Don't invite the basketball player to dinner!

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After Lu Deng proposed to treat him, Gao Xian found a place, an antique gate building, with a winding corridor inside, and found such a piece of land in Kyoto to open a hotel, I don't know how much it would cost.

It's just that the parking place is smaller, and the parking lot is full. Gao Xian's sports car had to be parked on the side of the road. Zhu Ming's six-seater SUV also had to be parked on the side of the road.

Sitting down and looking at the menu, Lu Deng's scalp was numb, damn, it was scary.

Gao Xian and Zhu Ming ordered, 10 people ordered more than 20, with two soups, and crabs, one per person, all of them were more than 4 taels of female crabs, and one got 200 yuan.

This season, there are even lobsters, and I want two large plates, day!

4 bottles of good wine, more than 500 bottles per bottle!

Lu Deng put aside his thoughts, my mother, a meal, more than 7,000 yuan. He almost cried, and recited "Tianjingsha. Gao Xian.

Thinking of that [Good Luck Pill] again, since I ate it yesterday, except for a small favor in the bath, no one has calculated, and nothing else has happened.

The attributes of [Good Luck Pill] help the host to ensure that it is not calculated, haven't I been calculated? More than 7,000 pieces!

His total assets are only 80,000 yuan, and since he came to Kyoto, he has paid tuition, transportation expenses, clothes, shoes, plus lavish daily expenses, spent more than 20,000 yuan, and this time he has removed more than 7,000! Distressed! Blue skinny, shiitake mushrooms.

Good luck pills, the medicine works for three days, are you still useful?

Halfway through eating, I went out to borrow the toilet to express my sorrow and mourn the more than 7,000 yuan that I had died.

The police lights on the side of the road in the distance flashed, and Lu Deng went to the side of the road to see that the traffic police were sticking stickers to Gao Xian and Zhu Ming's two cars and illegally parked.

Only sticking stickers, not understanding hatred, how can you solve hatred?

Lu Deng shook over, stood next to Gao Xian's car, patted the car and pointed at the traffic policeman's nose, and asked menacingly, "Hey, what are you doing?" ”

The traffic policeman looked at him impatiently: "Your car? Do you know about illegal parking? Remove! ”

"Why don't you move it, why do you stop here?"

"What attitude? Hurry up and move away, no parking is allowed on the road, and tomorrow you will go to the traffic police force for processing. ”

"Why don't you stop, the road is from your house? You traffic police are in charge of the heavens and the earth, why don't you go to the sky? ”

"I warn you, this place is not allowed to park, if you don't move it again, I can call someone to tow it!"

"Who are you scared? You call it, don't you call it an eight-legged crawler. To tell you the truth, I have a lot of cars like this at home, and I won't blink if you move them! Who can you scare with a little traffic police trailer? If you have the ability, you can drag it, hurry up and drag it! ”

The traffic police were angry, made a phone call, and within five minutes, a tow truck came and towed Gao Xian's sports car away! By the way, Zhu Ming's car was also towed away.

"Let you be reckless! When do you figure it out, go to the traffic police brigade to pay the money to pick up the car, and see if I don't punish you to death! ”

"Hmph, what does it have to do with me, it's not my car!" Lu Deng hugged his shoulders, ignored him, and turned back to the hotel.

Now I feel much more comfortable! The car of the two was towed away, and Gao Xian had to pay a lot of towing fees alone.

After eating, Lu Deng swiped the card to settle the bill, and more than 7,000 yuan was wiped out, which is equivalent to more than 1/8 of the total assets.

【Good Luck Pill】, when will you be able to take effect?

The cashier gave the invoice and was very polite: "Welcome to the boss next time, this is your invoice, please collect it." ”

It's the kind of invoice that can be scratched, Lu Deng took it and scratched it with his thumb......

Hahaha...... won the first prize, with a bonus of 8,800 yuan, and there are more than 1,000 left in this meal.

I showed it to the cashier, and sure enough, the cashier was surprised: "Oops, you're so lucky!" Hurry up and collect it and go to the designated place to claim your prize. ”

Lu Deng saw that his teammates were not around, put the invoice away, and suddenly felt that luck had come, and the [Good Luck Pill] was still useful. It's not just about money, it's about mood reversal!

We, the common people, should be happy today.

When I went out to see, I was even happier, Gao Xian and Zhu Ming were going around in circles in their respective parking places:

"Where's my car? My car was stolen! ”

"My car is gone!"

Lu Deng pretended to be a good person, and hurriedly stepped forward to comfort them: "What's the matter?" Don't worry, call the police! ”

Both of them called the police, but after a while, their faces turned black: "CTM, tomorrow the traffic police team will pay for the car, and the blood mold of eight lifetimes will be poured!" ”

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At the end of the game, Lu Deng didn't go back to school, he took a taxi directly to Gu's house, and tomorrow weekend, he could sleep lazily and train in the afternoon.

I really want to think about Gu Qingcheng, what is she doing at this moment? Pouting ass to do yoga, seven bodies to the ground? That bewitching action......

Just as he was thinking about it, the taxi driver suddenly shouted: "Hey, don't drool on my car." ”

I want to be too fascinated, I am drunk and I don't know the way back, and my saliva is flowing down. Okay, put away your saliva, get out of the car and go home to see Allure!

went upstairs, lightly took out the key to open the door, the light in Gu Tianguo's room was on, the light in the bathroom was also on, and there was a sound of rushing water inside.

Is Gu Tingcheng taking a bath? Ouch good! It's better to come early than to come at a good time! Could it be that the power of the Good Luck Pill is still there, and you want to help me enjoy it?

Lu Deng walked softly to the door of the bathroom, the door was closed, and he listened intently, and the sound of the rushing water became louder.

Gently pushed the door, the door was not locked, Lu Deng was happy in his heart, and flashed into the door.

The bathroom is divided into inside and outside, with a sliding door made of ground glass in the middle, and the shower room inside, the fog is clear, blurry, and faintly revealing a flesh-colored nude shadow.

Gu Qingcheng, my God, the 295 goddess is close at hand.

Lu Deng tiptoed over and put his hand on the sliding door handle, as long as I pulled it away, haha, would Gu Qingcheng scream in fright? Will she hit me? It doesn't matter, it's worth the beating!

Since ancient times, great love has started with playing hooligans.

The White Lady deliberately deceived Xu Xian's umbrella in the rain, wished Yingtai the eighteen ministers to pretend to be crazy and stupid to tease Liang Shanbo, the Seven Fairies blocked Dong Yong's way, and the Cowherd took advantage of the Weaver Girl to take a bath and take away her clothes......

The path led by the great sages shines like a beacon in the direction of mankind. Lu Deng couldn't help but get his blood boiling when he thought of the ancient sages and the incomparably beautiful love story.

He mustered up enough courage and made up his mind, whether it was a blessing or a curse, it was a disaster that could not be avoided, people died under the flowers, and they were happy to be ghosts, gritting their teeth, stomping their feet, and opening the door.

The frosted glass sliding door was opened by him, and he didn't wait for anything to see clearly, only to feel the wind in the back of his head, and with a "bang", his head was slammed by a heavy object.

Lu Deng's eyes were dark, and the moment before he fell unconscious, he saw Gu Qingcheng standing behind him wearing short-sleeved pajamas and wide shorts, with a graceful posture and a baseball bat in his hand.

And Gu Tianguo, who came out of the sliding door and was wearing foam: "Brother Lu, why are you back?" ”

Good luck pill, why are you so unreliable?

Well, count me out of luck. I'll be in a coma for a while!