New Year's Special 6

What happened outside the door did not affect the people inside the door, everyone ate melon seeds, drank tea, watched TV, and smiled together, but also got a lot more harmonious. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info

After discovering that Xiao Guanguan was still unwilling to throw himself into his arms, Cao Mengde was bored, grabbed a handful of melon seeds, and ran to Father Li.

Father Li was sitting upright, chatting about his glorious past with Xiao Bei, who was sitting on a small stool and eating candy in front of him.

Xiaobei is a very good listener, because she doesn't understand anything, so no matter what Father Li says, she will nod her head very seriously, and the steamed bun seems to have surprise, doubt, and sudden realization on her little face from time to time, and the expression of sudden realization has almost become a walking emoji.

At this time, we happened to talk about Cao Mengde.

"Oh, I remember four or five years ago, an archaeological team that joined dug up something good, Cao Cao's tomb! At that time, the sensation directly alarmed the party X Central Committee, and the leader personally came to condole! ”

The North blinked.

"Who is Cao Cao?"

"An unlucky man who didn't become an emperor when he was alive."

The big ears on the side covered their mouths and did not speak, and a young man next to him who was somewhat similar to him listened with great interest.

The corners of Cao Mengde's mouth twitched when he heard this, and a low roar of suppressed anger came from his side.

"Lord, do you need Zhong Kang to teach that person who is disrespectful?"

Cao Mengde waved his hand and said freely: "Calm down, don't make a fuss, leave your life's merits to future generations to comment, this is my intention, thousands of years later, the vicissitudes of life, I Cao still have a reputation to circulate, and it is enough." ”

Then he heard Father Li's next sentence.

"At that time, two corpses were dug up, one large and one small, so we held two exhibitions, one is called Cao Cao's body, and the other is so small, we estimate that it is Cao Cao's body when he was a child......"

Cao Mengde: ........

The north exclaimed, and the little face was squeezed into a small bun.

"That guy named Cao Cao is so powerful, he can die twice!"

Father Li smiled: "There are seventy-two of his tombs, if they are all dug up, it is estimated that they can form eighteen tables of mahjong......"

Cao Mengde didn't mention it in one breath, stroked his chest, and said angrily: "Zhong Kang, beat him to death for me!" ”

"Lord, calm down!"

Big Ears listened happily on the side, and said with a smile: "Mr. Li, I don't know how many of his graves have not been dug up?" ”

Father Li thought for a while and replied: "I dug more than a dozen before, and there are more than fifty, just this topic, it is enough for us to toss for a lifetime." ”

After speaking, he smiled and said: "By the way, when it comes to Cao Cao, I have to mention that Liu Bei, the grave was dug up last year, how can Cao Cao be so difficult to find." ”

As soon as this call was said, Rao is big ears had a good temper and his face turned red, and his whole face turned purple.

He stroked his chest, gasped for breath, and without looking at Father Li, he grabbed the melon seeds and went into the pile.

Father Li's face was inexplicable, and after shrugging his shoulders, he continued to tell his own story, Xiao Ming liked to listen to it very much when he was a child, but when he got older and had his own ideas, he didn't like his verbosity very much, this time it was rare to meet a studious little girl, but he had been holding back for a long time to talk about it.

And here, Ji Ning is also very involved in chatting with origami, although the two of them have different painting styles, they are inexplicably very close to each other, especially when talking about children.

"It's hard to have a child at home."

"Who says it's not, those two in my family also broke my heart, and they were all so stupid, how can they be reassuring."

"yes, yes, those bastards just left the kids to me, it's annoying!"

Future held the tea, sneezed heavily, and said suspiciously: "Who is talking bad about me again?" ”

At this time, Li's mother's loud voice came from the kitchen.

"Well, who has time to come over and help cut the offal!"

Seeing that the words did not fall, Xiao Guan Guan raised his eyebrows, held his beard with one hand, pushed away the person with the other, and did not forget to shout in his mouth: "Don't move those offal, I'll cut it!! ”

After a while, there was a voice of praise from Li's mother in the kitchen: "Oh, big brother, you cut it so beautifully......."

"Hehe, a certain person is also well versed in this ......"

Outside, Zhang Yide held a few bottles of wine, sat down on the side of the road, and drank it.

His eldest brother depends on him for everything, that is, he is not allowed to drink excessively, it is rare to be happy this time, and the eldest brother will not say anything, and finally asked him to drink with his belly open, he was drinking happily, and suddenly found a man looking at him with a strange face, and immediately roared: "What are you worried about?" ”

"What are you doing?"

That person was also rectum, and his eyes were horizontal.

Zhang Yide stood up without saying a word, and the bottles were raised, but thinking that the eldest brother said that he couldn't make trouble in the New Year, he rolled his eyes and threw a bottle of wine into the man's hand.

"It's a mouthful!"

The man grabbed the bottle, bit off the cork, and began to drink it with a grunt, his face flushed.....

A few minutes later, two drunks held bottles of wine and held out their middle fingers at passers-by.

"What are you worried about!"

"Look at you!"

Things are starting to get a little out of plan.

Half an hour later, Xiao Ming took a cup of tea and slowly sipped it, whispering to Kaguya, suddenly felt a darkness in front of him, and couldn't help but raise his head.

I saw Zhang Yide leading more than 20 drunks to Xiao Ming and said, "Is there enough wine?" ”

Xiao Ming frowned and said, "It should be enough." ”

Then the group of drunks let out a cheer in unison and rushed out again, and Xiao Ming had an ominous premonition in his heart.

Sure enough, every few minutes after that, someone would touch their heads and ask: "That, some people say that there is going to be a big Chinese New Year's Eve dinner here, is it here?" ”

Xiao Ming heard Zhang Yide's laughter in the distance from time to time, and when he thought about this day, he could only say with a bitter face: "Yes, this is a dinner, but you have to wait." ”

As soon as he talked to Li's father and Li's mother about this, both of them expressed calmness.

"Didn't you say it was going to be lively? Just take this opportunity to get to know the neighbors, just a few small dollars, why don't you go and book a few more tables? ”

Xiao Ming sighed, always feeling that this matter was definitely not something that could be finished with just a few tables.

"Hey, is it the xx hotel, yes, or me, can you book two more, no, three tables of banquets?"

That Zhang Yide, as soon as he drank, he got up in waves, and he would never be invited in the future.

Xiao Ming gritted his teeth and began to figure out how to set up the table outside......

And in a place he didn't know, Zhang Yide led dozens of straight men and shouted at the pedestrians: "Let's have a Chinese New Year's Eve dinner together!" ”