clues, and Dunzi-chan is going to perform Yanyi!