Xiao Ming doesn't know what's going on with Li's father, he has a big relationship with Kaguya now, and men instinctively want to hehehehe, Xiao Ming is inevitably vulgar, but now he also knows that he can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, so he wants to find an origami master to ask for advice on how to quickly attack. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Drip, drip!

Xiao Ming opened the hill, and a message popped up.

[System prompt: There are 175 messages for {Mary Sue your whole family}.] 】

What is this guy looking for me?

Li Xiaoming: What's the matter with me?

After a while, the other party replied.

Mary Sue Your Family: Hey, you're finally here, send me the address, and I'll mail it to you.

Li Xiaoming: Helmet? Or a gaming warehouse?

Mary Sue Your Family: Of course, it's a helmet, just button it on the door of your head, and you can play, how convenient!

Li Xiaoming: Forget it, four years ago, thousands of people died, and experts said that that thing was a microwave oven, and it was finished after dying once inside, so I wasn't so stupid!

Mary Sue, your whole family: Hey, that's the neon man revenge society, it has nothing to do with Daddy Chuchu, the manufacturer is Indian, the chip is from the United States, only the packaging box is made by our Celestial Empire, and Dad Chuqiu only invested less than 20 million to try the water, so you can't die and put the basin on Daddy Chuqiu's head!

In 2022, the dream sneak into the game was born, and the neon game company Ren Hell claimed that the game could achieve 100% realism, so that otaku no longer had to drive the car to 150 yards to experience the feel of a big ****, which once made other game companies shout pills in the industry. At that time, experts all over the world were preaching, what a new era of mankind, completely changing the way of life of human beings, and the great hero Ren Hell is simply the light of mankind! At that time, Qiuqiu's father was very undisciplined and said that he brought his own five cents to get into the car, and when people's funds were already saturated, he was very bold and threw 50 million and made a dirty deal, and then, Ren Hell claimed that the game was also developed by Qiuqiu's father with 20 million investment.

Then, the much-anticipated open beta began, with a whopping 10,000 people involved, and a bunch of pro-level gamers rushed to get in, just to get an extra qualification.

Then, things took a turn for the worse.

First of all, he found out that the director committed suicide, and before he died, he said, I want to be the god of the new world! After saying that, he hung up.

This change gave the sunspots an extra hot information about the black hell, and for a while, in addition to a bunch of people worrying about what neon was about the neon lesser predetermined and the like, it was full of remarks that Ren Hell was forcing employees to death and that the dead house was really disgusting.

But Ren Hell didn't bother at all, just shouted that they wanted to change the world.

Sure enough, the world was changed.

The first players did not respond for a long time, and the screens used to promote the game in the streets and alleys slowly went out at some point, and the news of the player's death appeared every few minutes for the next few days.

Then, it was rumored that the daughter of Ren Hell also entered the game, which directly led to the split of the company, and rumors about the game's killing were one after another.

People walked out of their homes and gathered at the Conquest Gate to protest and demand punishment for the fucking game companies.

At this time, Father Qiuqiu stood up and tearfully denounced the evil Ren Hell for defrauding 20 million soft girl coins and killing people and wanted to run, and then several world-class game companies dissociated themselves from Ren Hell and reprimanded the responsible Hell for being shameless. In just a few days, Ren's stock hit rock bottom, and the company declared bankruptcy.

This huge party lasted for several months, until Ren Hell was completely finished playing, because of the fear that forced cracking would cause unpredictable results, the technicians were very gentle on this damn game program, until two years after the game started, it was only beginning to work, however, at that time, someone had already opened the game, with a plug-in to kill GM, awesome.

After that, Xiao Ming didn't pay much attention to the follow-up news, and it was roughly that some experts talked about the dangers of the game and the harm of staying at home; They'll be very flexible enough to use some of the dead homers in a game from a certain company as an example. For example, if these players go out to make more friends in life, then when they can't get off the line, at least someone will help call the police, not in the game, in reality, half a month of water and rice did not enter, starved to death at home, and then two months later the neighbors found that the house was smelly and wanted to die and reported to the police only to find that someone was dead, and what was even worse was that no one attended the funeral.

This incident is a wake-up call for Xiao Ming, or for any gamer, to remind them not to be a dead house and not to play dream stealth games.

Mary Sue, your whole family: Brother, give me face, I can eat meat or drink soup this month, but it's all pointed at you.

Li Xiaoming: Well, I can't give you much performance alone.

Mary Sue, your whole family: It's okay, you play, use your account to make a post, whether it's a wave of milk or a wave of, you can take the lead, at least you can pull hundreds of people into the water.

Li Xiaoming: I am black in my feelings, you Qiuqiu Dad, you still have to give money, right?

Xiao Ming can see clearly, the times are advancing, and game companies are moving faster, and they will use self-deprecating methods to engage in publicity.

Mary Sue Your Family: Ahem, did you see that? The little one is not talented, and the assistant to the deputy manager of the Propaganda Department of Tianju Qiuqiu's father---- That, now that the boss is talking, whoever pulls the most people, and whoever vacates the seat this time will be on it! For the sake of our friendship...

Li Xiaoming: Okay, I'll help you, but I probably won't play so often, and I will only go online occasionally, so I don't have much time.

Mary Sue Your Family: What's Wrong? Isn't the most important thing you need when you open an online store is time? And this time the game I packed tickets, it's really fun! Much stronger than that neon online game!

Li Xiaoming: But I have a girlfriend!

Mary Sue Your Whole Family:?

Li Xiaoming: I mean, I have a girlfriend to play, and I still play a fart game!

To be reasonable, how can playing games be as fun as playing Kaguya!

Mary Sue, your whole family: In this case, I will find a way to help you get two, no money! But you have to be diligent, post a few more posts, just according to what you're good at, to death, just say this game, it's worse than the neon one, and the person who looks at the box will die!

Li Xiaoming: ...... I, I'll try to...

Xiao Ming typed through, and he was not in the mood to find an origami master, so he stretched his waist and planned to turn off the computer.

As soon as his hand opened, he seemed to see someone in the corner of his eye, Xiao Ming was startled, and after taking a closer look, he realized that it was Kaguya.

She took a shower, changed into Pikachu's pajamas, and looked at Xiao Ming with interest barefoot.

"Dead girl, scare me to death!"

"Hmph, who are you talking to so happily? It must be pretty, right? ”

At this time, it doesn't matter if the answer is beautiful or not.

That's how it should be!

Xiao Ming didn't say a word, walked to Kaguya's side, and clicked one wall knock at a time.

"You, you, you, you, you.... Woo~~"

Lips and teeth intersect, making a sizzling sound, Kaguya squinted slightly, and it looked like he was enjoying it.

There's nothing that one kiss can't solve, and if there is, then two.

After a while, Xiao Ming sat on the recliner with the soft Kaguya in his arms, and the two snuggled together, enjoying a faint tranquility.

"So, who are you talking to?"

"Man, see for yourself."

Kaguya glanced at it hastily, and then curled up in Xiao Ming's arms again.

"I'm going to play that game!"

"No way!"

Xiao Ming resolutely denied it.

"Four thousand people died in the last game, although it has been four years, technology has advanced, but, I still don't feel at ease, we will go again when the first guy doesn't die, don't be in a hurry, but if something happens, I will be very distressed."

Xiao Ming said with a tense face that he felt numb, but Kaguya blushed and looked very happy. It was the first time to come up and offer a fragrant kiss.

“.... Call... I listen to you. ”

After solving Kaguya's problem, the two of them were tired for a while, until they were hungry and grunted, and then they reluctantly got up to cook, and then you fed me one bite at a time, a meal that can usually be solved in half an hour, and it was almost cold until the meal was eaten.