Chapter 288: Scolding me for being a useless guy

"Audience friends, now welcome back to the scene of the off-campus visit list assessment of the Department of Music, I am the host Xu Mo, and I would like to say hello to all of you."

Since the venue used the stage of the previous opening concert, it did not take much time on the temporary arrangement of the venue.

Referring to the set of the variety show I had seen in the past, I asked the staff to build a billboard and moved the same number of seats as the first round of the tongguΓ², of course, these seats are specially designed, and there is actually a mechanism under the position that is linked to the remote control in my hand, as long as I press the corresponding switch, the contestant's chair will immediately turn into a rocket flying chair, and the chair will go straight to the sky.

What, fear of the contestant falling to his death?

Don't worry, there is a parachute attached to each chair, and when the engine loses power, the parachute will automatically open, this is just an exam between students, many exaggerated tables are just special effects of the show, the biggest reason why I have been misdoing everything in the school in the past but have not been severely punished is that I have not caused any deaths, in order to maintain my reputation as a little mentor left, I naturally will not break the vows in this place.

Standing on the stage with PA equipment and shouting at the student audience who were positioned below, and ignoring the contestants who were yelling at me behind me, I threw my palms sideways towards the back of the stage with an excited expression on my face: "Then before the competition starts, let's welcome the other examiners for this exam!"

Melodious background music sounded, and a middle-aged man in a tattered costume and a little bald strode out of the designed stage passage, and reached out to pluck the harp he was holding in his arms after walking to the front of the stage.

Glancing at the cheat sheet in my hand, I introduced the middle-aged man who was out of step with the atmosphere of the scene: "This is Magath Tutor of the Music Department, because he suddenly understood the true meaning of a bard not long after the start of school, so Ma chose to leave the academy and travel to various places, but now after learning the news of the lack of credible examiners in this assessment, Magath Tutor actually rushed back, and now let us welcome him with warm applause!"

Thunderous applause rang out, Magat laughed and waved to the students below the stage, needless to say, this Magat tutor was the guy who disappeared the day after a long conversation with me, unlike my new tutor with a mixed reputation, Magat was really loved by the students.

"Tutor Magat, please take a seat, and now let's welcome the second examiner, whose name is ...... Headmaster?!" I squirted instantly when I saw the figure coming out of the back desk, I don't remember inviting this person to come over before, if I had known that there was a principal pressing the field, then I guess Magath wouldn't have to rush back to be an examiner.

"Hello everyone, students." The headmaster walked to the front of the stage and waved his hand downward like Magat, but the action was not as big as Magat, and anyway, the headmaster was always a woman, and he had to maintain his image.

"Maintaining the usual posture is what we have been widowed for many years...... Ahem, I mean, the beautiful, generous, and long-lasting headmaster of the college, my admiration for her is endless." Halfway through the introduction, I was immediately attacked by a sharp gaze from the principal, and when I saw this, I quickly changed the second half of the sentence to sycophancy.

After introducing the principal, and watching her walk to the main auditor's position and occupy the position that should have been for the second examiner, I took advantage of the students' attention to stay on the principal, and looked at the back desk staff in confusion, and asked Beatrice, who was standing there as a catwalk beauty, and Luvica, who was purely here to play the time, to help me see where the second examiner was.

Beatrice was quick to move, and Luvica stayed still, well, I wasn't surprised that this would happen, this Seraph, I couldn't command it at all.

Beatrice, who quickly disappeared, returned to sight, still holding a whiteboard with writing in her hand, and since I was the host, I couldn't make too obvious gestures to interact with the backstage staff, so Beatrice conveyed the message to me in writing.

The whiteboard reads, "The principal and the former examiner No. 2 have exchanged their identities as assessors."

I was speechless for a moment, but I quickly shook my head twice to adjust my mentality, and continued to introduce in a cheerful tone: "The next third examiner, that's me!"

"Evil!" The students below collectively booed what appeared to be vomiting.

"Hey, even if I expected it in my heart, I still hurt me by saying this, so give me some respect...... Damn, even the contestants are booing me? Be careful, I'll give you duck eggs in the grading session!" With the PA microphone in hand, I turned my head to speak in the direction of the students, and as soon as I turned around, fruit peels and confetti flew up from under the stage.

"Evil!"

Magath was thunderous in applause, and I didn't expect to be treated like him, but instead of applause, the students gave me boos and rubbish.

"Very well, I remember you." Turning the microphone to my left hand, I raised a middle finger towards the audience, even if there is a cultural barrier in the other world, it is not difficult for others to understand the meaning of this gesture, not to mention that there are three demon kings before me, not only the middle finger, but even the more advanced airplane gestures are used by people in the other world.

Sometimes giving up your seat on the train doesn't give you a thank you, but most of the time you give up your middle finger to someone and you can definitely get another middle finger back.

Now there is not only one middle finger that responds to me, but the sea of middle fingers as far as the eye can see, and it is not spectacular to look at from the top of the stage.

γ€Œβ€¦β€¦ Okay, that's okay, my adults have a lot of trouble with you little farts who are still studying." Now that I don't have the combat effectiveness of a pick, I decisively chose to retreat first.

"Phew." I was thinking so, but who would have thought that a student below would spit on me at this moment.

"Damn, the most annoying thing in my life is when people spit on me." It was so unbearable that I immediately rolled up my sleeves and walked in the direction of the student closest to the stage, not forgetting to provoke as I went, "Come up, I promise not to kill you."

"Hmph." The student breathed as if he had a toothache.

"Phew!" But that didn't mean I couldn't attack, and after aiming in the direction of the student, I threw my saliva back at a parabolic angle.

The student's eyes were quick, and my attack was dodged by him at the first time, and he dodged the saliva while pushing away the students on the side, and actually took a mobile shot, and the saliva shot from the bottom to the top was soon sprayed again.

I spread my arms and flew in the opposite direction of the goalkeeper's pounce on the ball, and did a forward roll on the stage to start a war of words with the unknown students.

Unfortunately, this war of words did not last long, and it was only about thirty seconds before it was forced to stop under the fierce gaze of the headmaster of the academy.

"Boy, remember me!"

He pointed at his eyes with two fingers, and then made a gesture to poke the other party in the air, and after messing around for a while, it was finally his turn to explain the rules of the rematch.

With two clapps of her hand, Beatrice, dressed as a bunny girl, pushed a large whiteboard onto the stage, and the projection device was aimed at the content on the whiteboard, projecting the captured images onto the large screens on both sides of the stage.

"The theme of this semi-final is called 'Narration Graphics and Texts Free', I will continue to show pictures to the contestants in the later competitions, as for the contestants need to do is to pick up the whiteboard on the seat and try to make the picture full of stories with a paragraph, the number of words used by the contestants and the description of the questions will directly affect the judges' scores, and we will brush off one contestant in each round, do the above contestants have any other questions about the rules of the competition?" Seeing that one of the contestants was about to raise his hand, I immediately said, "No, right? Okay, so let's look at a demo first."

Seeing that I jumped directly to the next session, the contestant who was going to ask a question unexpectedly put down his half-raised hand again, anyway, I was a student a year ago, so I am naturally very clear about the general student's mentality in class.

At my instruction, Beatrice turned around and attached the magnet to the blackboard, and the onlookers were able to see the picture on the big screen.

The picture is a man lying on the ground who looks like he is about to die, but he weakly picks up a photo and shows it to his partner who is also covered with scars, and it seems that he is explaining his last words to his comrades.

"So the question is, how do you narrate this picture?" I snapped my fingers in Beatrice's direction and asked her to paste the two answers she had prepared on the board: "Let's take a look at the two answers that scored 99 points and 100 points on this question, and the first one is 99 points."

Ninety-nine answers:

"Leave me alone, run away, you useless creature!"

In my arms, Juncao's body was getting colder.

Unspeakable fear, unspeakable anger, the Ghost Head Instructor's face in front of me at this moment is so kind.

"Useless fellow who doesn't obey orders! Useless guys, say you're useless!"

"Instructor, I'm a useless guy, I was born abandoned by my father, and my mother later died, and no one will be sad even if a waste like me dies here, so at least let me stay by your side for this moment."

"Coincidentally, useless fellow, the moment I picked up the weapon, I was also abandoning my family, even if I died, no one would be sad, hahaha!" As he spoke, the instructor slowly pulled out a bloodstained photo from his inner pocket: "But you're wrong, the person who grieves for you is here."

The photo shows the mother who had not died of illness at the time, and the instructor holding the baby and smiling toothily.

"Call me useless...... Son......

"Instructors, instructors are useless guys...... The most important thing for useless guys...... Useless Dad......

The instructor chuckled softly, and then stopped moving.

After the 99 points were announced, perhaps because the article was too touching, there was a sad atmosphere around the whole stage for a moment, and I shook my head and asked Beatrice to post a full score answer.

100 points answer:

"You see, the headmaster of the academy has a big nose, right?"

The examinees, examiners, and the brains of the audience below crashed for a full minute.

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