Lewandowski put the ball on the penalty spot, took a closer look, and saw that the ball seemed to be a little wrong, so he walked slowly to the tee, bent down, and stretched out two long arms, intending to put the ball back in place. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

"Is it so much trouble to take a penalty? Isn't it all over with one shot! Swing around, you don't have trouble! Xiang Chong watched coldly, letting the other party swing the ball, and couldn't help but sarcastically mock the other party loudly, regardless of whether the Poles could understand their Chinese words or not.

Lewandowski bent down to pick up the ball, but suddenly jumped forward, stabbed his toes, and the football swooped into the door of the sports team like an arrow from the string. Standing by the door, he almost held a pair of red handkerchiefs in his hand, and he was full of a who leaned on the door and laughed.

This sudden scene stunned the audience.

The referee points to the center circle to indicate that the ball is valid. Xiang Chong was dumbfounded, his eyes were like two rice balls.

"Wow, I'm so angry! You despicable villain, you dare to sneak attack. Referee, I want to complain, this guy is shameless! Xiang Chong suddenly came to his senses, shouted wow, danced with his hands, and was about to go crazy with anger! Protest to the referee. Full of a pair of Sakuragi flower road angry and ruined.

He was full of blood, ready to show his hand in front of the crowd, and if the opponent shot the goal, Xiang was 100% sure that the opponent would be able to score the goal.

He never expected that the opponent's routine would be so deep, that a penalty kick could be played in a fantastic way, and he would make a despicable sneak attack and shoot successfully in such a strange way. Xiang Chongkong stored a full tube of energy, and as a result, a special move was knocked out by the opponent before it was performed, and he was so depressed that he was about to vomit blood.

Bayern Munich scored a penalty by Robert Lewandowski, and the score became 1:0.

Xiang Chong gritted his teeth and glared at Lewandowski. Boy, if you have a kind, you will shoot another one, and see if Xiang Ye is still fooled. Xiang Chong chattered endlessly to provoke his opponent, but Song Jiang ran over in time and slapped Xiang Chong on the back of the head, which made him calm down.

Otherwise, this guy is chattering and crazy, and maybe he will have to get a yellow card.

"Oh no, let the opponent score first." A non-famous critic expressed his concern, "After all, the sports team is a second-division team, and the players' game experience is still very immature, which can be seen from the time when defending the penalty just now." Conceding the ball early, I'm worried they won't be able to control their emotions. ”

However, this buddy's worries are obviously unfounded, for Liangshan's gang of murderous guys, losing their heads is nothing, and losing a ball is a hair. How should the big guy kick or how to kick? Unhurried, he has a good grasp of the rhythm.

Of course, Xiang Chong is an exception, this guy was sneak attacked by the other party into a treasure-style penalty, because of the biggest shame in his life, he vowed to immediately wash away the shame he received, and vigorously pouted Mu Hong to foul in the penalty area, "Brother Hong, please, Brother Tang, please, hurry up and make a foul, put that guy away." Let that grandson shoot another penalty, you see I can't pounce. ”

"Break your sister's rules, if you foul again, Lao Tzu will accumulate two yellow cards, and he should be sent off with a red card!" Mu Hong unceremoniously reprimanded Xiang Chong.

The game was also broadcast live by CCAV, with a high-definition camera overlooking the audience, perhaps the director found Xiang Chong's muttering and gave him a close-up.

Xiang Chong, the No. 1 goalkeeper of the sports team, seemed to be very irritable, dancing and muttering to himself, not knowing what to say. It is clear that he has not yet recovered from the defeat of his last bizarre penalty. As a goalkeeper, calmness is the most important thing, and this anxious and nervous mentality makes people very worried. So the TV host explained.

At this time, the other host suddenly laughed, laughing hysterically, tears laughing, without the slightest demeanor that a guest host should have.

This guest is called Director Wang, who has always been known for being serious and harsh, with a very sharp style of commentary and a very ruthless speech. This person has always had a serious face, and he laughed unbridled at this time, causing the TV commentator to be stunned for a while.

"Director Wang, what interesting things have you discovered? Solo fun is not as good as Lele, say it and let everyone share it together! ”

Director Wang tried his best to control his emotions, then he couldn't hold back his laughter, took over the topic and said: "As you know, before I became a sports critic, I used to do lip teaching work for a while. Just now, the camera captured Xiang Chong muttering to himself, because it was too far away, presumably the audience couldn't hear what he said. However, as a lip master, he couldn't hide anything from me. ”

So, what did Xiang Chong say? Director Wang, can you translate it to the audience? ”

Xiang Chong said, "The corners of Director Wang's mouth twitched, obviously trying very hard to control the muscles of his face, but he didn't control it after all, he laughed out loud, laughed out loud, and said intermittently: "Xiang Chong, this kid is so interesting, he is unwilling, request, Mu Hong, and, Liu Tang A few guards, deliberately fouled, let, Lewandowski, and kick another penalty to prove his ability to save the ball." This dude is so funny, hahahaha......"

Director Wang finally finished translating Xiang Chong's words, and then suddenly disappeared from the camera, the sound of laughter continued, accompanied by the trembling of the guest commenting on Xi Pengpeng, it was obvious that the old buddies had already laughed and fell under the guest table.

Director Wang usually doesn't smile, but when he laughed, it turned out that the old house was on fire and burning more and more, and he was horrified, and there was no discipline at all.

After listening to Director Wang's translation, the audience took a look at Xiang Chong's anxious expression, and looked at his mouth, sure enough, just like Director Wang said, what this guy wanted was not to strive for a good goal and not lose the ball, but to beg his teammates to give the opponent a penalty to prove his ability to save the ball.

What a frenzied IQ it must be to make such a strange request! There are a lot of second-class goods in this world, and the guy who has reached the pinnacle of the second is really unprecedented, and there is no one who will come after. You don't want to think about it, deliberately give the opponent a penalty, if you can't save it, where will your face go? Isn't this pushing the team into the fire pit?

The game continued with the midfield kick-off. Bayern Munich did not relax in the slightest by scoring a penalty. Midfielders Arjen Robben, Ribery, and Muller fought very hard.

The two sides went back and forth, and for a while, the field became a stalemate, and they didn't find particularly good offensive opportunities. (To be continued.) )