Chapter 009: There is a phoenix seeking a phoenix
"Guest, what kind of wine do you drink?" It seemed that I was looking at me a little uncomfortable, and a slight displeasure flashed in the eyes of the NPC beauty, but it was fleeting.
"Senior, I seem to know why Sister Su Qin is so violent to you now." Junxin and Concubine Xin also pouted and said: "I'm still by your side, you stare at the beauty like this, I'm not afraid that I'll be jealous!" ”
"Khan, it's not what you think!" I hurriedly explained, "Do you see her ID?" ”
"See!" Jun Xin looked at the NPC beauty carefully, and said suspiciously: "Zhuo Wenjun, what's wrong?" ”
"Dizzy, don't tell me you don't know who Zhuo Wenjun is!" I'm having some egg pain.
"Why should I know her?" Concubine Jun looked at me puzzled.
"I'm convinced!" I said depressedly: "Zhuo Wenjun is the most legendary woman in history, you don't even know?" ”
"I'm not learning Chinese!" Concubine Junxin smiled and said: "Senior, why don't we come to the two altars of daughter red first, and tell me the story of this sister paper while drinking, so it makes sense to say it!" Well...... It's a bit of a taste of [thatched hut boiled wine on beauty]! ”
"It is estimated that if Cao Cao knew that you had changed [Qingmei Boiled Wine on Heroes] so indiscriminately, he would definitely jump out of the coffin." I couldn't help but smile, and then turned back to Zhuo Wenjun and said very politely: "Miss Zhuo, please bring us two good daughters on the altar." ”
"Please wait." Zhuo Wenjun, who was dressed in cloth, agreed, and went back to get wine.
"Senior, what's the story of Zhuo Wenjun?" When the wine came up, Concubine Junxin took a sip and asked curiously.
"It's actually quite corny...... Well, do you know Sima Xiangru? I asked.
"Sima Xiangru?" Concubine Jun Xin was stunned for a moment, and then said: "Sima Xiangru is an outstanding representative of Chinese cultural history and literary history, a great writer and an outstanding politician during the period of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty in the prosperous era of the Western Han Dynasty. Lu Xun's "Outline of the History of Chinese Literature" pointed out that the literati of the era of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty were similar to Sima and Sima Qian. ”
"Holy, you know that well?" My eyes widened all at once.
"Hey, hey." Concubine Jun Xin pursed her lips and smiled, and said a little embarrassedly: "Qiandu Qianke is looking for it!" ”
"Heh, that's so dishonest." I smiled and explained to Jun Xin and Concubine Xin: "To put it simply, Sima Xiangru was a very bullish literati in the Han Dynasty, and it was said that a piece of "Fu" could sell for 1,000 taels of gold at the most glorious time. ”
"Dizzy, the money of the Han Dynasty is so easy to make!" Concubine Junxin's eyes widened.
"That's just after Sima Xiangru made his career, before he didn't make a career, he was like many hard-working Internet writers now, poor and hungry." I said.
"Oh so...... But what I want to hear is Zhuo Wenjun's story, why are you talking about him? Concubine Jun asked puzzled.
"Because he is Zhuo Wenjun's husband." I smiled and said, "Actually, many people know that Sima Xiangru is good at writing, but his most powerful is pickling girls...... It can be said that ...... This pickle girl is a role model for my generation. ”
"Oh?" Junxin's concubine's eyes lit up.
"At the beginning, Sima Xiangru entered the court as an official, but the emperor valued military force over literature, so he resigned and went home. Although he is talented, but talent can't be eaten, almost when he was about to starve to death, he found Ling Wangji in Linqiong County at that time. I said vividly: "Sima Xiangru inquired before, I heard that the richest man in the local area [Zhuo Wangsun] has a daughter, he thinks that as long as he hooks up, at least he will have no worries about food and clothing in the future?" So, he made a clever plan with Wang Ji. ”
"It's too bad." Jun Xin and Concubine Xin pursed her lips and hummed.
"yes!" I also agreed: "Actually, this plan is also very simple, Wang Ji pretended not to know Sima Xiangru and was very respectful to him. Every day, he brought a large number of people to visit him with heavy gifts, but Sima Xiangru pretended to be 13 and was missing, while Wang Ji went every day and was never tired of it. ”
"I see, it's obviously a hype to raise your own value!" Jun Xin and Concubine Xin keenly found the key to the matter.
"Yes." I smiled and said: "After all, Wang Ji is the local county magistrate, and his every move usually attracts a lot of attention, and after this matter lasted for a long time, the news was spread." Then Zhuo Wenjun's father, that is, Zhuo Wangsun, he is equivalent to the current CEO of a private enterprise, and he thinks about what kind of guests the county magistrate has to respect? So he also had a great curiosity about Sima Xiangru, and held a banquet at home to entertain Wang Ji and Sima Xiangru. ”
"Sima Xiangru is going this time?" Jun Xin and Concubine Xin frowned.
"Well, it is said that it was very lively when the guests were invited that day, including the county order, officials and entrepreneurs of all sizes in the county came, but Sima Xiangru said that he was sick and could not attend the banquet." I said.
"Heh, I think this is an attempt to get away with it." Jun Xin sneered.
"That's right." I nodded and said, "Originally, waiting for the guests to arrive before inviting the guest of honor is a practice of great respect for the guest." However, if the guest of honor does not come, King Zhuo will not mention how embarrassed he is. Wang Xian Ling saw that the momentum was almost done, so he went to the door again to invite Sima Xiangru. Oh, Sima Xiangru saw that everyone was so enthusiastic, and he came with a twist. ”
"Hypocrisy." Jun Xin and Concubine Xin pouted.
"Although hypocritical, Sima Xiangru is handsome, and indeed very talented, and his conversation at the banquet shocked almost all the guests. Wang Xianling did not forget Sima Xiangru's ultimate goal of picking up girls, so when the banquet reached its climax, he took the initiative to take out a piano and asked Sima Xiangru to play a song. ”
"Feng Xi Feng Xi returned to his hometown and traveled all over the world to seek his emperor. When I haven't met anything, I don't know what to do! There are beautiful ladies in the boudoir, and the room is poisonous to my intestines. What is the fate of the neck for the mandarin ducks, and the beards and cheeks soar together! I shrugged my shoulders and smiled: "Well, this is the famous "Phoenix Seeking Phoenix" that has been passed down through the ages. ”
"It's a pity that the popular phoenix is like this." Concubine Jun Xin asked with regret: "Then Zhuo Wenjun just promised him?" ”
"Yes." I smiled: "The previous hype has made Zhuo Wenjun know about Sima Xiangru's Qinggao, and she hid behind during this banquet and saw Sima Xiangru's appearance, and then saw that this product was indeed talented, so she secretly agreed." ”
"Well, that's true of the old adage." Junxin Concubine said unhappily: "**It's not scary, I'm afraid**Culture!" ”
"So, if you want to pick up girls, you have to study!" I also laughed and said.
"No, since Zhuo Wenjun secretly agreed, then Sima Xiangru should enjoy glory and wealth after marrying her!" Concubine Jun Xin pointed to the NPC Zhuo Wenjun who was busy on the side, and said, "Why is she here?" ”
"Although Sima Xiangru is talented, he is similar to a modern dick, no house, no car, and his parents are unwilling to marry their daughter to him!" I made a joke and said: "Zhuo Wenjun is also ruthless enough, it doesn't matter if my father doesn't agree, she ran to find Sima Xiangru overnight, these two people are tender and sweet, and they both decided to elope." In this way, they opened a small hotel to make ends meet. Oh, this is the more famous allusion in history [when selling wine]. ”
"Senior, what do you mean...... This small liquor shop was opened by their husband and wife? Jun Xin and Concubine looked around and said, "But I didn't see Sima Xiangru!" ”
"You should be an official in the court, right?" I speculated: "It is said that after marrying Zhuo Wenjun, the emperor saw Sima Xiangru's "Zixu Fu" and reused him, and I don't know the specific situation. ”
"Miss Zhuo, a great event, a great event!" As we were talking, the sound of horses' hooves outside the wine shop sounded, and a man in short dress walked in briskly with a letter in his hand. As he walked, the man shouted loudly: "Your father-in-law brought a letter!" ”
"There is a Messenger of Law." Zhuo Wenjun is everyone's lady after all, although he is also extremely happy, but he is not rude, and he has done a good fortune to the messenger, and said lightly.
"Miss Zhuo, hurry up and excuse me." The messenger was a little flustered and said, "I heard that your prince is deeply trusted by the emperor and is already ranked among the third dukes, maybe this letter is for Miss Zhuo to go to the capital for a reunion." Hehe, Miss Zhuo will have to take care of the villain in the future! ”
"It's nature." Zhuo Wenjun had joy in his eyes, but his face was indifferent, and he said politely.
"Oh, Xinxin, it seems...... There's a task. After Zhuo Wenjun opened the letterhead, his originally happy face suddenly darkened, and I said keenly.
"Mission, what mission?" Concubine Jun Xin turned her head and looked at me puzzled: "Could it be that you are escorting Zhuo Wenjun to some capital?" ”
"Of course not." I shook my head deliberately and unfathomably, and then came to Zhuo Wenjun's side with the heart of a concubine, and said in a low voice: "Miss Zhuo, we are martial artists in the Jiangshan Continent, how can I help you?" ”
"The distinguished guest came from afar, and Wen Jun is just a mountain and wild village woman, don't say that there is nothing to do, even if there is something, how dare you work for the noble guest?" Zhuo Wenjun's face was bloodless, and his lips were trembling slightly.
"Miss Zhuo is serious." I pointed to the letterhead in her hand that had not yet been put away, and said lightly: "Your husband has sent you a letter thousands of miles away, if Miss Zhuo wants to reply to the letter, you might as well leave it to me." As a warrior, I'm always faster than the messengers...... Well...... Late will change. ”
Hearing me say this, Zhuo Wenjun raised his eyebrows slightly: "Isn't it a guest officer, what rumors have you heard?" ”
"Well, sort of." I nodded. As far as I know, after Sima Xiangru was developed, like all men, his mind was chaotic.
"Since this is the case, then Wen Jun will not hide it from your guests." Zhuo Wenjun sighed slightly, and slowly unfolded the letterhead, and the big characters on it were foggy: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, hundred, thousand, thousand.
"Senior, what does this mean?" Jun Xin and Concubine Xin looked at it several times, turned her head and asked me.