Qiao Ruoxing......

Shen Qingchuan tried his best to laugh on the other side of the screen.

Gu Jingyan's mouth was too damaged.

Fortunately, Qiao Ruoxing was thick-skinned, but he was just unhappy in his heart, thinking about his purpose, he was quickly relieved.

"I was ignorant before, you were hurt for me, I always have to take care of you, I just watched a few jokes recently, but it's funny, how about I tell you?"

Gu Jingyan was surprised by the change in this woman's attitude, as far as he knew, Qiao Ruoxing was not such a good talker.

As usual, if he had hurt her so much, she would have come back long ago.

What the hell is she trying to do?

Gu Jingyan was silent for a few seconds and said, "Let's talk about it." ”

As he spoke, he took a sip of milk.

Qiao Ruoxing pondered for a moment and spoke, "One day, the mother fly stopped at a poop with the baby fly for lunch. The baby fly asks its mother: Mommy Mom,

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Why do we eat? Mother Fly said angrily: Don't discuss such a disgusting topic during meals! ”

Gu Jingyan......

His mouthful of milk was held in his mouth, and Shen Qingchuan on the other side of the screen didn't have so much forbearance, so he directly pounded the table and laughed.

Qiao Ruoxing knew that Gu Jingyan was on the video, and he was suddenly a little embarrassed.

Gu Jingyan swallowed the milk with difficulty, frowned and commented, "Vulgar!" ”

"I think it's funny," Shen Qingchuan laughed so much that tears were about to come out, "Sister-in-law, you have a talent for telling jokes." ”

Shen Qingchuan is not a compliment, when Qiao Ruoxing tells the story, it may be because of professional habits, different characters bring different voices, so it is really like that when he tells it.

Qiao Ruoxing only thought he was making fun of himself, laughed dryly, and didn't answer.

I knew that Gu Jingyan was on the video, so she didn't come up.

She was about to retreat, Gu Jingyan glanced at her, "Nothing else?" ”

Don't you say vulgar?

Qiao Ruoxing replied in his heart and said, "Yes, then I'll change to someone who is not vulgar." ”

"Once upon a time there was a big fish and a small fish.

someday

The small fish asks the big fish: big ~ fish ~ big ~ fish ~ you ~ flat ~ often ~ happy ~ happy ~ happy ~ eat ~ what ~ what ~ Ya.

The big fish said: I ~ happy ~ happy ~ eat ~ say ~ talk ~ slow ~ small ~ fish.

Then the little fish said, "Oh."

Sauce purple

It's made! ”

After speaking, the crow was silent.

Qiao Ruoxing also felt that this joke was a little cold, and coughed dryly, "Isn't it funny?" ”

Shen Qingchuan said, "It's funny, it's very funny." ”

Gu Jingyan said venomously, "It's ridiculous." ”

Qiao Ruoxing endured and endured it, so he didn't move to splash the milk in front of him on Gu Jingyan's face.

Shen Qingchuan is more observant of words and feelings

, immediately changed the topic, "Sister-in-law, the day after tomorrow jewelry exhibition, are you going?" Aunt Mingxuan has a night pearl in her hand, saying that it was unearthed in the Warring States Tomb, and it is something from the same age as He's Bi. She got it in a European museum, and said that she wanted to donate it to the country, and before donating it, she wanted to hold a jewelry exhibition so that everyone could see its millennium style, do you want to see it? ”

Qiao Ruoxing was suddenly tickled.

The price of the night pearl on the market is not expensive, and the expensive ones are all things with historical age.

Unearthed in the Warring States period, the night pearl spanning more than 2,000 years is a rare treasure for those who love jewelry and jade, and even those who like antiques.

"I ...... Don't go, Jing Yan's arm is still injured, and I have to take care of him at home. ”

Qiao Ruoxing hesitated, obviously moved.

Shen Qingchuan said, "He's not a child, you have to hold and coax him, you put him at home, and I'll take you there." ”

The corners of Gu Jingyan's forehead twitched, and he suddenly wanted to plug Shen Qingchuan's mouth.

"That'...... Or...... Going? ”

She asked Gu Jingyan tentatively.

Gu Jingyan glanced at her, "If you want to go, see what I'm doing?" ”

"Oh," Qiao Ruoxing then sounded in detail, "What time is the day after tomorrow?" ”

Shen Qingchuan said, "Seven or eight o'clock in the evening, the night pearl, naturally you have to watch it at night to see the brilliance, you pack it up at that time, I will come and pick you up directly." ”

made an appointment, and Shen Qingchuan went offline.

The study suddenly quieted down, and if Qiao Ruoxing wanted to test it, he didn't test it, so he stayed in the study and didn't leave.

However, Gu Jingyan had already begun to think that she was an eyesore.

He glanced at her and said lightly, "Anything else?" ”

"It's okay, you're busy, I'm here, if you need anything, just call me."

Gu Jingyan said coldly, "Your stay here will affect my work." ”

The corners of Qiao Ruoxing's mouth twitched, resisted the urge to scold, and said obediently, "The doctor said that when recuperating from injuries, it is not advisable to overwork, Mr. Gu, you have been in the study for several hours, I will pinch your shoulders." ”

Gu Jingyan glanced at her with a strange expression, "Did you take the wrong medicine?" ”

One sentence made Qiao Ruoxing's disguised virtuousness collapse in an instant, "Gu Jingyan, don't be ignorant, I saw that you were injured, and I didn't want to go away, and I wanted to compensate you, but if you don't want to, forget it!" ”

Gu Jingyan looked at her and asked lightly, "Last night was also compensation?" Pledge in person? ”

Qiao Ruoxing was choked, the tips of his ears quickly became bloodshot, and he gritted his teeth and said, "It was an accident last night!" ”

"Accident?" Gu Jingyan thought for a moment and said, "How do I remember last night when I asked you if you wanted to stop, and you hooked me and said don't come?" ”

As she spoke, she glanced at her slender legs and commented, "The legs are quite strong." ”

At this time, Qiao Ruoxing's ears were not only red, but even her neck was crimson, she was ashamed and angry, she turned her head and wanted to leave, Gu Jingyan grabbed her wrist and said seriously, "Aren't you going to pinch my shoulder?" ”

Pinch a fart!

Qiao Ruoxing just wants to pour milk into his mouth now and plug his mouth!

I fantasized about the crime in my mind, and finally calmed down.

Last time, she accidentally knocked Gu Jingyan's nose into blood, and Zhong Meilan was beaten down, and if she caused him some injuries this time, Zhong Meilan would have to skin her alive.

What's more, she didn't come in to play tricks with Gu Jingyan.

So after only hesitating for two seconds, she went around to Gu Jingyan and helped him pinch his shoulders.

Qiao Ruoxing is thin, but the strength in his hands is not small.

In the past, when I was practicing at school, I often practiced with my classmates until my muscles were sore, so massaging each other was also one of everyone's compulsory courses.

Gu Jingyan half-closed his eyes, obviously having entered a state of enjoyment.

Qiao Ruoxing saw that the time was almost up, so he asked quietly, "Mr. Gu, do you know actor Z?" ”

Gu Jingyan frowned, "Who?" ”

"It's a particularly famous actress, the police drama broadcast this year, the one who plays the forensic doctor in it, didn't you still watch it with me at the time?"

Gu Jingyan lowered his eyes and thought for a while, but he only remembered that when he watched the drama, the actor in it died, Qiao Ruoxing lay on the sofa and cried a handful of snot and tears, and when he woke up the next day, his eyes were swollen like two walnuts, and he didn't remember what was on TV at all.

"What's wrong?"

Qiao Ruoxing whispered, "That actor was banned by the whole network." ”