Chapter 328: Nojibo
The preparations have been done very well, as can be seen from the expression on the face of the bride.
Although he knew that there was a risk of exposure at any time, in the face of such a graceful woman, Mu Nanshou still couldn't hold on.
Everything was ready, but Mu Nanshou still had to deliberately tease her.
"Do you want it, bride, beg me, beg me, and I'll give it to you." ”
"Don't torture me, little enemy, I can't stand it, don't be like this. ”
"Okay, beautiful bride, I'm coming, you're ready......"
"Uncle!"
"!"
The man scolded, then quickly put his pants on.
"Nura, you wait for me inside. ”
Mu Nan Shou didn't care about the woman's answer, and then stuffed her into the car, pinched her, and closed the black car curtain.
"Uncle, uncle!"
As soon as I walked out, I saw that nasty face again.
"Say!"
Mu Nanshou looked displeased, just a little bit close, and he could have this charming woman.
"Uncle, there are ghosts in front, there are ghosts at the entrance of the village, and there are big tengus!"
Mu Nanshou was angry at this time, this guy was in such a hurry, it would be good if he really ran into something urgent, but it turned out to be this kind of illusory thing.
"Fuck you!"
"Smack!"
A hard slap suddenly fell on the man's face.
"Is it that this time some tree branch has moved or the vine on the ground has tripped and you are thinking of a ghost? ”
"No, it's the Great Tengu, then I really saw the Great Tengu, he was just in front of me, with a big mouth, and before me, it had already eaten a person, it was a total of five meters tall, I really didn't lie, this time I really didn't read it wrong. ”
In order to be able to describe what he had just seen more terrifyingly, he directly told a lie.
"Someone died?"
Then this nature is different, Mu Nanshou is the deputy village head, if there is a homicide case within his jurisdiction, then the boss will definitely investigate it.
"Let's go, take me to see, I want to see if this ghost really has a bloody mouth, and when the time comes, you can see how I pull out his teeth."
However, if I find out that you are lying, you can wait for me, I don't know why Hinata fell in love with you as an idiot. ”
At this time, he suddenly remembered that there was someone hiding in the car, so he quickly changed his statement.
"You go out of the forest first, go to the front and wait for me, I'll put on my clothes first." ”
"By the way, uncle, why did you take off your clothes just now?"
"What do you say, you broken car, even the air conditioner is broken, I'm so hot, I don't take off my clothes, okay?"
Mu Nanshou complained.
"Uncle, why don't I turn around and wait for you, I'm afraid!"
"Wait for your mother! Get out! When Lao Tzu is dressed, he is not used to having people next to him, can you leave? If you don't leave, I will kick you. ”
After Mu Nanshou finished speaking, he really kicked it.
"I'll go, I'll go, uncle, hurry up!"
When the man walked away, Mu Nan Mamoru dared to open the car door, however, at this time, he found that the woman inside was gone, and only a kimono was left, and there was still a fragrance on it.
"Lovely bride!"
He called a few times, but there was no response, and he suddenly became a little confused.
The car doors over there are locked, and if this woman wants to come out, she should only be able to come out at her own door, why is she so quiet.
Moreover, even if he did leave, the sound of the car door pulling should be heard, why was it so quiet just now.
"Could it be...... She's a ghost?"
Mu Nanshou picked up the clothes and smelled them again, and an intoxicating aroma filled his nostrils.
Then he threw his clothes on the side of the road and sighed: "What a beautiful ghost, I was going to do it just now, even if I died, it would be worth it." ”
Mu Nanshou sighed with emotion, and then left here.
Unbeknownst to him, shortly after he left, several frolicks could be heard from deep within the woods.
"Giggles, do you hear that? This man is still hungry for you! But if he found out that you have eight legs, would he be scared to death?"
"Isn't it better to be scared to death? This kind of soul is even sweeter, but it's a pity, it's just one step away, forget it, Xu Fu said tonight, it can let us do everything freely, which is much more comfortable than thousands of years ago. ”
"Of course, the descendants of the Onmyoji have all fallen, and there is nothing in the world that can restrain us anymore, hahahaha!"
The two walked all the way forward, but at this time, Mu Nanshou said: "Go forward by yourself, don't be afraid." ”
"What about you, uncle, don't leave me. ”
"Stupid fool, what if that ghost doesn't show up? Hurry up, I'm going to see what kind of demon it is. ”
After listening to the description just now, Mu Nanshou was also a little weak, so he found such an excuse.
"Uncle, I ......"
"If you don't leave, I'll hammer you!"
Mu Nanshou compared his fists, and the man continued to move forward with a sad face.
"Tengu Okami, don't eat me, I beg you, don't eat me. ”
A few of the imps in the grass barely laughed.
"Kameda, it's this coward again, let's scare him again!"
"Of course, look at me, ah! give your life!"
Kameda Chubby jumped out again.
"Ahh ”
When he first saw it, Mu Nan Shou also wanted to run, but he suddenly found out that something was wrong, this so-called "big tengu" actually wore a pair of sandals under his feet, could it be that ghosts are also afraid of heat?
No, it's clearly a person, and judging by the height, it's clearly a child.
"Stinky little ghost, dare to pretend to be a ghost, see how I teach you!"
Mu Nanshou took a big stone from the ground and chased after it.
Several children scattered, screaming "help".
"Stupid man, have you ever seen a ghost call for help? You are so frightened by this little ghost, you are such a useless ghost!"
Mu Nanshou scolded.
"Huh, kid?"
The man stayed for a moment, then became angry.
"If you dare to provoke me, I will definitely teach them a hard lesson. ”
After the man finished speaking, he also touched a stone from the ground and chased after him.
"Hey, Kameda, when did there be a temple in this place?"
"Nojibo, what a strange name. ”
"Oh, don't discuss it, these two people look menacing, let's run in and hide!"