The wind and the sun are beautiful, and the sky is cloudless!

Xiao Mu, who had a lazy face, was walking on the road on a bicycle, and the old lady had already given an ultimatum order not to come back tonight, so wait and see!

I experienced an incident where I didn't go home for several days, and was touched into the room by the old lady when I was sleeping, and then a basin of cold water was splashed over! If Xiao Mu doesn't take it seriously, he feels that he is not far from death!

In fact, Xiao Mu knew in his heart why the old lady and the old man did this to him! They all want to see more of themselves! After all, family reunion is the idea of every elder!

There are two brothers in Xiao Mu's family, and there is an elder brother, the elder brother and the old lady live upstairs and downstairs! However, he didn't dare to go home because he would be forced to marry!

At the beginning, when my brother's family had no children, the old lady thought about her son every day, of course, not about the children, but about the daughter-in-law! With the children who take their brother on weekdays now, the attention to Xiao Mu has decreased!

Originally, Xiao Mu felt that he was taking a breath of relief, but then he found that things were not what he imagined, and the old lady pressed her daughter-in-law harder!

Every time I go home, it's my daughter-in-law and daughter-in-law who talk about it!

The corners of Xiao Mu's mouth twitched every time, and he was about to collapse! However, Xiao Mu is still too young! Because he found out that it was all just the beginning!

Every time I go home in the future, the old lady and the old man celebrate their birthdays and festivals! Xiao Mu started a blind date, yes, do you think you don't need a blind date in this era? According to reports, in 2121, uh! I was born again! It's 2116, and China's marriage happiness rate has dropped dramatically! The singles rate has increased dramatically!

Why is that?

Well, Xiao Mu doesn't quite understand, he only knows that people in this era are getting married later and later, and the divorce rate has increased greatly! And a wave of aging is coming again!

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It's just that even if the weather is too good, he won't be in a good mood! In the last life, five years later, he was a single dog on Valentine's Day, and the old lady and the old man deliberately came to see him on Valentine's Day, saying that he was afraid that he would cry under the quilt in the middle of the night when he saw their pair, which was too devastating!

Is this still a parent and a parent?

Xiao Mu wanted to scold his mother...... No! I want to scold myself!

When I go back today, I must have a blind date again, Xiao Mu in the last life had a nickname in the circle of friends, called the blind date little prince!

All this is thanks to the old lady and the old man!

The neighbor of the aunt's house, the neighbor of the aunt's house, the neighbor of the uncle's house, the neighbor of the uncle's eldest brother's house, the daughter of the tenant of the uncle's house, the daughter of the aunt downstairs from the uncle's house......

In short, everything you can imagine, Xiao Mu has met! He didn't want to go, but he had his mother behind him! Xiao Mu felt that if his mother was an NPC in "Sleepwalking"! It must be at the level of a queen! The aura is too big!

Xiao Mu's family situation is not bad, it's just good, the old man didn't have much interest when he was young! But people are lucky! How lucky, I won millions of dollars when I bought a lottery ticket! That's right, it's so capricious! So the family invested in a small business and did not lose money! So the family situation is good!

Every time Xiao Mu quibbled and spoke, the old man's original words were: Lao Tzu can win the lottery. Can you?

Xiao Mu's brother is a designer, and he is also an economic applicator, in this era, he belongs to the type of life pressure that is not great, his ability is strong, and women like it, plus he has the help of his lucky father, so he buys a house and a car, and invests a little business on weekdays, and his life is not moisturized!

As for Xiao Mu, he felt that in their eyes, he was a bad child! Bad from start to finish!

After graduating from university, Xiao Mu, who graduated from the Department of Chinese, chose to become a professional gamer of virtual games and a semi-professional writer! Others have little time to play games in order to write manuscripts, but he's good! On the contrary, there is almost no time to write a script in order to play a game!

But fortunately, the talented Xiao Mu relies on his own unique insights, although the output is not enough every month, but he can't bear the good quality! So to be able to barely support yourself!

The house is your own, to be precise, the old man, you don't have to pay the house, it's strange if you can't support yourself!

When "Sleepwalking" didn't start, Xiao Mu played another popular game called "The Great Lord"! However, after a series of accidents in the later stage of "The Great Lord", many players gave up this game, and Xiao Mu was among them, so for almost a year, in order to wait for the epoch-making game of "Sleepwalking", he worked hard for a year and desperately saved a sum of money! Just for the days to come, don't be a gnawing old man!

In the five years since the last life, Xiao Mu has been immersed in "Sleepwalking in the Rivers and Lakes", and he has also begun to have income in "Sleepwalking in the Rivers and Lakes", so he is no longer writing! In the game, once the fame reaches a certain level, the official will use its own sect, characters to make posters, promotional videos, and so on! In this way, you can receive an endorsement fee!

In the last life, although Xiao Mu was not one of the people at the top of the pyramid, he was not too bad, he also had the opportunity to make endorsements, and the endorsement fees he got were also very expensive!

Money is not an issue! In this regard, the family has not said anything about themselves, in their opinion, as long as they do not do too much, do not eat, drink, prostitute and gamble! It's all good to say!

However, there is always only one concern in the family, that is, when to get married! It's okay if you don't get married! Bring your daughter-in-law back to see, it's okay to get engaged!

In the previous life, Xiao Mu was 29 years old when he was reborn, and now he is 24 years old, and after graduating from college at the age of 21, he has been forced to marry for eight years! Xiao Mu was thinking, what gave him the courage to live!

With a messy idea and a lazy face! Belch! No! With a helpless expression on his face, he finally returned to his home after a long journey across a city!

Pushing a bicycle into the community, he met many neighbors along the road who looked at him and greeted him.

"Yo! Xiao family boy! It's back! ”

"It's back, Auntie!"

"Xiao Xiao, come to Auntie's house in a few days, your sister Xiaoli is back!"

"Uh......"

"Xiao boy, don't listen to your Aunt Hu, come to Uncle Zhang's house, your sister Rong is back......"

I rub, don't be so enthusiastic! Did you collude with my mother?

Xiao Mu fled in the wilderness!

Pushing the car, Xiao Mu sprayed wildly until he entered his own small courtyard, their family lived on the first floor and had a small courtyard. When the small yard arrives in summer, it is full of flowers, grape trellises, and pomegranate trees, so lively!

Putting down the car, Xiao Mu twisted his sore shoulders and pushed the door of his backyard. Locked!

"Knock knock! Knock knock! Mom, I'm back! ”

Xiao Mu had to knock on the door and shout.

After a minute, the sound of the door opening sounded, and it was a middle-aged woman with a beautiful face and a very kind look (although Xiao Mu didn't think so)! This is Mother Xiao!

Xiao Mu squinted at Xiao Mu, who was full of flattering smiles, and directly pushed him away and looked behind Xiao Mu!

Xiao Mu was suddenly confused, he turned his head to look behind him, and asked curiously, "Mom, what are you looking at?" ”

"You came back alone?"

The gentle voice of Xiao Mu that sounded to others suddenly sounded, but it sounded infinite killing intent to Xiao Mu!

"That's right!"

Xiao Mu touched his head and replied.

Mother Xiao turned her head back to the room directly, and shouted as she walked: "Old man, don't do it, just your rabbit cub is alone, and he is still sweet and sour pork ribs!" Spicy chicken! Pull down the leftovers from the morning! ”

No way! Don't bring it like this!

This flip is faster than a book!

Xiao Mu screamed and rushed into the room, for this meal, he didn't eat well in the morning! I can't bear it, I want to resist!

But the old lady was just talking, only twenty minutes later, Xiao Mu ate a hot meal, but this meal was quite tasteless, tasteless!

Why!

Listen to the voices at the dinner table!

"Xiaojie, when you grow up in the future, don't learn from someone, you won't get married at twenty-four!"

"Don't learn from your father, you won't get married until you're twenty-seven!"

"People who are not married, and they still have the face to eat?"

Xiao Mu wants to cry, his nephew is only two years old, where can he understand this, and is it really good to teach children this?

At this moment, Xiao Mu finally knew why his brother, who was five years older than him, often stood on the balcony with a cigarette in his mouth and looked into the distance, so what he saw was not loneliness, nor loneliness, nor pretending to be b! That's so bewilderment and helplessness!

Alas! Life is sad!

"In the evening, go to the café of your second uncle's house, and your second uncle introduced you to a girl, huh! Older than you, the new clothes bought for you are in the room, and if you dare to come back at ten o'clock tonight, do you see the stick behind the door? What you just ate, let you spit it out! ”

When Xiao Mu finished eating, holding a toothpick in his mouth, and was about to wash the dishes in a performance, suddenly such words came from behind him!

In an instant, the world is spinning, and it is impossible to prevent it! Xiao Mu knows why there are spicy chicken, sweet and sour pork ribs, and boiled pork slices on the table! It's all a routine!

"Mom, I'm going back to me at night!"

Xiao Mu turned his head and said with a forced smile.

However, there were only two words in response to Xiao Mu!

"Huh!"

I......

Xiao Mu looked at the old man for help, but he didn't expect that the old man had already flashed into the kitchen, and Xiao's father scolded in his heart: Stinky boy, he still wants to drag Lao Tzu into the water,! Don't you know that your mother is the head of the family? Go ahead, stinky boy!

Blind date tonight!

Sure enough, even if he is reborn, his life is still like this, is the day of blind date going to open again?

Xiao Mu felt that life was gloomy!