#救命, the annual Crazy Friday is coming again #

The landlord [wallet is crying]: As the title suggests, the annual shopping carnival "Crazy Friday" of Dire Wolf Mall is about to start one day!

I've seen a variety of discounted products and a variety of dazzling promotional advertisements in the interface of the mall next door, and I found that each product is waving to the landlord like a grinding goblin, dragging it tightly, both nervous and exciting, and I can't keep it at all.

However, then the landlord discovers a terrible fact - the landlord's personal financial tsunami is also coming!

1L: Like the landlord, I feel like I hear the double sound of my wallet exploding and crying.

2L: The landlord said it really tactfully, just say that it is poor [doge.jpg]

3L: Crazy! Mad! Star! Time limit! Five! End! In! Come! Finish!

4L: Why doesn't the landlord prepare the money in advance like me, I started to save money a month ago [thumbs up for my wit.jpg]

And you're in a weird state upstairs, so I'm too excited.

5L: It's never been so good, I gasped in reverie, heard the groans of spirit and desire, saw water and fire blending.

The little cuties in the mall are spreading their branches, they are shy and gentle, delicate stamens, helplessly open, waiting to be picked.

And I, the industrious bee, sing to my heart's content, enjoy the wonderful pleasure of silky ecstasy and deep into the bone marrow from the moment each delicate flower leaves, lingering, reluctant, and reluctant to give up, until the end of the world!

6L: I'm sorry, but your description upstairs reminds me of some images of shame [which is so nasty for me in purity.jpg]

7L: Is this really good when the strictest "Magical Network Civilization Management Regulations" has just been promulgated?

Be careful of being invited to chat by the elders of the demon network, pay attention to civilized language, buddy, I have a friend who was banned for five days because of rubbing the edge of the yellow and couldn't go to the forum, and now life is very difficult.

8L: 5L You should be glad I know you're describing the joy of shopping spree, otherwise you'd be @"Admin", and the onlookers who don't know the truth will think that we are driving dirty in a crowd, okay?

Although it is not possible to be deprived of the right to access the magic network because of this trivial matter, it is still miserable to be banned from entering the forum.

It's all to blame for those old-fashioned old men who suggested to Her Highness Isabella to purify the magic network and create a good environment for the growth of the little arcanists, have you considered the feelings of adults who are physically and mentally healthy?

To be honest, now I'm more inclined to favor banning underage arcanists on the forums.

9L: Why don't the underage arcanists have the right to go to the forums after eating your bread, huh? [Draw a circle and curse you.jpg]

10L [I like parties]: Ah, there is a tendency to crooked buildings, are these goblins in the mouth of the landlord?

[A rusty-looking key.jpg]

Fixed-point teleportation key: A space-type magic item that is teleported at a fixed point, valid for 10 times.

[A very elegant and slender broom.jpg]

Broomstick: A flying magic prop with a maximum speed of 100 km/h.

[A thick carpet embroidered with the six-pointed star logo and other beautiful patterns.jpg]

Magic Flying Carpet: Flying magic items, up to 7 passengers, and a top speed of 300 km/h.

[A scarlet cape.jpg]

Floating Cloak: Comes with five arcane arts: featherfall, levitation, flying, protective arrows, and primary resistance to energy damage, and can also seal two seven-ring arcane or one eight-ring arcane.

12L: Fixed-point teleportation key! Broomsticks! Magic Flying Carpet! Floating Cloak! I like it so much, it's really a bunch of abrasive goblins.

13L: Upstairs, I suggest you take a look at the price, and then you will calm down, the cheapest broomsticks cost 50,000 gold coins!

I don't expect anything from seven folds, but I can think about it with one fold.

14L: When I saw a series of numbers, I knew they weren't in the same world as me, and I'm afraid I wouldn't even want to touch them in my life.jpg.

15L: @我喜欢派对, why put luxury, I think these are more suitable for us [heart congestion.jpg]

[A record with a golden powder effect.jpg]

Gleging Records: A collection of 300 songs from classical, pop, opera, and other genres that can automatically play for two hours with a little magic.

[A palm-sized mirror carved with many beautiful patterns.jpg]

Magic Mirror: A talking mirror, proficient in everything from makeup, hairstyle to various fashion trend elements, knows how to guide you to wear the most perfect self.

[a dozen beautiful skirts of various colors.jpg]

Fairy dress, a must-have for the ball, wear it and you are a princess.

[A pair of crystal clear high heels.jpg]

Crystal slippers: A pair of beautiful shoes made of soft crystal, what girl can resist its beauty?

16L: Ah, I like it (screaming-)

It was as if I had seen myself dressed up under the guidance of the magic mirror, dressed in a fairy dress, wearing crystal slippers, and dancing on the dance floor with the moving music of Gluckin Records.

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17L: Wake up, what are you doing with that dancer upstairs? Hurry up and spin and jump with your eyes closed, and don't look at the prince [kill you little goblin.jpg]

18L: People can't be dismantled [hugging themselves and crying like a 300-pound ogre.jpg]

19L: Of course, there are all kinds of combat and auxiliary equipment that professionals pay the most attention to.

[A wand sparkling with three magic crystals and a magical aura.jpg]

Elemental Sigh: A high-level magic tool that comes with three six-ring arcane arts: "Flame Vortex", "Chain Lightning", and "Atmospheric Storm".

[A beautiful necklace with emerald gemstones.jpg]

Space Necklace: 2*2*2 cube space size, which can be divided into three areas.

[A maroon helmet.jpg]

Psychic Shielding Helmet: Shields all spiritual, illusionary, and psychic arcane influences below the Five Rings at all times.

[A large sword with a length of at least two meters.jpg]

Thor's Sword: A sharp sword that sharpens iron like clay, and has a 5% increase in the fighting spirit of the Thunder and Lightning series.

20L: Upstairs you put all the high-end products that are limited to purchase, and there are only five of the most numerous-sized mind-shielding helmets.

21L: yes, in fact, not too many people care about these expensive and limited-time products [Damn, it's not jealousy.jpg]

22L: Hee-hee-hee, in that case, you're welcome.

Floating Cloak*1, Fairy Skirt*1, Teleportation Key*2, Elemental Sigh*1, add to your cart in advance, they will all be mine as soon as midnight arrives on Friday.

Crazy Friday once a year, 5% off and half price, if you don't buy it, you will suffer. Gentlemen, ladies, buy, buy, buy, buy, must.

The broomstick is mine, the magic mirror is mine, the crystal slipper is mine, and the T-hunter potion is mine.

What, wallets? Oh, what about my wallet, where is it?

Don't stop me, don't stop me, go find your wallet, my mother has money!

Fake? Nonsense, do you have eyes on the soles of your feet, they are obviously shiny gold coins, how can it be a bag of discarded brass sheets!?

Go away, don't touch me, I don't take pills, don't eat, you let go of me, I'm not crazy, I'm going to participate in Crazy Friday!

Hahaha, buy, buy, buy, I said I'm not crazy, there is always a devil who wants to harm me, let go of me, I'm not crazy, hahahahaha! Come!! Come on!!

23L: I was just trying to hug the unknown thigh upstairs with envy and hatred, but I saw the second half...... I can't help but feel sad about it.

24L: The same is the end of the world, you might as well hug and cry together [West Lake water~f]

25L: It's also a true portrayal of me, I can only see it, I can't buy it, the listener is sad, and the listener is crying, it's so sad.

26L: Silently delete all the words of envy, and then put on an expression [I don't listen, I don't listen.jpg]

27L: Ever since the Dire Wolf Mall designated the fourth Friday of November as "Crazy Friday" five years ago, there has been a lot of wailing and screaming at this time of year.

My wife has been talking to her sisters and girlfriends about her shopping plans since a month ago, and I am tired of looking at the number on my bank card that is about to plummet.

PS: By the way, the bank savings service just launched by the Woking Church this year could not be better, without physical gold coins, as long as you have a bank card number, you can directly make payment transactions in the magic network.

28L: I haven't failed since I was promoted to the rank of Arcanist of the Five Rings, and I have thought of many possibilities, but this one is not included - being stumped by a magic robe with a price tag of 130,000 [I can't accept it.jpg]

29L: I just went out and took a look, and today there are 3000+ new posts related to Crazy Friday in the chatting section, and everyone is really crazy.

30L [I like parties]: Can you not be crazy, after all, it is a carnival once a year.

After the appearance of the Dire Wolf Mall, my perception of the surrounding groups has been refreshed, and it turns out that the professors who often teach us are also very fond of shopping on weekdays, and they can basically receive a package every day.

31L: The words upstairs remind me of a set of drawings that were published in the Daily Fortune Teller last time.

[Magical airship parked in one of the plazas of the School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.jpg]

[A staff member of a logistics company who is laboriously moving various packages off the airship.jpg]

[The smiling Themis students gathered around the airship.jpg]

A magic airship, this purchasing power is too strong, right?

32L [I like to party]: Actually...... Belch...... It's the weight of the day [I'm desperate too.jpg]

PS: Congratulations to the Black Iron Guy who delivered the package for becoming one of Themis' most popular people.

33L：…… I don't know whose idea Crazy Friday was, it's so scary [scared my kids out of .jpg]

34L: I don't know who came up with the idea, I just know that the goddess of wealth and business has made rapid progress in rank over the years, jumping two levels in just five years, and has been promoted from a medium-class divine power to a powerful divine power in one fell swoop.

35L: Her Highness the Goddess of Magic will definitely be able to take a certain share of the return, right, given that the mall is built on the foundation of the magic web?

36L: To correct a mistake, it should be said that the goddess of wealth and commerce develops faith with the help of the mall function of the magic network itself, and the relationship between the host and the guest is quite clear.

37L: Visually upstairs is a member of the Nine Rings Council, so he knows the inside story.

38L: The gods are still too far away from us, but it's certain that the Holy Griffin Empire has gone crazy in the past few years.

Nearly one-third of the products in the Dire Wolf Mall are provided by trusts and other companies of the Holy Griffin Empire, and the remaining one-fifth of the merchants are from the Holy Griffin Empire, and they are simply using our money to promote the development of the empire.

39L: I seem to smell a sour smell of what I said upstairs, you can resist buying it [if you can not participate in Crazy Friday, count me as a loser.jpg]

40L: The problem is - I can't control my hands [the concubine can't do it.jpg]

41L: Simple, I'll come up with an idea, just chop off your hand, cut it in two, and say goodbye to your troubles [SO EASY.jpg]

42L: Upstairs, you can help me see how to chop it. [A female six-armed naga with her face blurred, holding a sword in each arm.jpg]

43L: And me. [A huge eyeball with a diameter of more than two meters and a thousand tentacles dragging it.jpg]

44L: Me. [Six-armed snake demon with a hideous snake head in red scale armor.jpg]

45L: [An octopus creature floating in the middle of the ocean with eight tentacles.jpg]

46L：……

47L: Who do I usually talk to...... Six-armed Naga, Death-Eyed Demon, Six-armed Snake Demon, Deep Sea Octopus!

48L: I'm not surprised that the Naga Empire of the Deep Sea and the Dark Region have started to use the Mall, but have even the demons of the Lava Region started using the Mall?

49L: I think it's a four-way proposition.

50L: I ...... I...... I don't know about QAQ