Chapter 301 is so embarrassing, haha.
Now "The First Chaos in History" is released on the Internet and can be watched anytime and anywhere, so they can avoid the embarrassment of "The Legend of Zhen Huan".
Now they are all waiting at their computers, waiting for the release of the second episode of "The First Chaos in History".
"Haha, wait a minute, I can finally Master Li!!"
"What's going to happen today??"
Soon the second episode was released, and all the people who were full of anticipation hurriedly clicked on it.
As soon as the opening song aired, the feature film appeared.
A minute later, the long-awaited one finally saw Master Li's whole body, dressed in a beautiful ancient costume, walking with a blush on his face, delicate and infinite.
"Wow!! It's beautiful!! ”
"Good figure, good face!!"
The audience was amazed.
"But who is this female star?? Haven't seen it?? ”
"It's supposed to be a newcomer, and I haven't seen ...... either"
But even if you haven't seen it or not, at this time, all the perverts find themselves in love with this amazing beauty.
This Master Li is actually not a newcomer, but Zhao Liying, who followed Lin Mu and Sister Hua at the earliest. Her talent as an actor is good, but Lin Mu has always let her play ordinary roles, and has always suppressed her. In good times and adversity, only after experiencing twists and turns can we cherish success.
Now, after six or seven years of exercise, Zhao Liying has reached the age of 26, and she has turned from youth to maturity, and her figure has become taller, and because of strict diet control. So the figure is also excellent.
This year. Lin Mu felt that she had laid a good foundation, and began to want to take her into some big dramas. Now after participating in the role of Master Li in "The First Chaos in History", it really began to become popular.
After meeting Master Li and satisfying the expectation in my heart. finally began to devote himself to the plot of the TV series.
Soon. The audience began to laugh.
Fragment 1: Master Li: "Thanks to the guidance of Liu Xianren. When he arrived at the honored place, Shicai had already visited the fairy queen here, and he was taken care of. I don't want to be abrupt when I first arrive. Forgiveness is one. ”
Xiao Qiang's voiceover: "Damn, drag the text with me, I was familiar with "Golden Vase Plum" at the age of 13, and I first met Muto Lan at the age of 15, and I was 17 years old...... Uh, it's better not to mention anything so advanced......"
Fragment 2: Master Li said excitedly: "So I don't have to brag about it in the future?" ”
Xiao Qiang misunderstood: "...... Of course. You can blow if you want to, you can not blow if you don't want to blow, and it has been scientifically proven that it is not hygienic to use there......"
Master Li didn't understand Xiao Qiang's words, and said, "You know that Xiao Guan is wrapped in garlic film, and I can't stand the taste the most." ”
Xiao Qiang's voiceover: Covering his forehead and sweating wildly, "Hey, thoughts, thoughts, comrades!! ”
Clip 3: Master Li is wearing jeans and sandals on his feet, revealing his rounded toes. Slender jeans set off the maddening lines, and the top was a playful Hello-Ketty half-sleeved T-shirt, and then ...... Bra*Wear ......
Xiao Qiang's voiceover: (The head falls directly on the coffee table and plays a few times) "Ancient people like to wear the inside and the outside? ”
Scenes that make countless people burst into laughter continue to appear, especially those voice-overs inserted just right, which make people laugh.
At this time, they really found that the content of the TV series is really very different from the novel, although these three characters appear in the novel. But the order of appearance is not the same.
But this one is better, it gives them a sense of mystery. You don't need to watch a TV series when you see one paragraph to know what happened in the next paragraph, there is less mystery, although it is good-looking, it will always lack a little attraction.
Later, when Xiao Qiang obscenely used a photo of Master Li to make a cover picture of a semi-monthly magazine for a **** editor, and got a few thousand yuan of 'manuscript fee', Xiao Qiang proudly sang a song that almost scattered the souls of all the audience-
[I'm making money~I'm making money~~.]
I don't even know how to spend it~
I bought a Nokia with my left hand~
Buy a Motorola with your right hand~
I Mobile Unicom PHS~
Change your phone number every day~
I drove a BMW after sitting in a Mercedes~
It's okay to take a sauna and eat lobster ......]].
All the spectators of this moment. Suddenly there was a feeling of diabetes insipidus......
"Which song is made up by two goods~~~"
"How does this song sound like it, why is it so similar to the style in "Don't Be Obsessed with Brother"? ? Could it be that the king made it up?? ”
One thought after another kept coming to their minds, and there were bursts of pain from the twin eggs under their crotches~~~
But soon they forgot about it, because the next scene made them pee frequently-
this day. Liu Lao Liu led people over again.
A tall, tower-like man, who seemed to be a high-ranking general, with thick and thick eyebrows, pointing at the sky like two watermelon knives, this man looked fierce, but his expression was lonely.
Xiao Qiang had even seen the First Emperor of the Ages, so he was in an indifferent mood, pointed to the sofa opposite with his hand, and said lightly: "Sit down, brother, which dynasty?" ”
Liu Laoliu introduced with a smile: "Xiang Yu - the overlord of Chu." ”
Xiao Qiang hurriedly stood up, and said to Xiang Yu with a cheap face: "Ah, Brother Yu, disrespectful!! ”
The audience covered their foreheads and sighed: "Discipline!!! ”
They all expressed strong contempt for Xiao Qiang, but they were very curious: "Why did Xiang Yu appear so early!! It's not that early in the novel. ”
Before they could come back to their senses, they saw a yellow-faced man with the mode turned on.
Liu Laoliu introduced: "This person is Liu Bang~~"
The audience was almost out of body at this time!!
"You really don't play cards according to the normal routine~~~"
"It's all coming at once!! Holy!! ”
The following Saturday and Sunday, "The First Chaos in History" released its third and fourth episodes.
The plot also passed through one scene after another......
Qin Shi Huang's first meeting with Liu Bang and Xiang Yu did not have any thunderous fights, because Ying Zheng didn't know that the two people in front of him were the ones who robbed him.
Liu Bang showed his unique aesthetics: the buns are much more beautiful than Master Li.
Several ancient people took a car for the first time, went to the street for the first time, and encountered various dangers along the way, which made the audience sweat: "What happens if I get lost/are found to be ancient people?" Will you bring it back to slice?? ”
Fortunately, although it was thrilling, I managed to go home. All the audience finally breathed a sigh of relief.
Only then did I recall all kinds of interesting things on the way in the TV series.
Liu Bang asked why the car moved, and Qin Shi Huang replied: "Is it a simple drop, don't you see that Qiangzi took a house and stabbed it, does it hurt?" ”
He was stupid when he saw the streets running around the streets; Seeing someone flying up (elevator), they froze; Seeing the two men kissing in the street, they fainted. (To be continued.) )