"Brother Zhou Cang, tell us about your great king leading you to rebel against the Inca Divine Army! The one who can lead you to defeat those powerful Inca gods must be a very powerful person! After dispersing all the giant apes around him, the giant ape general immediately asked Zhou Cang curiously. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Zhou Cang wanted to understand their orc empire, and they naturally wanted to know about the situation of these compatriots who came from another continent.

Faced with the other party's inquiry, Zhou Cang naturally wouldn't tell the truth, but when he saw his eyes roll, he continued to start talking nonsense: "Ah! O our king! Of course, it was powerful, it was originally a stone monkey, and it only came out after absorbing the essence of the sun and the moon for hundreds of years on the coast of the East China Sea, and when it was born, it was extremely powerful, not only covered in copper skin and iron bones, invulnerable, but also born with divine power, which can shatter a mountain with one punch・・・・・"

The peacekeepers on the side, listening to Zhou Cang's nonsense, were completely speechless, thinking why didn't they find out before, Zhou Cang is so good at making up nonsense! And he doesn't blush at all when he talks nonsense. In order to draw a line with this guy, these soldiers have distanced themselves from him.

However, after they left Zhoucang and their side, the villagers of the giant ape who had not gone far suddenly surrounded them again, and one of the female giant apes stepped forward and boldly touched the golden hair of one of the white soldiers and said, "Your hair and eyes are so beautiful!" You must be a handsome guy among the White Ape Clan! ”

"Huh! Pretty good! Being praised by a giant ape for being very handsome, the expression on the face of the soldier was extremely embarrassed, and he didn't know whether to cry or laugh for a while.

And then there was a scene that made him even more devastated, I saw that the female directly grabbed his arm and said enthusiastically: "Why don't you go to my house tonight for the night!" After mating with a handsome white ape like you, I'm sure I'll be able to give birth to a very handsome ape! ”

This sentence completely made the peacekeeper collapse, but fortunately, Zhou Cang seemed to have discovered his predicament at this time, so he hurriedly strode over and pulled the subordinate back from the female giant ape's hand, and then said with a righteous face: "I'm sorry! Our peacekeeping army is a division of kings, justice, and benevolence, and our king told us when he came that we must strictly abide by discipline and never take a stitch from the masses, let alone have sex with other apes during the mission! ”

Seeing Zhou Cang rushing to relieve himself in such a timely manner, the soldier couldn't help but cast a grateful look at Zhou Cang, and at the same time hurriedly cooperated with Zhou Cang and said, "That's right! Our peacekeepers are strictly disciplined, so you can't stay overnight in your home! ”

After this incident, these peacekeepers no longer dared to leave Zhoucang too far, otherwise, a female giant ape suddenly appeared and wanted to drag them to their home for the night, then they would be dumbfounded. After all, they're not real apes, they're humans! The aesthetics are completely different from apes, even if they are beautiful female giant apes, they are ugly in their eyes, if they are really forced back by the other party to spend the night, then they doubt that they will have a psychological shadow because of this experience, and then they can no longer get hard underneath.

And Zhou Cang didn't seem to be affected by the incident just now, and continued to salivate at those giant apes and break the battle stories he made up himself: "That day, the beast god Zhang Haofeng, in order to defeat our king, specially sent more than ten giants under his command, all of them are 100 meters tall, infinitely powerful, and have the ability to move mountains and reclaim the sea, but how can my king be afraid, I saw him take out the artifact AK47 that had just been refined from his ear・・・・・・"

In this way, Zhou Cang talked to these giant apes for a whole hour in one breath, blowing Shi Jinshui into the sky and into the earth, omnipotent, and he simply became a god. But those simple giant apes still love to listen to his nonsense, and they think that the leader of the ape clan who can defeat the beast god Zhang Haofeng should be so powerful! After all, they're apes, too! The more powerful the king in Zhou Cang's mouth, the more powerful they are, they are both apes, and they are also honored!

In the end, it was a peacekeeper who stepped forward to interrupt Zhou Cang's gushing: "General! It's almost time to assemble, and we have to go, or the king will think something has happened to us!" ”

Hearing this, Zhou Cang looked up at the sun that was about to set, and slapped his head and said to himself, "Hey! I was so involved in talking that I forgot about time! ”

"I'm sorry! Ladies and gentlemen, you see I still have a job ahead of me! I have to go back to the camp to report! I'll tell you the unfinished stories tomorrow! After Zhou Cang said this to the giant apes who were still listening to the smugness around him, he stood up and prepared to leave with his subordinates, just in the process of chatting with these giant apes, he also heard a lot of useful information from the mouths of these giant apes, and it was definitely a great achievement to go back and tell Shi Jinshui about this.

"Alas! General Zhou Cang, it's so late, why don't you have dinner here before leaving! The emperor is not short of hungry soldiers! It's not close to your camp, so if you don't have enough to eat, where will you have the strength to go back! Seeing that Zhou Cang was leaving, those giant apes who had completely regarded him as their own clan opened their mouths to stay, wanting Zhou Cang and them to have dinner in the village before leaving.

But where would Zhou Cang agree, God knows what the hell these giant apes are eating, could it be that the other party is eating Jin Kela, and he will let himself and his subordinates swallow it together! So at this time, he once again opened his mouth and refused solemnly: "No! As I said a long time ago, we peacekeepers can't take a stitch from the masses, and if we are as shameless as those human beings, eating and drinking everywhere, what will it look like! ”

"That's right! We all support General Zhou's decision, we will never stay here and eat the people's things in vain, and we will not die if we are hungry, it doesn't matter, just endure it! The peacekeepers who fully understood Zhou Cang's intentions also stood up and supported their commander at this time.

At Zhou Cang's insistence, those giant apes could only let this group of disciplined peacekeepers leave.

Looking at Zhou Cang, who was lined up in a neat formation and left calmly, the captain of the giant ape militia couldn't help but sigh: "Look! This is the true teacher of benevolence and righteousness! Like that bastard like Kerber, every time he passes through our village, he will not only ask for a lot of delicious food, but also make the most beautiful female apes in the village all pay him for the night! I really hope that the main force of this peacekeeping army can come over soon! A bastard like Kerber can't be rampant anymore! ”

On the other side, Zhou Cang glanced back at the giant apes who were still standing at the entrance of the village watching them from a distance, and sneered and said to himself: "A group of bad pens! What a deception! Tomorrow I will let the teacher lead troops to destroy you! ”