Chapter 154: Thorny Cucumbers and Chrysanthemums
In the luxury box on the third floor of the Haojue Internet Cafe, Lin Jia, who saw the fifth brother, said "Hehe! Hey! With a smirk, the fifth brother held an unlit cigarette in his mouth, glared at Lin Jia with a straight face, and said, "You kid can!?" As soon as we met, I killed your fifth brother and me? Do you want a silver poem when it's over? What's going on? For there is no way in the world, but when many people walk, it becomes a way; This brother, what you are blocking is the way? 'It's quite rhyming? It's worthy of going to school! Cultured! Exports!? β
The black bear on the side cautiously approached the fifth brother who was huffing, and whispered: "Fifth brotherγγγ that γγγ madman is not reading poetryγγγ
"Let's chirp~!"
The cigarette in the fifth brother's mouth fell to the ground, and the black bear looked at the fifth brother who was constantly twitching at the corners of his mouth and his face was blackened, and said worriedly: "Fifth brother!" Why is your face dark? β
"Sweat on a hot day!"
"Huh? Why is it white again? β
"γγγγγγ" Several people around them quickly lowered their heads and pretended not to see it.
The fifth brother jumped up suddenly, kicked the black bear to the ground, and kicked it with a big foot wearing slippers, and the slippers flew out, kicking and scolding: "! Holy! Holy! I told you to pretend to be an intellectual! I told you to pretend to be literate! No way! You're fucking like Lao Tzu! Damn it! The guy who doesn't even know how to bring a school bag to school! And you still come to teach me a lesson? I'll call you a! I'll call you a! The fifth brother, who was already a little crazy after being stimulated by the black bear, kicked the black bear's thick body on the ground and rolled around screaming, shouting: "Ahhh~ Boss! Ahhh~ I was wrong! Ahhh~ Boss! Ahhh~ Don't kick it! Ahhh~"
"Holy! Are you still sarcastic about me? Screaming all screaming so rhyming? The fifth brother was suddenly furious, kicked over the black bear, rode up, picked up the remaining pair of slippers, and whipped the black bear's buttocks, so that the black bear squeaked and screamed, and did not dare to struggle hard.
After smoking more than a dozen slippers in a row, the fifth brother angrily said to a younger brother on the side: "Go!" Go to the kitchen and get a bigger cucumber, and the two of you will take off this dead black fat man's pants for me! Use a big cucumber to bud the chrysanthemum of this dead fat man! Remember to use the prickly ones! That Lin Jia had seen the shemale Taoist Feng Jianyue, and immediately "Oh! With a sigh, he ran to the kitchen of the entertainment city.
The black bear was obediently lying on the ground, this time, screaming like a wild boar, he quickly crawled behind the sofa on all fours, and carried the fifth brother on his back, and the fifth brother sat on the back of the black bear and hurriedly stabilized his body, and said: "I'm damned!" No way! Like a knight riding a wild boar, he was shaken upside down, and was finally overturned by a black bear to the ground, causing the fourth child and Lin Jia to laugh wildly.
After making a fuss for a while, the fifth brother sat back on the sofa, wiped the sweat on his face, and said with a smile: "Damn! After being with you little [***] babies for a long time, I've really regained my childlike innocence! Holy! Saying that, he picked up his red panda cigarette and gave one to each of them, in fact, the fifth brother usually talks like an old-fashioned underworld boss, but no matter how he says, he is just a young man of 25 or 6 years old, and his new little brother and his own brother still like to go crazy and make trouble when there are no outsiders.
lit a cigarette and took a deep breath, the fifth brother played with the gold lighter in his hand, and said to Lin Jia: "Crazy, the matter from last time has been settled!" The two unlucky kids in the hospital are not a big problem, they can't die! At most, lie at home for half a year, and the monkey will go into the number to recuperate, and you will be detained for 3 months, so you don't have to worry about it! β
"Brother~ Thank you!" Lin Jia said.
"Get out! When I'm a brother, don't fuck me, don't talk this nonsense to Lao Tzu! Lao Tzu's hairs stood up when he listened! The fifth brother glared at Lin Jia, and Lin Jia could only laugh a few times.
The fourth elder said: "Fifth brother! We grew up together, since I was a child, you and a few brothers helped me fight against the black pot, I won't talk nonsense, although I can't come over with the madman to help you in business, but if there is something else for us to do, you just ask, this time you spent tens of thousands of dollars, I don't say I want to pay it back, anyway, I can't afford it with the madman now, and I will invite you to dinner when my brother wins the lottery in the future! β
The fifth brother was happy and said, "Yes!" OK! That's what it sounds like! What is your brother's politeness? Crazy man, you kid is a dead skin and a few of our brothers' oil, and you finally stole some money and were tricked by your kid to play game consoles, how did you grow up and become such a woman!? Your kid has a fast brain since he was a child, and there are many ghost ideas! Originally, I was going to kidnap you into the water to serve as a staff officer for a few of our brothers, but then I still couldn't bear to hurt my own brothers! Do you kid see that? Ha ha? Lin Jia smiled and didn't answer.
"But you don't want to help me in business, at least in the game, right? Damn it! After playing for a few days, Lao Tzu was hacked to death n times, and the people in this game are even more arrogant than Lao Tzu! There's a lot of brothers in some gang in there,! When you see Lao Tzu, cut it! I don't even dare to go out! Those bastards are the organization there? Why are there so many people!? There are thousands of them! I've already called all my brothers into the game, and I don't believe I can't beat them! Although there are fewer of us, we can all be together! They are all their own brothers! It's really not good, I'm going to pull in the third brother, the fourth brother, and the sixth brother, the prince's brothers, how can I say that there are thousands of people, right? If I had known they were in that Internet cafΓ©, I would have brought someone over and hacked them to death! β
Lin Jia and their sweat, the fifth brother may think that the gang in the game is the same as his gang, they are all Taoist brothers in reality, maybe he just thinks that "Legend" is played by people in the small town.
"Thatγγγ Fifth Brother! You're all in the game, what about your business? The fourth asked cautiously.
"I've been in a fart business lately! Last time, I didn't know that the stupid b did it, and his hands and feet were not clean! It almost alarmed the Party Central Committee, [Trouble: 'Alarm the Party Central Committee' here is a colloquial language, which is similar to the concept of 'handsome alarming the Party Central Committee', and it is not really related to the Party Central Committee!] Now that the whole province is cracking down, you have to squat when you shoot, squatting inside is also squatting, I am squatting outside, it is better to settle down outside for a few months, rest and rest and play games! Find something to do for those rabbit cubs under my hands, lest they go out and cause trouble for me, and I have to spend money to wipe my ass! The fifth brother smoked a cigarette in frustration.
Lin Jia and they are dumbfounded, the feeling of this "Legend" still has the function of guiding the runaway youth to change for good?
(To be continued)