Chapter 107: A Friend and a Beautiful Wife
It seems that many people are looking for Lu Xiaofeng, but where is Lu Xiaofeng?
It's not just that the two big men who broke into the Tsing Yi Building in the inn don't know, Princess Danfeng doesn't know, and even Su Yang doesn't know.
The lack of place names in the ancient dragon world is a headache.
Fortunately, after returning from the Immortal Sword, Su Yang was already very experienced in finding people, so he only said, "Go to the boss lady." "I just continued to sleep in the car.
I don't know how many proprietresses there are in the world, there is a proprietress in every store, and even the female shopkeeper in the inn just now who only needs twenty taels of silver and has a stomachache without silver is also a proprietress, so how can Princess Danfeng find it?
So Princess Danfeng went to ask the two subordinates outside the car, Liu Yu hated and groaned, and said, "Maybe I have guessed the meaning of this sentence." ”
Xiao Qiuyu smiled: "I also know, although there are many boss ladies in the world, there is only one boss!" ”
So they went to Zhu Zhu.
Zhu Zhu has never done any business and has never opened a store.
He believes that no matter what business he does or what store he opens, there will inevitably be times when he loses money. He must not take that risk.
In fact, there is a more important reason why he doesn't do business, because he has never had the capital to do business.
But his nickname is "The Boss".
This boss has two characteristics, the first is a person who knows how to enjoy himself, and the second is that he is very open to everything, anyone with these two characteristics, his flesh will inevitably increase day by day, becoming a big fat man. And fat people always seem to be very blessed, and only blessed people can be bosses, so many people call him boss.
In fact. He was indeed a blessed man.
His own looks though do not dare to compliment. But he has a very beautiful wife, he has never done anything serious in his life, but he can always live in the most comfortable house, wear the most exquisite clothes, and drink the best wine.
He is also very proud of something, he always thinks that he is lazier than Lu Xiaofeng. As long as you see him sitting on that wide and comfortable Taishi lean, there is very little in the world that can make him stand up.
Because no matter what he wants to do, he has to "stop" and think about it.
As long as he thinks about it, there is nothing in the world that must be done, so he rarely does things.
Such a lazy man, but his life is more comfortable than most people. It's just that he has very dexterous hands, and he can make a lot of strange things. As long as you can think of something, he can do it.
At one point he made a bet that he could make a wooden man who could walk.
As a result, he won fifty tables of good swallow wings, plus fifty jars of good old wine. This added at least five pounds of flesh to his body. Now he's working on it. How can you make a big kite that can take people to the sky?
And the proprietress in Su Yang's mouth was not by his side.
When there are women around, it is generally difficult for men to concentrate and think seriously, and they will not think about problems seriously. Who would be stupid enough to burrow into a squeaky sparrow's nest to think, will not kill you, but will annoy you.
At this moment, there was a sound of hooves and neighing, and a big car stopped at the gate of Zhu's house.
The door was open, because Zhu Zhu thought that it was really meaningless to get up and close the door and isolate himself from nature, so the door of his house was always open, even if a thief came in, if Zhu Zhu stopped sleeping, he would also point out where to put the thief's money. Although the boss is too lazy to hide the money, the proprietress hides the money, even if it is a thief who has been looking for a year, she may not be able to find it.
Of course, Liu Yuhate was not a thief, he asked, "What about the boss?" ”
Zhu Zhu said lightly: "If you want to find the boss, you should go to the grocery store opposite, there is a boss." ”
Zhu Zhu continued lightly: "It's a pity that she has very important things now, I'm afraid I don't have time to see you." ”
Liu Yu hated and asked, "What's important?"
Zhu stopped and said: "She is drinking with her friends, isn't it the most important thing in the world to drink with her friends?"
Xiao Qiuyu's face was still smiling, but that smile was already full of sarcasm, and he said, "Is this friend of yours surnamed Lu?"
"You'd better figure out one thing."
Before Zhu Zhu could speak, a young man got out of the car outside the door, with a sword on his waist and a wine gourd tied on the other, it was Su Yang.
"What's the matter?" Xiao Qiuyu asked Su Yang with a smile, with a look of inquiry.
Su Yang said with a smile: "Lu Xiaofeng is a friend of the boss's wife, but not a friend of the boss. ”
Zhu Zhu nodded at Su Yang: "This is the first sentence I heard today. ”
Liu Yu said lightly: "I just want to know where they drink?" ”
Zhu stopped and said: "It seems to be in the Qingyun Inn opposite where that kid lives." ”
"Let's go!"
Xiao Qiuyu and Liu Yuhate glanced at each other, and exited the door almost at the same time.
Su Yang rubbed their shoulders and walked in the door.
"Why don't you go?" Zhu stopped asking.
"What Lu Xiaofeng wants to do, he will do it if I don't go, and what he doesn't want to do, he won't do it if I go ten. Why should I run this more time, why don't I bask in the sun and sleep. ”
Su Yang said as he dragged out a comfortable chair as huge as the chair made by Zhu Zhu from the room, sat on it, and actually lay side by side with Zhu Zhu in the door to bask in the sun.
"This is the second human sentence I heard today, and since both human words are coming from your mouth, then you must be a human being." Zhu Zhu nodded.
Su Yang said: "But I want to ask you a word that is not human, do you want to hear it?" ”
"It doesn't matter." Zhu Zhu's expression was really indifferent, and he said, "Anyway, at least half of the words I listen to every day are not human words." ”
Su Yang smiled and said, "Your wife is drinking with a famous pervert in the inn, you can still sit here?"
Zhu Zhu said lightly: "It's going to rain, my wife wants to steal people, no one can control it, what can I do if I can't sit still?" Go to the room and somersault? Crawl on the ground?"
"I don't have a wife." Su Yang said.
Zhu Zhu smiled and said leisurely: "So if you also have a beautiful wife like me, you will also be able to see it." ”
"I don't have a wife, but I have friends." Su Yang said: "Although I don't know what it's like for my wife to steal someone, I know very well that my friend will never steal my wife, even if my friend has just been released from prison and has not seen a woman for two or three years, he will not." ”
"Then I'm afraid your friends will be less ruthless." Zhu stopped laughing.
"You know I have few friends, and you must be a person with few friends." Su Yang also smiled.
Zhu Zhu nodded and asked, "Since we both have very few friends, why don't we have a drink?" ”
"For friends?" Su Yang asked.
"In order not to steal your beautiful wife's friend." Zhu stopped.
"Also for a beautiful wife who won't run away with her friends!" Su Yang had already taken off the wine gourd on his waist.
Before he finished speaking, there was a sudden bang in the inn opposite, and a large hole was broken in the wall along the street.
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