Chapter 39: The Dog Author Grabs the Protagonist's Golden Finger for the Readers' Dads (Big Chapter!)
"Readers control the settlement of speeches on the platform. β
"The most praised chapter is said to be published by [Beihai Has a Cat], and it reads: Turn around and slap the golden zombie and say: 'Backhand a super double. After speaking, he took out a cup of cappuccino, poured it into the golden zombie and said: "Pour a cup of cappuccino for Auntie" and then walked upside down with a limit spiral, and said Grandpa Lu's self-created tomato series (such as "tomato tripe") After saying it all, reward a cup of cappuccino (magic modification, automatically refill the cup every day, the effect is equivalent to the fairy beans of Dragon Ball) The other rewards The author looks at it himself, such a handsome operation, does Xu Xiaofan like it?
"The task is officially released, and within twenty minutes of the task time, the task rewards are [All Attributes +3], [Magic Modified Cappuccino], and [Super Double Card x1]. β
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"Actually come to control the mission at this time!"
"Dog author, are you going to kill me!"
Xu Xiaofan was roaring, but as soon as he opened his mouth, the wind continued to pour into his mouth.
"How did the surprise come so suddenly. β
The dog author smiled and said, "You have to think about how to complete the new control task." β
"How else can I complete the control mission! This mission is simply sending me to death!"
Xu Xiaofan was about to cry, he felt that he must have gone too far just now, so he made the dog author angry, he must be deliberately retaliating against me!
Flying in the sky uncontrollably, how to complete the control task!
And this reader, it really made Xu Xiaofan angry, he actually asked me if I liked this control task!
Ghosts like to complete control tasks!
I want to live!
"Calm down, calm down!"
Xu Xiaofan glanced at the ground, and was about to land!
Even if the average value of his four major bodies exceeds 40 points, if he falls from such a high place, he will be seriously injured if he doesn't die!
And now it's too late in time, there is no way to delay waiting for the dog author to enforce the task.
"Levitation!"
"Feathers fly!"
"Light Body!"
"Primary Impact Resistance!"
Xu Xiaofan released several low-level magic in a row, barely stabilizing his body in the air.
"It's dangerous!"
The ground was only a few meters away from Xu Xiaofan's feet, Xu Xiaofan couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, if it was a little later, he would definitely be smashed into a pulp.
"Huh!"
A strong wind came from behind, and Xu Xiaofan was shocked.
The golden zombie mother body is still chasing after her!
"Huh!"
Xu Xiaofan lowered his head and narrowly avoided the fatal claw of the golden zombie.
Feeling the strong wind blowing overhead, Xu Xiaofan broke out in a cold sweat.
If you hesitate a little longer, I'm afraid you're going to die!
According to common sense, in the stage of controlling the task, Xu Xiaofan has certain special skills and setting blessings, for example, when he danced in front of the zombies before, the zombies would mostly stand in place and cooperate with him.
But Xu Xiaofan is not sure if this special setting will take effect every time, if there is no special setting for zombies this time, Xu Xiaofan will turn around and complete the control task, and he will definitely be killed by the deadly attack of the golden zombies!
The ultra-high intelligence attribute allowed Xu Xiaofan to take into account many factors in a very short period of time, so as to make the most correct judgment that was most beneficial to himself.
"I have to control the mission, but I have to take my life too!"
Xu Xiaofan raised his head and took out a card from his arms.
γMatchless Cardγ!
This life-saving card has been around for so long, and now it's time to use it!
Xu Xiaofan used the card very decisively.
A stream of silvery-white energy erupted from his body, and a powerful air current swept through his body.
"Huh!"
"Whoa, whoa!"
The wind howled, and the incomparably violent air currents sent out a powerful impact on Xu Xiaofan's side.
At this moment, he is no longer Xu Xiaofan.
He is, Xu Saiyan Three Kingdoms Warriors Cutting Paper Flow Xiaofan!
The Musou card may not be strong enough to rival the eight-headed zombie mother, but it can definitely be compared to a single zombie mother!
Xu Xiaofan turned around and slapped the golden zombie: "Lao Tzu's backhand is a super double!"
"Smack!"
A strong airflow erupted, and Xu Xiaofan's slap knocked the golden zombie upside down.
Relieve gas!
Special relief!
Let you chase me!
If I jump off the building, you jump with me, so if I eat, will you eat it too?
"Hey, it hurts. β
Xu Xiaofan shook his hand, it seems that the strength of the zombie mother body is indeed strong. Xu Xiaofan raised his head and looked at the golden zombie flying out upside down, and he was suddenly stunned.
Xu Xiaofan's slap was very powerful, just like the unequaled ultimate, the golden zombie flew out upside down and hit countless walls.
"Boom!"
The walls kept collapsing, hiding the golden zombie's body.
But when it stood up, Xu Xiaofan couldn't help but gasp.
The golden zombie, which was originally only one meter and two or three heads, suddenly became more than six meters tall!
It was covered in golden light, and its hideous eyes like lanterns were condescending, staring at Xu Xiaofan.
"!"
Xu Xiaofan realized that he couldn't help but scold.
This bullshit is super doubled, it's really super doubled!
The devil knows that this slap actually doubled the size of the golden zombie in the true sense!
What a!
I know with my toes that even if I open the Musou card, I can't kill this guy!
Xu Xiaofan didn't say a word, turned his head and ran.
The powerful air flow enveloped Xu Xiaofan, making him run fast.
"It's the captain!
"The captain is too powerful, it's okay to jump from such a high building!"
"Wait, what's that!"
The people on the rooftop saw this incredible scene.
"Roar!"
The huge golden zombie was eye-catching, even in the night, it was clearly visible, it moved its thighs and pursued Xu Xiaofan.
It has not forgotten the shame of that slap.
How dare a tiny human slap it.
"Boom!"
The golden zombies were furious, rampage along the way, knocking down countless buildings and structures.
Xu Xiaofan listened to the sound of the building collapsing constantly behind him, and panicked.
"Did I rob your wife, or did I kill your child!"
"Can you chase me like that!"
Xu Xiaofan looked back from time to time, and he suddenly found that with the passage of time, the size of the golden zombie was slowly shrinking.
"It turns out that the Super Double has a time limit, which is shorter than the time limit of the Matchless Card!"
Xu Xiaofan's confidence suddenly increased, and after he took the golden zombie to sneak around a few times, when the golden zombie returned to his original reminder, Xu Xiaofan suddenly stopped his body.
Xu Xiaofan turned around and smiled hideously: "Little zombie, now it's my turn." β
"Let you chase me! Come on, I'm not going to run, I'll take the initiative!
Xu Xiaofan rushed towards the golden zombie.
"Whew!"
The golden zombie whimpered, it seemed to remember the taste of the slap just now, and it froze in place, not running away or moving.
"Come on!"
Xu Xiaofan roared angrily, and a cup of cappuccino appeared in the center of his palm full of air currents.
Then Xu Xiaofan rushed to the golden zombie, and without saying a word, he strangled the golden zombie's neck with a strong force, and then forcibly poured the coffee in: "Pour a cappuccino for Auntie!"
"Ahem, ahem!"
The golden zombie choked and rolled its eyes, it couldn't imagine why someone would be idle enough to pour coffee on a zombie.
After pouring the coffee, Xu Xiaofan turned over, walked upside down in a spiral to the limit, and then kicked sideways, and the powerful airflow hit the golden zombie and kicked it far away.
"You can answer me, I eat tissue boxes, eat my tomatoes five combo......"
Xu Xiaofan muttered the words of mission information that suddenly popped up in his mind, and then ran towards the golden zombie.
It flies in the sky.
It's going to fall!
At the moment when the golden zombie was about to land, Xu Xiaofan also rushed over!
He's coming!
That's him!
The hope of football in this era!
The powerful airflow swept through Xu Xiaofan's right leg, and the air vortex also appeared, and he made a side kick, and the power of this kick made the space around him shatter inch by inch!
"Ahh
"Bang!"
With a roar full of catharsis, the golden zombie was kicked by Xu Xiaofan to a farther and higher sky, turning into a meteor and disappearing at the end of the night sky.
"Ding~!"
A meteor flew across the sky, shimmering with golden light.
Xu Xiaofan nodded with satisfaction: "Fortunately, I have a life-saving card, otherwise this control mission will really kill me." β
Taking advantage of the fact that the timeliness of the Wushuang Card had not yet passed, Xu Xiaofan returned to the bottom of the building and jumped on the roof of the building with a kick.
This inhuman strength and shocking appearance was not seen.
Because the people on the roof were closing their eyes and putting their hands together on their chests.
"Hey, what are you doing!"
Xu Xiaofan was very angry, he stood on the roof of the building, glaring angrily at the man in the sweatshirt and the others.
"Ah, you're back, Captain!"
"There was a meteor flying by just now, we are making a wish, wishing to bless the captain to be safe!"
"Captain Trek can defeat the zombies!"
People opened their eyes one after another and looked at Xu Xiaofan in surprise.
Xu Xiaofan's ugly expression eased slightly: "Don't worry, the zombies have been kicked away by me." β
The man in the undershirt was stunned for a moment, and asked weakly: "The meteor ...... just now?"
"Yes, it's the zombie. β
Xu Xiaofan nodded.
Everyone looked at each other and was speechless for a long time.
The captain is really too powerful!
Tonight, Xu Xiaofan's strong impression remained in everyone's hearts, and until they returned to the community, they would definitely keep mentioning it to others, which would raise Xu Xiaofan's status and prestige in people's hearts to a higher level.
"Let's go, I'll take you down. β
"But, captain, there are zombies blocking the door at the entrance of the corridor. β
"We jumped off the building. β
"Huh?"
Without waiting for the man in the sweatshirt to react, Xu Xiaofan grabbed one in one hand and jumped off the building directly.
"Ahh
The man's screams pierced the night sky, waking up the bewildered zombies in the distant streets.
Why, is there a man's scream at night?
Xu Xiaofan jumped off the building to send people away, and then kicked his feet upstairs, he was the real god of war within the statute of limitations of the Wushuang card, and in the eyes of everyone who worshiped and was shocked, he brought all the people downstairs.
"Let's go, let's go back!"
"Alright, Captain. β
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Everyone returned to the community without danger, Xu Xiaofan disbanded the team, and the men in sweatshirts and others couldn't wait to share what they saw tonight with their friends, they had a belly of that they wanted to blow.
Xu Xiaofan returned to his community room and found that Xu Tiantian had not slept yet, and she was still waiting for him.
It wasn't until she saw Xu Xiaofan come back safely that Xu Tiantian breathed a sigh of relief, and without waiting for Xu Xiaofan to speak, she turned around and entered the door and closed the door.
"Hey, why don't you let me talk, you've been waiting for me all night!
"Xu Xiaofan! You also know that I've been waiting for you all night! The old lady is sleepy! Don't let go of a fart, I'll let it go tomorrow!"
Xu Tiantian's voice came from inside the door, and Xu Xiaofan ate a closed door.
This girl is really a knife-mouthed tofu heart.
Xu Xiaofan was helpless and returned to his room, because he had slept for a few hours in the afternoon, so he lay on the bed with his eyes open, and he couldn't sleep for a while.
In terms of Xu Xiaofan's current physical fitness, it doesn't matter much if he doesn't sleep for a few days and nights, as long as he replenishes his physical strength in time.
What will a big man do if he can't sleep in the middle of the night?
In particular, next door to this big man, lies a beautiful woman with long legs......
Xu Xiaofan has decided!
"Huh!"
He slammed into his bed, his fingers out of the room at night, his eyes burning and shining like a hungry wolf.
"Since you can't sleep, let's use this card!"
Xu Xiaofan took out a card with excitement.
This card is huge, about the same as an A4 piece of paper, and this is a golden card!
On the top of the card, there is a cyan dragon tattooed, and there are several very real beads around the dragon, vaguely floating up and down, extremely magical!
Not bad.
This is the Dragon Wishing Card!
[Shenlong Wishing Card]: A special card with no rank, users can make a wish to Shenlong! Due to special settings, Shenlong's wishing ability has been greatly reduced, and it is impossible to make a wish that is too strong, but as compensation, this card can make a wish three times!
"Great!"
Xu Xiaofan sighed with satisfaction, for the last control task, no attribute point rewards and card rewards can compare to this Shenlong wishing card!
This is equivalent to a kind of independent shopping card, to have an artifact, to have an artifact, to have a girl, to have a girl, to have strength, to have something!
No, how is it a weakened version of the Wishing Card?
Xu Xiaofan saw the information remarks on the card, and he couldn't help but ask in his heart: "Dog author, what the hell is going on! Isn't it okay for Shenlong to make a wish?"
"Not all wishes can come true, otherwise what if you make a wish that is not the protagonist?"
The dog author is very shameless, and Xu Xiaofan is very helpless.
"I don't know what kind of wish is called a strong wish, what if I fail to make a wish? β
"I'm a writer of conscience, so even if you fail to make a wish, you won't waste the times, and you can continue to use the wishing card. β
"That's good. β
Xu Xiaofan cleaned up his mood again, he is very content, it is already very good to have a wishing card, and he still cares about what restrictions are not restricted!
"What do I have to wish for?"
Xu Xiaofan lowered his head and pondered, he struggled for a long time.
Since the number of wishes will not be wasted if the wish fails, Xu Xiaofan finally decided to start with a strong wish and then slowly lower the grade until the wish is successful.
This approach is the safest.
"Shenlong, come out!"
Xu Xiaofan summoned the divine dragon with excitement, and the golden card suddenly swelled with golden light, filling the entire room.
When the golden light that filled the room disappeared, there was calm in front of Xu Xiaofan.
The card in his hand is gone, and the dragon has not come out......
"Hey, where's the dragon?"
Xu Xiaofan turned around and looked around again, and then became furious: "Dog author, you sell me a fake!"
"Not a fake. β
"Where did the dragon go?
Xu Xiaofan was very angry, and as soon as his words fell, an old voice sounded: "You look down." β
This is not the voice of the dog author.
Xu Xiaofan reflexively lowered his head and saw a petite green dragon hovering at his feet, it looked like a green snake the length of chopsticks, but it did have dragon claws and whiskers, and the appearance of a dragon was readily available.
"it!"
Xu Xiaofan was stunned: "Good kawaii dragon!"
Shenlong said in an old voice: "You are not allowed to say that I am cute, otherwise I will not let you make a wish!"
I don't know why, it's so old, but it sounds a little cute, it's really weird.
"Okay, okay. β
Xu Xiaofan nodded hurriedly, he didn't dare to look down on the little green dragon at his feet.
After thinking about it for a while, Xu Xiaofan began to make a serious wish.
Shenlong said majestically: "You have three wishes, what is the first wish?"
Xu Xiaofan said loudly: "My first wish! I want to get an immortal body!"
Shenlong scolded: "You are thinking about fart eating, make a wish again!"
"Why can't this wish?"
"Can't you see that I'm so small, I don't have enough mental power, and this wish cannot be fulfilled. β
"I see. β
Xu Xiaofan suddenly realized that the emotional Shenlong wish was also related to the size of the Shenlong.
"Then I make a wish, I want to have countless unranked cards that I can't use!"
"You're thinking about fart!"
Isn't it okay?
Xu Xiaofan frowned, and said after a while: "Then I want a super invincible and powerful loyal bodyguard!"
"Poof~!"
Shenlong didn't bother to open his mouth this time, it just let out a fart.
"Damn, it stinks!"
Xu Xiaofan pinched his nose, he knew that this wish would not work.
"Then I want to master the power of time and space!"
"Poof!"
Another dragon's fart.
The smell in the air is stronger.
"!"
Xu Xiaofan was angry: "What the hell is going on!"
Shenlong said slowly: "You have to make some more reliable wishes, too daydreaming wishes, you don't have to think about it, I can't complete it." β
"What kind of wish is it, for example?"
"For example, if you create a second lifeform with a good level, the strength level does not exceed B-level, for example, if you have a certain prop, the highest level does not exceed B-level, for example, if you have a certain special bloodline power or a complete set of cultivation methods (cultivation of true skills, martial arts, and fighting spirit), the same level cannot exceed B-level......"
Xu Xiaofan got angry: "Co-author, I don't deserve A-level things, do I?"
I know I'm not good at this protagonist, but it's not easy for the golden finger to be delivered to me, why can't I use it happily?
This also restricts, that also restricts!
It's not interesting to be the protagonist of a fart at all!
"It's not that you don't deserve it, it's that I can't. β
Shenlong was helpless: "Your author forcibly shrunk my body, and my wish ability can only satisfy your lower-level wishes, and beyond B-level wishes, I can't achieve them at all." β
"Come on. β
Xu Xiaofan sighed: "Forget it, I'll admit it, I'll think about it again." β
Xu Xiaofan pondered.
He suddenly didn't know what he should wish for a while, there were too many things that he could think of in his world that were not of high level and were easy to use.
Just when Xu Xiaofan was in a dilemma, the voice of the dog author suddenly sounded in his head.
Xu Xiaofan was taken aback: "Hey, hey, hey, this is my golden finger, why should I use it for readers!"
"The Reader Control Platform is on. β
"All readers are invited to post this chapter in the last paragraph of this chapter to determine the next decisions and actions of the protagonist on the current plot!"
"Didi Didi! Special Control Rules Released: [Wishing Control], readers decide the three wishes of the protagonist by speaking, and if the wishes are too strong to be fulfilled, they will be automatically postponed to the next wish!"
"[Note:] Each reader can only post one wish, if multiple wishes are posted, only the first one will be accepted!"
γReader Control Platform Speakerγ