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When you're starting a team, you need to put down the shelves. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info I prefer to talk to my players rather than shout at them - of course, in some games this has happened. I feel like I'm part of the team, not like the others, not the dwarfs. If the players have a problem, they are welcome to vent. And if there are players who are dissatisfied with something, they can come and ask me for an explanation. Although sometimes, there is no reason to make some decisions. Sometimes it's as simple as picking between two people, one training hard and the other not. But when you have two players who work almost the same amount of hard work, the problem doesn't get that clear. At this point, it's smart to keep your mouth shut. I'm not the godfather of my team, but their friend, or a master of psychology.

My teammates and I never had any malice against each other, more than that, we laughed out loud. One year during winter training in Dubai, everyone was laughing, except for one person, Flamini. He was molested that day in the bandit game. It's really a bad prank that couldn't have been worse. Then again, it's also a fun prank. You'll pick someone to be the joke of, and that person would be preferably an honest guy – oh also, Flamini – and then you'll build a story among the players. You have to explain to everybody that it almost made me faint. First, you say it in Italian, then you say it to the Brazilians in Portuguese Italian, and finally, you say it to Becky in a grunting gesture.

The action is the same every time. I act as a narrator for the story, and each team member plays a role. These characters are: the king, the queen, the jockey, the assistant coach, the royal guard, the bandits, and, of course, the bandit chairman.

After dinner that day, Gattuso came up to me and said, "Come on, Coach, let's play the game of the Bandit Chairman." It's a lot of fun, some of the new players have never played before. I raised an eyebrow on one side, with my usual look

Skeptical expression: "No, never play that game again." Stop making me the bandit chairman. I'm tired and don't want to play this tonight. But everybody shouted, "Coach, coach, coach." "That's where the story begins, and their cry is a signal." Okay, but really, this is the last time. ”

I started to introduce the rules of the game, really just for Flamini, because he was the one who never played. Everyone has a different mission, and the game will not pause until finally someone is elected to be the bandit chairman. This is where the laughter begins.

Now, it was Gattuso who began to shout: Tonight, Lao Tzu will be the chairman of the bandits.

Inzaghi jumped to his feet, and even the scarf for the meal fell to the ground, and cried out: Oh my God, Reno, enough is enough. You've already been the bandit chairman once, and this time it's my turn.

Karadze interjected abruptly: You two sycophants, can't you let the newcomer be a one-time person?

Well, it's my turn to mediate: now, guys, calm down. Let's play the new recruits.

Kaladze said: I choose Beckham

Kaka: Xiao Bei can't even speak Italian, how can she be the chairman of the bandits?

It was my turn to speak again: I agreed to let little Petain go.

Everyone turned to Flamini, and he blushed and shouted: I, I, I'm quite a bandit chairman.

He went to be the chairman of the bandits, and in fact, he fell for our barb.

The prank began: I began to tell the synopsis of the story.

Once upon a time, in a beautiful castle, there was a man ...

Maldini, waving a fork in his hand, "A king." ”

Of course, the king and. . . married

Glass Luo, said lightly: "And the queen"

Whenever the king or queen wanted to leave the castle, they always rode in an incense cart pulled by six horses. And the carriage is driven.

Karachi, pretending to be sitting on a stool with both hands on the reins, shouted: "Jockey." ”

But the jockey never drove the carriage alone, and he had someone he trusted next to him.

Abbiati, almost jumping while saying "assistant jockey"

I paused for a second and thought: these guys are the ones who want to win the Italian championship. Oh, my God. "Everybody, including kings, queens, jockeys, jockeys' assistants, had to drive through a black line of Hesse, so they had to be driven by... Escorts"

Emerson, Pato, Kaka, Dida, Ronaldo, and Seedorf all jumped, brandishing knives and shouting in unison, "Royal Guard." ”

For it is in ambush in the forest that is ...

Zambrotta, Bonella, Antonini, and Yancu, with tissues from eating on their heads: "bandits"

These bandits are at the mercy of ...

There was silence, and Vera slowly got up from his chair and said timidly, "Bandit Chairman"

"No, Matthew, we're not playing like that. You have to speak with a little more enthusiasm and louder, like Maldini."

We have been anew" These bandits are at the mercy of ... ”

The "Bandit Chairman" Flamini spoke a little louder this time.

Maldini listened and said, "You really don't know how to play, you must shout loudly." ”

As before, there are no more than three things.

"These bandits are at their command..."

Flamini, blushing, shouted with all his strength: Bandit Chairman!!

There was a brief pause here. Then everyone stood up and went from Becky to Sheva. Then there was a terrifying roar, and the entire Milan team shouted in a uniform thunderous voice:

"It's the man who × everyone and wipes his mouth with chrysanthemums." Death followed in. Gattuso laughed.

Flamini (a very nice guy, a talented team member), looked at me angrily, and I could read his expression: X, a pig really can't be a good coach. ”