At this time, I really don't know if it's a crisis or an opportunity, a crisis is always a crisis and an opportunity, and the danger is that this old guy will definitely not give Shui Wuxian a good face and will definitely stumble; The opportunity is that this old guy has the highest right to speak, he said that one person can't say two, and being able to settle him is equal to worry-free. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Principal Huang talked about Shui Wuxian Dad with one mouth, and what he said was not a good thing, everyone was stunned, in their impression, Principal Huang was polite and kind, and had a high prestige among teachers and students.

"What, Principal Huang, I have too much inconvenience in the Department of Economics and Management, and I have directly helped me change departments, so I don't have to trouble everyone anymore. Isn't it annoying to hold meetings for my? Do you think so? ”

Shui Wuxian mobilized the power of public opinion to take the lead, everyone was not very old, but they were all old foxes, and they were all stunned to pretend to be crazy and stupid when they couldn't hear it. Principal Huang had foreseen this outcome and walked to the empty seat in the corner and sat down. Obviously, the office desk in the middle was the center of the meeting at the beginning, and Principal Huang sat down in the corner, and everyone adjusted their seats to face him, and it was clear that he was the main one.

"Okay, study for a year first, and then submit a report application to me." Principal Huang said without blinking, and the smile of a thief made Shui Wuxian very unhappy.

"You can turn it right away if you say a word, so why bother everyone."

"Nonsense! You say it's going to be turned, huh? What do you do with school rules? Do you still take everyone in your eyes? ”

Everyone despised in their hearts and said: You don't let the family change to us! And "everyone" too.

"When I signed up for the Department of Economics and Management, why didn't you say earlier that all the people in the Department of Economics and Management were women!"

"How did I know that it was all women when you signed up? Besides, what does it matter to me that you signed up! ”

"It's always been like this, you're still pretending to be stupid? Every year, there are more women than men, will there be earth-shaking changes this year? Besides, if you didn't always say in front of my mother that your school's economics and management department is the best in the world, would I have been cheated! ”

"I don't know, I just don't know! Besides, isn't it the reason why you applied to the Department of Economics and Management to learn from your father's love to show mercy everywhere? How do I know if you're here for girls on purpose! ”

"Still belittling my dad, it seems that if I don't teach you a lesson, you don't know how to be afraid!" Shui Wuxian raised his sleeves, this guy is really angry, but he is full of ridicule.

"Want to beat me up? Come on, I'm upset when I look at you, and I'm just going to get rid of it! ”

Everyone was in an uproar, how could Principal Huang have such a cheap other side, shouldn't it be a dual personality? Minister Qiao reacted quickly, and immediately came up and slapped Shui Wuxian on the back of the head, grabbed Shui Wuji's elbow and whispered to him to apologize to the principal, find another way to deal with the credits, and being expelled is not a joke.

Shui Wuxian had a little time to calm down, and immediately calmed down, knowing that he had accidentally caught this guy's way! can't be led by the other party's nose, and if you almost didn't achieve your goal, you have to apologize to the other party, and you have to apologize to your wife and lose your soldiers! The most important point of negotiation is to use things that can suppress the other party as a foundation, and to carry out purposeful guidance. Thinking of this, Shui Wuxian calmed down, reached into his pocket with his right hand, opened his mobile phone, and quickly dialed a phone number. The movement was extremely small and no one noticed, Shui Wuxian smiled, and the time to fight back had come.

"Now there are not enough male students in the Department of Economics and Management, I have to participate in the program to get basic credits, Principal Huang." Although Shui Wuxian calmed down, he accentuated the three words of Principal Huang, and he could almost crush his teeth with his strength.

"It's not something I can handle, the project and the number of people are all set in advance, and I can't change it for you alone." Huang Yulun smiled, looking at the water in front of him without a trace, it was really pleasant to be physically and mentally deflated.

"There's no need to change it, let me participate in a girls' project and get a gangster score, just a freshman cup, one more me, not too much, no less, no less."

"It's worthy of the shameless son who was born in the stinky and shameless way, and only you can think of such an ambitious idea of participating in the girls' project gangsters! Why, I didn't fight with boys, I could only bully girls? Principal Huang threw back to him Shui Wuji's request to steal beams and change pillars, change ideas, and change ideas.

"Principal Huang, are you deaf? I've already said that there aren't enough boys in the program, so I want to bully boys, and you have to give me a chance, right? ”

"Get out, don't even think about it!" Principal Huang scolded regardless of his identity. In everyone's minds, Principal Huang's mighty image was already shattered, and they even looked at Shui Wuxian with some sympathy.

However, Shui Wuxian does not need their sympathy, please leave the sympathy to Principal Huang. Principal Huang and Shui Wangming know a little bit about the, and Shui Wuxian knows a little. Huang Yulun Shui Wangming made the fox love nearly ten years old and was a good friend, and later Huang Yulun and Shui Wangming fell in love with Shui Wuxi's mother at the same time, and the process was not very clear, and in the end, there was Shui Wuxi, so the ending was very clear. Huang Yulun hated Shui Wangming because of this, and he barely maintained contact by relying on Ling Huqing in the middle, but no one can say whether the line drawn out is friendship or jealousy.

Shui Wuxian unhurriedly took out his mobile phone from his pocket and smiled at Principal Huang: "You say I'm a stinky and shameless son, do you believe it or not, I called my mother?" ”

"You dare? Oh no, you fight, I dare to do it! Your family isn't a good bird anyway! ”

Principal Huang saw that Shui Wuxian mentioned that his mother was faintly restless, although he couldn't become a husband and wife in the end, but the love was still there.

Shui Wuxian looked at Principal Huang and began to feel some sympathy in his heart, he had already connected the phone early in the morning, and reached out to turn on the amplification, he knew the character of Shui Wujian's mother.

"Yellow... Yu... Lun! After the mobile phone amplified, an angry female voice shouted word by word, "You say I'm stinky and shameless? ”

Principal Huang exerted the speed of a 100-meter sprint to reach out and grab the mobile phone without a trace, his nervous hand trembled and he couldn't put the phone in his ear correctly, and when he saw that he couldn't do anything, he had to quickly shout at the mobile phone first: "It's not about you, it's not about you!" I said that bastard stinks shamelessly! ”

"What about 'a family that is not a good bird'?" The amplification had not yet been turned off, and the sound coming from inside was already clearly suppressing the fury of rage. Mother is good, Shui Wuxian estimates that his own affairs should be fine!

"No...... That's not what it means, you know, I didn't think of you as that bastard family subconsciously. Principal Huang finally succeeded in placing the position of the mobile phone correctly in his ear, the sweat on his forehead was sad, and he forgot to turn it off.

"Huang Yulun, I'm not done with you!" Shui Wuji's mobile phone was turned on at the highest volume, and Principal Huang put his ear next to the phone, and his mother's roar was estimated to scare Principal Huang's urine.

I don't know if Shui Wuxian guessed that Principal Huang was scared to pee or if he was afraid that he would continue to lose face in front of everyone, so he hurriedly turned off the amplification and ran out of the office door, muttering in a low voice: "Don't, don't talk to my wife about this kind of trivial matter......"

Principal Huang's wife Shui Wuxian is more impressive, she is a good sister of Shui Wuxian's mother, the relationship between the two is very good, and she is beautiful and virtuous, and she doesn't know what Huang Yulun had in her last life, and she married her in this life. She often comes to Shui's house as a guest, but she doesn't remember her name, because Shui Wuxian must call her: Godmother. So Principal Huang is his godfather? It seems that Huang Yulun is not only in his previous life, but also in his previous life, and he has such an excellent godson. Life can't always be perfect everywhere, so Shui Wuxian thought to himself, it's not too much to pit his father a little, right?

"That, I want to say, the surname water should be rare, you are ......" Minister Qiao had a lot to ask, and suddenly he didn't know which one to ask, and the most irrelevant question popped up.

"Yes."

"Oh."

Look, it's such an inconsequential question, whether Shui Wuji answers yes or no, he can only nod and say, "Oh." ”

Everyone's eyes turned to Minister Qiao, accusing her of the very poor quality of her questions and not being able to satisfy everyone's curiosity, and Minister Qiao also blamed himself rarely, and when he thought about it for a while and wanted to ask a more in-depth question, Principal Huang ran back with a burning ass.

Shui Wuxian first reacted to look at his crotch to verify his conjecture that he was scared to pee. Obviously there are some water stains, and I don't know if it's cold sweat dripping down my head and getting wet, or if I'm really scared to pee. Shui Wuxian pondered whether to find someone to do a urine test, and Principal Huang threw the mobile phone back in his hand to him, as if he was holding a time bomb instead of a mobile phone. The mood of the person who threw it fluctuated too much, and the thing thrown was even more out of sight, and the water ran back two meters without a trace before he grabbed the phone. The phone was still on, and Shui Wuxian said a few words to his mother and hung up.

"That's, just, what, ah, what."

"Principal Huang, speak human words." Shui Wuxian sighed, this guy was scared a lot, wouldn't Alzheimer's have an early attack, right?

"Shui students can participate in the volleyball cup in the Freshman United Cup, that's all."

"It's not fair, there are fewer girls in our department, and even fewer know volleyball!"

"Add a man, this can't be played!"

The sports ministers of other departments have complained, although they are complaining, but the tone seems to be ** saying "guest officer, don't". No way, although Huang Yulun's status in his mind has dropped a lot, his identity is still the principal!

"I didn't say that Shui participated in the women's volleyball cup! This year's volleyball cup is a new project, and I believe that there are still relatively few students who can play volleyball, so this year's volleyball cup is not divided into male and female events, and only a mixed cup is held! ”

"Principal Huang's arrangement is so right! We are the first in the computer department to agree, who has an opinion on me and who is anxious! Minister Lin replied with a smile, this idea was too much in line with his heart, and he had long forgotten that he was the first to jump out and shout against it just now.

There are more boys and few girls in computers, and it is easier to pick out the boys who can play volleyball than to find girls. The sports ministers of the various departments have no objection, none of the departments of the women's program can compete with the economics and management department, this time the volleyball cup is mixed with men and women and the number of people is not limited is too advantageous for them, just get a boys' team mixed with a girl to compete. Although the girls in the management department are powerful, there is still a physical gap between them and the boys, and they can only get a team of girls with only one boy at most, and they are almost lost.

"I agree, as long as I can participate I have no opinion." Shui Wuji said loudly.

"It's not your turn to have an opinion here!" Principal Huang gritted his teeth and said to me, but his eyes looked at Minister Qiao, "The minority obeys the majority, Minister Qiao, this matter is so decided, and then we will summarize the organization of this freshman United Cup, so that the chairman of the student union, Mr. Xu, knows and arranges it." ”

A boy on the side nodded innocently, damn, Shui Wuxian realized that the dumb man in the corner turned out to be the chairman, not the dumb man spoke earlier! I almost thought that this was a meeting of underworld forces presided over by Minister Qiao!

"After a long time, there is still a way for me to participate, so it would be better to decide earlier?" Shui Wuxian smiled at Principal Huang.

"You stinky little ......"

Shui Wuxian hadn't put his mobile phone back in his pocket yet, and he raised it up and posed as a Pose of the Tota Heavenly King to subdue the devil, and Principal Huang, who was scared, pulled out his legs and ran out, and did not forget to explain to everyone: "No one can say anything about today's affairs, these are my private affairs, don't worry about public and private affairs!" ”

Shui Wuxian took a sip and put away his phone. It is estimated that when I see this goods in the future, I will be able to clean him up by taking out my mobile phone and putting it on a POSE. Everyone's eyes immediately became respectful, and Shui Wuxian arched his hand at them embarrassedly, and said, "Not enough to worry about teeth, not enough to worry about teeth." ”

"No your head!" Minister Qiao came over with an arrow and slapped him almost knocking Shui Wuxian to the ground, "Do you have the quality to spit?" ”

Shui Wuxian hurriedly apologized, forgetting that the Department of Economics and Management specializes in heroines! This slap made all the people who originally respected Shui Wuxian respect Minister Qiao, and cleaned up a person who could clean up the principal, which was naturally more worthy of respect.