Chapter 12 Eat a pound

Li Shaozhe's Xuanya Community is not far from Han Yun's house, and Han Yun trotted all the way to the gate of Xuanya Community for twenty minutes.

"Boss, here and here!" Li Shaozhe waved his little hand excitedly. In addition to Li Shaozhe, there were four other people around him, the first one, short and fat, with an obscene expression on his face, and his hands behind his back, making himself look like a boss of the underworld. Humpty Dumpty stood on the left and right sides, wearing a vest, with dark skin, looking like maybe twins, his height was good, one meter eight, but he was as thin as a bamboo pole!!

In addition to these three strange-looking people, Han Yun was surprised to find that there was actually a girl wearing a bright red dress, reflecting a plump figure, charming eyes, a thin chin, and bright red lips slightly raised.

Humpty Dumpty looked at Han Yun who was walking towards him, with a look of contempt: "Li Shaozhe, this is what you call a master, you want height, no height, you want muscles without muscles, you look like you haven't woken up, are you sure this is a master!" ”

Han Yun admits that his appearance does not look outstanding, but, hey, brother, look at what you look like, you look like a pig, and there are two bamboo poles next to it, who gave you the courage to say someone else's.

After all, Han Yun was qualified, but he just smiled faintly and didn't make any response. However, the most normal beauty seemed very polite, staring at Han Yun with sultry eyes, stretching out her fingers with pale red nail polish, and said in a crisp voice: "Welcome to your arrival, my name is Mei Xiang'er!" It has nothing to do with this Humpty Dumpty, so don't look at me in surprise! ”

This woman is kind of interesting! This was Han Yun's first reaction.

Han Yun politely stretched out his hand: "Han Yun! Lots of advice! "Holding hands together, soft and silky, with a lingering fragrance.

Humpty Dumpty cried with a sad face, looking very aggrieved: "Mei Xiang'er, how can you treat me like this, we are friends!" ”

Mei Xiang'er "giggled" and laughed wildly: "Okay, okay, it's not too early, if you don't start here, I'll go back!" ”

Although Humpty Dumpty was dissatisfied with Han Yun a lot, in order to stay with Mei Xiang'er for a while, he hurriedly flattered: "Right away, start right away!" ”

Two hundred years later, Internet cafes still exist! It's just that it's not a computer, but a game helmet, in addition to "League of Legends Online", a game created by the guardian of heavenly silence, the most people who play it are the martial arts game "Swordsman Love", this game from two hundred years ago, from the age of the earth to the interstellar turmoil, after more than two hundred years, it is still standing, which can be described as a miracle! On the vast and treacherous rivers and lakes, play a chivalrous man, or act chivalrous, or pick flowers and chrysanthemums, or rob houses and houses, and start a second life.

It was the first time for Han Yun to come to an Internet café, and for ordinary people, going to an Internet café to play games was a very luxurious thing, and it cost a hundred yuan an hour.

Humpty Dumpty was obviously a frequent visitor to this Liujin Internet café, and he walked in front with a big belly, and immediately heard a girl at the front desk of the Internet café shouting: "Second brother, you are here!" ”

"What a bullshit second brother!! Xiaokui, remember, next time call him the second fat man! A group of young people with dyed yellow hair swaggered over with cigarettes in their mouths!

The front desk sister Paper Xiaokui trembled in fright and said: "Brother Chic, smoking is not allowed here!" ”

Brother Chic grinned with yellow teeth, and pretended to be fierce: "No smoking!" Come, let me kiss one, and I won't smoke! ”

"Stop!" Humpty Dumpty stood in front of Xiao Kui with a heroic spirit, "Chic! It's not a hero to scare your little sister! ”

"Phew!" With a puff of smoke, the cigarette butt with the spark rolled in the air and flew directly towards Humpty Dumpty!! "You are also worthy of the word hero."

Humpty Dumpty's reaction was quick, reaching out and grabbing the whole cigarette butt into powder, although the action was handsome, the whole hot face changed color.

"Dare to hit my dashing brother!! Look for death!! The group of yellow-haired thugs behind him immediately yelled.

"Stop!" Humpty Dumpty was not afraid of danger, and shouted, "Chic, are you here to fight today, or are you here to play games!" ”

Chic disdainfully swept the two bamboo poles next to Humpty Dumpty, as well as Han Yun, who was not good-looking, and laughed exaggeratedly: "Ha, just a few of you, ha, get the money ready!" ”

Humpty Dumpty did not lose his momentum and said: "This sentence, I will return it to you!" Get your money ready, don't lose it! ”

After the two sides finished talking cruel words to each other, they sat in the 5V5 battle area of the Internet café "League of Legends Online".

In order to protect players from being disturbed by the outside world when using the game helmet, Internet cafes will use a standard blue game cabin, and after the game cabin is closed, no one outside can open it except for the user himself!!

"Wow" Han Yun learned from the others, pressed and held the red button in the middle of the game cabin, and the game cabin immediately disintegrated and opened, revealing a curved recliner inside, Han Yun was lying on it, feeling soft as lying on water, very comfortable.

Humpty Dumpty looked at Han Yun's clumsy appearance, and said angrily: "What can I do about this, Li Shaozhe, if you lose this time because of the person you invited, you just wait to accept my anger!" ”

Mei Xiang'er looked very calm, and said in a flattering voice: "Okay, you love to scold people the most, have you forgotten the lesson of the last time!" ”

As soon as Humpty Dumpty remembered the lesson of the last time, he couldn't help but have cold sweat on his forehead, obviously having palpitations, but Humpty Dumpty glanced at Han Yun's hillbilly turtle appearance, and laughed: "You said that he could also be a great god, haha, if he is a great god, I'll eat it,!" ”

Han Yun was as calm as ever, he knew very well that in this era, it was useless to say that he was a king, and he had to prove it with strength.

After a scramble, Han Yun finally found the button to close the game cabin.

The blue hatch closes, and the entire game pod becomes an enclosed space, where you can't see or hear any information from the outside at all!!

Immediately afterwards, a gap opened on the top of Han Yun's head, rotated and opened, and a sky blue game helmet slowly descended, automatically adjusted the angle, and with a "click", it was directly put on Han Yun's head!!

Suddenly, the world in front of Han Yun's eyes suddenly changed, and the colorful sky city appeared again, a group of pure white angels waved their wings and flew, and an angel with colorful light fell from the sky: "Welcome master, I am your game brain, No. 011!" ”

Han Yun had already had a game experience, so he wasn't too shocked. Han Yun found out through his brain that he actually had two friends online, I am your second father, the beauty snake.

"Jingle bell" At this time, Han Yun received a message from Zhi Brain.

I'm your second father: digging grooves!! Great God! Great god, you are actually online!! I've been looking for you all day, but you've never been online!

Han Yun replied: Looking for me? What are you looking for me for.

I'm your second father: I made an appointment with someone else's game, and I also found a beauty snake to help, hey, it's a pity that the god is not there, I had to ask a friend to find one, who knew that I actually found a garbage! I get angry when I think about it!

Han Yun seemed to feel that something was wrong, but he didn't point it out directly, but replied lightly: That, I have something to do now, so I won't tell you!

In the other game cabin, Humpty Dumpty looked pity and said to himself: Why didn't you come earlier, damn Li Shaozhe!!

At this time, Humpty Dumpty's voice came from the entire game cabin: "Hey, call you, are you stupid, hurry up and send me your ID, I invite you to join the game!" ”

Han Yun said lightly: "It's so cold, it's a cold cloud!" ”

"Huh?!" At this time, Humpty Dumpty in the other game cabin looked confused, he swallowed his saliva, and stammered: "That's not, well, that, what did you just say, what is your ID?" ”

"It's cold, it's cold!"

Humpty Dumpty's whole face is hard to see, he can't believe that there is such a coincidental thing in this world, but, the game ID is unique, there can be no repetition, he took a 1/10,000 luck mentality, sent a message to the god of the friend list: God? Where are you now!

"Jingle bell", I am a message from your second father again: Great god? Where are you now!

Han Yun: I'm in the Liujin Internet Bar! ”

Bang, Humpty Dumpty's heart collapsed, and his whole face was already green, like eating a pound of, but Humpty Dumpty's face was very thick, and he quickly adjusted his emotions and said: "Big! Great God! I knew it was you! I recognized you at a glance, the great god is both talented and beautiful, handsome and extraordinary, how could I not recognize the jade tree in the wind! Humpty Dumpty's trembling and excited voice could be heard from the game pod.

Han Yun didn't expect that things would really be so coincidental, and said lightly: "Oh, who said to eat just now, is coming?" ”

No matter how thick-skinned Humpty Dumpty is, he is also a little hot at this time: "Hehe, God, you must have heard it wrong, I didn't say it!" ”

"That's it! No more chatter! Let's play! Han Yun said seriously.