87 are all liars!

Cohabit?

If it were another parent, she would definitely scold her child or something, but Xiao's mother had bright eyes, but she still had some skepticism: "Who?" ”

"My former classmates!"

Xiao Mu didn't dare to say that it was the one who went on a blind date last time, and he didn't dare to say that it was Jiang Exi, because he was afraid that his mother would inquire, and it would be over. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Classmates? It's good to live together! By the way, do you have enough pocket money on weekdays? Not enough mom to give you ......"

it! Xiao Mu felt physically and mentally exhausted, and he really wanted to spend more time with his mother, but her appearance was terrible!

"Ahem!"

Seeing that his son was abused by his daughter-in-law, Xiao's father finally couldn't stand it anymore, and coughed in a low voice to remind Xiao Mu.

"What's the cough? Eating? ”

Mother Xiao turned her head mercilessly and scolded Father Xiao angrily.

Dad Xiao suddenly looked constipated, yes, he got into trouble, forget it, let's go wash the dishes.

After that, Dad Xiao left Xiao Mu, who was in the midst of the storm at the moment, a look of self-begging, turned around and went to the kitchen with dishes and chopsticks.

"Mom, I'm full! I ......"

Xiao Muqiang held back an ugly smile and was about to slip away.

"If you don't tell my mother one, two, three, four today, if you dare to come out of this house, my mother will break your legs!"

Whining......

Xiao Mu burst into tears, Dad! You were so rich when you were young, how could you marry such a tigress as your mother?

Xiao Mu, who had a big head, really couldn't bear it, and stood up with a "snap" on the table, with a very serious expression, looking at Xiao's mother who was stunned for a while.

Xiao's mother didn't expect her son to give herself this? She was stunned for a moment, then she reacted, stood up slowly, reached out and pulled the chicken feather blanket from the sofa on the side, and motioned for Xiao Mu to speak, today Xiao Mu didn't tell her why she slapped the table, she had to let Xiao Mu doubt her life.

Dad Xiao hid at the door of the kitchen and didn't say a word, this big war is about to start, and he is also afraid! He dared to persuade him, and if he was not careful, he would be affected by the pond fish! Son, you still die of this heart of resistance! Dad has resisted for so many years, and he hasn't won?

Unveiled! That's a lie!

"Mom, I'll bring her to the house!"

Xiao Mu shouted out these words, and when he shouted out, he was very stylish!

"Huh?"

This is obviously not the normal content of the plot development, Dad Xiao is speechless, are you an alternative and backbone surrender?

"Oh, son, tell me what you're doing, Mom knows that you have this ability, Mom has been in a hurry for the past few years, let's say, what to eat tonight, Mom asked your dad to buy it."

Xiao's mother's face was faster than changing her face in Peking Opera, Xiao Mu didn't react, and looked at her mother patting her clothes, looking amiable.

"Well, I'm going to eat pork knuckle!"

Xiao Mu felt that he had to have confidence at this time, he couldn't let his mother see it, and even if he died, he had to be full of wine and food! So, he spoke.

"No problem!"

Looking at the smile in his mother's eyes and listening to what she said, Xiao Mu was relieved.

Xiao Mu continued: "There are also braised prawns in oil! ”

"Good, good son!"

Xiao's mother's expression has not changed!

"And the pot of oily meat!"

"Yes!"

"And ...... That, deep-fried rice cake! ”

"yes, okay!"

"And ......"

Just when Xiao Mu said the eighth dish, he felt murderous intent! He turned his head to see that his mother was looking at him with a sneer at the moment.

Yoh? Learned!

You have learned to inch inch, who taught you to use this word here with my wife? Gain an inch and bring about your own destruction!

Xiao's mother took the chicken feather blanket, forced Xiao Mu back to the wall step by step, looked at Xiao Mu who was sweating profusely with a sneer, and said word by word: "Son, let me tell you, give you a week to bring your girlfriend home!" Otherwise, what does the old lady do, you know! ”

When he spoke, the chicken feather blanket slowly patted Xiao Mu's face, Xiao Mu nodded blankly, did he dig a pit for himself?

Xiao Mu turned around and left, and she hadn't taken a step yet! She immediately turned around again, and said to the little white rabbit who was scared like a big bad wolf: "Tell you, don't say that you go back to you, even if you go to hide from your fox friend and dog, your mother and I can get you back!" Why don't you give it a try? ”

Xiao Mu shook his head vigorously, like a rattle!

Sorrowful! Sorrowful!

I was just quick to talk for a while, but who would have thought that this would be the case, what should I do? How could Jiang Exi go home with her?

Xiao Mu suddenly thought, can he hire a legendary temporary girlfriend in the rivers and lakes? Belch! Forget it, in that case, if my mother knows, it will definitely be either dead or disabled!

After being listless for a long time, watching his mother go out with his own nephew to visit the door, and his father watching TV on the sofa after washing the dishes, Xiao Mu dared to come out of the room.

Sitting on the sofa, Xiao Mu listlessly put his legs on the coffee table, took the drink that Xiao's father gave him and drank it.

Dad Xiao said with some schadenfreude: "Son, you still have to make inches with your mother." Aren't you looking for death? ”

"Isn't that enough for me!"

Xiao Mu rolled his eyes and said.

Dad Xiao came over and asked curiously, "Son, tell me, you really live with your girlfriend?" ”

Xiao Mu suddenly vigilantly moved away from Xiao's father a meter away and asked, "What are you doing?" My mom asked you to test me? ”

"Look at what you said, aren't our father and son an alliance? How can I help your mother test you! ”

Dad's words were very good, but Xiao Mu didn't believe it, he pouted and said disdainfully: "Dad, you touch your conscience and ask yourself, when did I have an accident, didn't you betray me?" ”

Well, this one!

Dad Xiao's face flushed, and he said a little embarrassedly: "Oh, you don't know, your mother's tiger power is too powerful, and your father and I are helpless?" ”

"Huh! Sell me to protect yourself? Sorry, no comment! ”

Dad Xiao: "......"

Suddenly, Xiao Mu remembered something, and he asked, "Who did my mother find for my blind date last time?" ”

Dad Xiao was stunned for a moment, he thought about it carefully, and said, "The family surnamed Zhou you mentioned is a relative of your mother's sister." ”

"Zhou?"

Xiao Mu suddenly chuckled in his heart, Jiang Exi's surname is Jiang, how can it be surnamed Zhou? What's going on here?

"That week...... That's right! When I think about it, how is Zhou Xiaoke? Listen to your aunt, other girls are beautiful! Why don't you look down on people? ”

Dad Xiao's gossip came up again, and he asked curiously.

As everyone knows, Xiao Mu on the side has long been unable to listen to his inquiry, and his mind is very chaotic at the moment! It was Jiang Exi who went on a blind date with me that day! How could it become this Zhou Xiaoke?

This...... What the hell is going on?

How can Daji lie to herself? Exi also lied to herself?