Atemu fainted and died. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

The culprit is not Wu Song.

He was stunned by his pig-like teammates.

This pig-like teammate is the Chinese translator. The guy didn't know how badly Atemu was injured. Hearing Wu Song's words, he thought he had found an opportunity to turn the tables.

"Mr. Atemu, the man pleaded guilty to the foul." The translator quickly translated Wu Song's original words, lest Atiemu miss the opportunity for revenge: "He asked you to get up, and if he didn't dodge or dodge, he would let you punch him, which would be considered a tie." ”

Hearing this, Atemu was so angry that he almost cried. Brother, we can't even climb up now, how can you let me go and punch him back.

Damn translation, is this deliberately mocking me? Yes, they are all Chinese, and Chinese must help Chinese, translating this dog thing that eats inside and out, falling into the well, it is really not a thing. Ah Tiemu was so angry that he became short of breath, snorting and gasping for breath a few times, and he stared at him and completely fainted.

Let's say that the doctor from the gymnasium arrived quickly and treated Atemu.

Thorpe protested repeatedly, and two other Australian men also roared loudly: "Shameless robbers! Shameless! You Chinese, all shameless robbers, thieves, drug-addicted liars! Fack! ”

At this moment, with the help of the middle-aged uncle, Wu Song took off his boxing gloves.

This big brother selflessly helps himself and is really a good person.

Wu Song was grateful, and was about to say some words of thanks, when he looked up, he saw the middle-aged uncle trembling all over, looking at the three fans, with a resentful expression.

"Big brother, what's wrong with you, you're trembling, is it a sudden chill?" Wu Song asked kindly.

The middle-aged uncle snorted coldly: "Horton's grandson is making a big statement again, it's really too deceitful!" ”

"What fire?" Wu Song didn't understand very well.

The middle-aged uncle looked quite resentful of Australia, and he was a little happy when he saw that Wu Song had taught his opponent a lesson.

Seeing the behemoth man's confused appearance, he couldn't help but explain one or two impatiently: "That group is from the Australian swimming team, and this time the team is led by Thorpe and came to China for exchanges." The golden retriever man, Mark Houghton, won the men's 400m freestyle final at the last Olympics with a time of 3:41.55. However, this person's character is really bad, and during the interview, he even slandered my country's player Sun Yang in public as a liar who took medicine, and now he is spraying feces here, which is really arrogant. ”

"How dare you slander our player and beat him?" Wu Song's eyebrows rose, and all the heroes of Liangshan also showed murderous aura.

"If you can really beat him, I don't know how many people in China can't help but want to take action." The middle-aged uncle sighed: "The key is that you can't beat it." The international impact is not good. There was a young man named Qin Xiaoming, who was so angry that he scolded this grandson in front of the world media, but what happened, he even lost his job. Everyone is angry, and they can only make up some jokes to scold each other. ”

Qin Xiaoming? All the heroes of Liangshan smiled knowingly, this kid is really a bloody man.

"What's the joke?" For the wild people of Liangshan, they have to receive a lot of information in a short period of time, and they really don't know what a joke is.

"Jokes are funny words." The middle-aged uncle patiently explained.

Dong Ping was a curious baby, and asked again and again: "What's the joke about this Huo Dun, big brother, tell us one." ”

The middle-aged uncle groaned for a while, and then told a joke with a smile: "One day, Yangyang asked me: Coach, what are we going to eat at night?" Without thinking, I said: boil the fish or stew it! Chicken! Let's do it! Yangyang didn't hear clearly, and continued to ask me: Coach, I'm sorry, what's behind the boiled fish? I didn't hear clearly. I replied impatiently: Or stew! Chicken! Let's do it! As a result, Yang Yang suddenly laughed, and said loudly word by word: Or! Stew! Piece! Chicken! Let's do it! , This kid, a very honest child, didn't expect to be an old driver. ”

Or! Stew! Piece! Chicken! Let's do it!

What's so funny about this, all the heroes in Liangshan looked at each other, and really felt that the so-called jokes were too boring.

The middle-aged man laughed loudly, and found that everyone did not mean to agree, and his face turned red. He swore that the nerves of this group were definitely abnormal, otherwise, why wouldn't everyone laugh at such a funny thing.

"400m freestyle? What kind of thing is this? Wu Song really didn't understand, and when he saw that the other party didn't smile, he patiently asked.

Suddenly, the middle-aged uncle began to regret it, why did he have to talk too much and talk more than this, he had to talk about this with this layman, it was like a chicken and a duck.

However, the topic has already begun, and the 'successful' has attracted the attention of the other party, and it would be rude for him to suddenly stop the topic.

"Freestyle is one of the swimming events. There are no technical rules, and the person who swims the fastest 400 meters is the winner of the race. The middle-aged uncle explained.

"Oh!" Wu Song suddenly realized.

"So, what is a swimming competition?" Wu Song had another look of humble inquiry.

The middle-aged uncle stumbled. Now, he was really angry.

This kid looks loyal and honest, but he didn't expect to be a boring and painful master, even a five-year-old child knows about the swimming competition, you are in your twenties, make such a joke with me, is it interesting? When I'm a fool to tease, right?

Forget it, let's stay away from this group of fools, I heard that the second cargo disease is particularly contagious. The middle-aged uncle smiled awkwardly, turned around and wanted to say goodbye, but heard someone explain very seriously: "Erlang, haven't you watched TV?" Isn't swimming just swimming in water? The swimming competition is probably a water competition, right? ”

It's a pity that this group of people is talking about things and doesn't want to be actors.

The middle-aged man shook his head, but his ears suddenly pricked up, and he heard someone sneer: "Speaking of water, who can compare to Brother Shun, the big trumpet of the white stripes in the waves, it is not called in vain." ”

Someone said disdainfully: "It's not a problem for Brother Shun to dive underwater for seven days and seven nights, what kind of fire bird feathers are this, it's a bird." ”

Seven days and seven nights of underwater diving?

The middle-aged uncle suddenly became angry.

I went there, and this group of people didn't pretend to be crazy, but they were really crazy, more real than hazelnuts.

I don't know which madhouse didn't keep the door open and let this group of buddies out. Now the management of these psychiatric hospitals is really too lax, what about professional ethics?

The middle-aged uncle took out his mobile phone, quietly pressed the three numbers of 110, and as soon as his thumb slipped, he was waiting to press the dial-out button.