Li Kui searched around, and suddenly his eyes lit up, and his eyes locked on the cement house of the substation. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

The strong smell of sweat came from here.

"Your grandma is a bear, hiding here!"

With a "bang", Li Kui kicked through the wooden door, jumped in, and looked around, "Hey, where are the people?" ”

There was no one in the house, only a large wooden box.

"Is it hidden in this wooden box?" Li Kui used brute force and lifted the lid of the wooden box.

Suddenly, a strong smell of sweat came to his nose, as if with the power of the wilderness, almost smoky Li Kui to the point of fainting.

Li Kui pinched his nose and looked fixedly: "Wow, it turned out to be the old clothes we were waiting to change." I didn't expect it to stink like this. The Xiao Ming brothers gathered it here, probably because it stinks, and they plan to throw it away. ”

Li Kui smiled innocently: "Brother Xiao Ming has been busy all day long, and it is estimated that he has forgotten this pile of rags a long time ago." Okay, just let me help him. ”

"This pile of rags, where is the need to bother to throw it out, and it will be easy to burn it clean with a fire!"

Li Kui's eyes rolled and he smiled evilly: "Hehe, people say that my iron bull brain is not good, but in fact, I am just too lazy to bother." The fire flickered and threw it into the wooden box.

The more Qin Xiaoming and Wu Song chatted, the more speculative they became, and Wu Song asked unintentionally: "Brother Qin, seeing that you are worried, have you encountered any hardship?" I have been bothered for many times, but thank you very much for your hospitality. If there is any difficulty, let's think of a way together......"

As he spoke, the courtyard suddenly brightened, and in the northwest corner, a flame rose into the sky.

"I'm grassy!" Qin Xiaoming's face suddenly became very ugly, his butt was on fire, and he rushed out of the door like crazy.

Li Kui endured the smell of sweat, burned his old clothes, and Qin Xiaoming rushed to the scene, and the situation he saw almost made him vomit blood.

"Brother Xiao Ming! This pile of garbage, I Tie Niu will deal with it for you. In the firelight, Li Kui loudly asked for credit.

This guy was originally a murderous and arsonist ruffian, and under the reflection of the raging flames, his oily face was full of perverted pleasure.

Li Kui was afraid that the burn would not be complete, so he picked up a long stick out of nowhere and burned the clothes in the box one by one, working very hard.

"Li Kui, look at the good things you have done!" Looking at the raging flames, Qin Xiaoming kicked over the wooden box without hesitation, took off his clothes, and pounced desperately.

"Oh my God! Are you going to play me to death? Li Kui, you are such a dead star! Qin Xiaoming fought desperately to put out the fire, and his heart was already full of tears.

"I'm not a Death Star, I'm a Heavenly Killing Star!" Li Kui corrected with a serious face.

At this moment, Wu Song also rushed to the scene and joined the firefighting team without hesitation.

Seeing Qin Xiaoming desperately fluttering in the fire, his eyebrows and hair were so hot that he beeped, Li Kui was really dumbfounded.

Could it be that I'm in trouble again?

Li Kui was also a desperate person, seeing that he was in trouble, he immediately rolled on the fire with his body, and immediately suppressed the arrogance of the flames.

Wu Song and Qin Xiaoming fought again, and finally extinguished the flames.

Picking up the ashes, Qin Xiaoming really wanted to cry without tears.

A big box full of antique relics was burned,

Now it is still intact, but it is only three pairs of stinky shoes, two pants, a short robe, and a water-embroidered mandarin duck big red belly pocket.

Looking at the size of this belly pocket, slender and exquisite, Sun Erniang and Gu Sister-in-law's bodies are estimated to be unable to fit in, it should be Hu Sanniang's. Well, a few days ago, Qin Xiaoming accompanied the leader to go shopping, and when he checked out, there was a bra on the list.

This thing, Song Jiang can't use it for himself, it is estimated that it was given to Hu Sanniang. At that time, Qin Xiaoming had speculated maliciously. The next day, I took a special look at Sanniang's breasts, and sure enough, it was a lot plump, with plump breasts and bee waist, and that figure, which made people want to move. Apparently put on a bra and took the place of a belly pocket.

It's a shame that this belly pocket hasn't burned out, if it's really about the appearance and rarity, I don't know how many bras can be bought for this thing.

Qin Xiaoming burst into tears, thinking that it was not easy to keep these few things, but he couldn't let Li Kui toss anymore. immediately bent down, hugged the stinky shoes and rotten pants in his arms, and finally picked up Sanniang's belly pocket and stuffed it in his arms.

"I said, you kid, why are you desperately trying to put out the fire?" Li Kui was suddenly furious: "It turned out to be a greedy and lustful floating man, who almost burned Lao Tzu to death for the belly pocket of Sanniang!" ”

"Li Kui, what nonsense are you talking about?" Qin Xiaoming could no longer suppress the anger in his heart, even in the face of the murderous demon Li Kui, he did not have the slightest fear, pointed at Li Kui's nose and scolded: "You black charcoal, you are idle every day, eating, wearing, living, and traveling, which is not Lao Tzu paying for you?" Do you drop the pie that day, and you don't need money for food, clothing, housing and transportation? ”

The more Qin Xiaoming spoke, the more excited he became: "You black guy is the most able to eat, and you are also a very picky eater, and you will scream without wine or meat." I, Qin Xiaoming, want to ask you today? What is the relationship between you and me? Does Lao Tzu owe you in his last life? Eat and drink for nothing, why are you so at ease? ”

Li Kui was furious: "Didn't Lao Tzu just eat a few meals from you?" Is it worth yelling at you like that? If you dare to point your finger at me again, I will chop off your arm with an axe, do you believe it? ”

Qin Xiaoming was also completely angered by Li Kui's brazenness: "Black guy, Lao Tzu is what happened to you." You shameless fellow, you say it's nothing to eat a few meals from me. Let me ask you, how many people are there? ”

"We have one hundred and eight heroes in Liangshan!" Li Kui said proudly.

"One hundred and eight people, eat you every day, drink yours, can you afford to raise them? One steamed bun per person, that is one hundred and eight steamed buns. What's more, why can't you eat ten steamed buns? Qin Xiaoming shouted loudly: "How many days can you raise?" ”

"I'm ......" Li Kui was stunned for a moment, and counted with his fingers, "Lao Tzu has fifteen steamed buns a meal, and these one hundred and eight people eat two meals a day, and this day is counted." Oops, Mom, I can't count it! Lao Tzu doesn't have a few taels of silver in total, so many people, I can't afford to support them! ”

"Aren't you pretty good?" Qin Xiaoming couldn't be reasonable: "You can't afford it, can I Qin Xiaoming afford it?" Lao Tzu provides you with food and drink every day, and you plan to cut off my arm! Black guy, is this how you repay your benefactor? ”

When Li Kui is in a mess, the flour in the left brain and the water in the right brain are easy to stir into a paste.

However, Qin Xiaoming's reasoning is still very skillful. Li Kui couldn't make a sound, and said with shame on his face: "Aren't I just scaring and scaring people." Good decent, why should I cut off your arm? I cut off my arm, who cares about my meal? ”