Chapter 518 - Disrespectful for the Old
The retreat of the Eagle King Zhanfei Yun Yang didn't know, but after Yun Yang walked through the maze of peach and bamboo yin and yang, and came to the wasteland, he found that he was really in trouble!
This wasteland is very desolate, but there is an unpleasant stench, even a person like Yun Yang, who has undergone great changes and crawled out of the pile of dead people, can't help but spew acid water!
It's not that Yun Yang can't stand the stench, but this stench is so sour that it makes people so disgusting that they want to vomit and rush to the sea and never return!
Wen Lingsu, who finally woke up, rolled his eyes when he smelled the stench, and held it for a long time, and finally vomited like Yunyang!
Just when Yun Yang and Wen Lingsu were scrambling to vomit, they heard someone shouting and scolding: "Hey, a kid and a girl over there, you are new here, why have I never seen you." β
Yun Yang and Wen Lingsu were shocked when they heard this voice, and after glancing at each other, they hurriedly looked around, but they didn't find anyone at all, Yun Yang wondered where the person went, could it be that he was hallucinating, but it shouldn't be! If it was an auditory hallucination, it would be impossible for both himself and Wen Lingsu to hear this voice!
Yun Yang stood in front of Wen Lingsu and looked around with some doubts, but he still didn't find any trace of the voice!
At this time, Wen Lingsu said to Yun Yang a little weakly, "This is the technique of transmitting sound for thousands of miles, and it is the transmission of people with extremely deep internal strength!" β
Yun Yang couldn't help but gasp when he heard this, and said secretly, "Could it be that this person is the master of arranging the peach and bamboo yin and yang maze array?!" β
Just when Yun Yang frowned, and was even ready to run away, he heard the voice coming again: "Hey, I'm here, I'm here, two boys look down, look down." β
"Looking down?" Yun Yang and Wen Lingsu couldn't help but look down suspiciously, and then suddenly Yun Yang's face froze, Wen Lingsu's little face immediately turned red, took a sip, and immediately turned his head!
I saw Yun Yang staring at a place at this time, his face was embarrassed and he didn't know what to say, but he saw that under a bush not far from Yun Yang, a half-squatting person in the grass was, and the snow-white fart kept writhing there, as if showing off.
Yun Yang was stunned, Yun Yang met someone on such an occasion for the first time this time, and he didn't know what to say for a while, did he say to this person: Hey, buddy pulls it. Or do you say: Big brother, your ass is so white.
, brother is not chrysanthemum full of hillsides.
Yun Yang's face was embarrassed at this time, and he really didn't know what to say, but the person who was squatting in the pit was very generous, turned his head to look at Yun Yang, well, just turned his head, didn't move his snow-white ass, and said to Yun Yang: "Hey, are you new here?" Weird!? Since there was that weird fog here, there have been no newcomers for more than ten years, how did you come here? β
Yun Yang was embarrassed at this time, it was really difficult to answer at this time, the man saw that Yun Yang did not answer, blinked his eyes under the snow-white eyebrows, and said to himself: "That's not right! The red mist is not something that ordinary people can be surprised by! β
Speaking of which, the man didn't even bother to wipe off the scum hanging on his buttocks, and jumped in front of Yun Yang, yes! It's to jump in front of Yunyang! A few feet away was just a jump, and he came to Yun Yang!
Yun Yang's light skills flew like a shadow, and he was directly thrown out of countless streets in front of this jump! Even the distance traveled by this jump is a few points stronger than the Peerless Peerless Shapeshifting Shadow Changing Divine Skill!
Then the man lifted the trousers, bent over, and asked, ignoring the snow-white stubble on the corner of his mouth, "How did you get in?" It's so much fun! It's so much fun! Can you teach me well! β
The man kept pleading around Yun Yang like a madman, but Yun Yang looked at the man there and muttered for a while, and the black lines on his head kept emerging from his head!
You must know that the man's hand on the Yunyang Phantom Wolf Bone Set is covered with the residue of his ass! Yun Yang didn't kick that person away, which can already be regarded as giving him face!
Ahem! Of course, Yun Yang wanted to break free from the man's hands, but Yun Yang seemed to be clamped by iron tongs, and he couldn't move half a minute at all! Obviously, this man has already exploded in terms of strength alone!
"Who the hell is this man?" Yun Yang cried with a sad face, and really wanted to yell at this old man, seeing that he was full of white hair, white eyebrows, and white beard, although he was not trimmed, he still looked like a fairy wind and bones, but he was a madman who was crazy and crazy and disrespectful to the old!
What made Yun Yang even more puzzled was that after a short period of contact, although Yun Yang did not use the insight technique, he could still feel that this person's internal strength was strong, so strong that Yun Yang didn't need to deliberately detect it, and he could definitely feel his coercion!
It's not that he can't control the true qi in his body and has just entered the innate realm, but it is a kind of natural coercion of a rookie like Yun Yang by a master! Only those who can do this can have such strength and realm as a character at the peak of their innate peak!
Wen Lingsu, who turned his head, only heard the man's chatter, but didn't hear what Yun Yang said, so he couldn't help but cover his little face, turned his head, and looked out from between his fingers!
But when she looked at it, she almost didn't get disgusted, screamed, immediately covered her eyes, and kicked at the crazy man! While kicking and scolding, "Stinky cow hooligan! Shameless! β
It stands to reason that how could a person like Wen Lingsu, who had lost all his internal strength, kick into the body of an innate master!
But what happened was beyond Yun Yang's expectations, Wen Lingsu not only kicked the man, but also shouted at him, begging for mercy, "It hurts!" Oops! It hurts! Stop kicking! Kick the ass of the bad couple! β
As soon as he heard the word fart, Wen Lingsu's little face turned even redder! Only then did he realize that he had kicked this person and hadn't even lifted his pants, so he quickly blushed, stopped kicking people's jade feet, turned his head, and made a shy and aggrieved look!
The man didn't seem to know what embarrassment was, and glanced at Yun Yang again, his face full of resentment! Yes! It's a grudge! Can you imagine a crane-haired old glass giving you that kind of chrysanthemum-filled hillside resentful look?
All right! I only heard the man ask in a gloomy and complaining way towards Yunyang, "...... Do you have paper? β
"There's your uncle!" The corners of Yun Yang's mouth twitched, and he really wanted to scold this person, but he still held back his anger and touched his nose, wow! A foul smell caused Yun Yang to turn over the river and the sea in Yun Yang's stomach!
After a long time, Yun Yang finally reacted, so he said in a hoarse voice.
"Gross! Ahem...... Don't look at me like that! Vomit! I didn't bring any paper with me! Yun Yang patted his chest, looking at the scum on the butt covered in his hands, and there was another rush to the sea and never returned!
This is Wen Lingsu also scolded at the man: "Gadfly, don't hurry up and put your pants on"
When the old urchin heard this, he looked down and exclaimed, "Turn your head away." β
Forehead? Yun Yang and Wen Lingsu were suddenly full of black lines, they really didn't expect this person to be shy!
At this time, the crane haired boy and crazy person also wiped his buttocks, lifted his pants, wiped his hands, and returned to his sanctimonious appearance, uh, how is it possible? ! I don't know how the system was designed when designing the NPC, but this old man was designed to be a character who has passed the age of sixtieth birthday, but he doesn't understand world affairs, and his mind is as naΓ―ve as a child.
I saw him shout excitedly, and then grabbed Yun Yang's hand and said, "Tell me!" Tell me! How did you get out of that red smoke? Let's go, play with me, play with smoke! Playful! Playful! Today, I'm going to pick some peach blossoms! Hey! Interesting, interesting. β
While saying this, this person dragged Yun Yang to run into the peach and bamboo yin and yang two yi maze, Yun Yang was so frightened that he suddenly became excited, that peach and bamboo yin and yang two yi maze, since Yun Yang has experienced it once, he will not want to experience it a second time!
But no matter how much Yun Yang struggled, he couldn't break free from this person's hands, so he could only let him pull forward!
finally came out, how could Yun Yang go to the Taozhu Yin and Yang Array to die again! Hurriedly shouted at the old man, "This senior! This senior, please let go! That formation, called the Taozhu Yin and Yang Array, is just a maze, and there is no fog as you say! β
"Why not? I'll show you! That red mist is really fun! Playful! The man said, a little faster!
Yun Yang glanced at Wen Lingsu and wanted to ask her for help, but he didn't know if Wen Lingsu was frightened by this old man's obscenity, or if he remembered something, he just looked at the Taozhu Yin and Yang Array from afar!
The mountains will fall, the sea will dry, everyone will run, and in the end, you can only rely on yourself!
Yun Yang pulled the old man's arm with all his strength and pleaded, "Senior! Seniors! We just strayed into this place and don't know what it is! Let's talk first, don't go to that maze, okay? β
"It's not fun! It's not fun! You're not fun! Don't accompany me to see the Red Mist! I've been watching the red mist for more than ten years! You don't play with me! It's not fun! After that, the angry little old man even put on an aggrieved face, which made Yun Yang feel speechless!
Fortunately, the old man also stopped running into the maze of Taozhu Yin and Yang, which made Yun Yang breathe a sigh of relief, as for the little old man's grudges, Yun Yang directly ignored it!
Brother is not a person with chrysanthemums all over the hillside, is it okay for brother to be a normal male silver!
I saw that the sun that had just broken through the clouds shone down, and the little old man's face was reflected more clearly, and Yun Yang had time to look at the little old man! I saw that his beard was pale, not completely white, but he had not shaved for many years, and he was as shaggy as a savage, and it was very frightening.
It's just that what is extremely inconsistent with his appearance is the heart of this little old man! This little old man should be over the age of the sixtieth year just by looking at his actual age, of course, it is possible to be older, after all, after entering the innate realm, the speed of aging of the martial artist will be reduced!
Unlike the increase in his age, the person is still in childhood, both intellectually and interestedly, and this condition is usually called a pathology, and this patient has a very common name: idiot.
The situation of this little old man, although not an idiot, is by no means normal. It can only be regarded as a typical manifestation of disrespect for the old and immature mind.